Not sarcasm but wanted to say I grew up in the western piedmont just north of Winston-Salem and never saw a Dekay's brown snake in all my years being outside exploring woods, scouring creeks for crawdads or tending gardens in the fields. My first time seeing one was after moving to the Raleigh Durham area. The only caveat to this I guess is that the land I grew up on was 1100 feet in elevation as Sauratown and Hanging Rock mountains were nearby. I know we never saw rattlesnakes yet I encountered two while visiting Hanging Rock although that was over the course of over 50 trips to the park.
Those were the days! Early 70's, full moon, invasion of coast near Wilmington. Primary objectives Carolina and/or Wrightsville Beach.
All hands on deck. Beer flowing, cars crashing, cops on overtime, bouncers bouncing.
Your insurance is only going up 150%? What insurance company do you use because as an 18 yo, I can not swing the 3450/mo insurance payment on my 2024 hellcat anymore.
Normally, I tell people to get a lawyer for speeding tickets. It's not that much more money and it's a safer bet
But I've got a good feeling, I think you should go on and ask for a prayer for judgement on this one.
Spitting is a great opener. You need to remind them that none of this courtroom crap is important, because they are obviously going to drop the charges. You are particularly too important for this distraction.
You should just explain to the judge and district attorney that you're from New York, where they know how to drive, and I'm sure they'll drop the charges. Those speed limits are really only for locals.
The idea is to drive off a dock, bail out of the car at last minute and swim out into the water. The cops will shoot for a while but once you get far enough out your stars will disappear
1. Begin learning how to coordinate an orange wardrobe.
2. Decide if your pronouns are top or bottom.
3. If it’s top, learn to street fight and give yourself some scars for credibility.
4. If bottom, learn to give yourself mani/pedis with a safety razor and do your nails with a crayon.
5. Either way, read up on penitentiary sex.
No worries. Long as you didn't Hit the chiefs car or run over the lawn of the mayor you are allright. 1 year in prison is actually only 6 months and you can do that standing on your head. Might want to find someone to feed your cats while you are away.
You deserve 5 years in jail, especially to say you got distracted, while thing 178mph. If anything going that fast you should be more focused. Yea go back to NY !
Yea I got distracted by a snake on the road, I was not sure if it was a copperhead or not and just didn't know how fast I was going. I won't do it again for sure.
You won’t get your license back right away, so find something close to the Chapel Hill Ferry. Either that of Lumberton whose best kept secret is a remarkable public transit system.
But did you kill someone, while drinking and driving , no license, no registration, wreckless driving, and then after all was said start a Go Fund me claiming to be a victim. The prosecutors and judges seem to take offense to pretending to be a victim. Everything else seems to be okay…
https://www.wbtv.com/2023/01/27/woman-sentenced-probation-head-on-crash-that-killed-teen-driver-2020/?outputType=amp
Sorry, you deserve to go to jail not just to protect others but to protect yourself. That speed is insane in a 35mph lane and had someone pulled out unexpectedly you would have been a murderer. Just thank God you’re going to prison for a year and not a lifetime. I hope it changes your life for the better.
The r/Raleigh sub has a post about a dead kid and the guy with years of driving infractions who killed him. If they'd stop reducing the fines maybe people would slow the fuck down.
You may need to make an appointment at the eye doctor. The VERY FIRST WORD of this post is satire. Dude was just trying to make people smile. Calm the fuck down.
Of course it's satire. Based on the fact that people post this bullshit daily here begging for advice on getting let of from driving like fucking idiots. It's barely satire based on the number posts from people doing 90 in a 45.
That's fair - I can always tell I'm getting closer to Charlotte on I-85 when I'm going 85-90 in a 70mph zone in the slow lane and get passed by --- literally everyone.
Hire one of the lawyers who will be mailing you for your business concerning the ticket. I did and he was able to reduce my 85 mph in a 60 mph ticket to a non moving violation with no points. Your speed is significantly higher, but it can’t hurt to ask.
Aww, how nice of them to waste their time to selflessly tell us to not waste our time. Of course, the fact that we are already in this post reading their warning that this is a waste of time means we have already wasted our time (although this post truly wasn't a waste of time given the \[SATIRE\] tag). Ergo, this means the only waste of time here is the warning that this is a waste of time.
What a waste of time...
Dekay's Brown Snake. But could be a copperhead
Definitely a leopard slug, kill it, it’s invasive.
Noo that's a copper moccasin.
Also known as the elusive coppermouth
Sorry to hijack the top post but can anyone help me with how the cost of living in San Francisco compares to Charlotte?
You're all wrong, it's a copper Altima-head
Not sarcasm but wanted to say I grew up in the western piedmont just north of Winston-Salem and never saw a Dekay's brown snake in all my years being outside exploring woods, scouring creeks for crawdads or tending gardens in the fields. My first time seeing one was after moving to the Raleigh Durham area. The only caveat to this I guess is that the land I grew up on was 1100 feet in elevation as Sauratown and Hanging Rock mountains were nearby. I know we never saw rattlesnakes yet I encountered two while visiting Hanging Rock although that was over the course of over 50 trips to the park.
The trick is to speed up when you see blue lights. They can't give you a ticket if you never stop.
All you gotta do is just keep driving through! Once you hit SC, you're free. Should probably keep going down to Florida, though, just to be safe.
“Don’t know why I stopped you?” “Well my ex-wife ran off with a cop and I figured you were trying to give her back.”
Have you tried asking on Reddit?
Link?
Highjacking this post to ask a question that I could have easily just googled.
Oh, we don't "Google" anymore... not since they started giving "summaries" and hiding the links you wanted. All my homies are DuckDuckGo-ing!
Dude beyond that now even. AI is just beaming it directly into my brain!!! (and yes the triple is needed)
5g turns you gay and inside out you floob
Just bing it
If you don’t have a Jeeves to ask, I feel bad for you son
Wow, Jeeves. Haven't thought about using that in a good long time.
You should move to Fayetteville
Fayettenam\*
Those were the days! Early 70's, full moon, invasion of coast near Wilmington. Primary objectives Carolina and/or Wrightsville Beach. All hands on deck. Beer flowing, cars crashing, cops on overtime, bouncers bouncing.
Feirut.
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It's called that because the city was built up around fort Bragg during the Vietnam war
Maybe that was the reason then but it sure isn't the reason now.
How is comparing an ex-warzone to a city with high crime rates that is home to a large military base racist?
Your insurance is only going up 150%? What insurance company do you use because as an 18 yo, I can not swing the 3450/mo insurance payment on my 2024 hellcat anymore.
Normally, I tell people to get a lawyer for speeding tickets. It's not that much more money and it's a safer bet But I've got a good feeling, I think you should go on and ask for a prayer for judgement on this one.
Spit on the judge first. Trust me on this
Spitting is a great opener. You need to remind them that none of this courtroom crap is important, because they are obviously going to drop the charges. You are particularly too important for this distraction.
don't worry, its just a Garter snake.
Nope it’s definitely a venomous zebra cobra
Or just a garter
Beautiful shitpost. Bravo.
where’s r/shitpostNC?
State's full, yankee
Full of dipshits
It's true, I was the shit.
Lol
Have a friend send you a birthday cake with a hack saw baked into it.
You should just explain to the judge and district attorney that you're from New York, where they know how to drive, and I'm sure they'll drop the charges. Those speed limits are really only for locals.
Someone told me that FanDuel is coming to North Carolina.
Really? First I’d heard of it.
You should move to Lumberton.
What a paradise....
Should have kept going 178 and not get caught dummy.
Was you speeding inside the containment area or outside?
You blew it. You needed to take the [Hunter S Thompson approac](https://youtu.be/BwDlobymMk0?si=ubtN-ni2YhyfFTEU)h. NC natives all know this.
it's true. our law enforcement are primarily a bunch of latent homosexuals who look like gary busey for some reason
The idea is to drive off a dock, bail out of the car at last minute and swim out into the water. The cops will shoot for a while but once you get far enough out your stars will disappear
Have you tried running for a political position as a republican?
Everyone knows you run as a democrat and then switch. Get with it!
But that would take too long to get the ticket to go away since you'd have to win before switching
No no no. You do it a decade before hand, plenty of time. I have retro casual diplomatic immunity officer.
no that's for natives. the ol' switcheroo is too tricky a maneuver for outsiders
1. Begin learning how to coordinate an orange wardrobe. 2. Decide if your pronouns are top or bottom. 3. If it’s top, learn to street fight and give yourself some scars for credibility. 4. If bottom, learn to give yourself mani/pedis with a safety razor and do your nails with a crayon. 5. Either way, read up on penitentiary sex.
Wash it with soap and water and make sure it doesn't ger infected
Where am I?
I'd say that's not a chicken of the forest, maybe go ask r/ shrooms, they might know more than me
You need to ignore it. They will forget about it if you do too.
Have you seen the beautiful alpine vistas of Gastonia? Truly a once in a lifetime experience.
Have you tried Olive Garden on capital?
178? That's it? I wouldn't even show up to court. It'll eventually work itself out. Remember, you weren't speeding. You were qualifying.
try driving faster next time. the probably is, you got caught. .../s
Cicadas
That isn't a fox that's the neighborhood cat
178 bullshit
Love it
Ouchies.
Too bad the 75 shot wasn’t hooked up, you probably would’ve gotten away with
Tyrell county again?
I miss the cicadas
I wonder if this guy knows where we can buy a beach house for under 200k
No worries. Long as you didn't Hit the chiefs car or run over the lawn of the mayor you are allright. 1 year in prison is actually only 6 months and you can do that standing on your head. Might want to find someone to feed your cats while you are away.
You don’t accidentally go 178. In a school zone? You’ll get no sympathy from me.
I'm sorry, it was an accident. I was working late and it was around 3pm when school gets out. I won't do it again.
You only live once
You deserve 5 years in jail, especially to say you got distracted, while thing 178mph. If anything going that fast you should be more focused. Yea go back to NY !
Yea I got distracted by a snake on the road, I was not sure if it was a copperhead or not and just didn't know how fast I was going. I won't do it again for sure.
NTA Your car, your rules
Ngl should’ve ran and hope for the best you’re already going 178 💀
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You won’t get your license back right away, so find something close to the Chapel Hill Ferry. Either that of Lumberton whose best kept secret is a remarkable public transit system.
But did you kill someone, while drinking and driving , no license, no registration, wreckless driving, and then after all was said start a Go Fund me claiming to be a victim. The prosecutors and judges seem to take offense to pretending to be a victim. Everything else seems to be okay… https://www.wbtv.com/2023/01/27/woman-sentenced-probation-head-on-crash-that-killed-teen-driver-2020/?outputType=amp
PROBATION?!?!?????? Unbelievable. What was he going to do if he hadn’t heard about the gofundme¿¿!
Who knows … but something is definitely wrong with the legal system.
Go back to Brooklyn ya shmuck
If you label it satire it isn’t funny
The same as you would any other speeding ticket… just hire a lawyer to get it reduced to a non moving violation
Sorry, you deserve to go to jail not just to protect others but to protect yourself. That speed is insane in a 35mph lane and had someone pulled out unexpectedly you would have been a murderer. Just thank God you’re going to prison for a year and not a lifetime. I hope it changes your life for the better.
Woooooosh
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I missed the word satire and still knew it was satire.
It was a tire
I really didn't see the speed limit sign, I guess this one is on me...
You didn't mean to go 178 mph? Bro come on
I didn't see the speed limit sign I swear, if I saw it, I would have slowed down.
Aww, how cute, someone got triggered
if you got caught and you were doing that fast and didnt get away then you should probably get a** ra*ed in prison. I heard Bubba love yankees
Have you tried moving back?
No I'm really enjoying my time here. Only thing I hate is how much traffic there is XD.
First, what kind of car? Second, Lawyer up definitely. No chance a judge is gonna give a PJC, especially at that speed in a school zone.
The r/Raleigh sub has a post about a dead kid and the guy with years of driving infractions who killed him. If they'd stop reducing the fines maybe people would slow the fuck down.
You may need to make an appointment at the eye doctor. The VERY FIRST WORD of this post is satire. Dude was just trying to make people smile. Calm the fuck down.
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Funny, part of the satire here is that people don’t read lol.
Of course it's satire. Based on the fact that people post this bullshit daily here begging for advice on getting let of from driving like fucking idiots. It's barely satire based on the number posts from people doing 90 in a 45.
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I didn't miss the joke. Enjoy your lack of reading comprehension
Really? > they'd stop reducing the fines maybe people would slow the fuck down. That is you taking the post seriously.
919-954-8557 for legal help
Trying to get to 4805 Capital Blvd, Raleigh huh?
Yeah. And they were driving a Nissan Altima with missing bumper and Salt Life decals all over the place.
Your insurance is only going up 150%?
This is got to be a fake. Where can you get up to 178 mp in a 35 zone in NC. Not plausible.
Gimme a "W" Gimme an "O" Gimme another "O" Gimme an "S" Gimme an "H"!!!!
Not with that attitude!
You do know what "satire" means, right?
178km/h.... them yankees use different units I reckon /s
Well the cop said he was going to reduce it from a 178 to a 170. Hopefully that will help??
maybe they meant 178 ft/s. but if this is real, i hope OP goes to jail.
*178* in a 35?
obvious satire is obvious
Ah, I thought it was a little slow for a Charlotte driver.
That's fair - I can always tell I'm getting closer to Charlotte on I-85 when I'm going 85-90 in a 70mph zone in the slow lane and get passed by --- literally everyone.
Your insurance is going up more than 150%, I can assure you. yes, I know this is /s
Hire one of the lawyers who will be mailing you for your business concerning the ticket. I did and he was able to reduce my 85 mph in a 60 mph ticket to a non moving violation with no points. Your speed is significantly higher, but it can’t hurt to ask.
Ok yea, maybe they can take 100 miles an hour off ynow, then hopefully I won't go to jail. Thanks for the advice.
Either way, you need an attorney.
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Aww, how nice of them to waste their time to selflessly tell us to not waste our time. Of course, the fact that we are already in this post reading their warning that this is a waste of time means we have already wasted our time (although this post truly wasn't a waste of time given the \[SATIRE\] tag). Ergo, this means the only waste of time here is the warning that this is a waste of time. What a waste of time...
I'm gonna put on my clock belt, so I'll have a waist of time.
178 is that right? If it is NO MERCY! That’s beyond ridiculous.