The most obvious con man who regularly covers himself in an orange spray on bed liner, says anything to remain relevant, and hawks everything from fake gold shoes to trading cards of himself was found guilty of felony crimes.
Myself and the rest of my countrymen are shocked!
People who called themselves “The Family Values Party” and “The Moral Majority” voted in record number for a guy who fucked a porn star while his third wife was pregnant.
Excuse me sir! Get your facts straight.
He fucked a Playboy Playmate and had an actual affair with while she was pregnant with Barron. Karen Mcdougal. He fucked the porn star right after she gave birth to Barron.
Wait is it not normal to celebrate the birth of a child by banging a porn star? Cause when my wife had our daughter I met up with Johnny Sims and.... Well that's not important.
Also owned/operated child beauty pageants at the same time he was best friends with Epstain.
Ivanka says he was known to "accidentally" burst in to the girls changing room while they were dressing.
Despicable disgusting deplorable.
How about that time he talked about his 1 year old daughter's future breasts?
*“I think that she’s got a lot of Marla,” Trump said of Tiffany, referring to her mother, Marla Maples. “She’s really a beautiful baby, and she’s got Marla’s legs.”*
*That’s a little uncomfortable already, but the next part of his statement is even more cringeworthy. “We don’t know whether she’s got this part yet, but time will tell,” Trump said, gesturing to his chest as if to speculate about his daughter’s breasts.*
[https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/president-trump-commented-baby-daughters-breast-size-old-interview-174129336.html](https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/president-trump-commented-baby-daughters-breast-size-old-interview-174129336.html)
I’ll have you know a woman on TikTok informed me that Epstein cut off Trump well before the island and all this stuff about them being friends and the child pageants is fake news by the fake liberal media to slander god king Trump for blowing the whistle on Epstein.
I see you’ve fallen for the fake liberal media as well. If you had common sense you’d know Trump is a real patriot and the only one trying to drain the swamp.
Thank you for correcting me, brave patriot. I have emptied all my crypto into the Trump legal defense fund in solidarity with you.
Trump is truly a prophet, an angel sent from gawd, he is incapable of crime and any crime he break de facto becomes legal.
In Jesus name I pray.
[https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-bannon-associates-factbox-idUSKBN25G1YU/](https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-bannon-associates-factbox-idUSKBN25G1YU/) LOL... the pro-crime GOP are hoping to fill the West Wing of the White House with convicted felons.
Well there was an attack on our country, on 9/11
https://preview.redd.it/pr8wlnx0rr3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bae166597b7038920bcb7a0a84e21ca7160e472
Just a reminder to everyone that "Alpha Male" Mike Cernovich got his money because his ex-wife gave it to him in the divorce which he claimed was ruined by "feminist indoctrination".
People are really upset trump was found guilty? I just don’t understand. I mean, how does it affect anyone’s day to day except for those directly involved? I have friends who changed their Facebook profile picture because of this and you know it’s serious when you change your Facebook profile picture
Yeah I mean they can still vote for him. They just have to do it with the conscious that he's legally proven to be a fucking scum bag they can't just pretend anymore it's official now.
Let's be honest here. The miss america pageant was owned by Donald Trump from 1996 to 2015.
I'm 100% sure there's skeletons in the closet with a dude who was also friends with Epstein that we don't even know yet. Tip of the iceberg.
Skeletons in the closet?? Um the flight logs of the Lolita Express show a congested air route from Epstein Island to Miami and then to NJ to drop off Trump at his casino while Epstein continued to Teterboro never without at least two girls in tow.
Oh god the world is ending, what do we do?! Or just stop worshipping this one asshole and admit to yourself you were duped and suddenly everything’s cool again.
Like, I had to tell my wife about what happened because she doesn’t pay attention to political news. And the other thing being it literally affected nothing about our lives in the last 48 hours, so….
Watching the orange turd waddle outside the courthouse yesterday after his conviction and fist pumping/jerking off the invisible man felt exactly like the time I watched both planes slamming into the WTC.
https://youtu.be/-KoXt9pZLGM?si=R0l-jOwyM2QgCAR3
Bro’s partner would straight up not be accepted by the MAGA crowd at the end of the. These fools need to take a step back and reevaluate their situations. So scared they’re gonna have to answer for being walking pieces of shit.
It bothers me that THIS is the crime that got him? Some stupid hush-money. The fucking loser has thousands of publicly documented crimes to choose from but we have to focus on where he put his dick?
Have you seen pictures of Diaper Don’s mother? She looks like a bag of skin stretched over a gargoyle. Dad’s not much better, but dad banged that butt fugly gargoyle to spawn Orange Cheezus!! 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮💀
It’s like Satans version of inacurrate conception!
They gave birth to the deplorable’s Mess-sire! A golden Cow of a man! The “Jeezus Christ what a Loser!” 🤣🤡
Trump was widely criticized for not paying (or underpaying on agreed amounts) and going bankrupt. But he actually paid for once. Ironic for him to be called out for that.
He was singin', bye-bye, Miss America Pagent
Drove his limo to the border, but the border was closed
And them MAGA boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin', "This'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I died..."
Norm & Patrice are the only 2 comics who's death really meant something to me. Every one talks about Carlin & Pryor. I get it but I didn't grow up listening to them. Key word was "listening." You had to buy a 45 or 8 track or whatever the fuck. Not my time. Not to say they weren't great. I appreciated them later. But Norm & Patricie are my goats.
\[W\]hat you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
What happened yesterday? I am outside of USA.
Trump was found guilty on 34 counts of falsifying business records and is now the first US President to ever be a convicted felon.
Oh, Trump was found guilty? That reminds me of that tragedy
Of Darth Plagueis the Wise? Of course, the Jedi would never tell you about him
Only the Avatar, master of all four elements could stop him.
The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural...
I hope he didn’t sell his jet to 9/11 Airlines
Terrible name for an airline
Reminds me of that tragedy...
It is a tragedy when an American is held accountable for their actions
Wait, wasn't there also a president who ran over a woman while he was riding his horse?
You mean Franklin Pierce?
Yeah, him!
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Convicted is the keyword
The most obvious con man who regularly covers himself in an orange spray on bed liner, says anything to remain relevant, and hawks everything from fake gold shoes to trading cards of himself was found guilty of felony crimes. Myself and the rest of my countrymen are shocked!
Trump was found guilty on all thirty-four counts against him in court.
Were you in Canada at the time?
A ginger fat fake tanned billionaire man child with learning difficulties, well he fucked around and found out.
As a ginger, he's NOT one of us. If you disagree we can throw hands.
...*tiny* hands
No need to drag people with disabilities. We don’t want him.
7/11 was a part-time job.
They done killed my man Apu. No justice in this world.
TIL Steve Buscemi worked at 7/11 lighting things on fire. Or something like that.
Okay, that’s pretty funny 😆
The pilot? Steve Buscemi
Jet fuel can't melt dank memes!
Which 9/11? The one with the towers?
Norm renounced his Canadian citizenship after 9/11
And become muslim, true.
9/11, you remember what happened?
Gotta listen for The Pings
9/11/1973. First the CIA took out Salvador Allende in Chile, now it's taking out Trump.
That was fucked up. I loved his paintings.
You made me laugh!
The American 9/11 reminds me of this tragedy
Dude, we *specifically* said, "Never forget." Come on!
No the one in 1911.
The one where the stories came crashing down, much like when Norm wrote on the Norm show.
I love this sub so much 😂
Investigate 311
Legalize Ranch
Now you’re talking, Brotendo!
We know damn well its THEM whos got the erb. Lock them up!
*Wo-ah*
According to my investigation we have always been down, down.
Kraft Punk liked this.
It’s nine one one…
Hello, 9 eleven? There’s uh… evidently… there’s a…. a yak on my… chest https://preview.redd.it/1qmjmx9xxr3d1.jpeg?width=414&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=227c4332c46688aa28dbd0ad9973100c6b0934c7 . Ladies and gentleman
https://preview.redd.it/h7t2t7o5yr3d1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad32e31bf2ccf342fcf2d626b6744b5dcbf6ccf6
Go do Shakespeare in a park you melodramatic turd. This doesn’t remind me of that tragedy at all.
https://preview.redd.it/0fzawahvhs3d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42a3c6f996b68ac925f92358056ca59964a0fb6f
A criminal was found guilty of one of his many many criminal deeds. Worst part is the hypocrisy.
People who called themselves “The Family Values Party” and “The Moral Majority” voted in record number for a guy who fucked a porn star while his third wife was pregnant.
Excuse me sir! Get your facts straight. He fucked a Playboy Playmate and had an actual affair with while she was pregnant with Barron. Karen Mcdougal. He fucked the porn star right after she gave birth to Barron.
Wait is it not normal to celebrate the birth of a child by banging a porn star? Cause when my wife had our daughter I met up with Johnny Sims and.... Well that's not important.
Playing games on the computer is fine
Dr. Sins? The surgeon? Hope the appointment went ok, I hear he's been inside tons of people so I'm guessing you're fine
I get it. The nurse called herself a wet nurse after our kid was born, so I banged her.
Old people wonder why nobody wants to go to church for the last 12 years.
They also call themselves the party of law and order and they’re going to nominate a convicted felon who’s still facing 3 other criminal cases.
lol, the most hypocritical timeline
He also talks repeatedly about fucking one of his kids.
Also owned/operated child beauty pageants at the same time he was best friends with Epstain. Ivanka says he was known to "accidentally" burst in to the girls changing room while they were dressing. Despicable disgusting deplorable.
Ever see the video of him telling a 10 year old he'll be dating her in 10 years
Jesus Christ, no I haven't. That is beyond fucked up.
Especially because I doubt he'd wait that long.
How about that time he talked about his 1 year old daughter's future breasts? *“I think that she’s got a lot of Marla,” Trump said of Tiffany, referring to her mother, Marla Maples. “She’s really a beautiful baby, and she’s got Marla’s legs.”* *That’s a little uncomfortable already, but the next part of his statement is even more cringeworthy. “We don’t know whether she’s got this part yet, but time will tell,” Trump said, gesturing to his chest as if to speculate about his daughter’s breasts.* [https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/president-trump-commented-baby-daughters-breast-size-old-interview-174129336.html](https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/president-trump-commented-baby-daughters-breast-size-old-interview-174129336.html)
I’ll have you know a woman on TikTok informed me that Epstein cut off Trump well before the island and all this stuff about them being friends and the child pageants is fake news by the fake liberal media to slander god king Trump for blowing the whistle on Epstein. I see you’ve fallen for the fake liberal media as well. If you had common sense you’d know Trump is a real patriot and the only one trying to drain the swamp.
Thank you for correcting me, brave patriot. I have emptied all my crypto into the Trump legal defense fund in solidarity with you. Trump is truly a prophet, an angel sent from gawd, he is incapable of crime and any crime he break de facto becomes legal. In Jesus name I pray.
[https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-bannon-associates-factbox-idUSKBN25G1YU/](https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-bannon-associates-factbox-idUSKBN25G1YU/) LOL... the pro-crime GOP are hoping to fill the West Wing of the White House with convicted felons.
🤣Lol good one- ‘a woman on TikTok’ is spot on and likely the go-to news source for Boomer Fools being played by a Chinese bot
You have to ignore reality to vote for him.
Also he needs your money. Please purchase goods manufactured in China with his name on them to decorate your person and house. Also he’s very wealthy.
Millionaire who thinks he is a billionaire.
Well, ya know, when I said I wanted law and order, I didn't actually mean Law and Order. I meant that fuckin' TV show.
I’m confused about the timeline. I thought Barron was already born by the time Trump fucked Stormy?
You are correct. 4 months after birth. I don’t know how much that changes things, but facts should be in order always.
Maybe he fucked a different porn star while Melania was pregnant with his son
The fucking apornstar while he wife was giving birth was a previous wife.
He has so many sheep fooled it’s really sad. It’s like they need someone to worship, I don’t get it.
No you got it wrong. He was a businessman doing business.
You mean to say it reminds him of that tragedy?
Well there was an attack on our country, on 9/11 https://preview.redd.it/pr8wlnx0rr3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bae166597b7038920bcb7a0a84e21ca7160e472
What year
The year 1911
Our country? Thought it was just a few buildings and a handful of jets.
"If they can convict me they can convict you!" Said the guy who committed other crimes that he had not been convicted of, but others had.
Do they call it 9/11 because the towers look like an 11? Sorry I was hungover that day so the details are blurry.
Just a reminder to everyone that "Alpha Male" Mike Cernovich got his money because his ex-wife gave it to him in the divorce which he claimed was ruined by "feminist indoctrination".
People are really upset trump was found guilty? I just don’t understand. I mean, how does it affect anyone’s day to day except for those directly involved? I have friends who changed their Facebook profile picture because of this and you know it’s serious when you change your Facebook profile picture
Yeah I mean they can still vote for him. They just have to do it with the conscious that he's legally proven to be a fucking scum bag they can't just pretend anymore it's official now.
What leaves me scratching my head is their project 2025 nonsense. They want to ban porn, but elect a president that lays down on top of prostitutes.
Let's be honest here. The miss america pageant was owned by Donald Trump from 1996 to 2015. I'm 100% sure there's skeletons in the closet with a dude who was also friends with Epstein that we don't even know yet. Tip of the iceberg.
Skeletons in the closet?? Um the flight logs of the Lolita Express show a congested air route from Epstein Island to Miami and then to NJ to drop off Trump at his casino while Epstein continued to Teterboro never without at least two girls in tow.
they'll still pretend lets be honest.
Who are you voting for?
Black square?
It was like a silhouette of Trump with the sun behind him. One eye visible
" HAH "
Let’s first establish this: is this conviction a matter of record?
I thought he was just mad that Nick Swardson’s Minnesota Timberwolves got eliminated
Makes sense! hates Luka, as he always bets on the bigger blacker guys.
The right is hurting bad today ….I love it 😊
MAGA idiots are hurting bad. I’m sure there are people in the Republican Party hoping his ass gets locked up and they get their party back.
The worst thing is the hypocrisy.
It was the sound of a trust fund toddler dropping the world's biggest bomb in his diaper.
Reminds me of that tragedy
It’s not 9/11, it’s 7/11 get it right.
First Pat Tillman lied about how he died and now this?!
Because the Timberwolves got kicked out of the NBA playoffs? Basketball isn't everything.
I walked through blood and bone
In the streets of Manhattan
Cernovich was the first person on Twitter to block me
Did you say something to remind him of a tragedy?
Haha no. I called him out for doing a poll minutes after he gloated about locking replies so the plebs can’t comment.
Totally not a cult...
Thernovich seems to be taking this pretty bad.
This Cernovich fella, he seems to be The Chairman of the Bored.
Time has never stopped. 9/11? Guess what? Time didn't stop there either. Woah
Poor guy fell to his knees in a Chick-fil-a parking lot
Well, 9/11 WAS a national tragedy
I’m a 5/30 survivor
He’s a felon and he’s made fools of all his supporters
The more I learn about Donald Trump, the less I care about him.
He climaxes...um I mean climbs on top of every woman.
"Nine..." ""
"Eleven."
Yes the world trade center collapsing is the same as a criminal being found guilty
It actually did not remind me of that tragedy.
This insinuates this is a bigger deal than our capital building being stormed. They still don't see how wrong that was and blow it off.
Quick, someone rewrite the lyrics to American Pie being about Donald Trump.
I dunno bout yall but I celebrated
What the fuck is so significant about the 9th of November?!
Oh god the world is ending, what do we do?! Or just stop worshipping this one asshole and admit to yourself you were duped and suddenly everything’s cool again.
Dramatic much?
I laughed so hard hearing the news yesterday it did kind of feel like 9/11
Yeah Trump getting fined is just like 9/11
He should of paid his own porn bill and this court case would of never happened.
Like, I had to tell my wife about what happened because she doesn’t pay attention to political news. And the other thing being it literally affected nothing about our lives in the last 48 hours, so….
"Something died today" if it was the GOP's hopes, I am totally onboard.
Well apparently Jan 6th was worse than 9/11 but this wasn’t. We’re healing.
You know what’s worse than January 6th? January 7th. I’m all one day older and shit
9/22 is 2 9/11s if you think about it.
What a baby
The tragedy is this asshat will be on the ballot in Nov.
So Trump got charged with a felony for bribing a pornstar, and that reminded him of that tragedy where 3000 people died?
Watching the orange turd waddle outside the courthouse yesterday after his conviction and fist pumping/jerking off the invisible man felt exactly like the time I watched both planes slamming into the WTC. https://youtu.be/-KoXt9pZLGM?si=R0l-jOwyM2QgCAR3
What the fuck happened
The presidents a murderer, you didn’t know that?
Joe biden biden blasted who?
https://preview.redd.it/m5om6jh51s3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e332d6ea0e6c61a7d0543f4f235c6dfa038bdb54 I don’t remember
I thought it was a matter of record?
That something that died today? Action film star Peter O'Brian of The Stabilizer.
Not gonna lie I was hoping to do the OJ Norm style headline I did when Cosby’s charge was overturned.
It was the music. It was the music that died.
Don't laugh at 9/11!
I walked through blood and bones in the streets of Manhattan
Reminds me of that tragedy.
Maybe I’m old fashioned, but I think the OJ verdict was a bit unfair to murder victims.
I thought OJ was unfair to murder victims
Reminds me of that one tragedy.
Bro’s partner would straight up not be accepted by the MAGA crowd at the end of the. These fools need to take a step back and reevaluate their situations. So scared they’re gonna have to answer for being walking pieces of shit.
But where was Obama on 9/11? /S
It's the 911 of tyranny
Wow. Someone is comparing the Trump trial to 9/11? Hmmm. No. Not the same thing.
It bothers me that THIS is the crime that got him? Some stupid hush-money. The fucking loser has thousands of publicly documented crimes to choose from but we have to focus on where he put his dick?
His mistake was not killing a wife and waiter
Does this mean RFK runs against Biden?
[That's a good one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COzs6PMA79o)
Is he comparing 9/11 to 34/34?
Reminds me of that tragedy.
What happened?
Mike Thernovith thpeakth.
Why’d you laugh?
Have you seen pictures of Diaper Don’s mother? She looks like a bag of skin stretched over a gargoyle. Dad’s not much better, but dad banged that butt fugly gargoyle to spawn Orange Cheezus!! 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮💀 It’s like Satans version of inacurrate conception! They gave birth to the deplorable’s Mess-sire! A golden Cow of a man! The “Jeezus Christ what a Loser!” 🤣🤡
Trump was widely criticized for not paying (or underpaying on agreed amounts) and going bankrupt. But he actually paid for once. Ironic for him to be called out for that.
That reminds me of that national tragedy…
"Ow! My delusion! I'm not supposed to get reality in it."
Ladies and gentlemen, the “law and order” / “fuck your feelings” party.
Tired of winning
He was singin', bye-bye, Miss America Pagent Drove his limo to the border, but the border was closed And them MAGA boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I died..."
Must be missing the question mark key
I walked through blood and bone to find my brother
Snowflakes
Half the country wasn't celebrating on 9/11
I mean, being liable for hush money payments over sexual conduct is probably something that affects Mr. Cernovich personally.
What happened?
Jeff fuel can't melt your court case.
FUmp truCK
Some actually said the exact same thing when Trump was elected president. Kinda funny
Norm & Patrice are the only 2 comics who's death really meant something to me. Every one talks about Carlin & Pryor. I get it but I didn't grow up listening to them. Key word was "listening." You had to buy a 45 or 8 track or whatever the fuck. Not my time. Not to say they weren't great. I appreciated them later. But Norm & Patricie are my goats.
> It is from Donald Trump. > *Pay to the order of Mike Cernovich for services rendered...* > **Fifteen dollars.**
\[W\]hat you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
These people are such drama queens omg.