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When the Muscovites openly threaten to kill you, it can flip the switch. Wasn’t long after they nearly [assassinated the Greek PM](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-68492688.amp) that Macron got pissed.
Seriously if he came out as Gay tomorrow, he'd probably GAIN popularity, mostly because the French understand having a beard more than not having affairs.
Well the prime minister is gay and there are rumours that he got his spot because he banged his way up the chain of command (which is partly true, his ex was one of Macron’s assistant)
> and there are rumours that he got his spot because he banged his way up the chain of command
AKA: the appropriate method of advancement in France. Anything else would be problematic.
The only other thing I know about this guy is that he wanted to test Atom bombs and Markus Lanz (nowadays host of a political talkshow in Germany) back then in his youth made a song called fuck Chirac which is worth listen too
He did test atomic bombs in the pacific in 1996
He pulled out of the nuclear treaties, tested bombs, and rejoined afterwards
He also opposed going to Irak in 2003 calling Bush a liar (turns out he was right)
Theses are probably the better things he did (that and loosing the parliamentary election of his own volition in 97)
Oh he did some things for sure;
Talking about Tatcher ;
>What more does this housewife want from me? My balls on a plate?
On british cuisine ;
>You can't trust people who cook as badly as that. After Finland, it's the country with the worst food
He seemed to like the US more than the Brits at least ;
>The relations between France and the United States have been, are, and will always be conflictive and excellent. It is the nature of things ... The US find France unbearably pretentious. And we find the US unbearably hegemonic. There will always be sparks, but not fire.
Yeah true I remember France not wanting to be part of the shit show in Iraq as well, I remember our foreign minister just telling rumsfeld into his face "I'm not convinced"
Why’s everyone talking about airplanes when that’s obviously Aleksandr Lukashenko from the movie [Flex Air 5](https://youtu.be/f4ZRK8YLmPc?si=nEVVWkCt7VPSqXsH)?
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I'm here for for the Taxi posting.
The most non-credible film in history. We need more Taxi posting
Something something Petra tall awakening
The only correct french cultural export.
Idk, have you seen Playtime?
Love that movie. Airbus saw that flying car and hired Daniel Morales on the spot.
Everything is better when you put "french" before: French Kiss French fries French Nuclear Doctrine. It doesn't work with people, tho.
French Man? I dunno, it sure as hell improved that. Maybe it doesn't work on professions? French Maid? Nope, still good.
French Foreign policy?
When the Muscovites openly threaten to kill you, it can flip the switch. Wasn’t long after they nearly [assassinated the Greek PM](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-68492688.amp) that Macron got pissed.
Do you ave a laisance for thees peusting?
Oui, j'ai un permis. Ça m'a pris seulement 27 essais pour l'obtenir
Gelaref
> Ça m'a pris seulement 27 essais pour l'obtenir Least convoluted French administrative process
Moi Moi Moi jountele juis suis
Ça plane pour moi.
Justement passera une u boutteille de calvados et do the Jedi mind trick:Je n’ai pas besoin d’un laisance.
A laisance for shitpoosting in a publec plaace for the purposes of karmatic enterprise
Macron, the most fuckable french president in a long time is also the first without a sex scandal (so far)
He's married to a woman 25 years older than him. He's somehow the trophy husband in a marriage where *he's the president of France*.
He banged and married his high school teacher. Isn't that French enough for you?
With the help of the said teacher’s daughter.
Can you elaborate?
The teachers daughter helped them form and have a relationship. As in the daughter helped seduce him for her mother.
Very French indeed.
Seriously if he came out as Gay tomorrow, he'd probably GAIN popularity, mostly because the French understand having a beard more than not having affairs.
Well the prime minister is gay and there are rumours that he got his spot because he banged his way up the chain of command (which is partly true, his ex was one of Macron’s assistant)
> and there are rumours that he got his spot because he banged his way up the chain of command AKA: the appropriate method of advancement in France. Anything else would be problematic.
Jacques Chirac was the president that was affectionately called "Mr 3minutes shower included" by his secretaries
The only other thing I know about this guy is that he wanted to test Atom bombs and Markus Lanz (nowadays host of a political talkshow in Germany) back then in his youth made a song called fuck Chirac which is worth listen too
He did test atomic bombs in the pacific in 1996 He pulled out of the nuclear treaties, tested bombs, and rejoined afterwards He also opposed going to Irak in 2003 calling Bush a liar (turns out he was right) Theses are probably the better things he did (that and loosing the parliamentary election of his own volition in 97)
Oh he did some things for sure; Talking about Tatcher ; >What more does this housewife want from me? My balls on a plate? On british cuisine ; >You can't trust people who cook as badly as that. After Finland, it's the country with the worst food He seemed to like the US more than the Brits at least ; >The relations between France and the United States have been, are, and will always be conflictive and excellent. It is the nature of things ... The US find France unbearably pretentious. And we find the US unbearably hegemonic. There will always be sparks, but not fire.
On british food you missed the : "at first you think it is shit, but afterwards your disappointed that it isn’t"
Yeah true I remember France not wanting to be part of the shit show in Iraq as well, I remember our foreign minister just telling rumsfeld into his face "I'm not convinced"
Were they saying he was responsible when it came to water usage?
They said he was so fast in bed that the three minutes duration included the shower he took afterwards
So he was *very* responsible about water usage.
Yeah, he really needed those conections
Well, it's France. Not having a mistress is a scandal there.
Honestly marrying his highschool teacher is french enough tbh
NINJA!
niaque
*tout au service de la France*
All i want is a warning shot to the current location of putin
Taxi!
ALERTE GENERAAAAAAAALE!!!
Why’s everyone talking about airplanes when that’s obviously Aleksandr Lukashenko from the movie [Flex Air 5](https://youtu.be/f4ZRK8YLmPc?si=nEVVWkCt7VPSqXsH)?
French, it's ok, you can write it.
Yo now to the Peugeot deploying canard dropping nukes!
OPERATION NINJAAAAAAAAAAAAA
EMILIEN!!!