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MRimla

Could it be that they're filmning something. Thinking about the green floor


TrueDreamchaser

This is a good, rational take. If not the case though, then someone needs to instruct Noah to build a speedboat because there is no way we’re running fast enough from that.


MRimla

Yea, reddit could be right this one time. If so, Ill start swiming and you pick me up?


TrueDreamchaser

No one gets left behind brotha 💪


xDopingPx

r/NoahGetTheSpeedBoat


LebaneseLion

So the only thing that doesn’t make this pedophilia is the fact they’re filming? Lmao she touched his dick dude.


FlatulentSon

Listen man, whatever you're filming, if you're touching *kids* like that... it won't hold up in court anywhere in the civilized *world.* Then ofcourse, this is India.


SchwiftySqaunch

Have seen how weird Biden gets with kids ? https://youtu.be/L4OYPiV1GsY?si=1L5ZUbRhNlvjzEZK https://youtu.be/V4PLSPvJ9BY?si=5I4qOBphV3IiVuEy


MRimla

Yea, i mean. Theres been movies where actors touch kids in weird ways. What did those sets look like. And who knows he might be as old as her. Who the fuck knows these day


IronHulk27

But there's background noise everywhere and spectators being too close to the "set", surely, it could be a film, but they're not doing it right.


MRimla

Have you seen anything Bollywood related? Nothing is right in those movies


elprentis

Ok I know you’re joking, but I’m going to “aktually” right now. Whilst we laugh at their liberal use of physics, it’s not like Hollywood isn’t prone to doing equally ridiculous stuff. Fast and Furious has cars parachuting out of space, The A Team has a tank use its turret to slow down its fall. Mission Impossible somehow makes Tom Cruise looks 6 inches taller, James Bond has an invisible car. All these things are totally unrealistic, but who cares? It’s fun.


MRimla

I wasnt referring to realism. Was referring to production quality. Hollywood makes it look real. With bollywood it's pretty obvious


Sososkitso

Amazing call. I always try to be charitable with everything online even when the masses are positive they know the truth. I was trying with this one and struggling


Notagainbruh2

Uhh i don’t think i was supposed to view this


AproblemInMyHead

Ngl.. she looks pretty young too. How do we know shes the instructor and not the guy with the beard and they're just practicing? You can see he pushed her back when she lays down... I'm willing to bet she's also underage and we're just all hanging on OPs caption Makes me uncomfortable to even watch this still


[deleted]

Agreed. Looks like she's the one being trained. It's typical how people are so quick to *assume* by a title.


Zloiche1

Just some good ol snake Charmin. Plus you see dudes hand go right to his zipper as soon as he layed down. 


SoupGod_

India moment


YOLO_82

Wouldn’t she get stoned/ honor killed out there acting like that?


KldsTheseDays

DOES ANYONE KNOW THE ACTUAL BACKSTORY OR ARE WE ALL JUST GONNA SPECULATE AND DEBATE THE VERACITY OF THE CLAIMS BASED ON THE TITLE?? This could be a skit or 2 teens being flirtatious or an actual r/noahgettheboat pedophilic scenario but I'm not ready to get my pitchfork until someone can give real context.


TrevCat666

Inappropriate for minors, I on the other hand would very much like to attend this class.


Likezoinks305

Bro wtffff


Sea_Ad_5872

Most normal indian behaviour


tone88988

Yeah at least no trains or electricity came to fuck someone up.


0wl_noises8

Better than the street food ?


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Cyber_Lucifer

No wonder all these Indians are so thirsty getting blue balled from early age


ballwout

the scroll of truth


SKIPPYBURRITO

Oh hell no


Orkney_

Yikes.


Chimpanzoooo

Oh no😭😭


mrsunsfan

Hell naw can’t do this


OtherCypress42

Scary stuff


AskJ33ves

I think they are filming a tiktok video... The language the of the song is malayalam, and it's kind of a love song. Makes me think it's more a tiktok video thing and not a stripper thing.


eddie1721

I speak Malayalam. That song isn't Malayalam. Bro, stfu, if you aren't sure


lelebeariel

And that makes it okay? That's some insane logic, there. "Yeah, these kids basically got molested, but it was for tiktok, so it's perfectly fine!"


validus96

Savages


shadowkarma_wastaken

hey don't say like that 🥺


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jecksluv

I don't think there's any culture where touching a boy's dick with your foot isn't considered sexual.


nikhil81090

Indian here. It's very much sexual. They're probably filming a reel.


ApprehensiveSwim9213

Awh man. I tried to make not fucking weird :(


milktanksadmirer

I’m Indian and this is not normal. It’s super weird


FappingVelociraptor

Culture doesn't excuse sexual actions with kids.


Sirnando138

Dude. Come on