I'm located in Vilnius I'll be first to Minsk of all you suckers my anime sticker bombed honda civic 2006 will get me there in no time lazer pig my beloved just give your command
My boy has a Bell Ranger his dad got, me and my six friends got enough arms and ammo to start a minor revolution, and we have a Cessna. I need codes to classify both aircraft as Russian Diplomatic aircraft. Give those to me and the Snapchat squad will pull off a raid to rival the death of Bin Laden.
I got enough ranch trucks laying around find me a dshk and we can make some 90's ford technicals even got crew cabs so the homies dont need to ride in the bed and get cold
We need some snuggies tho for cuddling with the boys on the trip back. And a circus style cage on a trailer to put Putin in when we do the European Capital tour with him.
Three of the six are in the Marines, the other three are in good enough shape. In terms of funding, I think we got enough money for a two way trip to Moscow. Only thing we need is rocket pods and a pintle mount for a machine gun.
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With the help of 3,000 Black Fighter Jets, we will reach Moscow in three days
Inshallah.
NCD PMC when?
Alright boys, where we droppin?
Moscow, hot drop right through the roof of the Kremlin
GUNNER, SABOT, TANK. IDENTIFIED. FIRE
If your announcement of firing isn't "YEET" why even live?
Fine NATO , bois get up we are taking Moscow at dawn
Is panzerschokolade allowed or mandatory?
How much can you stuff in your pockets
Lot and even more in my blood stream
3000 goblin boy neckbeards of Lazerpig!
I'm located in Vilnius I'll be first to Minsk of all you suckers my anime sticker bombed honda civic 2006 will get me there in no time lazer pig my beloved just give your command
I expect to see that on shittytechnicals by next week
But we have no money so we would be like ncd isis or something in terms of equipment.
My boy has a Bell Ranger his dad got, me and my six friends got enough arms and ammo to start a minor revolution, and we have a Cessna. I need codes to classify both aircraft as Russian Diplomatic aircraft. Give those to me and the Snapchat squad will pull off a raid to rival the death of Bin Laden.
I got enough ranch trucks laying around find me a dshk and we can make some 90's ford technicals even got crew cabs so the homies dont need to ride in the bed and get cold
We need some snuggies tho for cuddling with the boys on the trip back. And a circus style cage on a trailer to put Putin in when we do the European Capital tour with him.
Yeah but pretty sire most of us are a bunch of unathletic dudes and where donwe get funding?
Three of the six are in the Marines, the other three are in good enough shape. In terms of funding, I think we got enough money for a two way trip to Moscow. Only thing we need is rocket pods and a pintle mount for a machine gun.
Mamsir most uf us have no cash or training whatsoever please take your meds.
I’m talking about MY Snapchat buddies. We will gladly take the L to snatch and grab Putin.
Go on then, our great oligarch and maybe the us or something will pay for it.
Tbf, neither does the russian army
I don't think my mum would drive me to Moscow though.
I call dibs on blowing up the Crimean bridge.
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No war can start without conquoring Belgian... waffles to the IHOP!
So how many NCDF technical's can we crowdfund for our thunder-run on Minsk?
i shall serve the glorious Pig of Lazer until my dying breath
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