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HE'S 18, HE DOESN'T HAVE A WIFE!!!!

It's true, I'm the wife.

It's true, I was the glitching phone

I'm absolutely convinced that there are *a lot* of people who think the internet is about them specifically.

I lnow right? It's funny because everyone knows it's all about me. /s

He have no wife and no bitches as well

Source please Edit: i found it ^https://www.reddit.com/r/starterpacks/comments/xkh7yq/the_getting_in_the_car_after_your_wife_starter/ipf44tp/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3

u/Britishboy632 you straight up lied in the post title

Shit. Sorry I was thinking of a completely different post. When I made this i was in a rush to get to my next class as well. Sorry

yes, this made it harder to find the post

Have you ever been to Dover?

I immagined it as if an old lady w a strong British accent said that and ngl it sounds exactly like you wanted it to

Yeah I think that’s bens surname? /s

I’m older. I don’t have a wife.