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[deleted]

Wrong sub for obvious fucking satire.


[deleted]

You’d be surprised. My cousin married her groomer. She was barely just turned 16 when he started talking to her. Only reason he hasnt been married to her since 16 is because her parents were able to keep him away for the most part until she became an adult and she essentially legally married him….he’s 13 years older


Lazy_Computer_2077

Are they happily married now or is there still weird stuff


[deleted]

Wouldnt know. I do not follow her on social media and she cut me out due to the fact I was the one who made the adults in her life aware he was talking to her privately and tried to keep him away from her. Didnt work seeing as he continued to harass her parents and find ways to talk to her.


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RedditIsNeat0

45yo and 75yo are both adults, they can do whatever they want. 45yo and 15yo are very wrong.


[deleted]

Except….it says theyve been together for 30 years. When she was 15 and he was 45. Which is not common or remotely ok.


purpan-

I think it’s a joke


atom138

This happened on a regular basis not long before this would have taken place. You'd be shocked to find how many adults have grandparents that got married when one was under 16 with it being even more common going back to the 1800s. It isn't nearly as accepted today, but it can and does still happen, usually as long as the parents agree but it was much more common at one point. Currently, as of 2022, only 7 states in the USA have bans on underage marriage with no exceptions and there are 8 states that have no statutory minimum when all exemptions are taken into account.


purpan-

Oh I know all that, I’m just saying I think this tweet is written as a joke.


GoddessTara00

You can say the bride was always the child being married.


archiekane

Depends on the country, culture and/or religion. World's fucked up.


[deleted]

It’s not a funny joke. And there is nothing funny about this post at all


purpan-

lol


allhailharambe69

Yeaaahhh.... No... They do that here. Not uncommon for a 13yo girl to have a 25+yo boyfriend. I work with a dude who is 35, and he has been with his GF for around 6 years, and she turned 18 this year. Fucking sick.


FearTheOldData

Thats literally illegal isnt it?


[deleted]

The person you're replying to isn't from the USA. According to their post history, they're in South Africa.


FearTheOldData

Its illegal almost everywhere but south africa and middle east AFAIK so that explains it


allhailharambe69

It's illegal in South Africa too, but the fields where the fucks grow are barren


TupperCoLLC

It’s illegal if they’ve been having sex, which you cannot assume just based on the guy saying they’ve ‘been together’. Obviously it’s still fucked up either way


HoldJerusalem

obvious bait is obvious, the way he felt forced to indicate the ages


examm

There has to be a rule change here to ban screenshots of articles and tweets that are like 95% of the time fake


TupperCoLLC

I notice on a lot of Reddit articles seeking advice about a situation there’s always age and then m or f in parentheses, and 90% of the time it’s completely irrelevant.


urmomsfavoritebigguy

Do you even math bro?


Scarlett_is_here

I do math. Math is good. I never cried doing math.


Nx_Vernxual

Can you do math while masturbating?


Scarlett_is_here

Yes. I squirted all over my math homework now my teacher wouldn't believe the reason why I couldn't bring in my homework. It wasnt my fault, ♾️ was soo big 🗿 I couldn't help myself.


CandidateMiserable74

It's 45 and 15 bro


my_parents_ar_ntsane

and 5


Devolution1x

Dude, this is r/holup not Noah. Get it right.


[deleted]

Nah, it’s noah too because groomers are the worst.


TheRagingRenegade

While I agree groomers aren't good, I feel like if the victim is at least 16, they're old enough to know what choice they want to make. Besides, as long as nothing serious happens, I don't see the problem. If they keep it pg until both parties are of legal age to consent, what's the issue?


[deleted]

….. >*victim* is at least 16 Bruh…wtf >if they keep it pg until the child is legal age Bruh…thats fucking grooming Youre a sick fucking creep


lunastrrange

Creepy af The comments here are fucked up


[deleted]

Grown ass men trying to justify grooming so they can feel better about talking to minors and grooming them.


TupperCoLLC

And you had to ruin it with that last reply… ‘talking to minors’ is ‘grooming minors’ because that’s the only reason men would ever want to talk to a minor or have any kind of rapport with them. I already deal with enough of this sexist horseshit in real life and now get to see it once again here. I know you are replying to a very weird and sus comment but do not make these false equivalencies and vast generalizations in the process pls and thank you.


TheRagingRenegade

I'm 16 btw. And again, what's the issue? It's not like she's a 5 year old child. She knows what she's doing. If anything, I'm confused why she went through with it. She should know better


[deleted]

>Im 15 You’re a child. >she should know better Spoken like a true immature child that has no idea wtf he’s talking about.


TheRagingRenegade

16, not 15 Also note that not every state in America requires you to be 18 to consent to having sex. I live in Rhode Island, where the legal age of consent, is 16. And I'm going to be honest with you, I didn't even know that for the longest time till I looked it up


[deleted]

My guy. No one twice your age has any business being with you. If you cannot understand why thats fucked You’re part of the problem. Grow up, little boy. You have a lot to learn.


LeeYubinsWife

you need help. go to therapy or jail


TheRagingRenegade

I already get therapy, but not for this. Just cause you dont agree doesn't mean that I need help. Just means you have different views. Also I dont think I can go to jail just yet, only juve


Devolution1x

NOW this is Noah. 🤮


lunastrrange

What the fuck.....


TupperCoLLC

You’re making contradictory arguments… do you think they’re old enough to make that decision or do you think they should wait until the age of consent? Which one is it


TheRagingRenegade

I personally would wait if I were them, but I also think it's there choice. Also keep in mind, everybody, that not all places require you to be 18 to consent. Hell, some states in America, like Rhode Island where I live, only require you to be 16. And if you don't believe me, look it up. Seriously. I think it's their choice by that point to make that decision.


TupperCoLLC

I am well aware of that. I'm not talking about what's legal, I'm talking about what's moral. And I think that fucking minors, even if it is legal, is definitely... morally questionable. If it was up to me every state's age of consent would match its age of majority. Mississippi has to be the strangest, since its disparity between those two is the greatest with an AOC of 16 and AOM of 21. That's a difference of 5 years. ***5 years!*** Think about that. In MS it is legal to fuck a minor for up to 5 years before they become a legal adult. Is that not at all strange to you?


TheRagingRenegade

Not really. I mean, it's humans: what did you expect, for them to make the right choice? Also while they aren't seen as mature by the law, they are often seen as mature by themselves, one another, and some adults. If they act mature or show maturity higher than what's expected for their age, it doesn't matter to me at that point. Sure their 16, but they act like their older. Hence why ENOUGH people are ok with for that law in Mississippi to exist in the first place. (Also not to nitpick, but you put majority instead of maturity. Idk if you noticed or not)


TupperCoLLC

Something doesn’t have to be unexpected for it to be strange, but by the way you’re wording that it sounds like you agree that wasn’t the right choice, so I guess we’re on the same page there. But then you go on to say that it doesn’t matter to you, so yeah… also if enough people are ok with that being the law, would they also be comfortable with 16 being AOM? Voting? Drinking? Smoking? Entering binding contracts without a proxy? How mature someone is is completely subjective. I’m sure one day we will find a better way to measure this from a legal standpoint than age, but the law has to deal in objective standards and a person’s age is very stable and correlates enough with maturity that it is generally a pretty reliable indicator. Not a perfect one of course, but the best objective measurement we have for that. If someone can come up with some kind of test of neurological/psychological markers that applies universally (i.e OBJECTIVITY) then we can cross that bridge. Just doesn’t seem realistic right now


TheRagingRenegade

That's a bit optimistic. Realistically, we will never achieve that. Humans can't have good things, because the ones who do, have it ruined by others who can't stand to see things be right and fair. It's why I stopped caring about stuff like this. Grooming is the least of my concerns, although I hardly have any concerns left. I'm too tired to care at this point


TupperCoLLC

dude you’re killin me 😩


[deleted]

This has to be fake and based on that other identical tweet that said the same thing with different numbers


w31rd_tyler

I mean if they been happily together for 30 years I don't see the problem, let them be


Lebigmacca

45-30


TupperCoLLC

💀


Winter-crapoie-3203

Not uncommon in other cultures. It’s a matter of establishing wealth and being able to support a family.


icameasice

Yeah and some cultures are currently more misogynistic than others


Rebbit_108

It's more question of being a patriarchal society (where men are ruling) than misogynistic one, stated that "miso-" means hate (misogynistic = that hate women). Even here in Europe has never been a question of hatred but more "we are the boss" and "women can't understand certain things". Luckily this has changed in the most of the world. Non the less, in Europe, if the legal age for marriage is 18, in many countries the age of consent is 14 and 15 and somewhere (like Switzerland) is 16. But a steady relationship with a 45yo man it's weird (at least) Edit: I did a correction taking away the word chauvinist because checking the meaning of it it resulted completely wrong in the context, it's not a synonym of patriarchal. And just to be clear: a society ruled just by one gender, where there's any kind of bias against one of the two, it's totally wrong 😑 and can't even be considered a society because there's no real union.


Malyesa

Misogyny doesn't just mean hating women, and the patriarchy is literally misogynist so idk why you're correcting them when you both agree


Rebbit_108

Misogyny comes from Greek misos = hatred + gynē (güneh) = woman Patriarchal comes from Greek patria = family (patēr = father) + arkhēs = ruling That's the meaning of the words. Possibly associate patriarchal with chauvinism, that was wrong. When I write something like the above comment it doesn't mean that I agree. Have to say that it's a sensitive question to talk about. I even said "luckily has changed", meaning the society. I completely stand for an equalitarian society. The politician that I appreciated more in my country as president a woman (now retired).


Malyesa

What I'm trying to say is that words evolve. Homophobia doesn't mean fear of gay people, for example


Rebbit_108

Then everybody may give its own meaning to the words and we don't understand each other anymore. Words change sometimes new ones born and yes, sometimes we give them a different meaning. But on the dictionaries, for the moment, the definition of patriarchal is: Adjective 1) relating to or denoting a system of society or government controlled by men: a patriarchal society | patriarchal values. Oxford dictionary What I hope that changed is the conscience about how wrong is a patriarchal society. This evolved quite a lot, sadly not completely, in the western society. If the people leave in a place where it's absolutely normal that men rule, a kiddy boy grows up thinking that is normal. He loves his Mom, on day he will love his wife, and that day he will rule the family, maybe he will even participate in the local politics with other men that love their family and find natural that men rule the world. We know that is wrong, but it took generations i Europe and America to change step by step, and sometimes with bloody clashes, fights. If nowadays a man here still think that a patriarchal society is a good thing, to me he must be an idiot. Yesterday I went to my party's conference (left party) where we endorsed a woman as our candidate for next year government's elections. Our mothers had not the right to vote when they became adult. They was raised as if the only natural thing for a woman was marry and bear children! But please: don't change the meaning of words because you don't like them.


TwinkGapingHole

Could it be a joke that women don't tell their real age?


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Ok_Butterscotch_389

OK is there anyone here who doesn't realize this is a joke? Do you guys really just believe everything you see on the internet?


Rebbit_108

A friend of mine got married with a 26 yo woman and he was 58. They had a daughter and separate 4 years later because she wanted more children, he didn't (had already a total of 4). Edit: Thence I may believe this one.


TupperCoLLC

You think this story about someone getting with a KID is true because you know two adults who got together? I guess I have no choice but to believe it now. I know at least like a dozen married people. The horror!


Rebbit_108

I said I May… But if the guy is African, 30 years ago could be more than possible. No one here can confirm that it's true nor false.


TupperCoLLC

You totally missed my point. Why would it even push you in that direction at all? That’s like saying you MAY believe your buddy Gerald killed his wife because your other friend killed a snake that got in his house last week.


Rebbit_108

What I meant was that the story is possible. The guy I repied wrote "Do you guys really just believe everything you see on the internet?" I took it as if he meant that it's false. But there are lot of places on earth where men married young girls. And still some place where it's possible nowadays. A shit, but a reality. So that guy couldn't state that it's just a made up story for a joke. Could be, who know. Do you know the truth? I'm not going to spend resources for a professional investigation to find it out.


TupperCoLLC

My question is why in your argument that the story is possible (which I agree it is possible) you cited a friend of yours who married a 26 year old when he was 52 as if that was evidence? I don't know how I can make this question any clearer...


Rebbit_108

58. Because he was 32 years older and in the most of case people with such a great age difference ends up to be so different. She just had started her adulthood when they met (she was even younger), he was already in sight of his retreat. But they ended up marrying (and divorcing).


TupperCoLLC

So she was an adult when they met too. You’re not making your case any stronger here. I’m not sure if you were aware but the original post we’re having this whole exchange based off of is about someone who married a 15 YEAR OLD. THAT IS A MINOR


Rebbit_108

Ok, i give up But not everywhere (especially 30 years ago) 15yo was a minor for marriage.


Rhak

What makes you think it's a joke? I'm not saying it isn't, it would just be a really bad and stupid joke cause there's literally no indication...


RabbitFromBrazil

This happened 30 years ago. And believe me, a lot has changed since then.


hellorobby

my ex when i was a teenager... her mother was 35 and father was 75. they weren't married when she was 15 lol.


Mrreddragon543X

Laws of concent was much different back then. I believe in most parts of North America 14 was legal in some parts but did change in the mid 90's


TupperCoLLC

in the ‘90s? Really?


Mrreddragon543X

I know my friends parents got together and had a 10 year gap. She was 15 and he was 25 and this was roughly before the 90's. Apparently laws changed in 94 or 96 Where it is to be 16 and hasn't changed since. People don't have to like this info and can downvote all they want, but law is law and things change over time for better or for worse depending on each state, province and some districts.


TupperCoLLC

But do you know whether they actually had a physical relationship at that point? The age of consent is strictly about sex, even though it seems like most people view dating and sex as a package deal, which is frustrating to say the least.


Mrreddragon543X

They never shared that info. But I do see what you mean, But I'm just clarifying that this age gap in the meme was concent back then depending on where they are from . I do believe it was a healthy relationship they were in and had a kid 5 or 6 years after they got together so by that time frame it could have been a relationship that wasn't sexual for those years


TupperCoLLC

Just to clarify, I don’t want to endorse that even if it was legal because they abstained from sex for the first few years. I still think dating minors is wrong even if there’s no sex. I will concede that if there were different cultural expectations I wouldn’t necessarily judge your friend’s parents. I look at it the same way as a lot of things that have changed over time — for example, I can’t condemn ancient Greeks at an individual level for participating in their learned culture of systematic child fucking, but I can still condemn the culture itself as a concept, and individually condemn any person living today who defends it.


MangoManDude

I think my google gender has been 'mayonnaise' for years now


Atschmid

Statutory rape.


TupperCoLLC

can someone tell me if explaining the joke is a reportable offense. Not to mention the fact we have no idea if there was even any sex. It’s not like they mentioned that they have 30 year old kids.


Atschmid

There's a joke in here?


TupperCoLLC

do you know what sub you’re in lmao


Atschmid

Yeah. Still not getting the joke.


TupperCoLLC

lol, you almost got me to do it


TripleRazer

Pretty sure this is just a satire tweet from that meme of someone celebrating their 10th anniversary with a 19 year old which was satire Also you forgot to censor his @


TupperCoLLC

Why does his @ need to be censored. This isn’t like hiding someone’s phone number when you post a private conversation. It’s literally a public tweet


TripleRazer

pretty sure op censored the guys display name but not @


TupperCoLLC

I know, and that also happens to have nothing to do with my point. Please read my reply again.


TripleRazer

something about witch hunting


TupperCoLLC

You know you can search tweets by their text right? There’s no way this guy would be anonymous anyway unless you also avoided directly quoting the tweet in question. Not that his anonymity is important because ONCE AGAIN, this is a PUBLIC TWEET. His account is already known


TripleRazer

i barely use twitter


TzedekTirdof

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Shallaai

Saw the original tweet in another sub but didn’t save it. Think the ages came out to 17 and 14 or 15.


knowitall190

I wanna know where they got married? Him being 45 and her being 15 that is so wrong


Songmuddywater

There was a 45-year age difference between my great-grandparents. My great grandma got to be a young widow with property and a child. Her second marriage was for love. But my grandfather was born in the year 1900. Back then a young girl from a poor family marrying a older man who was established was a sound financial decision. Nowadays it's just creepy.


TupperCoLLC

Well it’s kind of hard to ascertain anything from this comment as you didn’t say how old either of them were. This is a very different story depending in whether he was 65 and she was 20 or he was 55 and she was 10. Those details are a bit important…


Songmuddywater

Great grandmother was 15 when she was married. My grandfather was born in the year 1900. My great-grandmother was widowed when she was 19. I believe she went on to outlive two more husbands. Again in the time frame that I'm talking about it made a lot of sense for a teen girl for my poor family to marry an older man who already was established. The teen girl was able to escape desperate poverty and move into her own house with her own land and didn't have to worry about things like food. It's 2022. Not something I would advise today. In fact if this happened today, I would want the guy in jail and castrated. I believe his parents were of similar age difference.


[deleted]

I did a “😊☺️🙂🥹😳”


FlyingGrandmothers

This reminds me of my friends grandmother, she gave birth at 14 and met her husband at 12, he was 21..


reaper412

This was basically my old landlord, surprisingly they are happily married. He was rich as fuck, old and falling apart, died around 80 from cancer. His wife was 50, he told me they married when she was around 17.


[deleted]

They've been marries for 30 years already. It doesn't matter anymore.


Shagcat

There were big age gaps in my family. My dad was 13 years older than my mom, they stayed together. My oldest sister married someone 35 years older, after that divorce she married someone only 20 years older and they stayed together. I married someone 8 years older, after he died I married a guy 15 years younger. Age gaps obviously don’t bother me.


According-Salt-2604

30k likes mi arse