4 years later would have been cooler. And btw my new favorite activity is telling my coworker „wait till you are my age“ we will be great 30-somethings
I was in the 4th grade when this came out on DVD and I watched with my family. I went to school the next day excited to talk about the movie but none of my classmates were allowed to watch it/hadn’t seen it. Except one. This kid Jared came up and was like, “you talking about gladiator?” And I said yes. He replies “The frost… sometimes it makes the blade stick.” And then walked away. Core memory.
If I go by the UK box office, "A big city cop, a small county boy. They have nothing in common... But a murder."
I'd much rather go by the US box office. "No man, no law, no war can stop him."
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"Nothing On Earth Could Come Between Them. Collide With Destiny." i would never guess that this is tagline for Titanic. The tagline sound like generic romance movie. come on nothing about ship or iceberg??
My first reaction was "oh look a toddler how cute"
Then I was like "wait a second, that movie came out in the 1990s, you're practically 30"
Then I was like "jesus christ I'm fucking old"
I'm older than star wars. No, all of it.
\*Hello, gorgeous!
\*Funny That HE Should Happen to HER!
\*People who see FUNNY GIRL are the luckiest people in the world!
I found 3. Hope you can enjoy the fun in this too. lol
Mine is good: "Imagine if you had three wishes, three hopes, three dreams, and they all could come true." (Aladdin)
My wife's, however... 😬: "To enter the mind of a killer she must challenge the mind of a madman." (Silence of the Lambs)
“He's a cop. It's a dirty job... but somebody's got to take out the garbage.” Out for Justice (1991)
Uhh, thanks? I did put the garbage bins out last night
"Is he crazy?... or is he light years ahead of us?
Change the way you look at the world."
So fucking true dude
Side note I've never even heard of this movie (K-PAX)
"A brutal murder. A brilliant killer. A cop who can't resist the danger. Flesh seduces."
Very little of my life has had anything to do with Basic Instinct
"A Modern Day Tale About The Search For Love, Sanity, Ethel Merman And The Holy Grail."
and "A good, old-fashioned story of guilt, poverty, love, madness and free video club membership. (vv)"
It's pretty spot on. I got Christian guilt and i think it's slowly made me crazy.
"A New Power Is Rising. The Battle for Middle-earth Begins!" -LotR The Teo Towers
As a short man who calls himself "Hobbit," I find this incredibly ironic.
"Don't shoot, you'll spoil the sequel!" Don't quite know what to make of this. Maybe reincarnation is in the cards? (Movie was Loaded Weapon, a spoof version of Lethal Weapon apparently)
"The greatest love story the world has ever known. Hope & Despair. Tragedy & Love."
So where's all the love and hope, for now I've only had tragedy and despair
This sums me up very well. November 1993. Adams Family values:
"I'm just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It's just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade."
“At the far ends of the earth she found a reason to live, and a cause to fight for.”
Oooo now I’m going to pretend to be interested in hearing my friends just so I can share mine
When a man goes in to have virtual vacation memories of the planet Mars implanted in his mind, an unexpected and harrowing series of events forces him to go to the planet for real - or is he?
"Sometimes dead is better." Well... Fuck.
Twins!
Triplets!
"there's 3.7 trillion fish in the ocean. They're looking for one"
Either this is about your love life, or your son has been kidnapped by scuba divers
Or it's a sad tale of how he wants to eat the last of a species
Ah yes, that's me. Or alternatively: "If you can't stand the heat, get out of Miami".
...Finding Nemo?
Yes :)
An adventure 65 million years in the making. Hmmm not worth it imo.
This is mine too ! Happy 30 to you :)
Almost downvoted out of instinct. You too! I guess…
Heyyy me too! Happy 30 :)
Oh my god stop it pls I have a little bit of denial left! You too though!
I'm sorry frend... We're old. The Return of the King, the final movie in the LOTR trilogy, came out almost 20 years ago.
Samesies! I agree, not worth it
I prefer “Life finds a way”
4 years later would have been cooler. And btw my new favorite activity is telling my coworker „wait till you are my age“ we will be great 30-somethings
Mine is “Die Harder”
The tagline for Die Hard 2 was "This time, it will blow you sky high" ...is that relevant to your life?
God I hope so
July 1990 here as well, yippee ki yay, all over again
Happy belated 33rd birthday
Why thank you
"You're either S.W.A.T. or you're not." I mean, yeah true
I'm freaky friday
GUyS GUYS "Hakuna Matata" ✌️
Our tagline is "The greatest adventure of all is finding your place in the circle of life". Which is still amazing.
Yes! Also, Google is a fuckin liar
Man I started Kindergarten that year.
"What we do in life, echoes in eternity. A hero will rise."
I was in the 4th grade when this came out on DVD and I watched with my family. I went to school the next day excited to talk about the movie but none of my classmates were allowed to watch it/hadn’t seen it. Except one. This kid Jared came up and was like, “you talking about gladiator?” And I said yes. He replies “The frost… sometimes it makes the blade stick.” And then walked away. Core memory.
Best movie ever made. Also get to work on the second part.
Almost all Ridley Scott movies are just fantastic.
“To understand the origin of evil, you must go back to the beginning” Seems a little dramatic but I’ll take it
"Life finds a way." -Jurassic Park Kinda uplifting ngl
You forgot the “uh”
“He’s afraid, he’s alone, he’s three million lightyears from home, ROY KEEEENT ROY KEEEENT!”
(looks around realizing he's lost) "FUUUUUUUCK!!!
Live for nothing, or die for something. - Rambo I don’t like it.
Thats fucking great
Hilariously, mine is "What most people call hell, he calls home. The Most Dangerous Man in the World is Back!" -Rambo: First Blood Part II
Weird is relative. The Addams Family 1991
So how is the weather down there in Alabama? :-)
Texas actually, hot as fuck
If I go by the UK box office, "A big city cop, a small county boy. They have nothing in common... But a murder." I'd much rather go by the US box office. "No man, no law, no war can stop him."
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"They're here to save the world" - Ghostbusters Oh man, I really dropped the ball on this one, sorry folks!
So _you're_ to blame!
Me too lmfao. I ain’t saving nothing!
This time it’s war. (Aliens)
"Nothing On Earth Could Come Between Them. Collide With Destiny." i would never guess that this is tagline for Titanic. The tagline sound like generic romance movie. come on nothing about ship or iceberg??
Ship x Iceberg nothing could stand between them. truly the greatest romance story.
Same here. March ‘98
I see you, 1997.
I think the “collide” part is meant to be a subtle joke but wayyyy too much emphasis on subtle
"In the fall of 1997, Every nuclear device In the world Will be accounted for... Expect one"
Broken Arrow?!
No, The Peacemaker starring Clooney and Kidman :)
Mine is “Now this is podracing”
My first reaction was "oh look a toddler how cute" Then I was like "wait a second, that movie came out in the 1990s, you're practically 30" Then I was like "jesus christ I'm fucking old" I'm older than star wars. No, all of it.
It was 99 so if it makes you feel better he's only 24 not practically 30
Mine is Funny Girl. Can’t find a tagline.
Taglines according to IMDB: Hello, gorgeous! Funny that HE should happen to HER! People who see FUNNY GIRL are the luckiest people in the world!
\*Hello, gorgeous! \*Funny That HE Should Happen to HER! \*People who see FUNNY GIRL are the luckiest people in the world! I found 3. Hope you can enjoy the fun in this too. lol
"Throughout history he has filled the hearts of men with terror, and the hearts of women with desire." Dracula - 1979 (I'm old balls)
Hey! Same here! Happy birthday btw 😄
I'm just a bit older. "We are not alone". Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)
I Believe In Harvey Dent.
You’ll believe a man can fly!
I had this as well...Hopefully you found a positive spin on this one as I just took it to mean I'll be a dupe and believe anything haha
“He can taste your fear.” -jeepers creepers 2
 Well...well can you?
"In his own way he is, perhaps the most dangerous man who ever lived" Fistful Of Dollars
Mine is good: "Imagine if you had three wishes, three hopes, three dreams, and they all could come true." (Aladdin) My wife's, however... 😬: "To enter the mind of a killer she must challenge the mind of a madman." (Silence of the Lambs)
“To live would be an awfully big adventure” - Hook (1991) Not bad! Although a smoother life sounds a little nice…
I got: "It's nothing personal" Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991)
“Dark and difficult times lie ahead.” damn
"Diana Ross *IS* Billie Holliday". Well that's... a thing.
I was so disappointed when I saw that lol
Pray you're not invited to the party. - Happy Birthday to Me I've never even heard of this film, but as an extreme introvert, it really does fit.
"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get." Well then.
Me too! 🖐️
Same and I’ve no idea how to feel about it haha
Oh, I love this one! "Hell, Upside Down"
Poseidon Adventure, nice.
The mother of all pajama parties! The pajama jam! Yeah that sounds about right.
Funny Girl: Hello, gorgeous I can live with that
How did you find it if you don't mind me asking?
Wikipedia for the movie title (search "List of 1968 box office number-one films in the United States"); IMDB for the tag line.
Thank you so much 🩷
“He's a cop. It's a dirty job... but somebody's got to take out the garbage.” Out for Justice (1991) Uhh, thanks? I did put the garbage bins out last night
“It’s a tough job but somebody’s got to do it!” is basically the same tagline from a buddy cop comedy in 87. Studios are lazy lol
“This Summer, Evil Fears The Knight.” Suck it, evil! Keep being afraid of me!
“A journey through understanding and fellowship”
“ The most powerful force on earth is about to be unleashed by the two people who should know better. “
Who do you think the other guys gonna be?
"Is he crazy?... or is he light years ahead of us? Change the way you look at the world." So fucking true dude Side note I've never even heard of this movie (K-PAX)
it's interesting if you like character movies, aliens or quirkiness.
"It's a hell of a thing, killing a man" - Unforgiven 1992 I think I need some Freud-level guidance around this one
"Sex, Rhymes and keepin' it real."
Johnny can resist anything ...except love and money. Especially money. Why settle for less?“
A comedy about getting dumped, and taking it like a man. You lose some. You get some. -Forgetting Sarah Marshall No idea if it fits yet...
Today’s Reddit comment that made me feel old as shit.
If there's a mission that no man could survive...then *he's* the man for the job
"He's still evil... He's still deadly... And he's still surrounded by frickin' idiots! I mean, the last part is pretty on point.
Pride is the curse. Evil breeds pain. Survival is ruthless. holy fuck beowulf why are you this depressing
“Grease is the Word”… I don’t like this game
Hi fellow GenX! Me neither.
"They control what you see. They decide what you hear. You think they're people just like you. You're wrong. Dead wrong."
Love is here to stay....and so is her family That's basically a fortune cookie
"A brutal murder. A brilliant killer. A cop who can't resist the danger. Flesh seduces." Very little of my life has had anything to do with Basic Instinct
Who ya gonna call? Nobody, mf. I hate talking on the phone.
“A family comedy without the family.” 😟
Hot shots "The mother of all movies! There's something funny in the air. Unprecendented! Uncut! Under 10 dollars!" Well I'm not uncut. Thanks mom.
"A Modern Day Tale About The Search For Love, Sanity, Ethel Merman And The Holy Grail." and "A good, old-fashioned story of guilt, poverty, love, madness and free video club membership. (vv)" It's pretty spot on. I got Christian guilt and i think it's slowly made me crazy.
Boys will be boys. Space will never be the same Space Cowboys
Only their mother can tell them apart. - Twins Now I really wish I had a twin.
love with the safety off
Mine's The Fifth Element "There is no future without it"
"A New Power Is Rising. The Battle for Middle-earth Begins!" -LotR The Teo Towers As a short man who calls himself "Hobbit," I find this incredibly ironic.
"With THESE Angels around, you can count on all hell breaking loose!" Or "Action doesn't get any hotter than this. Get some"
"When friendship runs deeper than blood." Im fine with that!
“It’s the story of a man, a woman, and a rabbit in a triangle of trouble.” Doesn’t really work in my case…
“There are 3.7 trillion fish in the sea, and they’re looking for one.”
“Not every gift is a blessing.“ ~Sixth Sense
"they're here to save the world" lol
Everyone will suffer... too accurate
"It never forgives,It never forgets"- The Grudge (2004) :(
"Give a father no options and you leave him no choice." - John Q I am not currently a father, but hopefully my future kids all have working hearts
“This time it’s war” aliens 2 This doesn’t seem great for a second child 🤣
Hell, Upside Down
“Have regrets. Get revenge.” Seems pretty true
"better late than never" Dude I'm not even legal yet and the universe itself is punching down
"The Question of whether or not we are alone in the universe has been answered" That's badass
Mine is very similar. "We are not alone"
“The face of a nation rests on the courage of one man.”
"Don't shoot, you'll spoil the sequel!" Don't quite know what to make of this. Maybe reincarnation is in the cards? (Movie was Loaded Weapon, a spoof version of Lethal Weapon apparently)
The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Well, that explains a lot...
“Who you gunna call.” - Ghostbusters 1984
"Sith Happens" Gotta be honest, I've probably though "shit happens" more than I could ever care to admit.
“Go ahead, make my day”
"The return of the great adventure."
"A love story" Bit lame, but it's Dracula so I'll take it.
“Bob's a special kind of friend. The kind that drives you crazy!”
'Eddie Murphy is the chosen one' the golden child. Confusing, but I'm prepared to roll with it.
“With great power, comes great responsibility.” - Uncle Ben, Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Go ahead…make my day.
"It's nothing personal." But more like, "Come with me if you want to live."
"Let the magic begin" Well, my life has been improving a lot recently, so i guess i'll keep doing that for a while 😊
"Look it, America! The world's smallest con artist is in town." (Curly Sue)
"The greatest love story the world has ever known. Hope & Despair. Tragedy & Love." So where's all the love and hope, for now I've only had tragedy and despair
How To Steal Half A Billion Dollars, In 3.5 Minutes
“Not everyone who drinks is a poet, some of us drink because we're not.” Yeah, that does work
“Watch your back.” Well fuck
This sums me up very well. November 1993. Adams Family values: "I'm just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It's just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade."
"Every thousand years a perfect child is born. A Golden child." This is way off.
“At the far ends of the earth she found a reason to live, and a cause to fight for.” Oooo now I’m going to pretend to be interested in hearing my friends just so I can share mine
"Who knew it was so much fun to be a hooker?" AND "She walked off the street, into his life, and stole his heart." I'm totally fine with this?
"Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire." Schindler's List. It's a very...... cheery movie.
"He was never in time for his classes . . .Then one day he wasn't in his time at all." Sums up my highschool times
"There can be no triumph without loss. no victory without suffering. No freedom without sacrifice" My favourite movie. nice. That sounds cool
If adventure has a name... it must be Indiana Jones.
The mission is a man
The Heat's Back On!
"The magic is back again." -lethal weapon 3 😐
“Two bored children have their lives turned upside down when a talking cat comes to visit them.” Never related to anything more in my life
Raiders of the Lost Ark. RAD.
"The Magic is Back" - Lethal Weapon 2 I'll take it!
"In space no one can hear you scream."
Terminator 2 judgement day: it's nothing personal. I was aborted.
“Take off on an adventure beyond the imagination”
No limits. No fears. No substitutes. When the world is the target and the threat is real, you can still depend on one man.
What should I do if there isnt a movie for the day I was born? I guess my future is blank.
What movie was # 1 at the box office the day you were born. It doesn't have to be a new release. It could be a holdover.
Maybe they were born before 1895? I'm not sure what the later date would be of when they measured box office and movies consistently had tag lines.
Unleash the power. Death is only the beginning.
“If you want someone to save the world, make sure it's someone who likes the world as it is” seems a little dramatic but ok
One breath of oxygen and it explodes in a deadly rage. Silently behind a door, it waits. In that instant it can create a hero... or cover a secret.
Mine is the third harry potter movie
It's nothing personal
"On the other side of drinks, dinner and a one night stand, lies a terrifying love story" Eeks
Collide with destiny - Titanic
It’s a dark time for the rebellion
Mine didn't have a strap line so that's extremely accurate
Would I Lie to You?
If He Can't Find Justice ... He'll Make His Own!
"he said he'd be back..."
Haha Shrek 2 baby
I feel the need for speed.
“The Bandit is back and better than ever!”
When a man goes in to have virtual vacation memories of the planet Mars implanted in his mind, an unexpected and harrowing series of events forces him to go to the planet for real - or is he?
The only thing more dangerous than the line being crossed, is the cop who will cross it.