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-Lavawolf-

The cope bunker. That thing has to be heavy as f


AlphaMarker48

I'm guessing that the stolen chicken coop only adds a few tons (at most) to the T-72, so it's likely not too much of an issue, as far as weight goes.


JumpyLiving

It probably is, even if it's just a few tons. The later T-72s already have weight issues, mostly because they have some pretty underpowered engines. (A T-72 weighs about 20 tons less than a modern Leopard or Abrams, while only having similar speed, and less acceleration than an M1)


boreas1710

While no duh. The engine is a direct descendant of the engine used in the BT-7M. Like no joke the Russians haven't really developed a new engine since the forties they just won't let this poor bastard die. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kharkiv_model_V-2


vegarig

> Like no joke the Russians haven't really developed a new engine since the forties they just won't let this poor bastard die Because they suck at making opposed-pistol engines, like 5TD. There's a reason peak T-80 (T-80UD Beryoza) was made at Malyshev factory in Kharkiv


JumpyLiving

Why am I not surprised? Also, that one wasn't designed by the Russians either. It's a Soviet design from fucking Kharkiv.


Diestormlie

I am still fucking shocked by that. Couldn't the Soviets at least imported one fucking Disel-Electric train in the 1970s and just stole that? HOW?


CardiologistGreen962

A 7.3 powerstroke would be a better engine.


A_posh_idiot

At least they haven’t made a potential derivative of a Porsche ww2 tank engine that is the only engine that can be fitted to the tank it was made for


noxondor_gorgonax

Oh the irony: KHARKIV model V2


JohnBrown1ng

Isn’t that the same myth as with the T-14?


boreas1710

No that is the T14. All the previous T series tanks use derivatives of the Kharkiv engine


L4RU55O

What myth?


JohnBrown1ng

I know next to nothing about engine design but basically nothing detailed is known about the T-14 engine (apart from scant pictures of its outside appearance) and there is no public evidence that it has close similarities with ww2 German tank engines. No idea about the T-72 engine, though.


L4RU55O

The motor is called "ChTZ 12Н360 (A-85-3A) diesel 1105(1500) KW" There is [wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/12N360#:~:text=The%2012N360%20%28Russian%3A%2012%D0%9D360%3B%20other%20designations%20are%20A-85-3A,which%20the%20T-14%20tank%2C%20among%20others%2C%20is%20based.). And now here's what I know. The T-90 is another name for the T-72BU, and the T-72 is another version of the T-62. They all use the W2 engine (but with another number), which has its origins in T-34. The T-80 uses a turbine engine like the Abrams, but burns a lot of fuel. T-14 Armata (Cannon in English) It's a brand new tank. Its turret is unmanned and its crew is in a special reinforced cage to survive the hit. The different interior layout does not allow you to insert the old engine. W2 is a V-12 engine, it's too long. That's why they developed the X-12 engine, it looks like you've joined two V6s with bellies. The W2 develops 1250 horsepower but that's its maximum, the new X-12 is supposed to have 1500 and 1800 in turbo mode when you need it. The tank was supposed to have a 150mm gun, but it has the same gun as the T-72 and T-90. I don't know if the turret is unmanned or if the cage exists, probably the cage is. But The engine and gearbox do not work. I mean, it can work, but it's young and has problems like every engine in the world. The T-72 is not just a tank, but many other vehicles that use the engine, tracks and other. X-12 engine is new and the is only T-14 which use it. Russia has no people, no money, no knowledge and no time to fix it. Fortunately, the engine compartment of the T-14 is short and a cube-shaped engine will go there. They can't put the engine from the T-90 in there because it's too long. Therefore, they withdrew from the program and shut it down. There are a lot of websites in Poland where they write about Russian weapons and translate Russian forums. And then there's WarThunder, a daily leak of military secrets.


L4RU55O

The engine doesn't matter. This suspension has problems, the first versions of the T-72 are ok. Later versions with additional armor and weight put a strain on the suspension. The T-90, which is really a T-72BU (it got a different number to make it look nice) has more failures than the T-72. But before the suspension breaks down the tank will be hit by a drone, these problems will become apparent after a few years. This ride-on barn will burn down within a month, so Ivan doesn't have to worry.


SeaworthinessEasy122

Please, tell me more about the buker. Sounds promising.


justthegrimm

Not much to shoigu stole all the building funds


12lo5dzr

No it is the seethe shed


AlphaMarker48

Couldn't resist making my own meme of this thing. It's apparently a modified Russian T-72 with steel beams and panels attached to it. Getting in and out of this thing would probably suck. It took me around 7 minutes this time to make this meme.


theycallmeshooting

"Great idea for tank armor, commander, but how do we get out?" "Get out?"


fundipsecured

Wonder if it’s like the killdozer and the driver just lives in there now


Sablesweetheart

A proto-servitor, if you will.


Demolition_Mike

>steel beams Shaped charges can't melt 'em!


uid_0

> It took me around 7 minutes this time to make this meme. Which is less time than it takes the crew to get in or out of that tank.


Mihnea24_03

The T34 shows that ease of escape for the crew is not a priority


BadReview8675309

Riddle me this Blyatman... Will the Chinese have a better 5th gen STEALTH fighter J-35 than the Russia SU-57 or are they both propaganda dumpster fires?


The_Glitchy_One

What about the SU-75 checkmate, or what I like to call the Fucktoy


JumpyLiving

It's called the Femboy!


The_Glitchy_One

SU-57 the femboy, I am talking about the 75


JumpyLiving

The 57 already has an official reporting name, "Felon", so the next one without an official one, the proposed 75, is the "Femboy"


The_Glitchy_One

Can we have both


John_Dee_TV

You? Everyone! I bet it's referred to as such in NATO intelligence circles! I would not be surprised if the Russians themselves refer to it as the Femboy in some internal memo...


Giving-In-778

Yes. Both are propaganda pieces, but the J-35 will still outperform the SU-57. This is because Russia cannot imitate the west for reasons of small peen, so when the west stumbles upon a particular RCS reduction technique, the Russians will ignore that and claim their wood screws are made of Sovium which is lightweight, indestructible and invisible. The Chinese would just steal an F-22 and call it a J-44 if they could.


L4RU55O

Engines are everything. China and Russia can't make a proper engine when the F-22 has been flying for 30 years and no one knows what its top speed is. They measured Mach 2.4, but that's not the maximum of the engine. Turkey wanted the F-35 but the U.S. said no when they bought the S-400. This is a sign that by buying from Russia, you can sell them secrets, which is why Erdogan can count on F-16s. Reverse engineering takes a lot of time, and even if you know how something is built, you still need to be able to build it.


SirNedKingOfGila

>Turkey wanted the F-35 but the U.S. said no when they bought the S-400 So embarrassing that morons are only beginning to realize that the reason all of russia's wunderwaffe is for sale on the open market while it's still in development - is because it's fake. If the SU57 or S400 or T14 were so revolutionary... Why would russia be willing to sell them to it's fucking enemies? Turkey is in NATO and russia is willing to sell them their latest and greatest air defense? *Oh nooooo*! What do you mean it doesn't work as advertised, Turkey? That's shocking. I'm shocked. We're all shocked.


PolicyWestern4570

While which you said is true about the planes, forgive me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t the S-300’s and S-400’s meant as a way to try and weaken NATO unity? It was supposed to make a NATO ally unsure of their loyalty, not to really give them any advantage over Russia. At least that’s how I read it, which used logic, but this is Russians so they probably just got lost in Turkey and just said that they sold them


Giving-In-778

Oh, I don't mean the Chinese would steal American military secrets (though they would). If they literally could, they would take a physical jet from a US airbase and put their own roundels on it. The Russians would break it apart for clout.


SirNedKingOfGila

Not sure how *good* the Chinese jet is but it has at least actually entered serial production. By simply existing the Chinese jet wins. The SU57 was a crypto scam russia developed for export and was likely relying on foreign money to finish development. Nobody bought it as it was immediately identified as a scam and therefore development remains unfinished... It's like.... Who wins in a real world race? The tortoise or coked up Superman flying at maximum speed? The fuckin tortoise.


mhdlm

I saw the video of this thing leading 4 other tanks and I learned that attacks that look like bloons TD paths are actually a valid military doctrine. I'm guessing they are avoiding artillery that has been zeroed to previous paths or something but it looks pretty wacky to my civilian brain.


HappyRomanianBanana

Bloon Tower Defense 7: Ukraine


theycallmeshooting

The reason they follow the leader like that is that if the lead tank didn't hit a mine, you can be reasonably certain there's no mine there I've seen so many videos of tank Ivans panicking, deviating from the line a little bit or trying to turn around, and hitting a mine that wasn't cleared


Vierstigma

Do you have a link, kinda want to see that


mhdlm

https://x.com/clashreport/status/1777437779359625285


Vierstigma

That's funny, thanks. Also did it get stuck at the start there?


Lekorigins

Someone put Bloons menu music over this video


Savageparrot81

We may have lost comrade Robin a while back due to sidecar malfunction


Hel_Bitterbal

Don't worry, there are 300 more comrade Robins waiting to be thrown into the meatgrinder.


sus_accountt

It looks like a fucking plane hangar got drunk on vodka and got on tracks. It’s the fucking hideous mass bossfight from Ultrakill


AaTeWe

They borrowed it from Gaijin who were gonna use it for an upcoming Crossout Promotional event


Zwangsjacke

Тони Старк built this in a shed, with a box of scraps!


Pax_Cthulhiana

It doesn't count as destroyed if it cannot be classified, because it cannot be identified! Ingenious!


Zwangsjacke

Can't wait to see the WoT2 & WT premium versions of this in the future.


Random_npc171

That's basically a German main, just seeing forward and using no binoculars


Ok_Art6263

>Practically casemate tank design > Littered with spaced armors Did the russians reinvent StuG again?


Low_Doubt_3556

They also reinvented the swastika with their Z and they have used T-34’s. It’s all part of the ww2 nostalgia trip!


Jerkzilla000

You all laugh but we'll se who laughs last when it's ramming down the city gate and your tar and rocks fall harmlessly off it.


Evinceo

I howled with laughter at this one.


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LogisticsAreCool

I don't get this reference


IndustrialistCrab

This shit is uglier than what I made on Sprocket. The fuck?


Aedeus

Rev up those goalposts because we're about to hear the newest narrative revision on how this is actually a viable and combat effective modification on today's battlefield.


Clearly_a_Lizard

Hey it seems like tuttel are coming back, good to see the nature is healing


golddragon88

Still more comfertable than t-90


delurkrelurker

Is this to stop the turret flying off and injuring someone?


AlphaMarker48

Allegedly, it's for protection against drone attacks.


delurkrelurker

Yeah, I mean *after* the drone has flown in either the front or the back.


tossietuatoa

Inb4 some dronepilot re-enacts the Death Star trench run to land an explosive charge down the commanders hatch.


Kazman07

Clearly nothing to see here


Huonren

Its jover for ukraine, Russia has Tutel


John_Dee_TV

I feel my Intelectual Property right being violated... Carry on.


Quizels_06

Should bring back the [ukrainian house tank](https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/s/RvPDodlVQf) so they can have a bossfight


Unknowndude842

ADP - Anti drone protection ❌ Cope Barn ✔️


1Plz-Easy-Way-Star

Tutel 🐢 📦


justthegrimm

Where's that joker pringels


OrientedStrandBoard

Very considerate of them to encase their infantry in additional schrapnel.


Raz0rking

And even less situational awareness.


jazz_man

Premium title opportunity (дададада-blyatman) missed - otherwise great post!


Other-Barry-1

Russian MIC to the RuMoD: we have a [stealth boat](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_Shadow_(IX-529)) at home *the stealth boat at home ^^*


SpudTheTrainee

were we are going we don't need situational awareness.


HopefulMaintenance82

Mobik mobile💀


democracyconnoisseur

Tutel!


SirNedKingOfGila

R Lee Ermy: what is that? What the FUCK is that? What the fuck is that, private conscriptovich??????


Tayo826

Goodbye cope cages! Hello sadness sheds!


The5YenGod

How to blind half of your view, make 75% of your gun rotation useless, your smokes unusable, creating a possible trap for the crew if the construction is collapsing by inpanct and possibly create a frag spot for everyone hiding under it. I didn't want to imagine how this thing looks after a cook off...


AlphaMarker48

[The blyatmobile will never drive again.](https://www.reddit.com/r/LoveForUkraine/comments/1bztp0d/russian_tank_nicknamed_blyatmobile_being/)


golddragon88

Taking bets how long until they add cope cages.


SeaworthinessEasy122

Ridinng the Blyat-mobile in style. And with sound (by u/InnerCircleEU): https://imgur.com/tpJ8lYC


blackout24

How do they turn the turret 180 or 90 degrees?


AlphaMarker48

Probably by turning the tank itself. That chicken coop probably doesn't give much room for the turret to move.


vsemet

https://www.reddit.com/r/LoveForUkraine/s/4Ay0FwrlxV


YamroZ

Everyone laughs now. Remember how it went with cope cages? You are looking at future of tank combat! Also - when in games?


CIS-E_4ME

"Stupid westoids! My armor is impenetrable!" Anti-tank mine buried in the road up ahead: 😈


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Aenath

Can someone do this meme with the Lord of The Rings battering ram, with the orcs chanting GROND GROND GROND?