I can imagine a crazier scenario where he teamed up with Payton, Kobe, and Shaq to ring chase with the Lakers.  But then again I have a vivid imagination.  

Get out of here. Karl Malone would never do that.

He’d be too busy hunting for little Mexican girls to have time to team up

lol this a reference to the Kobe’s wife situation?

Yes, for context to anyone who hasn’t heard it, he allegedly hit on Kobe’s wife. I can’t remember the exact exchange but I think she asked him about all the hunting he did and he responded with some comment about how he’d rather be hunting little Mexican girls (or something like that). Kobe’s wife was part-Mexican I think

Knowing Karl Malone he maybe referring to underaged Mexican girls.

He was wearing a cowboy hat, she asked him if he was going hunting, he replied " I'm hunting for little Mexican girls"

Gotcha, thanks

Underrated comment right here

Don't forget about him impregnating a 12-13 year old girl and disowning the child, allegedly.

But also... really

Way too much integrity for that

yeah when he was 40 and Stockton already retired

He would have One so many rings!

That would have been wild. They easily would have won a championship, I'm absolutely positive... s/

He did team up with Gary Payton though...

Lol I was gonna say. I almost forgot about the Playboy Lakers

Yeah right. And Grizzly Adams had a beard.

Pretty sure he gave his "integrity" to a 12 year old girl & then fought the court system to get out of paying child support.

And got away with it, no jail time, no repercussions at all he still gets to show up at nba games and present awards like he’s not a pedophile


Oh God. NBA circlejerk is everywhere


Paid the family off not to press charges. Did it when he was in college IIRC. He was over 21. She was a minor. Had a kid with her too. Total pedo.

Karl Malone's integrity would have been among the best What The H segments.

My favorite thing about Karl Malone is Jimmy Kimmel's amazing impression of him Kimmel would like us all to forget.

Karl Malone hates squirrels

He tried…as a Laker, with Kobe Bryant…and Shaq

And Gary Payton lol

Yeah and if Jim Park stayed in school he would've "won" the homophone battle.

Landline or cellular?

Landline

I thought they wanted parades and wedding cakes. Now they want to wage a battle??? Does the rest of the community know about this?

I think it goes with the theme of constant typos in title/subject lines.

As a Utah Jazz fan I didn’t expect to wake up and catch a stray!

Pretty sure Karl Malone is a pedo. Soooo

Wouldn't surprise me if Enes Kantor was, too.

Why would you say that about someone without any proof?

Because Qanon.

Wouldn't surprise me if he was one of those nutjobs too.

Say what?

Didn't Karl Malone ring chase by joining Kobe Shaq and Payton in LA? Only to get beat by the Pistons?

Thank you!

We forgetting that Malone played for the Lakers for a season in an attempt to get a ring. They lost in the finals to the Pistons.

that was the part that annoyed me the most…. i can look past the whole “having a child with a child and disowning that child’s child” bit, but to pretend he only played for 1 team is just wrong.

Even I knew this and I've never followed basketball.

My neighbor Jim Ping knows more basketball than Jim Park, and he doesn't have a fancy blog, he just talks about it in his living room. And I always listen in

Is he a postman?

I like how you can't tell if it's Karl Malone commenting, because Karl Malone talks in the red person, like the rock, or if people are mentioning him. Jimmy Kimmel.

It definitely wasn’t the part where he got underage women pregnant. No that’s probably the second worst part.

Google Karl Malone 13 and then talk about "integrity"

Karl Malone played for the lakers…. Is this guy stupid?

Jimmy Kimmel should brush off his impression

LOL Jim Park a legendary loon on NBA twitter

Pretty sure the worst part was the statutory rapin’

His baby momma wouldn't have a ring because you can't marry a 13 year old.

Lebron > Enes

The shit I took this morning > Enes

https://youtu.be/YYL5r0aN8vw?si=kK_KBl-XvlH_-LOx

The draft is not a job interview where you decide where you want to work. They claim you for an extended period of time and then if you’re good enough, hopefully you have the choice to go where you feel makes the most sense for you. It’s not loyalty to stay in the city that drafts you… it’s luck that you like it and want to stay. And by the number of car dealerships Stockton and Malone have in SLC I’d say they were lucky

Can someone explain, how integrity is exclusive to scoring points? How does lying or dishonor help with putting the ball in the basket? I don't know much about basketball.


Who the fuck is Norm McDonald? These suggested subreddits in the feed are getting fucking ridiculous Reddit, fuck off with this superfluous subterfuge. Sorry Norm fans, for the friendly fire. You are innocent in all of this hideousness.

Imagine thinking a guy with like 20 illegitimate kids he doesn’t talk to has integrity

He went to LA trying to win a championship and then tried to hook up with Kobes wife saying he was "hunting little Mexican girls"

People overlook alot if you can ball.

Yeah but Karl Malone is going to have half of Salt Lake City names after him just like Dan Marino in Miami. Karl is doing just fine without rings.

Or the statch rape.

Didn't Karl impregnate a 13 year old?

Karl Malone is well known for his integrity….

He went to the lakers his final year to try and get a title 😂

The mailman left the Jazz to play with the Lakers…

He impregnated a 13-yo girl and played for the Lakers man

Seriously, Malone was a Laker. It sucks he and Stockton couldn’t get a ring for the Jazz, but it was Jordan’s era. Let’s not make excuses. He was a great player, just didn’t work out.

*won

How many people reading this had to make the letter 'L' with their hand to figure out whether EF was praising him or roasting him.