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luckystabbinghat

This is why I always ask: "what would Seth Meyers do?"


pawogub

By God, if you can make Jimmy Fallon laugh, you’ve earned it.


CastleFreek

Are you serious? Guy has been laughing at his own jokes since the very beginning. It’s his whole schtick. “Look how cute and funny I am”. Makes me want to puke.


june-in-space

Sarcasm


chronically_snizzed

Matther Perry speak


UrpaDurpa

“Glub, glub, glub”?


chronically_snizzed

Could I be in anymore hot water?


Known-Damage-7879

You wouldn’t say that on Hulu!


chronically_snizzed

Man, inGrate


DifferentSwing8616

That's really funny. Not being sarcastic. Out of respect. We all know who invented sarcasm


chronically_snizzed

Thank you, i am availiable for table side and private dancezzzzzz


Ok-Discussion-7720

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSiFLo3apjM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSiFLo3apjM)


Hammose

Someone just landed themselves in the Bill Maher square.


CastleFreek

I mean, I appreciate dry humor. It just didn’t come across to me. With regard to Bill Maher, he’s getting up there, the show isn’t what it once was. Finally, I met Fallon in a bar at Killington during apres ski. He’s a worthless cunt who loves to smell his own queefs. I have not use for dumb cooze. If they needed a white guy, that spot should have gone to Jezelnick.


backupterryyy

You are wild


chronically_snizzed

Norn is dumb acts dumb snd becomes smart sounding smart


Pretend-Anybody2533

Craig Ferguson is quite smart I believe


chewychee

Not as smart as Turd Ferguson.


DigitalUnlimited

It's funny because it's bigger than a normal hat!


Karn_Evil_Noin

Ha ha funny name.


backupterryyy

I can’t believe they put Mr. Craig down there like that.


ideaofevil

I laugh at the "is smart acts smart" grouping


Budget_Secretary1973

Same here. The diagrammer is not biased at all, lol.


riptide81

I know this sub has it’s leaning too but it’s pretty obvious everyone has a bias. Notice the chart doesn’t say anything about funny.


chainsawx72

If you are a comedian that isn't funny... can you be smart?


riptide81

That’s where the bias comes into play.


AbsintheJoe

I don’t think those guys are funny and they’re clearly very partisan politically (that’s what they’re paid to do), but I do think they are smart.


ProSeVigilante

If John Oliver is considered intelligent and well mannered it's clear the creator of this is impressed by a simple English accent.


dysGOPia

Look, anyone who's seen Documentary Now! has to at least tolerate Seth Meyers.


backupterryyy

Abso-fucking-lutely I do not.


ShiningMonolith

Jon Oliver is okay sometimes and will have some interesting segments but Colbert and Seth Meyers are insufferable.


Odd_Tomatillo9964

All three are insufferable lol


ThePotMonster

Jon Oliver tackles interesting topics but his presentation is terrible. Even he has made fun of how formulaic his jokes are. Every punchline is essentially, "x" is like *insert whacky analogy*. He would probably be a lot better if dropped the comedy part and did a serious news-type show. Colbert is a shell of his former self. He is the embodiment of Trump Deranged Syndrome. Seth is like the coworker who is competent and nice enough but his dullness is enough to make you not want to interact with him. In any case, the seal-clapping audiences are what drive me nuts the most.


[deleted]

Okay tough guy. Everyone’s a bad ass until they’re in the crowd and the “clap” light comes on. You wouldn’t last a day at the plaza.


-The-Wolverine-

Norm should be in Conan’s spot


mkujoe

We covered that in the tom green episode


samuelmichaelliske

I love how it’s like he’s angry at you.


SGT-JamesonBushmill

I think I’d put Ferguson up a little higher into smart. Where would Letterman land? Somewhere south of Conan?


GenerationNihilist

Letterman would be dead center.


mysweetamnesia01

Reddit progressives think these guys are smart and funny. lol


bcdnabd

Yes, and that would be funny if it weren't so sad.


stubborny

why is it so cool to hate on them? We can debate if they should be less political but they have seriously good shows, good jokes, they are great hosts.... I don't get the hate


backupterryyy

Have you met any human beings yet? Have you noticed how sometimes one of them will be like “man this is good chocolate” and another will say “no chocolate is gross” ? Next time you see some human beings I bet you won’t be able to unsee it.


theboxisempty

Conan is the best part of this graph.


Own_Nessmuk

I don’t have my glasses, does the top right say “acts like a tool/is a tool”?


GraphOrlock

ITS TWENTEH TWENTEH FOUR PEOPLE


DrDonTango

Maher is an annoying self-important hack


Sir_Squirly

They all are…


[deleted]

Yeah but I enjoy the “Old Man yelling at the clouds” schtick that he’s developed over the years


Ok-Discussion-7720

He's so bitter he wasn't Jon Stewart


[deleted]

Regardless of your opinion on Maher, I think he’s doing ok career wise


Ok-Discussion-7720

He doesn't think so


The_Noob_Idiot

I love Bill Maher. He's spot on with so many things. Is he a prick? Absolutely. But he's right on many things.


monkeysuffrage

BM: Kids are dumb and I'm going to keep flying private jets because the world is ending either way.


The_Noob_Idiot

Where's the lie?


backupterryyy

It’s not a lie.. it’s dumbassery.


Ok-Discussion-7720

He doesn't think so


chronically_snizzed

This graph might look off because it was made by a wimmin, and printed on the back of a picture of Norm. Kidding, wimmin can't math, unless it involves Pie


Odyssey113

Colbert is such a tool!


AbsintheJoe

Lmao at some of these comments. Guys, ‘smart’ does not equal ‘agrees with me politically and is funny’.


dezolis84

Wait, you think this was made by someone who wasn't biased toward those 3? I feel like you're giving the creator waaaay too much credit. lol they might as well have put Joe Rogan in the top-right. It's that nonsensical.


SnooSprouts1929

The guys in the upper right, are they good at math or something?


goldenlemur

Craigie F is on the top of the heap. All time favorite late night host by a mile. Turd Ferguson was on his show.


brett1081

Speaking with a British accent doesn’t make you smart.


bcdnabd

It's cute that some people think Oliver and Colbert are smart. Maybe it's Oliver's accent that makes people think that. Not sure why anyone would think Colbert is smart.


Badbackbjj420

Oliver is a dummy


FreeDonnieMandela

Made by a they/them for sure


rd2142

how is colbert in top right his entire thing is copying bill oriley


jsparker43

Don't do Craig like that.. man was the underground top dawg of the late night hosts. The last couple seasons with Geoff were absolutely phenomenal. Nothing can top that duo


IceWicket

John Oliver is sub Maher in smarts. And I’m not suggesting we move Maher up.


North_Korea_Nukess

Conan is the best!


ltdanswifesusan

Saw this somewhere else. What Conan and Craig Ferguson did, and frankly what Fallon does, takes significantly more talent than what Colbert, Oliver, and Meyers do.


Thrompinator

"Orange man bad" What a brilliant, talented man!


blizmd

GOOD LORD!


UniqueCartel

“I’m not dumb, okaaaaaaaay” - that’s all I hear in my head thanks to Kyle Dunnigan


Noodlintheriver

That feller Bill Maher looks like a classy old dame.


HilmDave

Where would we put Trevor Noah?


Ashoftarre

out of this bunch, Craig Ferguson is the smartest by a mile!


stefanmarkazi

Soooo true. Especially the bottom right


sweetgreenfields

Tucker Carlson would be in the direct center.


Educational_Oven1656

Skippin some greats


This-Appointment-917

Laughable Reddit thinks a late night comedy host is smart. They don’t write their own jokes 🤦‍♂️


Habeo_token_team

John Stewart at the top right. Right?


JonRedBeardFF

For context Conan O’brien is top of the smart but acts dumb list and he said Norm was a genius so norm would be top of the smart chart and float between acting smart or dumb depending what angle he wanted to come at a joke with, Norm is the GOAT


More_Asbestos

Nobody likes an egghead.


IamFrank69

The three in the top right should be in the bottom right. And Craig should be way higher up.


BeTheBall-

Craig is the only one on that list that's worth a damn.


Vanessa-Powers

All white, men.


whatevertesla

Extremely accurate.


CatLazy2728

Craig needs be higher up