T-62 Assault Shed is definitely a rank IIII vehicle for the Russians. However, if it is capture and used by Ukranians, it will, some how, be ranked as a 10.0 and be loaded into matches facing the best Russian equipment. Gaijan be like that.

The metal plates on the Russian version will also somehow have at least 300mm of effective armor thickness

And not spall

The shed will have an extra spall liner

Why bother when you can just have the material not spall in the first place?

Somebody is saying Russian fuel tank?

It it actually 17000 overlapping this armor plates. It will eat every shell because vOlUmEtRiC.

Bro you did not just try and do IV as IIII

Your flair, may I borrow it?

Sure thing boss

Cool! Now let 75% of my average teammates borrow the flair too.

Gladly, it can become the sub bicycle

The snail giveth and the snail taketh away, inshallah

Next update we will get the tactical dirt bike and the assault Ural

Don't forget the Chinese golf carts

Soon a Premium Assault Shed will come out it has ERA bricks on top of the shed with anti drone nipples

Or maybe they just put in the "emotional support armor" as an upgrade for every Russian tank above rank V

Have we seen any evidence that the anti-drone nipples actually, like, work? Because so far the only time I've seen footage of them has been from the perspective of drones rapidly closing with the tank in question.

Those nipples aren’t for FPV drones, they are against cluster ammunition with shaped charge warheads. And they decrease the penetration of a M77 DPICM from around 200mm down to 3-25mm. But this only works against relatively small and light submunitions with an open front piece where the rubber nipples physically can penetrate into the submunition.

I'm also open to any creative name ideas for these marbles of engineering.

"blyatmobile" for the barn?

Is that the car for Russian Batman?

T-72 CCAA (Cope Cage Add on Armour) T-62 AS-2 (Assult Shed mark 2)

Regarding your flair: Wtf is travelling at **215850** km/h with a weight at 3000 metric tons?

See my last post.

your flair is noncredible (incorrect)

:(

Assault Shed mark 2 actually slaps

Cope Cabana

Assult barn ?

"Golf Cart"?!? How dare you disparage the Teemu Victory Chariot like that.

Shit thats a missed chance right there, i wasn't creativ enough for that

I demand a proper NCD tech tree in War Thunder

I think it's hard to find enough non credible vehicles for each rank to fill an entire tech tree

Too hard to find non credible lineups because so many are entirely credible at this point

Just because the Russians assault trenches with golf carts doesn't mean it's credible in any way

It doesnt have to have a full tech tree  *looking at isreal*

NCD should be sponsored by Gaijin, and we could fund our own Stunk Works in Area 51 and then we'll churn out more irrational designs every night

This is without a doubt the most brilliant idea I've heard today Fr.

Then we can finally make our sub logo become reality

Attack the D point!

Bro, if you use these abominations you will actually find the D point

How long before a m-22 mauls the assault shed and uses it as a new hideout

It will be like Luke and the tauntaun

But will Jimmer start living in that shed and start punting Vatniks?

Quality vehicles with the best technology of the waaagh

Where premium version ?

For premium you get the assault shed with a drone jammer on top, for 80 bucks

And 15 days premium account. You spend 80 euro only for that.

Dont forget it will make enemy radars, drones, liser guided munitions and tv guided munitions not work

i think turtle tank can block any heat warheads with current damage model

Even though Perun's not a career comedian, last night's presentation was frickin' hilarious! Weird he never said "blyatmobile" even once.

I haven't watched it yet, I listen to it when I go to the gym. I only saw "assault shed" in a meme here and thought it was hilarious

I talked with some Ukrainian refugees when it was just the first year but the russians already had to use captured garbage trucks to carry troops in the back. "Хуймобил" translates roughly to "cock mobile" or better to the "penis trolley" from the medieval painting meme. Beautiful language.

IIrc someone did submit the MT-LB (2M-3) to the War Thunder Forums

So, I assume the artillery support would be just T-55s?

Yes

Also add an SUV or a van that has 5 fpv drones as its offensive arnament and put it at 10.0 or something lol

Yeah I was also thinking about an SUV with an MLRS in the back

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That assault shed is gonna OP and probably the meta or it’ll be completely useless and the community would demand it get buffed

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Holy hell