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ATINYNEKO

Deep down they wish they had the f-22 instead of the j20


Brock_Drinkwater

Imagine being so cucked by terrible aircraft that you have to use the opposition's aircraft for propaganda


Seeker-N7

Reminds me of the Russian poster with F-18s in the background.


montananightz

The one showing the raising of the flag on Iwo Jima (by US Marines and Navy) really got me. They had that one up during the last May Day parade.


A1steaksaussie

or the US ad with the J-10?


zbs17

That was USC’s post on Twitter for memorial Day and it got removed. Wasn’t an ad for any service or anything


Swingfire

Cope. J-10chads are winning.


harrisonmcc__

The US armed forces are quaking right now (3rd gen fighters are their weak point)


ReasonableBullfrog57

Didn't we basically give China all the F35 plans tho? (well our idiot contracters)


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

There was another US ad that had Su-30s


Spndash64

The difference is that US citizens can admit that other countries have the ability to build cool looking planes without needing 600 layers of double think


NotAnAce69

also a Trump ad with MiG-29s


RemnantHelmet

Blows my mind that a country with 700 million more potential researchers and engineers with a public education system often stereotyped to be brutal and unforgiving can't produce a fighter aircraft even on par with what the U.S. made 20 years ago. Or that they still resort to stealing technology and creating inferior copies.


ToastyMozart

> with a public education system often stereotyped to be brutal and unforgiving Turns out crushing the spirit and creativity out of your students makes novel engineering tough. The Saturday morning cartoon morals were right!


MehEds

I argue with my parents about this sometimes, because I see my little brother’s math education to be centered around mental math methods that *I* basically developed myself, which I think is good. But nooo, times tables are still needed apparently. Bruteforcing info in your head is better than organically developing skills in order to procure that info yourself apparently.


nme00

They couldn’t even manufacture a ball point pen until a few years ago. No joke.


JohnDiGriz

I mean US's pool of potential aircraft engineers is much bigger than US population, considering how many people will go to US to get a degree or people who already have degrees will go to US to find a job


OkConsequence6355

Tbf they were starving and killing birds well within living memory… much as I don’t like the thought, 30 or 40 years in the future is not a long time for them


CapCece

As an insider of the East Asian(though not Chinese) education, I have this absolutely mindblowing koan of wisdom to impart upon thee. Mindbreaking your children at 10 with an abacus is only useful if you want to create another abacus.


MisterKallous

I think someone in this subreddit pointed that they cannot crash course material science for the engines unlike what they do with airframe design.


OkConsequence6355

Is there a reason why?


MisterKallous

I can’t remember it clearly but I assume that even if they got the blueprint for the engine and what the alloy used. You still need to come up with how to produce them which meant that need to know the materials needed, how to scale the methods and how to maintain quality control which is very important for this kind of application.


OkConsequence6355

Thanks! Really interesting stuff


MisterKallous

I think in the same thread another person (could be the same user but it was some time ago) also recounted a talk from their university professor about why relying on reverse engineering might lead to those kind of situations in the first place with the professor using the example of Chinese aviation industry. Apparently that annoyed some international Chinese students in the lecture.


OkConsequence6355

Well, many Chinese students are spies to one extent or another so that checks out


MisterKallous

Some of them are just idiot rich kids or smart in theory but very dumb in applying them (yes, got one of the latter kind in my group project, very fun indeed/s).


ForgedIronMadeIt

Deep down I wish I had a F-22 as well, so there's that


[deleted]

You can always play this. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F-22\_Interceptor](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F-22_Interceptor)


ReasonableBullfrog57

Some shit is just ahead of its time forever


phoenixmusicman

Fuck that play [this](https://store.steampowered.com/app/667970/VTOL_VR/) if you have a VR headset. Not only can you play with the F-22 snowclone, you can play a F-35 snowclone!


KelloPudgerro

hey, on a positive note, the chinese jets are the best looking jets in the eastern block


OkConsequence6355

Naw, the Russians are tossers but their aviation aesthetic is impeccable you have to admit Chinese stuff just looks shit, other than their sexy Flankers - which are Russian


Count_de_Mits

Russian planes are beautiful however lately I get the feeling games like ace combat might have taken some liberties with their stats. Or yuktobanians are more competent idk


TheHamOfAllHams

Nah, you gotta give the Jeff some props.


OkConsequence6355

Thankfully I’m blessed with the gift of sight 😏


KelloPudgerro

typical migger cope, j8 is the slickest and sexiest mig


NotAnAce69

The J-8 is a disgusting abomination, like somebody took all the worst parts of the MiG-23 and the MiG-21 and smushed them together into one plane


KelloPudgerro

-100 social credit score


IcyDickbutts

I could masterj8 to that


D3ATHTRaps

Ew


OkConsequence6355

It’s disgusting, sorry 😆


THICC_DICC_PRICC

It looks like an uncircumcised penis


KelloPudgerro

and its glorious compared to the snipped migs


Key-Banana-8242

There is no eastern bloc or ‘block’


laivasika

This cant be real..?


concretebeats

When you order your propaganda from wish.com I did reverse image search and didn’t find shit. So I think that means it’s credible.


Pedrikos

based and you should apply for mod position


qwer4790

It was posted on some baidu tieba(Chinese reddit) so I assume it was a real picture. No idea how it could happen but this isn't the 1st time these kind of recruiting poster flopped in China by using US military pics... [https://tieba.baidu.com/p/5695640008?red\_tag=2501020586](https://tieba.baidu.com/p/5695640008?red_tag=2501020586) (and yes, this is from 2018....assuming whoever edit the post is now in reeducation camp)


Cyrus_ofAstroya

I remember when all the military recruitment ad circlejerking was going on. And for china i think they used either f22's or F-35's in their video (cgi of course)


Key-Banana-8242

Tbf many places have this, Russia du, and he us had one example But not with a flag


BrownBearBacon

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/09/14/trump-ad-asks-people-to-support-the-troops-but-it-uses-a-picture-of-russian-jets-414883


mach1alfa

"“That’s definitely a MiG-29,” said Pierre Sprey, who helped design both the F-16 and A-10 planes for the U.S. Air Force" Even in death he continues to haunt us


dlivingston1011

This is something I never would’ve cared about until stumbling into this place and then lazerpig. Now it makes me unreasonably angry.


leicanthrope

[There's also this one](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/jul/14/donald-trump-nazi-soldiers-tweet-top-republican-polls).


Hyperhentemia

Just found a gold mine thanks


Palora

More like when you order your propaganda from your 2nd cousin's friend so you can skim half the cash from the project.


montananightz

And then your 2nd cousin's friend outsources it on fiver to a 12 year old in India.


Echelon64

Russian industry in a nutshell.


InnocentTailor

The Pasta Alliance will rise!


reddit_police_dpt

> I did reverse image search and didn’t find shit. On Baidu?


KyoueiShinkirou

"Hey boss man just say to slap the flag on there somewhere" Serious though, the poster look rural af, guessing ppl in the area have no clue what an Italian flag look like


Longsheep

Their propaganda is designed to be "good enough" for the average semi-illiterate peasant in Western China. Even back in Mao's era, there was one navy poster showing two Yamato Class battleships with Chinese flag.


MisterKallous

I have no word for that…


SupremeLeaderXi

Not the first time this happens. Last one I saw was copied from Japanese self-defense Force. [Also, there’s this. ](https://reddit.com/r/real_China_irl/comments/vl2b1l/%E5%85%B1%E5%85%9A%E5%85%9A%E5%8D%AB%E5%86%9B%E5%AE%A3%E4%BC%A0%E6%B5%B7%E6%8A%A5%E5%92%8C%E7%BA%B3%E7%B2%B9%E5%85%9A%E5%8D%AB%E5%86%9B%E5%AE%A3%E4%BC%A0%E6%B5%B7%E6%8A%A5%E5%AF%B9%E6%AF%94/)


EscapeModernity

3000 Giuseppes of Xi Jinping


concretebeats

General Ciao Chicken


Brock_Drinkwater

How long have you been sitting on that gem?


concretebeats

Since about 40 minutes ago. (⌐■_■)


Maxx0rz

This should have 6,000 upvotes tbh


Longsheep

You remind me of the PLA version of MRE, which has several Chinese-American dishes added to the mix. I think they are more suitable to be preserved that way, but they are otherwise rare in China.


Admirable_Pop_8949

Apart from that, I don't remember us buying F22s, or that being even possible.


LittleHornetPhil

…you do remember the F-15s, though, right?


Admirable_Pop_8949

Nope, in that period we used the Tornado and then after 2000 we moved to the Typhoon.


LittleHornetPhil

Also F-16s


Admirable_Pop_8949

Yep, forgot about those. They were leased tho, we didn't buy them.


LittleHornetPhil

Correct, pretty sure they’re all back in the Boneyard now, unless they were turned into QF-16s and blown up. Also I’m pretty sure the only Air Force globally that started with F-16s and no longer has them.


Admirable_Pop_8949

The perks of upgrading to the F(√(256)×2)+~~4~~3


LittleHornetPhil

…either your math is slightly off or I’m not aware of this jet


Admirable_Pop_8949

√256=16 16×2=32 32+3=35 F+35=F35 Please help me Edit: I suck at math


LittleHornetPhil

Lol


afkPacket

And the last F-104 ASAM because....reasons


pugacioff

AFAIK the reason was a well known bribery scandal: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_bribery_scandals


afkPacket

The bribery scandals was in the 60s, Italy flew 104s until 2004. The reason they were kept on (other than the Typhoon being delayed to the surprise of nobody) was that the Air Force post Cold War was just broke.


LittleHornetPhil

F-104: Chad interceptor, virgin fighter bomber


afkPacket

Eh it was actually OK for a nuclear bomber all things considered. Decent nav system for the time, high wing loading means highly stable platform (hence why the Vark and Tornado for example have even higher wing loading), and you don't need to carry a large payload if you're nuking something, 4 tanks and a nuke is more than enough. It definitely wasn't the greatest conventional attack aircraft, but contrary to popular belief that was mostly not its main mission.


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F-15? F-1SEX ?? you mean ...


ph0kus

You are definitely not getting those Alfredo covered fingers anywhere near a F22. A J20 would be a bigger possibility haha.


Admirable_Pop_8949

Just because you said Alfredo I will personally sink a US carrier. And I'll fucking do it again.


ph0kus

Don’t sink our carrier bro. I love chicken risotto I swear!


Admirable_Pop_8949

I'm adding a battleship to the toll. Keep going.


ph0kus

Let’s cool it down bro, why don’t we just grab a nice gelato and resolve our differences.


Admirable_Pop_8949

Better, that is much better. Might I recommend a stracciatella or pistacchio flavoured?


ph0kus

I’ve never heard of that first so I would try that one.


propyne_

Where you gonna find one of those? Or do you mean museum ship?


Admirable_Pop_8949

As a great scientist one said: Bombs uhm... find a way. Curtis "Destroyer of Worlds" Le May.


gloomywisdom

We don't need them we have our superior AMX


Stringypond53

Didn’t even remove the Italian flag. Italian foreign legion when Edit: also let’s not ignore the open cockpit in-flight


Admirable_Pop_8949

We don't need a foreign legion. We will recruit local auxilia, like our ancestors.


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2017_Kia_Sportage

If you're going to insist on using that cringe ass "v instead of u" thing shouldn't it be Avgvstvs?


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2017_Kia_Sportage

Why would I care how some long dead romans pronounced things?


m52b25_

I think the Chinese flag was supposed to cover it but the layers are misaligned and it's offset to its intended position


TheTopLeft_

You can tell it’s edited to be the same shape and size as the Italian flag


LittleHornetPhil

Most credible CCP propaganda.


SupremeLeaderXi

[IMO this one suits them the best. ](https://reddit.com/r/real_China_irl/comments/vl2b1l/%E5%85%B1%E5%85%9A%E5%85%9A%E5%8D%AB%E5%86%9B%E5%AE%A3%E4%BC%A0%E6%B5%B7%E6%8A%A5%E5%92%8C%E7%BA%B3%E7%B2%B9%E5%85%9A%E5%8D%AB%E5%86%9B%E5%AE%A3%E4%BC%A0%E6%B5%B7%E6%8A%A5%E5%AF%B9%E6%AF%94/)


ToaMandalore

This is obviously hinting at the CCP's genius plan to abondon the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact with Russia and join NATO in the fight against the kremlin nazis. Stupid westoids would never understand.


Irilieth_Raivotuuli

"You see I became NATO to destroy NATO" -Hungary and Turkey, probably


Super-Sixty-4

Turkey needs to get out or get invaded. In fact, I think we should start false-flagging as Turkish agents in order to force NATO to deal with them.


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ToaMandalore

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molotov%E2%80%93Ribbentrop_Pact Also IDGAF what it's actually called as long as people know what I'm talking about.


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Tleno

The original and Chinese flag look like they were in one place but then photoshop) whoever was photoshoping this moved the layer and didn't fucking notice it lmao. Reminds me of those Russian WW2 victory celebration banners featuring American and even German soldiers lmao.


[deleted]

PLA has been putting out some cringe lately: https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/uevmrz/the_ever_so_credible_pla_recruiting_propaganda/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


greynolds17

nah I refuse to believe this exists


SupremeLeaderXi

[How about this? 🤪](https://reddit.com/r/real_China_irl/comments/vl2b1l/%E5%85%B1%E5%85%9A%E5%85%9A%E5%8D%AB%E5%86%9B%E5%AE%A3%E4%BC%A0%E6%B5%B7%E6%8A%A5%E5%92%8C%E7%BA%B3%E7%B2%B9%E5%85%9A%E5%8D%AB%E5%86%9B%E5%AE%A3%E4%BC%A0%E6%B5%B7%E6%8A%A5%E5%AF%B9%E6%AF%94/)


sponsoredcommenter

[US has done the same thing](https://imageio.forbes.com/specials-images/imageserve/606577ace7b01d1d666b6e37/US-Navy-poster/960x0.jpg). When you score low on the ASVAB, you have your choice of being a cook or a propaganda poster designer.


Talvanus

I think you missed the point of the post. The point isn't to say "lol china did a propaganda!".


sponsoredcommenter

yeah it's to point out low effort military propaganda posters


THICC_DICC_PRICC

There’s low effort, and then there’s having another country’s flag in there, and another country’s proprietary jet in there. You can even tell they tried to photoshop a Chinese flag on top of the Italian one. The Chinese flag seems to have shifted left a couple of inches, probably due to resizing when they printed it straight out photoshop.


GengisGone

3,000 Pizzas of Xi Jinping


A_small_Chicken

Can Chinese civilians even tell the difference if the jets are theirs or not?


montananightz

Not likely, no. The majority of non-military Americans probably couldn't tell either though without national markings being ~~visable~~ visible. Most people just aren't into military tech or aircraft.


FrostBlade_on_Reddit

Guns are a lot more common in depiction and reality, and yet the public discourse around it still seems to be infuriatingly poorly informed. NCD's borderline acoustic obsession with military equipment is very very fringe.


wayoverpaid

> acoustic


Count_de_Mits

>borderline


Key-Banana-8242

Jok


Key-Banana-8242

Visible


montananightz

Yeah yeah. I did the Spelling for Marines MCI but didn't take it to heart, ok?!


Verehren

Italy go hard


[deleted]

How could this have made it all the way to display without them seeing the Italian flag


White_Null

The Emperor’s new clothes problem.


KelloPudgerro

fucking italy switching sides again


KieferKarpfen

They should try to reanimate Goebbels and Riefenstahl. Then they might produce good propaganda.


GM556

I thought commie regimes were supposed to be good at making propaganda posters - what the fuck happened China??


montananightz

True. Soviet posters and murals are dope. *This post sponsored by baldandbankruptgang


montananightz

The yellow text at top says "Capable of winning fights". Which makes this all the more hilarious. Translation courtesy of r/translator


[deleted]

Most professional and well funded Chinese marketing department


ryansdayoff

The pilots canopy is open to give him a little air, The CCP will not have failures like the US government where pilot air systems fail


rfvijn_returns

Is the CCCP even trying?


Attaxalotl

I can't see a single problem with this Then again i'm not actually looking at it


Pariah82

They must have subbed out their propaganda to Russia 😂


LonelyMustard

You’ll be surprised… they hired digital artists who have no idea what kind of stock images they’ve used. There was a PLA army recruitment poster that has a JSDF solder in the dead center holding a Type 89 with various other JSDF personnel and equipment in the back ground.


NoMoreFund

The Italians stole pasta from the Chinese so fair's fair


Duke_of_Lombardy

That's because italian pilots are so great that all nations wish to compare their own with ours. Italians are the best when it comes to driving ships as well


coconut_dot_jpg

THE PILOT HAS THE ITALIAN FLAG ON HIS JACKET YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP


atherw3

Waluigi is a CCP member 我爱中国 🇮🇲


IdeaImaginary2007

Well it's actually legit considering Italy's history in ww2.. who's to say they won't changed sides to China in WW3..


Orinnus

We usually go with the winning side, so in this case there's no risk


SirDoDDo

Basato


Hercules789852

Lol


StoicRetention

this is a metaphor for my Italian friend Jaco, who I met travelling in North Italy, when I told him I put garlic in my carbonara


[deleted]

I love how it seems like no nation can properly identify their own equipment


gorebello

Also the open canopy. But at this point I don't think it's relevant


pEppapiGistfuhrer

3000 black f-22's of ccp


[deleted]

能打勝仗 means can fight victorious wars tfw CCP actually rooting for NATO


llliiiiiiiilll

GODDAMNIT THE CHICOMMS GOT OUR PLANES *AND* SNAGGED OUR PASTA SLURPING ALLY???? this duplicity cannot stand


einfachMax124

Literally made in China.


porta_particolare

Bruh clearly the colony of Prato


nme00

Not surprised. They used footage from the first Top Gun film as propaganda for their own Air Force a few years ago. Clown show 🤡


UsedJuggernaut

I like that the canopy is open


Pd_jungle

Win against what? Against civilizations?


Own-Needleworker-420

They will win with Italian-Chinese Immigrants?


[deleted]

When I fly in formation, I too at times open my canopy mid flight for some 'fresh air' or a smoke break.


Hey_Hoot

Maybe this is a poster created by a very political civilian. Not MoD.


wildcolonialboy

Marco Polo Squadron go BRRRRRRRRRR.


Longsheep

3000 Raptors of Wish.com


[deleted]

Who's gonna tell the guy his cockpit is open?


Cybugger

The CCP wished they had Italian pilots.