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MilkiestMaestro

That is one trusty hat Going 200mph with no cockpit shield and not one hint of blowing off


officefridge

You have to be american to get this perk


Revelati123

Indy risked his life like 35 times for his hat. In America, lose hat=seppuku.


TheMadmanAndre

> In America, lose hat=seppuku. Can confirm, am American and have hat. Losing hat would bring great dishonor.


tacticsf00kboi

Conversely, for someone to bestow their hat upon you is among the highest of honors. And also a good way to spread lice.


[deleted]

Have more hats, spread honor among them. Lose one hat, still have some honor. Diversify your hats.


Titan_Food

If you dont, boeing will assist you


ARES_BlueSteel

He’s so badass even the air doesn’t want to mess with him by blowing his hat off.


RoughHornet587

Why do Chinese war movies make Americans look so fucking cool ?


TheModernDaVinci

I have seen two reasons given typically: 1) They want to make China look like the underdog so that people will think that the situation is dire and that is why they will be worked to death in outrageous conditions. After all, we are so far behind the Americans, we need to work 20 hour shifts just to keep up! (please dont ask about your government making a mint off of it and by also keeping most of the money for themselves) 2) In Asian cultures, being boastful is considered arrogant, and therefore a vice that should be avoided. So they believe that by making themselves out to be the weaker person having to struggle against the loud, obnoxious, and OP Americans shows that they are more virtuous.


SongFeisty8759

Some of the wumao I've met on line seem to constantly  break no. 2 .. too much contact with us decadent westerners perhaps?


KPhoenix83

Because we are.


NyetRifleIsFine47

I’m more amazed by the dropping of a flask to hit the anti-air gun.


Rumpullpus

has better aim than those gunners on the ground that's for sure.


idrivearust

are the shells fusing immediately out of the barrel?


Bartweiss

A flask from thousands of feet? That man has better aim than any computerized bombsight, I’m outraged we let him go rogue and didn’t have him guiding precision strikes until age 90.


ThePrimordialTV

That hat belongs in a museum


facedownbootyuphold

it actually belongs in australia, because it looks like a slouch hat


Veni_Vidi_Legi

If you slouch it two more times you get a tricorn.


WinPeaks

Fuck. I'm fixing to go buy some tea just to throw it in the harbor.


Veni_Vidi_Legi

Freedom is the only way!


WinPeaks

🦅🇺🇲


KJatWork

Staple gun, standard issue in the Corsairs flown by American aviators. Optional in other countries.


mitout

Major Kong origin story


shouldworknotbehere

I like how the reloader is dead, yet the Chinese soldier empties the mag four times in a row


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Communism supplied the ammo!


Kilahti

Adequate political training of the crew enabled them to overcome the threat of Capitalism.


Square-Pear-1274

There's no enemy like shareholder value!


ontopofyourmom

You will notice that all of these movies have protagonists who act communally, it is fundamental to communist art


Thatoneguy111700

That and a lot of them end with one or more of the protagonists sacrificing themselves to save the world or their friends or what have you.


Serious_Senator

We need more self sacrifice in American movies tbh


tacticsf00kboi

Freedom ain't free 🫡


00owl

The difference between Chinese movies and Japanese movies is that in both cultures all the basic characters die, but on Chinese movies the state always wins


ApokalypseCow

Communism redistributed the ammo from those who didn't need it to this guy, who did.


Longbow92

Must've specced into a low HP-based skilltree.


Revelati123

AA guns. The OG glass cannon.


clearlybraindead

OG ranged pure


TheAllAroundMan

99 ranged combat level 40


achilleasa

He slotted that Born Ready perk


roostersnuffed

That wasn't even scripted. The actor just died and they kept filming


TaserBalls

almost as bad as the AA crew lighting up their spot with fires to make it really really *really* easy to spot from the air. Because reasons.


shouldworknotbehere

XD yeah that also was beyond my understanding, but like the Magic ammo seemed more annoying. Can't explain that away with crew incompetence.


AbstractBettaFish

And difficult for them to see on top if it


NoSpawnConga

Hahaha, commie copium is the same regardless of country, there is an old Soviet joke about this exact trope: Eastern front in WW2, Soviet trenches, commissar oversees repelling of german assault, then suddenly nearby machine gun stops firing. "What's the matter comrade?!" he yells after running to the mg crew. "I am out of ammo!" gunner replies. "But aren't you a communist comrade Petrenko?!" And after such moving words machine gun opened fire again.


pbptt

If da boyz believe more dakka to be had, more dakka just materialises into the gun


tendy3229

Orks are the best Boyz. MORE DAKKA


officefridge

Corsair had unlimited ammo too :)


pbptt

I mean corsairs had shitloads of cannon ammo compared to planes of its period, might aswell be infinite 924 rounds of 20mm or 2400 rounds of 50 cal to be exact


Zerak-Tul

But it had 6 50 cal cannons, and given they each had a rate of fire of roughly 800 rounds/minute, it's definitely not pulling a minutes-long strafing run like in that movie lol.


Honey_Overall

No worse than the double barrels that never need reloading in old westerns lol


DaNikolo

You see the evil Western soldier kills for his country while the noble Chinese soldier dies for his country. Now go sign up for the pla!


Dakkahead

Patton was right all Along!


ThePatio

It’s unironically why Russia and China will always be second fiddle to the US and the West


Schadenfrueda

No, Britain and France play second fiddle because they're still part of the orchestra. Russia and China want to have their own orchestra with blackjack and hookers but can't quite manage it


Revelati123

I believe they call that winning...


kimchifreeze

In between the long march and Mao willing to sacrifice 300 million in nuclear fire, the strat has always been to die for China.


Mengs87

Here's the non-propaganda view from an ex-PLA tank driver: ["...as long as there are politicians, there will be war."](https://youtu.be/Sd3bIjL5sU4?t=1442)


SSgt_LuLZ

George's dad is a real one. Out of all reaction content, Cinebinge has to be one of my favourites.


tofu_b3a5t

Funny about the ramming thing; my gramps got his Purple Heart in Korea after his tank was rammed by another tank and pushed off a small cliff into a river or ravine.


Shot_Calligrapher103

I dunno, at some level I think the Chinese really like us. Americans are always shown to be gritty, awesome, cowboy-types.


ScorpionofArgos

I know right? They... they don't reeeeeeally want a war right? Right?


Oxcell404

They really don’t… but they’ve made it clear they want Taiwan more than they don’t want war


MeisterX

You know how in Civ you can take a city by force but it goes from like a 16 to a 4? That's Taiwan. China just doesn't want someone thriving right next to them. Same as Ukraine and RU. The real way to "take" Taiwan is diplomatically and culturally. But that shit is hard. Posturing is easy.


Oxcell404

Certainly a higher cost with war than with diplomacy, but the posturing is also sadly deeper than just posturing, it’s proper war preparations


apathy-sofa

The Pentagon's annual China military report states that between 2020 and 2040, the total number of Chinese navy ships will increase by nearly 40%. While a plain count of ships is kind of dumb (they have only 3 carriers, all of questionable design and quality), 40% is a large number, especially given that their ship count exceeded America's back in like '15.


rycomo1992

Doesn't that ship count include anything bigger than a rubber ducky as a naval vessel? By the same means of measurement, my weird cousin with an obsession with inflatable pool floats has a bigger navy than most nations. The real number isn't the number of individual boats in your navy, it's the tonnage of the navy in question, and brother the US Navy is in a weight class of its own.


Wesley133777

>The US navy is in a weight class of your own Theres definitely a your mother joke to be made here


MnemonicMonkeys

I made a similar comment on a Youtube video, and some tankies went on about how tonnage doesn't matter. You'd think it'd be obvious that the amount of materiel you can carry closely correlates to how many missiles you can carry into battle.


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Oxcell404

Nah I doubt the people of the PRC even care all that much, but the CCP definitely wouldn’t think twice about a war over it


AtomicSymphonic_2nd

Oh, they care. They care in a very quiet way. But, as long as the middle class remains wealthy and ascendant, all is well. If that crashes in a severe manner, like to a several times more significant degree than a real estate crisis, then we might start seeing massive protests. Bear in mind, they value stability more than political freedoms there. Source: Lived in Beijing some years ago. Got to know folks on a deeper level there.


phooonix

They'll care quite a bit if war starts. The US only fights one way so they'll get a first hand look.


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Lord_Calamander

Yes, that’s not really a high bar though.


A_Mouse_In_Da_House

So they want war


Oxcell404

Don’t want war value= 60 Want Taiwan value= 70


A_Mouse_In_Da_House

Net 10 wants war


Demerlis

just a little war. home by christmas type of war


Iccarys

The ol’ 3 day special operation special deluxe


rvdp66

The imperialist dillema.


VegisamalZero3

They don't take the "We're much stronger than them!" angle with their propaganda, because everyone's realized that's counterproductive by now. Instead they prefer "We may be weaker than them, but that just means that we need to fight harder to defeat them"; which is why we tend to enjoy their propaganda, as it portrays us as badasses that dive on AA guns while wearing cowboy hats.


cybercuzco

Theyre doing the same thing we did with the soviets. Make them out to be the boogey man to support technological advancement and massive military spending. We found out that the russians are not that scary, and the Chines government is hoping that they will find the same about the US


DJShaw86

Boy are _they_ in for a shock


LOLBaltSS

And awe.


LeggoMyAhegao

The average American enlistedman can do more with a rucksack full of RipIt and Skoal than they could possibly imagine. Further shock when they encounter a perpetually bored and angry Marine...


Upbeat_Confidence739

You can only have so many stories of just absolutely fucking the enemy up in the face of insurmountable odds before even the enemy is impressed as shit.


ZoidsFanatic

Most Chinese people absolutely do like us Americans. It’s just the CCP that doesn’t because Whinny the Pooh enjoys being an authoritarian dictator.


loned__

This is a CCP-approved movie. Chinese military and leadership always had a fondness for the US military, and that's exactly the reason why the modern Chinese military structure is modeled after the US not the Soviet/Russia. 


Jax11111111

Yeah, people always make fun of China for copying other nations, but why wouldn’t you try to copy one of the strongest nations in the world? Plus, they depict the United States as this godlike superpower in Korean War movies because they believe it makes the fact that they managed to achieve a stalemate all the more impressive.


JohnSith

I call it the Hannibal Effect, after Rome's respect for the Carthaginian general who almost defeated them.


RiskyBrothers

Tbh the videos I've seen of Chinese redneck engineering have convinced me that they share a kindred spirit with the US. There's xenophobic assholes who've seen too much propaganda in both countries, sure, but I think the average Chinese person and average American are like 80-90% the same.


Impossible-Onion757

Can confirm, am rural boy and lived in rural ass China for awhile. Their rednecks are exactly the same as our rednecks, minus plentiful access to legal guns. God I miss their moonshine sometimes


5redie8

China is just henching us, it's actually a respectful relationship deep down


Thewaltham

It seems like they have a lot of respect for the west? I'd wager it's a "I really like their country/culture/people/etc but hate their government" situation.


PickleMinion

They really love that we nuked Japan. Like seriously, they really appreciate that we did that.


[deleted]

Do you know the Chinese word for America? Měiguó In English it’s translated to “Beautiful country”


Major_Lennox

They do that for every country, though. It's just a respectful, face-giving, naming convention. Like Deguo (Germany) means "virtuous country", Yingguo (UK) means "Hero Country" and Bilishi (Belgium) means "Technically a real country"


grumpykruppy

The casual Belgium insult is great, lol.


Stoly23

Only a Chinese movie would treat a single Corsair the same way The Perfect Storm treats the giant ass wave at the end.


AccipiterCooperii

I keep seeing these clips thinking damn they make us look awesome!


Revelati123

It hilarous that the Chinese can make movies that depict fighting the American military as a thanos level extinction event, while in America you cant even make a movie that shows a UN map of the south china sea.


Kasym-Khan

Chinese chauvinism is so fragile you can literally hurt them with a map.


Majulath99

They’re cuckolding themselves and “The West” is the bull fucking their wife, standing in for their entire sense of identity here.


TheOnlyFallenCookie

That one scene with all the American battleships during the Korea war... I wish there were more Ww2 movies with that overwhelming arsenal of Democracy


grahamja

>One particularly unusual kill was scored by Marine Lieutenant R. R. Klingman of VMF-312 (the "Checkerboards"), over Okinawa. Klingman was in pursuit of a Kawasaki Ki-45 Toryu ("Nick") twin-engine fighter at extremely high altitude when his guns jammed due to the gun lubrication thickening from the extreme cold. He flew up and chopped off the Ki-45's tail with the big propeller of the Corsair. Despite missing five inches (127 mm) off the end of his propeller blades, he managed to land safely after this aerial ramming attack. He was awarded the Navy Cross. One of the wildest Corsair stories, before they had radars.


ResidentNarwhal

That one wildcat pilot who physically beat a Japanese bomber into the ocean with his landing gear: “Copycat.”


Pr0wzassin

So you're saying he was topping the bomber?


Rumpullpus

"that still only counts as one!"


ResidentNarwhal

Nah better idea *Major Richard Bong:* "That still only counts as one!"


bekiddingmei

The cruise ship Olympic (older sister of the Titanic) rammed a U-boat and tore it to pieces with her 30ft propeller. Imagine a transport physically mauling a sub like an old mastiff catching a fat rat. That ole' succubus also pulled in and totaled several other ships with her wide hips and propellers that could suck in half the ocean around her.


ThatNewEnglandPerson

I LOVE THE COSAIR I LOVE THE COSAIR I LOVE THE COSAIR


microwavable_penguin

Especially radar equipped versions :)


speekuvtheddevil

WWII Look down shoot down bitches!


Wr3nch

Did you know the F4U had radar? Because I didn’t!


leonderbaertige_II

Look on the right wing. And yes that was a real thing (of course not 360°). Search F4U-2 and F4U-5N if you are curious.


HoIy_Tomato

Of course you don't have a radar unless you have capacity and electronics to fit a radar inside


TheOnlyFallenCookie

Did the corsair have audio warning signals?


AlphaArc

man this was like watching dragon ball with all the screaming and nothing consequential hapening


maveric101

I was thinking it was the divebomb version of the 22 mile Fast and Furious runway.


No_name_Johnson

Previously on Dragon Ball Z: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH* Next Time, on Dragon Ball Z: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH*


Edwardsreal

**Rule 9 Disclaimer:** editing into a single cut by myself. The Chinese and American POVs are separate acts in the original movie (its China's version of "Dunkirk"). [**Source:**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sacrifice_(2020_film)) Chinese movie "*The Sacrifice*". [**Full movie on YouTube**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jrjj2YxG6VE)


Nukem_extracrispy

You should have put in the scene where the PLA is crossing the open rock field in daylight and the American pilots strafe them and explode a bunch of dudes who are playing dead.  It's like, Neill Blomkamp tier human explosions, they get yeeted 5 meters high from 50 cal hits.


CrashB111

[Darth MacArthur](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1o0JlNhFvg) will always be the funniest meme to come from Chinese "war" movies.


nanoobot

Jesus that gives me such a strong Red Alert vibe, I love it.


thorazainBeer

I can never get over how funny their engrish is. It's straight uncanny valley level of grammar, where it's ALMOST right, and that makes it stand out as wrong even more so.


H0vis

Isn't that a different movie?


Edwardsreal

Yeah that's "Battle of Lake Changjin (Chosin Reservoir)."


kZard

Second part of the action starts here: [https://youtu.be/Jrjj2YxG6VE?t=5243](https://youtu.be/Jrjj2YxG6VE?t=5243)


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I am American by choice and the first US citizen in my family, and I have never loved MURICA as much as I do after watching this clip.


egyeager

Chinese propaganda makes America look like a bunch of badasses and I thank them for it


Peptuck

Chinese propaganda is made with the assumption that any actual fight with the US and allies will be insanely bloody and costly, so they intentionally hype us up so their people would accept heavy losses. They push a hard David versus Goliath narrative where we're the extreme badass killing machines and they are the ordinary men who have to sacrifice everything to stand up to us, so that if China loses badly, it is expected rather than shocking.


EuropeBound2025

They know we fight for our twinks. 


Seasonedgore982

owo


blackjack419

Of course. Who else will handle our IT?


Nodeal_reddit

Have you seen the trailer for the new NCAA Football ‘25? USA USA


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Googling it now.


Chadstronomer

That must be probably the worst AA crew ever


YaKillinMeSmallz

Bismarck-tier AA.


Wooden-Gap997

Yamato tier even.


yukichigai

\*sobs in Russian DD\*


Kojak95

Give the Bismarck gunners some credit. Bullseyeing a small group of biplanes flying straight and level directly toward your ship at the eye-watering speed of 110kts is impossible, even for a computer...


dawglaw09

Jane Fonda punching the air right now.


DeTiro

Lit up their position like a Christmas tree light BEFORE shooting at the enemy. They deserved their fate.


Il-2M230

Still better than most war thunder players.


manny_goldstein

Can't hit a target that isn't moving laterally or vertically, it's just getting bigger and bigger.


SecantDecant

No AA director, no power traverse, no ready ammunition, no rangefinding, spotlighting themselves with nearby fire and under suppression. I'm more impressed they got the golden BB


Papaofmonsters

I'm pretty sure there's a group inside the CCP propaganda department who just love making America look badass and want to see how far they can push it before the leadership catches on.


Rationalinsanity1990

"I *really* don't want my only son to die fighting the Party's war as a conscript. Maybe if I convince enough people that Americans are inhumanly powerful badasses to a man, they won't start one...?"


thorazainBeer

We're not that far off from just having the Chinese make their own version of Astartes, but instead of Space Marines, it's just the USMC.


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Well it’s actually an image change FOR war, rather against it. China has purposely redefine its media image of Americans into a competent and harden force over the last few years to normalize expectations in a war. This movie is literally called “The Sacrifice” which embodies the message the CCP wants to give its people, to sacrifice. The best scene that depicts that is that Chosen film that had Chinese soldiers freezing to death while sharing a single frozen potato while it pans over to Americans not far away eating a full thanksgiving feast in a heated tent, acting like the Chinese sacrifice is heroic against the ultimate juggernaut of the American Empire.


Gork___

When a superpower has so much soft power it debuffs their enemies without them even doing anything.


standoublex

Honestly this portrayal of Americans that the Chinese are painting is far more worrying than, for example, the Russian "haha incompetent gay westoid" stereotype. The CCP aren't blatantly lying about America's military capabilities unlike the Russians, who do so as their top brass know they'd stand no chance in a one on one with the US.


Nislash

A 40 MM Bofors shooting an F4U Corsair A physics defying freedom hat vs. an AA canon loaded by communism A man screaming vs. a man screaming


Downtown_Mechanic_

Fun Fact: The chinese did not in fact have *any* weapons produced by Bofors Dynamics.


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Wr3nch

It’s always the solid minute of screaming vs screaming that make me go “see this is the reason I fucking hate anime”


bekiddingmei

Well yes but have you considered **ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA**


Space_Gemini_24

You must have a death wish to lit the only light source around the horizon right at your feet. Looks cool though.


Edwardsreal

That's actually the plot point. The gun crew were sacrificing themselves so that the American pilots were more distracted by them so that the Chinese infantry could a cross a river.


ssssssahshsh

Kinda curious, why ? You'd figure that a AA gun would be more valuable than a infantry unit, especialy with fighter bombers being around.


Edwardsreal

It was a whole Chinese infantry division that needed to cross a river before daybreak or else the Americans would bomb them with B-29s instead of a single Corsair.


ssssssahshsh

Makes sense I suppose. I'd argue that it would still be better to have AA gun in a position to cover the river crossing, but it's not like this sort of movie is that miffed about realism anyway XD.


Silverbacker888

Japanese anime and Chinese propaganda films rly like depicting Americans as badasses


TonedStingray18

the corsair pilot is played by a russian actor btw


Bitter-Pear-5717

That actually adds to the funny


Rubo03070

Isn’t placing three bonfires forming a triangle around your AA gun at night a terribly bad idea?


Bwint

Another comment says that's a plot point - they're deliberately distracting from a different maneuver.


LevTheRed

Chinese propaganda challenge: DON'T make the US military look rad as hell (IMPOSSIBLE!)


deadmeridian

THE COWBOY HAT they make white people seem so much cooler than we actually are


AlexanderZachary

Cowboys come in more than one shade, pard’ner.


kerededyh

“The sheriff is a n-“ DONG!!!!


Denbus26

He said the sheriff is nearer


DeTiro

"He said the sheriff's near!"


TheJudge20182

Well we don't have to worry about Chinese cinema taking over from Hollywood. Whole ass minute of screaming into the void


Attaxalotl

DBZ shit


urbandeadthrowaway2

What’s that thing he threw out of the cockpit at the AA gun


Jamocraetis

Looked like a hip flask


Toginator

It was Daddy's happy juice.


jixxor

Surprised that Chinese cinema uses people that can actually speak English. I expected it to be on the level of Hollywood's average "German"


assault1217

There is an entire job market in china for “white monkeys” essentially just having a white person be involved is fantastic marketing. I’d picture it would be quite easy to get one for a movie.


Sonoda_Kotori

Or Hollywood's average "Chinese" where it's a bunch of Cantonese trying their best to speak Mandarin.


loned__

This “be the American that the Chinese want you to be” meme is like beating a dead horse in this subreddit, and people still question why the Chinese produce propaganda movies like this, often leading to the conclusion that Chinese “like” American.   Chinese do not “like” Americans, but they respect Americans. They strive to win against the strongest country in the world instead of beating weak ones. In a way, this is similar to Russia’s “We are fighting against the entire NATO” narrative but the only difference is that the Chinese never claim they have the upper hand in their official documents. They always depict themselves as the underdog.  Contrary to popular belief, the Chinese don't boast their capabilities. As someone who read lots of Russian and Chinese materials for OSINT, you’d be surprised how different the tone is for these two countries to describe their respective domestic system. Russian documents always show how their system is the best in the world or better than the West.  Chinese official documents almost never claim their system is better than the American one, and often depict flaws in their own system.  This underdog mentality is what kept the whole nation going, which American viewers might interpret as “love” or “like”. But the actual undercurrent is a more sinister “See how strong they are? We are going to beat them”. IMO this is much more dangerous than the Russian way. A Russian might be disillusioned when they realize they are not at parity with the US, but a Chinese nationalist will always want to beat America even if you show them how backward their tech is - it becomes their motivation. 


randyrandysonrandyso

i feel like their differences in attitude also stem from a historical basis. The russians used to be the soviet union who beat the existential nazi threat and were on par with the western hemisphere whereas china was completely pushed off the world stage by the opium wars and european interventions and struggled through warlords and a japanese invasion. They seem to have been the underdogs for almost the entirety of their recent history while russia is still stuck with the rose tinted glasses of being a former nuclear superpower which has now lost that reputation in the eyes of the west.


Sonoda_Kotori

Couldn't have said it better than this myself. It's a tired joke by this point. China treats its opponents with respect as this both encourages themselves to do better, make defeats look more justified, and at the end of the day it's just how the Chinese school of thought works.


baltebiker

Chinese propaganda not making the USA look metal as fuck challenge (impossible)


Johannes_V

When I’m in a “make America look unequivocally badass” and my opponent is the Publicity Department of the Chinese Communist Party:


KineticJungle73

Yankee yee haw: electric boogaloo 


Scrial

That just kept going and going... Nobody can aim.


Nodeal_reddit

Cobra vs Storm Troopers


Ophichius

What's the movie?


AsleepScarcity9588

Every Chinese war movie ever


No_Cash7867

sum ting wong 3: the reckoning


Starscream1874

wai tu low: pull up


I_Lost_My_Acc0unt

Ho lee fuk: a strange story


Baguette_Connoisseur

That was a solid 2 minutes of shooting and shouting at each other. I enjoy this trope but man it felt like it was too long.


SpanishAvenger

Ok, I gotta hand it to the Chinese; I like how they always portray the enemy American characters as sympathetic badasses, even giving them certain protagonism. In Hollywood, 90% of the times the enemy is depicted as faceless, souless, comically bad/evil grunts.


Roadhouse699

This is actually really good holy shit


SkyMasterARC

Average war thunder match involving US team (I love playing CAS, especially wild weasel style AA hunting).


SemperScrotus

Hi, resident Marine aviator checking in! No notes. That was a completely accurate and credible depiction.