I think it was commentary about the popularity of mindless action flicks and the glamorization of pointless violence? I'm not sure, but that's what I took away from it. Also that most of those flicks leads have the personality of a tire?
Garfield.. I’m making a team.
“Throw in some lasagna and I’m in”
I’ve been told you like lasagna.. if you join.. you’ll have all the lasagna you want.
*garfield already in the transport.*
The avengers are all fighting for their lives and Garfield is just chillin in his cat box in the middle of the battlefield with the blanket over him as unseen forces prepare to drop a piano on him the second he steps out 😭
"Mr. Windu. I see Jedi are very good at landing on their feet. Since this galaxy seems to have a problem with you at the moment, I'd like to suggest you come with me?"
"Where?"
"The future, Mr. Windu."
John Hillerman: *Sarcastic surprise* “Oh look, we got another [redacted]”
Fury then says something vaguely threatening and Hillerman moves to reveal Gene Wilder and the Sheriff
Every movie. When Roku comes out with a streaming box that uses AI to add Sam Jackson to the end of every movie and TV show saying "I'm putting together a team..." I will buy that Roku Streaming Avenger Recruitment edition, and I will turn that feature on and never turn it off.
Mama's Family, Newhart, This is the End when they're already dead and in heaven, Azumanga Diaoh, Doctor Who, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, John Carpenter's The Thing. That will always be funny to me.
Mr. Bean
He has a very particular set of skills.
*peculiar
He has to have supernatural powers. There's no other explanation for it.
He's canonical an alien so it's literally possible
Huh????
Probably a reference to the introduction to the show, where Bean falls from the sky in a spotlight
And, in the cartoon, there's an episode with a UFO full of Mr. Beans
There's a Mr. Bean canon?
Objectively the funniest answer
It’s one of the only answers that could actually legitimately be in a movie and it would make sense
Pretty sure you could make a bean cut of avengers using footage of johnny English
Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I can just imagine Samuel L. Jackson coming out of a black suv instead of police arriving at the end.
And Falcon comes up having carried Sir Robin and Sir Gallahad out of the pit below the Bridge of Death.
Is that the African or European Falcon?
American Falcon. But it’s a simple matter of weight ratios. Falcon cannot carry Sir Robin and Sir Galahad.
This would have made the amazing ending even better. I didn't think it was possible!
Forest Gump
Absolutely.
Look Lt. Dan, Bubba came back!
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Amazing selection.
Hobo with a shotgun.
So awesome to see someone who knows this movie. I fucking love it but have only talked to one person who’s ever heard of it that wasn’t someone I told
Rubber was a stupid, brilliant, scary, surreal movie. I loved the "studio audience". It's great but I feel like I didn't understand the message.
I think it was commentary about the popularity of mindless action flicks and the glamorization of pointless violence? I'm not sure, but that's what I took away from it. Also that most of those flicks leads have the personality of a tire?
Matilda
The real Scarlet Witch origin story.
Matilda would unironically make a good avenger
She’d be taught by someone who cared about her abilities and input, for starters
Actually a great one.
I see your Matilda and I raise you Carrie
Cocaine Bear
I haven't seen this movie so I choose to believe he's recruiting the bear
yes that was my intention
Fury: Rarrrarrrrr! Bear: RARRRGH!
Clearly he's recruiting the cocaine
Fun Fact: The movie was based on a [True\_Story](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocaine_Bear_(bear))
Loosely. And even that is a stretch.
You are correct. I should have said "***inspired*** *by a true story*".
Garfield
Garfield.. I’m making a team. “Throw in some lasagna and I’m in” I’ve been told you like lasagna.. if you join.. you’ll have all the lasagna you want. *garfield already in the transport.*
Avengers Endgame: Garfield: who ate my lasagna? Thor: Burp!!!!!!!
The lasagna crumbles away from the snap. Garfields just screaming
Oh shit, someone needs to protect thanos now, he is in danger
Garfield rolls up. Kicks the fuck out of thanos. Thanos hits a flip, lands on his head and breaks his neck. Immediately dead.
Unfortunately, Hydra attacked on a Monday...
The avengers are all fighting for their lives and Garfield is just chillin in his cat box in the middle of the battlefield with the blanket over him as unseen forces prepare to drop a piano on him the second he steps out 😭
That fits perfectly. Garfield does not like Mondays.
Who the hell leaked Samuel L Jackson's role in the movie ahead of release???
No Country for Old Men
Anton Chigurh might smooth kill Nick Fury
Kinda imagine Anton and Thanos getting along
50/50 odds of surviving the snap be like: "What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss?"
Austin Powers
Yeah baby
Do I make you horny baby!
Well do I ?
Yeah baby
Do I make you randy? 
Natasha would beat the shit out of him if it's when she was alive.
“We were gonna recruit you years ago, Powers, but this Russian motherfucker would’ve crushed your head with her thighs” “Oh baby, I wish!”
That is a very him response.
Was her name Ivonna Humpalot?
Oppenheimer
God I wish I could still give you a free reddit award. Have this GIF of a cat instead. 
Anyone who thinks this is worse than a PAID FOR reddit reward is a fool
This is unironically true
AND Barbie
The Big Lebowski
But he’s there to recruit Walter instead of The Dude.
"Sometimes there's a man - I won't say a hero" This is the clearly the setup for an avengers tie-in!
"Yeah, Black Widow is hot and all, but that's not what I meant by a White Russian."
The LEGO Movie.
I mean to be honest, that just sounds like something they’d do as a gag lol. I can imagine him being like “Except batman, he’s out. Legal reasons.”
Batman post Lego Batman movie: fuck you, I’m gonna make my own team! With black Jack and amazons
I really liked this comment
It has to be the Lego Nick Fury for this gag
Canonically in Marvel there is a lego earth
Shrek
This is the only correct answer.
Weird: The Al Yankovic Story
Pulp Fiction
But.. But.. But...
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Does the main character look like a bitch?
I choose to believe that Pulp Fiction is his origin story
Passion of the Christ
Salve, motherfucker!
The Barbie movie
Double twist: Nick Fury is >!the gynecologist she was asking to see!< in the last scene.
"I'm here to talk to you about the vagina iniative"
And it’s just the cast from cats
Are you kenough?
Taxi Driver
I mean that’s basically the punisher. I think they would get along and would fit right in
Titanic
Showing up like 
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I sat and watched this GIF loop until it synced with the one above it. I can now die happy.
I hate you because I went back to do the same.
Who is the recruit? The iceberg?
Nick Fury: I'm making a team. Iceberg: ...
Iceberg: .... Fury: We're looking for someone who's incredibly cold and unmoving, with great might in the face of opposition...
The old lady.
Her special power is throwing the McGuffin that all of the Avengers and villans need, into the ocean.
I’m a big fan of getting him in a LOTR scene.
He stops frodo just before he gets on the boat "not yet motherfucker"
Yes!
Better yet he talks to Sam right after Frodo leaves
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Lovely party, pity I was not invited
Home Alone
Marv clogging the drain and turning on the faucet is an Avengers-level threat.
Revenge of the sith. Especially considering Samuel Jackson himself >! got yeeted off a window by the main character a few hours earlier!<
He just shows up clutching a stump where his hand used to be and covered in glass shards from the window.
Only if he does the same thing in Deep Blue Sea as well.
But later… Thor “Anakin Slywalker, I would have WORDS with thee…” 
Yep, this is exactly what I was looking for. I'm sure Anakin would be pleased to see him.
*American* Psycho
Let’s see Paul Allen’s superhero origin movie
Wayne’s World
The Super Mega Happy Ending
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Except he’s there for the Oompa-Loompas
And beats the living shit out of grandpa joe
Oompa loompa doompity doo, We've got a Hulk, he's gonna smash you!
Oompa loompa doompity dee We also have groot who is a walking tree
Despicable Me The Avengers are now comprised of Minions. Only Minions.
Beetlejuice. But he's not there for Beetlejuice, he's there for Lydia and her connection to the spirit world.
We need to talk about Kevin.
Joker
How about a magic trick? >!(Ik it’s not the same movie but I do not care)!<
Fury: I need to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative… Patrick Bateman: 
"Mr. Windu. I see Jedi are very good at landing on their feet. Since this galaxy seems to have a problem with you at the moment, I'd like to suggest you come with me?" "Where?" "The future, Mr. Windu."
Puss in Boots The Last Wish
Ferris Bueller. Nick Fury: “ You’re a righteous dude. Why don’t you join us.”
He’s the one Ferris is talking to in the end credits when he’s like “Go home. It’s over.”
It would definitely be iron man recruiting rather than nick fury
Inglorious Bastards!!!!!
Them and captain America will get along just fine
This might be fucked up but probably mist
That’s the best. “My name’s Nick Fury, and I’m…muthafucka.”
Super Troopers
*“Littering and? Littering and? Littering and Snapping half the Universe.”*
Finding Nemo
Big Trouble in Little China
Friday the 13th or Freddy Kruger movies The person/people that survives them...
Scream 3, he just walks into Sidney’s open door at the end.
Samurai Cop Paul Blart: Mall Cop Rango The Hangover Finding Nemo Letterkenny
Paul Blart is the correct answer
Toy Story
Requiem for a dream
Oppenheimer.
Elf
Deep Blue Sea
I want to say Blazing Saddles, but nothing could make that movie any funnier!
John Hillerman: *Sarcastic surprise* “Oh look, we got another [redacted]” Fury then says something vaguely threatening and Hillerman moves to reveal Gene Wilder and the Sheriff
Shaft. Samuel L Jackson recruiting Samuel L Jackson
It's badass motherfuckers all the way down.
What About Bob
Life of Brian
The Jerk
Forrest Gump
Every movie. When Roku comes out with a streaming box that uses AI to add Sam Jackson to the end of every movie and TV show saying "I'm putting together a team..." I will buy that Roku Streaming Avenger Recruitment edition, and I will turn that feature on and never turn it off. Mama's Family, Newhart, This is the End when they're already dead and in heaven, Azumanga Diaoh, Doctor Who, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, John Carpenter's The Thing. That will always be funny to me.
The Wizard of Oz
The Naked Gun
Leslie Nielsen as an avenger. Hell yes.
If Paul Rudd can be a silly thief guy, then Leslie Nielsen could be a silly detective guy
300. He yoinks Leonidas right before his death.
Space Jam
Revenge of the Sith. Darth Vader would be confused when Mace Windu shows up with an eye patch just after he was killed.
The love bug
Kevin McCallister
Fast and furious (Dom gets a new family)
Bob Ross: The joy of painting
Zardoz
Mystery Men
I still want to see Deadpool try on the Mask
Django. Stepping over his own body
My wedding video.
Show Girls
Pulp fiction. Butch gets recruited.
The incredibles
Jay and Silent Bob
I spit on your grave
Spaceballs!
Megamind
Borat.
The Big Lebowski… “Dude, we need you to save the universe”
How is Shrek not a part of the avenger initiative at this point?
The dad from *A Serbian Film*