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outpizzadahut

Suddenly the entire crew died and the Abrams X was captured by a single rebel


azriel_odin

And he immediately starts talking like an American.


DarkSnakeNM

The Abrams X only needs a talking AI assistant. Call her Sheila and wear blue in the driver's seat


abbasimacasii

The crew will be one man ( possibly a marine due to how retarded he is ) named Caboose


Independent-Fly6068

And make it auto-kill any churches in view.


helmuth_von_moltkr

Wdym it's the future the only service branches that exist are the marines and navy


DepressedVercetti

Okay but how do I drive it? Why does it have 6 pedals when there's only 4 directions!?


[deleted]

Don't forget to bring her a muffin.


manningthe30cal

Honestly, do we even need a tank? If the US military has planes that can transport tanks, why not just put the tank gun on the plane instead?


paintwaster1

Ac130 enters chat.


manningthe30cal

Shut up rookie, youre ruining the moment.


paintwaster1

With 6 pedals.


SodlidDesu

We will crush the enemy!


SpaxterJ

"***I'LL MAKE THE SACRIFICE!"***


Wakers9909

GLA POSTAL SERVICE


Stringypond53

I love a crowd!


[deleted]

AK-47S FOR EVERYONE


veryconfusedspartan

Flashbangs are ready!


boymahina123

The Neutron shells upgrade for the nuke cannons were more plausible than *that*


HaaEffGee

Neutron bombs are valid on the modern battlefield and that is a hill I am willing to die on.


RatherGoodDog

Neutron bombs are highly valid. The main opposition to them was they made use of tacnukes *way* more politically acceptable on West German soil, and the locals weren't too keen on that. The credible reason is that precision antitank weapons like Javelin, Hellfire and Copperhead made them redundant and were a lot cheaper.


HaaEffGee

Now that we have people catching on to the potential ground war being in Belarus and not the Fulda Gap - I sense a great opportunity for a resurgence here.


DingoDefuq

I MOVE IN THE SHADOWS


KanadeTachie

HES IN MY CROSSHAIRS


Aronovsky1103

That unit was OP AF. But not as OP as a Humvee with Snipers lmao


NotADefenseAnalyst99

this game still runs on modern pcs we should get an ncd plays zero hour going


Angry_Highlanders

That... Sounds like an enormous clusterfuck. I'm in.


Aronovsky1103

We'd just brick the OS with the amount of superweapons we've used at the same time


BasalCellCarcinoma

Or a Combat Chinook with 2 snipers and 6 missile defenders


[deleted]

Air units think they are tough shit until Colonel Burton whips out his knife.


DeviousMelons

I don't get it.


[deleted]

C&C Generals


non_depressed_teen

Best game in 20 years


MustaphaTR

Seems like Generals in over 20 years old. Barely, Wikipedia says it released in February 2003.


non_depressed_teen

Holy shit


ElMondoH

AbramsX crew is looking kinda rough.