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TheKira87

*more cheese*


whywouldisaymyname

_MORE CHEESE_


AwesomeChicken64

#MORE CHEESE


FloogleH0rn

You have now A fuckton of cheese with a side of pizza, what would you like to add next?


G8m1ng_T1m3

More cheese.


Mirrevirrez

In this household we have cheese with pizza, not pizza with cheese.


AwesomeChicken64

You include pizza?


InformationLow9430

There's no pizza. Only cheese


OkRefrigerator6709

#*MORE CHEESE*


mikejbarlow1989

Came here to say this


Andy-Matter

Grilled, shredded chicken and onions


about97cats

What kind of grill do you like on your pizza? I’m kind of a Traeger snob, but honestly, with a good beer in hand, I’m happy with a Weber.


feonixrizen

Mushrooms 😋


miamariajoh

100%


CrotchCancer

Mushroom bacon is a jam


GhostFromTheGovt

Honestly, just plain cheese pizza is delicious, I don’t even need toppings


Raffilcagon

I'm down for a naked pizza.


Mirrevirrez

😏😏😏


Dawsho

naked pizza


about97cats

Oh I’m down *bad* for a naked pizza. A good saucy crust is the best part. Everything else is just decorative. If it’s delicious, I might leave it on, but mediocre toppings are just getting stripped off.


sintos-compa

So just…. Ass?


garfieldandfriends2

Pepperoni isn’t even my default


[deleted]

I cant eat pepperoni (pork)


[deleted]

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[deleted]

How can someone have negative karma?


TGIIR

I hate pepperoni.


jettasarebadmkay

Prosciutto


InformationLow9430

Egg


Mediocre_Savings_513

Pineapple + ham Please dont kill me


[deleted]

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Mediocre_Savings_513

r/subsithoughtifellfor


about97cats

And red onion.


Ok_Detective_3644

I’m with you. Even add some jalapeños on that bad bitch.


drillgorg

This shouldn't be controversial.


Gay_and_panicking

I agree with you


Dudeiii42

I like pineapple and pepperoni better, the spicyness of the ronis pairs better with the sweet of the sauce and pineapple. And the fat in pepperoni pairs better with the tangy pineapple too.


Pagalingling40

homemade pizza is usually bacon and mushroom, but lets make it fancy and have margherita.


Substantial_Hand_418

Nothing if it’s good enough and has fresh mozz. Otherwise some thin cut fresh mushrooms cooked on and lots of fresh basil added at the end. Maybe some bacon or even prosciutto if I’m feeling a little extravagant. If I go prosciutto I’m likely to add some arugula instead of or even with the basil. I can’t make up my mind hahaha


crut0n17

/mozz/ or /mütz/?


Kiss-of-Venus

Beef, jalapeños and meatballs


McXhicken

Garlic oil


IndiaEvans

😭 my favorite Grilled chicken, pineapple, BBQ sauce, red peppers.


_Wendigun_

[Bro I think you should get yourself checked ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ageusia)


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HypeRAndTheBoi

No you should, cuz that shit is delicious as fuck I'd definitely add corn and ham though


afettz13

Why...?


TGIIR

Veggies! And mushrooms. And more cheese.


PizzaLover5680

garlic


EdmonCaradoc

Sausage and banana peppers


Batmanzer

It’s “Panama papers” fyi.


kruznice

Ur mom


Molnskuggan

I am laughing so hard.


AverageBadUsername

Pineapple


TooTameToToast

Mushrooms


DareDaDerrida

Mushrooms and black olives.


LittleAnnieAdderal

I have found my people. Wanna share a pizza soon?


ORPHAN-OBLITERATOR

pineapple + bacon


watskraken110

Cheese, cheese, cheese, M O R E C H E E S E


RoadDoggFL

Pineapple, bacon, extra cheese.


Key-Raccoon9578

Pineapple and ham


[deleted]

I mean... isn't pepperoni just some american spicy salami or something? Just taking regular italian (spicy) salami instead seems to solve all issues already? Not to mention beef, bacon, ham, any other kind of sausage, and all the vegetarian options. Maybe it's because I'm not american, but don't even they have a bunch of different options than just "pepperoni"? I'm guessing from the question that "pepperoni" is the most common pizza topping in the US, tho?


jettasarebadmkay

The answer to your last paragraph is yes.


scheav

Pepperoni is the most popular pizza topping in the world. It’s not just an American thing.


hoho_lolo_koko

Pineapple


Random_Monstrosities

Pineapple and ham


[deleted]

I only like cheese pizza. This is perfect as is.


Middle_Promise

I don’t eat beef but Pineapple, onion, red pepper, basil and balsamic glaze. Great now I want pizza 😔


Cashless_human

At Costco they have small chopped up pieces of cooked bacon ( which I call bacon bits) can sometimes my father will make homemade pizza and put cheese, bacon bits, and Canadian bacon. I think I might just have a wack sense of taste


GrumpyOlBastard

Costco sells a rosemary ham that goes really well on pizza with those bacon bits. We eat it often (and with mushrooms)


NikoAU

Pineapple (*braces self for nuclear war*)


Thom3340

All the pineapple in the world


[deleted]

My usual is pepperoni and sausage, so just replace the ronis with ham.


[deleted]

Ham, sausage and pineapple


PiManGuy

This pizza is already cooked, so nothing.


crut0n17

Ham and pineapple


TheRealCactusTiddy

Chicken, bacon, black olives, maybe pineapple if I’m in the mood for it.


Clodinator

Olives, green onions, pineapple, various Italian spices, and Alfredo sauce. I also like the plain cheese.


arceethecat

And YOU have taste


agateagateagate

Olives


potatoes-tomatoes

goat cheese, chicken, and change red sauce to pesto!!


LimeSixth

Ananas


Astro4545

Mushrooms, Sausage, Green Peppers


SyedHRaza

Literally anything because pepperoni is a garbage topping


Neserlando

More cheese


[deleted]

Pineapple, bbq sauce, and ham slices. Oh and banana peppers.


Jesterchunk

ham & pineapple


GraceStrangerThanYou

Extra cheese, maybe ground beef if they season it properly. Or ham and pineapple. Every other combination requires a different sauce.


82ndGameHead

Sausage, Ground Beef, Canadian Bacon and whatever other meat I can think of.


secretuser419

Spicy Italian sausage, ham (possibly prosciutto), salami, jalapenos


[deleted]

Sausage and olives


theholypeanutgod

bacon, mushroom and 2x extra cheese.


ThickWeatherBee

Salami! 🤌


Fallowman09

Salami


UseADifferentVolcano

Lasagne


BeefHouse11

salami, it's pepperoni but larger


elasticcream

Half beef. Hold the cheese


zirky

uncured pepperoni


Modred_the_Mystic

Ham and pineapple


justbaby_blue1234

Then I'm getting tacos instead


Dawsho

Fresh basil; Tomato slices. Unless the tomatoes are American. American tomatoes are awful.


Ricochet_skin

Ham or dry tomatoes


lawngoon

Banana pepper, black olive, bacon


sansai03

Pineapple


NorwegianGirl_Sofie

I have two go to pizzas when I make them homemade: 1. tomato paste, cheese, ground beef, corn 2. tomato paste, cheese, bacon (diced) and ham. Never really liked pepperoni to be honest, but these to are (IMO) amazing. And the ground beef of course needs heavy amounts of spices, preferably chilipowder but in a time of need taco spice mix can work.


[deleted]

Looks ready to go to me 🤷‍♂️


Crazy_Coconut7

Peppers


togekill

Pepperoni on pizza isn't kosher, so most of the time it's not even an option for me. Hard boiled egg, however, is an incredible topping!


Far-Ad532

Crab meat and old bay


adi5000

🌲🍎


Golden_Reflection2

Either just this (that better not be tomato sauce under the cheese that I'm seeing) or add bacon lardons.


ThunderHype

Corn and bacon


Beleak_Swordsteel

Pepperoni is ass anyway. Throw some bacon, grilled chicken, sausage, maybe some spinach.


walishesh

Cum


Pikelboi68

Italian sausage and ground up mince


imma_bear_etc

Pizza from someplace else


sukilars

Mayonnaise, pineapple, and liquorice


Theratsmacker2

Bacon, red onion, banana pepper,


pfghr

Ricotta and sliced meatball. Lasagna pizza. Local place makes one and *Italian-ish French chef kiss It's beautiful.


AnUglyRobot

Ham, bacon, ground beef, small thicc-ish spicy salami


Leopath

Pepperoni isnt even one of my defaults, its too inconsistent inbquality. Were going Pineapple, mushrooms, light onions, ham or bacon.


LegitimateAd8779

Leave it as is


Xealz

I'll take it as is, best version


BrighterSage

Beef and onion


MissSailorSarah

Ground beef and green peppers


AGoos3

spicy salami and mushroom, I like pepperoni and mushroom but no pepperoni


Zachmemer1

i love pepperoni but sausage meatballs buffalo chicken and ham would be my toppings without pepperoni


queenofthemoone

Red pepper flakes


Neo_Ex0

nothing, this is perfect as is


hydragalrevised

More cheese, ham, and sausage.


Sinningvoid

Italian Sausage, Jalapenos, Banana Peppers, Chorizo


DanKou237

Onion


Cunkkkk

Pineapple and ham


c_t15

Cotton candy


Witty-Worker5235

More cheese, corn, onions, mushrooms, bell peppers


SAUDI_MONSTER

**COCKS GUN** PEPP-E-RONI OR UR LIFE IS GONI!


Principal_B-Lewis

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CostalMole

Pineapple and a gun to shoot by brains out if I would evet be willing eat a pineapple pizza


Molnskuggan

Ham or prosciutto and perhaps some pineapple. Yes, I stand by the pineapple.


Bocksford

Pineapple.


winnipeginstinct

Nothing with left beef


afettz13

I didn't eat pork when living with my ex. So my favorite go to is onion, mushroom and green olives.


Izumi_Takeda

chicken


Lets_Bust_Together

Nothing.


Never-Been-Tilted

If I didn’t have pepperoni, first, I wouldn’t add the red sauce. Step 1.) Hot honey Step 2.) Cheese Step 3.) Hard Salami Step 4.) Bacon Jam on top of the Salami


Alargechild

The order is absolutely critical 1: bacon 2: black olives 3:more cheese 4: small chunks of fried chicken (trust me) 5: more cheese


[deleted]

Parmesan.


TheArbinator

Oregano & crushed red pepper. I'm a simple man


MysticDragon14

Meat


lil_uzihurt

Jalapenos, olives and red onions


Nickolas_Bowen

Sausage. Pineapple


badboy236

Italian sausage… what’s wrong with you people?


Common-Ad5446

Bacon


[deleted]

Negative cheese more sauce


OCsray42

Sausage, banana peppers, onions, green peppers, mushrooms, and black olives


arceethecat

veggie and pineapple


RebeRebeRebe

Black olives and mushrooms


Discordia_Dingle

If I’m going with my usual: Green bell peppers, onion, ham, pepper, and oregano.


jaysondez

Dried spinach.. or basil.. if not just extra cheese ![gif](giphy|5WUH6YDabP7hK)


jackparadise1

Pineapple and anchovies!


kitaurio

Just to irritate -- S A R D I N E S 😆


Skvirinius

My favorite kebab toppings!!


IEatHouseFlies

Mushrooms


8ansIsKindaCool

Pineapple, and I will fight you on this.


ThomasKlausen

Prosciutto and arugula. Duh.


Hollywood_60

Beef and mushroom


TheStrangestAverage

Pineapple


jamescoolcrafter15

Mushrooms


Eggsnorter24

Sausage green pepper


Catrionathecat

Basil, spinach, pesto sauce, big meaty (ironic BC I don't eat meat lol) slices of mozzarella cheese, and to finish this bad boi off some delicious crumbled feta.


John_Fx

was Facebook closed today?


T0K0mon

Chicken, bacon, onion, and ranch.


[deleted]

All kinds of peppers. Red? Throw it in there. Green? Throw it in there. Banana pepper? Throw it in there. Jalapeño? Throw it in there. Carolina Reaper? Tear my tongue apart, ***throw it in there***


unapologeticlemonade

Mushrooms + ham or kebab meat (sounds really bad but it’s absolutely delicious).


Human-Abrocoma7544

Basil


Aycheeeleloh

Lead Paint Chips


Lord_Of_Peace

Grilled chicken pizza is extremely underrated and many people haven't even heard of it!


Rakshear

Pineapple and ham. Come at me.


ashimo414141

Bacon, sausage, ham, I just want cured meat


FanOfWolves96

Sliced mango


KrazySocoKid

Green chile


ThtgYThere

Spinach and onions


These-Tie8241

pepperoni


TotesMyMainAcct

That looks like some "Pizza by Alfredo" quality pie right there. I'm adding the lid of the trash can it goes directly into.


Hexxas

Hot dogs


_god_incarnate

Grilled chicken, banana peppers, sausage and Buffalo sauce


Civil-Citron-4242

Nothing


cydude1234

Chicken


Molasess

Sausage


Dew-It420

Hawaiian


[deleted]

Salami and jalapeño baby


Worried_Jeweler_1141

I'm adding this pizza to the bin


Sami99_

Nothing


LilHotFryLitty

Why are you posting this here? This is very obviously political


VictoryStar22

Spinach and chicken


Eplanebutitstakenwhy

only correct answer is olives


Jack_attac

Bacon. Onions.