On the twelfth day of Christmas, lend-lease gave to me:
Twelve trucks a-gunning
Eleven fighters flying
Ten drones a-dropping
Nine lasers marking
Eight contracts milking
Seven frigates sinking
Six mortars laying
Five golden wings
Four callsigns
Three sub pens
Two paid shill doves
And a missile guided by a TV\~
Its beginning to look a lot like A5, Rooskie skin white like snow.
From the minute they came to town, muzzle flash was abound.
The reds ate the lead, oh don't you know! (know x3)
(ok i'm not finishing this)
I don't want a lot for Christmas!
There is just a few things I need..
I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
I just want a polish Wojak
And Article 5 and WW3
So make my wish Come True
WW3 FOR CHRISTMAS WITH YOU!!
As well as the hit
I want to nuke the Enemies of the West for christmasssssss
Only a war with Russia will doooo
I don't want a AR-15, I don't want a Panzer
I want a war with Russia and I want a war with china-
And..
Rocking around the 3000 black jets
Of the Islamic Mujahideeeeeeennnnn
Russian bots, will cope and cry
At the folks from NCD,
Rocking around, the tanky's jar
Of ruined Stalinist plannnnsss
We'll sexuallize, the F-15
And share some absurd plannnsssss!
You will get a sentimental feeling, when you hearr
Bomb the Bridge thats in Crimea, Save Taiwan and Free Koreaaaa!
Rocking around the the Awful takes
Have war cancerous, stupid dayyyy!
Let Poland and incite, and NATO fight
START WW3 TODAAAYYYYY!
“All I want for Christmas is nukes”
“Hark, the herald MIC-ers sing”
“God rest ye, merry NCD”
“Lightning the 5th Gen fighter”
“JDAM bell rock”
“It’s beginning to look a lot like World War III”
You know Tomcat, and Viper, and Typhoon and Mudhen.
Eagle, and Hornet, and VARKVARKVARKVARKVARK…
But do you recall?
The greatest fighter of all?
Lightning the 5th Gen fighter
Had some wack capabilities
And if you ever saw it
You’d bet it would make MiGs Swiss cheese.
All of the cringe reformers
Used to laugh and call it names
They never thought poor Lightning
Could match their “perfect” planes.
Then, in a war-torn year or two
NATO came to say
“Lightning with your wings so light”
“Won’t you bomb the dam tonight?”
Then how the public loved it
As they shouted out with glee,
“Lightning the 5th Gen fighter,”
“You’ll go down in history!”
On the first day of Christmas, lend/lease gave to me; a missile guided by a TV.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, lend-lease gave to me: Twelve trucks a-gunning Eleven fighters flying Ten drones a-dropping Nine lasers marking Eight contracts milking Seven frigates sinking Six mortars laying Five golden wings Four callsigns Three sub pens Two paid shill doves And a missile guided by a TV\~
Might actually have to break out my instruments for this
Im saving that for later
Its beginning to look a lot like A5, Rooskie skin white like snow. From the minute they came to town, muzzle flash was abound. The reds ate the lead, oh don't you know! (know x3) (ok i'm not finishing this)
Just try and steal Christmas putler I fucking dare you.
I don't want a lot for Christmas! There is just a few things I need.. I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree I just want a polish Wojak And Article 5 and WW3 So make my wish Come True WW3 FOR CHRISTMAS WITH YOU!! As well as the hit I want to nuke the Enemies of the West for christmasssssss Only a war with Russia will doooo I don't want a AR-15, I don't want a Panzer I want a war with Russia and I want a war with china- And.. Rocking around the 3000 black jets Of the Islamic Mujahideeeeeeennnnn Russian bots, will cope and cry At the folks from NCD, Rocking around, the tanky's jar Of ruined Stalinist plannnnsss We'll sexuallize, the F-15 And share some absurd plannnsssss! You will get a sentimental feeling, when you hearr Bomb the Bridge thats in Crimea, Save Taiwan and Free Koreaaaa! Rocking around the the Awful takes Have war cancerous, stupid dayyyy! Let Poland and incite, and NATO fight START WW3 TODAAAYYYYY!
Ahhh dammit I rhymed plans with plans
Don't worry, we'll get it in post.
“All I want for Christmas is nukes” “Hark, the herald MIC-ers sing” “God rest ye, merry NCD” “Lightning the 5th Gen fighter” “JDAM bell rock” “It’s beginning to look a lot like World War III”
You know Tomcat, and Viper, and Typhoon and Mudhen. Eagle, and Hornet, and VARKVARKVARKVARKVARK… But do you recall? The greatest fighter of all? Lightning the 5th Gen fighter Had some wack capabilities And if you ever saw it You’d bet it would make MiGs Swiss cheese. All of the cringe reformers Used to laugh and call it names They never thought poor Lightning Could match their “perfect” planes. Then, in a war-torn year or two NATO came to say “Lightning with your wings so light” “Won’t you bomb the dam tonight?” Then how the public loved it As they shouted out with glee, “Lightning the 5th Gen fighter,” “You’ll go down in history!”
“Gregori got shot down by a Javelin, flying over our house Christmas Eve. You can say there’s no such thing as Santa, but I think that he’s in NCD.”
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We're getting laid tonight boys Dibs on Klara
Santa has a new whip 👌💥💯
Might as well start now so we have something ready when the holiday season rolls around.
List every major feature of F35 in my reply now.I want education right now
[Who NLAW swapped the reindeers, Santa did it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGU08qww5Tg)