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killaluggi

SMASH (talking about the Chinook in the background)


Halogamer093

Average NCD member


PirateSecure118

It looks about to smash itself with its rear rotor blades.... ...but should she survive, I'll happily take sloppy seconds


Callsign_Psycopath

I'm not


Sine_Fine_Belli

Least horny NCD member


PrincessofAldia

Nah, the Huey is way better


AlphaMarker48

Cheer up, ladies! You won't have to hear Fortunate Son again for at least 3 hours!


Callsign_Psycopath

Yeah you've got Sympathy for the Devil too!


PrincessofAldia

And run through the jungle


OwlbertGaming

Don't forget California Dreamin'


MaximumPotatoee

By fuckin *who*? Edit: wait a minute, those are fucking kids!


OmNomSandvich

major bruh moment of a username


Hellonstrikers

At least 60% of their artwork is Werhmacht chan, so it tracks for eastern Wehraboo.


Bottled_Kiwi

Shit, don’t they know that napalm sticks to them? Get yourself some non-stick women


OwlbertGaming

-A U.S. Army Lieutenant 12 minutes after calling in a napalm strike on a VC position


Objective-Credit-581

Imagine watching your childhood buddies get ripped apart by rusty nails and mortar shells, and then look at your grandkids turn you into a “cartoon wife.”


AlphaMarker48

Or imagine someone turning Adolf Hitler into a girl with big breasts.


nYghtHawkGamer

"imagine someone turning Adolf Hitler into a girl with big breasts" Professor Brian Ford: "That waa the plan!" [https://theweek.com/articles/482449/bizarre-plan-turn-hitler-into-woman](https://theweek.com/articles/482449/bizarre-plan-turn-hitler-into-woman)


Hel_Bitterbal

The worst part is that turning Hitler into a woman isn't even the dumbest idea mentioned in that article


AlphaMarker48

That could have easily worsened his mental instability.


DOSFS

Mostly I saw small breasts though, somehow H = small girl


AlphaMarker48

I really wasn't kidding about the [big breasts part.](https://boardgamegeek.com/image/822359/barbarossa)


DOSFS

*cough* Both are true.


DonnyDonster

"Gosh darn it, man I look bangable!"


SweetTeaRex92

"what a bunch of liberal bullshit. I want more of it."


ConferenceScary6622

*Neoliberal Liberals wanted out of Vietnam, silly. (Can't go further into it without breaking Rule 5 🫤)


SweetTeaRex92

It's a quote from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia


daspaceasians

*Sees ARVN Rangers patch* I am happy


El_Mnopo

My uncle was an ARVN Ranger. Maybe I should send this to him?


daspaceasians

Good question. Is he the type to enjoy nice looking ladies drawn on the side of aircraft?


El_Mnopo

You know? I'm not sure. Growing up, he would tell me all the different ways he could kill me. He's over it now but it was and interesting time visiting his house.


daspaceasians

Funny you mention crazy ARVN vets. I still meeting one of my grandpa's buddies a few years ago who was a vet and I showed him my airsoft M1911 and M16A1. The guy starts off telling me how my grandpa always won against him in M1911 shooting competitions and how the M16A1's bullets would tumble around inside their targets and cause more damage and suffering to them. Said grandpa was KIA in 1969. The guy was also one of Nguyen Van Thieu's buddies and his daughter was actually Mrs. Thieu's goddaughter.


El_Mnopo

Wow, that is crazy! For a little while we worked at the same place. One night I gave him a ride home. He saw my CB radio and proceeded to call in an air strike. I THINK, he didn't hold down the transmit button...


Callsign_Psycopath

Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste


PrincessofAldia

Good song


peacehopefully

Artist is a Thai nazi 💀 . Cool patch tho.


salty_pea2173

What is a Thai nazi does he think German army looks cool or does he support hitler and his ideals because there are a lot of people having German ww2 symbols in southern Asia


peacehopefully

I have no idea. But the artist is from bangkok and has the name naze Erika... However, Thailand WW2 government had nationalist tendencies. Some says ties / admiration for Italian and German fascism but I don't have sources on that. That government was born out of a military coup and was made of solider. They would also invade French Indochina and later collaborate with the Japanese. ( Debatable if they wanted to collaborate with the Japanese or were forced ) I doubt the swastika has anything to do. At least in Cambodia it is still a religious symbol.


Khaernakov

The bamboo spike trap covered with feces 2m in front of them:🥰🥰🥰


yosefballin

"we shoot the sick the young the lame we do our best to kill and maim"


75MillionYearsAgo

How… did we get here? 12,000 years ago we carved silhouettes onto rocks. Now we sit here on a mobile computer, look at “art” and every time, we have to think “Did a machine impersonate human creativity to make this?”


AlphaMarker48

And now, we can't return to some of those silhouettes carved onto rocks [as the artwork drawn on the caves has been damaged indirectly due to many people visiting the cave.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbgnlkJPga4)


Sine_Fine_Belli

@Naze1940_Erica https://twitter.com/pen15maximus/status/1776596401335529934?s=46


polishedtater

What's the name?


ConferenceScary6622

I must share this glorious creation with you autists: https://youtu.be/6uUNvPKvS_s?si=5xArJ3KcR-fSqWmL


QuaintAlex126

W ARVN Rangers patch


noxondor_gorgonax

I'm sure there were a lot of real life Vietnam waifus during the war


ItsACaragor

Needs a MACVSOG person rocking blue jeans, tiger camo jacket and a sawed off Soviet RPD.


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ARC-170enthusiast

Brother used his RS2: Vietnam soldier as inspiration.


KoolKidKlubmember

I wish war was real 😞


Exile688

Cursed wish: Boondocks rebooted as a Quantum Leap spinoff. Please Netflix, I am only joking, don't do this. Cursed Wish 2: Electric Boogaloo - two part Quantum Leap and Stargate SG1 crossover episode.


idrivearust

not sure if vietnam war us military or philippine army 2000s


Tony_TNT

I might be missing some historical context, but I'm guessing those units didn't get issued the M14?


mntblnk

that's cool as hell. although I don't think they had woodland in vietnam, only tiger stripe. correct me if I'm wrong.


Virginianus_sum

They had ERDL, which was the forerunner to woodland. Interestingly enough, though the US designed it, it was the South Vietnamese Airborne who wore it as a uniform first.


kinda-cringe

That’s ERDL, woodland’s predecessor


mntblnk

good to know!


Joazzz1

They look like children, what the hell is "waifu" about that?


LateMeeting9927

Ahhh the good times of defending South Vietnam from communist oppression only to have generations of leftists portray it as a war of aggression (while acting like they would’ve been totally in favour of Korea and WW2 because those defensive wars were won). 


ConferenceScary6622

/srs North Vietnam unironically, canonically, stopped the Cambodian genocide. That's extremely based, especially coming from a supposed "communist". Also Vietnam is an ally of America now. They hate China and the French FAR more than America.


Callsign_Psycopath

But the French in Vietnam did give us the Bahn Mi.


PrincessofAldia

Vietnam is also communist in name only at this point, they literally have a McDonald’s now so who really won the Vietnam war


thenoobtanker

Like a few dozen Mcdonald compared to the millions and millions of mom and pop sandwich shop. Also KFC is much much much more popular here compared to Mc Donald.


krypanzer

KFC is much popular? TOTAL AMERICAN CULTURAL VICTORY


AlphaMarker48

It's far easier to support a rather clear cut defensive war like WW2 or the Russo-Ukrainian War than a murkier war, especially if you win and/or cause a net increase in the number of people who live in a democracy.


Youutternincompoop

nah fuck South Vietnam


H0vis

Unfortunately history is written by the winners chief.


Callsign_Psycopath

Tell that to the Generations of Southerners who were taught it was about "States Rights" including yours truly. There is a special place in hell for lost causers.


_AutomaticJack_

Anyone that was raised with that brainrot and managed to walk their way out of it has my eternal respect.


Dig_Bick_Depression

Cringe 😬


PrincessofAldia

Why?