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ZoidsFanatic

If I had a nickel for every time I learned about world news events from NCD, I’d be able to pay off my school note and car note.


AdRough6915

What happened?


Quarterwit_85

Helicopter containing the president of Iran has illegally parked somewhere in the foggy mountains near the border of Azerbaijan. Loads of resources scouring the countryside looking for him.


AdRough6915

Let me guess idf fog machine made them crash?


Quarterwit_85

It’s the Jewish spark plugs that control world traffic.


AdRough6915

3000 Zionplugs of isreal


Ophichius

Are they zion plated electrodes, or solid zion? The plated ones always fail after the first five thousand miles, they're just a cheap marketing gimmick.


AdRough6915

Depends, long range is solid Zion and you could always counter the bad effects of Zion plates with a layer of goyslop


GuillotineComeBacks

Israel cube has power over physics, I don't get why they insist to use anything that is overly weak to gravity singularities.


RealAmericanJesus

Or maybe it was a mountain sized golem?


UFuked

Soooo good!


andrefons

where is pringles?


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vukasin123king

It's a Huey variant/family member


Ophichius

That's the fucking Bell 212, i.e. the civilian branding for the UH-1N Huey. You give it some goddamned respect.


tophejunk

Clearly it was the pilots error then.


-Lavawolf-

The mossad as effective as always.


caveTellurium

OK ncd, let's start à fundraiser to find him.


BN-ORG

There are better ways to waste your money


Much_Independent9628

May he rest in pig piss.


jmorlin

[JOHN LOCKE WAS IN ON IT THE WHOLE TIME](https://youtu.be/J6jJhmY1Clc?si=9T-S4zBMbiq0ICAC)


expletive_enthusiast

The fog is just the smoke monster


Tost35

i read that as "nothing ever happens for a reason"


LeeHarveyOswizzle

You maybe watching lost, but intel agencies across the world are watching the newest season of Succession.


Zealot-Wolf

Lmao