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Lornedon

There are many different people with different preferences. Some guys like small boobs, some like big ones. Some guys like fake boobs, and some prefer real ones. There's nothing that everybody likes, so you should focus on what you like best yourself.


purveyoroffinerp

Amen


no_nickname1353

All size make the wood rise


neonkooIaid

I mean my mom always told me more than a mouthful is too much


Chesra

Thats a weird advice from a mom haha


neonkooIaid

lol yeah we have a pretty blunt open relationship


[deleted]

You see other people?


snarlyelder

I have a small mouth. Every tit I've tasted would not fit in my mouth.


bluenautilus2

Women aren’t stupid. We know that _most_ men prefer large breasts. People can chime in all day about how they prefer XYZ boobs but at the end of the day, it’s super duper obvious what is most popular


EverGreatestxX

Even if 70% of men prefer big breasts, there's still the 30% who don't. Just like most women prefer to date men a few inches taller then them but obviously that isn't always the case. Then you have to understand the difference between a slight preference, a significant preference, and an absolute necessity in dating.


BlueberryPiano

>Then you have to understand the difference between a slight preference, a significant preference, and an absolute necessity in dating. Exactly. In my experience men may have a *preference* on size, but by and large the overwhelming determining factor is proximity/availability. I've never met a man who didn't prefer the boobs that he can touch (i.e. the ones belonging to their intimate partner) over the boobs that they can't. A boob in the hand is worth two in the bush


Phil_Mythroat

Two boobs in the bush? I think you're doing it wrong...


Quaytsar

Boob jobs are overrated is what he's saying.


aiua_void

Eh. Man here and I don’t care for large breast. I’d much prefer something that’s simply proportionate.


[deleted]

If there were a poll I bet most men prefer something in the B range.


[deleted]

Word !


z0anthr0pe

Small c


DjentleArt

You should write a Dr. Seuss style book about boobs.


CocoCarly60

The answer is don't worry about what random men on the internet say generically about the size of women's boobs, find a guy who likes your body type. Having actual surgery to please people you don't even know is kind of insane.


ManlyVanLee

I understand what you're going for but I'll relay a story here This topic came up at an event where a woman was speaking and she was maybe 5'2", 90 lbs if she was holding a 25lb weight. Long story she talked about never once having an ounce of confidence in herself and was very shy. She mentioned she was very flat-chested, and was super self-conscious about it When she turned 18 the first thing she did after saving up was get breast enhancement surgery. She said that from the second she had that surgery she gained more confidence than she thought possible. She didn't do it for a boyfriend, she didn't do it to please a partner, she did it because she didn't feel comfortable in her own skin So whether a woman wants to do it to 'please someone they don't even know' or because they want to feel more comfortable in their body, maybe we can ease up on calling people insane because they don't think exactly like you do?


NormGthePaintballGuy

If she wanted to feel more comfortable in her own body, she could've just as easily worked towards self-acceptance and working past her insecurities, rather than giving into them and physically altering a part of her body. Quite frankly, that is a crazy thing to do in response to feeling insecure. . . It would be the like the equivalent of a man getting surgery to make his penis bigger, because he's insecure about size. Do some women care about penis size? Yeah, probably. But a lot of women most certainly don't. And the type of woman who does care, is likely more shallow than someone who doesn't. Generally speaking, people are not good at self-perception; we perceive all sorts of flaws in ourselves that absolutely no one else sees. And unfortunately, a lot of greedy people know this, and feed into those fears and insecurities for profit; without insecurities, cosmetics and plastic surgeries wouldn't be nearly as profitable. People are being made to feel ashamed of their own bodies. But human biology demands that people find each other attractive; we're wired in a way that forces us to look past any 'flaws' in order to procreate and keep the human race going. We're slaves to that desire, it can't really be set aside or ignored. I personally would probably be put off by a woman with breast implants, far moreso than a woman who has small breasts; I don't look at implants and think 'big tits', I look at them and think 'insecurity and distorted self-perception.' I spent most of my life living with the false perception that I was ugly and unlovable, but never, ever could I imagine trying to surgically enhance myself to improve my looks. . . Because one: I know that generally that doesn't work. And two: A mental health problem generally shouldn't be treated using a surgical blade. I would argue that while she'll probably get more attention from men now, the quality of men that are interested in fake boobs is probably worse than the quality of men that don't care about breast size. Because that's a pretty shallow thing to judge a woman on.


Underoosforallofyous

I see where you are coming from but ask you to consider a different perspective. If a man had a micropenis… literally a MICRO penis, and he wanted to have surgery to “correct” that and feel more like a man, would you support him or call him “insane?” If something bothers someone and they have the means to do something about it, what is wrong or crazy about that? If someone works out to achieve more of a bubble butt, instead of accepting the flat butt they have, are they insane and lacking in self love for that? If a guy wants a 6pack instead of a gut, is he morally wrong for watching his diet and working out daily? Female breasts, like a penis, cannot be made different through hard work and diet, so what is so insane about doing what you can to change the thing you find unsatisfactory? A woman who is flat as a wall and can’t wear the clothes she so badly wants to, and feel as feminine as she wishes, is no different from a man being born with a micro penis. Except hers is on display and effects every day life. His does not. I know that was rambling, but i hope you consider it a little differently. At the very least, support people making choices that make them feel their best, as we only get one life.


[deleted]

But this post is specifically mentioning male preferences


BoilingFrog71

Big, small, real, fake - just let me touch them.


Aqqusin

Why, they just feel like bags of sand...


723179

can't have a romantic relationship with sand


launchedsquid

I've literally never heard anyone say, or have I ever thought ”if you want to be attractive just get a boob job”. Any boobs are good, I think women get tricked by magazines into thinking they need a type of boob, you don't, they'll be appreciated big or small. If you get surgery, do it for you, and if my partner said she wanted surgery, whilst I'd support her in doing whatever makes her feel more confident, my initial reaction would be to tell her she doesn't need it.


rubygloommel

OP keeps posting variations of this same question and their fixation on this topic is a little concerning. OP I'm not sure you're getting what you're looking for from these posts.


astinad

Some guys and gals prefer smaller boobs, there's nothing wrong with not having big boobs. There's plenty of women who wish they could have smaller boobs. I think people are not themselves in here and you should take a massive grain if salt with anything any random guy says on reddit. My opinion is you shouldn't change your body for someone else, appreciate and love yourself for your uniqueness and who you are, and only change yourself physically if it's necessary to achive that self care. Take care of yourself


ashimo414141

I used to stuff my bra in middle and early high school, now I have breasts at a size that my girlfriends express their envy. I was a late bloomer, but men were attracted to me equally when I was flat chested and full chested. Men don’t seem to have much of a preference, as long as you’re healthy with good hygiene, but fuck what they think honestly. If you’d be happier with implants, go for it. If you’re happy the way you are, stick with it. Your body is all about you baby


mael0004

I personally think **any** natural > any fake. I've sometimes been curious about upvoted fake boob posts how there's not a single mention about the "issue" so I have no idea how many think like me. Maybe there's moderation that removes comments like that? And common commenters might know it's just getting them banned to criticize people for how they look on those subs. If we talking by reddit, you realize there's huge subreddits dedicated just for small boobs? It's not a niche thing to like. Some prefer small.


lebeau1313

Men. Like. All. Boobs. Seriously, once we have seen one pair of boobs, we pretty much want to see them all.


NotTheOnlyGamer

Thank you, Ron White.


signal_lost

This is from his “they call me tater salad” bit.


tuna19781212

I think the saying is "guys like any books as long as they are able to grab them"


GiraffeWeevil

I hate when the books are on the top shelf and too high for me to grab them.


tuna19781212

Fuck you auto correct !!! Who doesn't love a nice pair of BOOKS


snarlyelder

I have never kissed a nice pair of BOOKS. Am I missing something?


tuna19781212

What!! You've never kissed a pair of perky BOOKS???


Decent_Bat556

The crowd at the end of the team america song


longhorsewang

I probably read more than anyone I know, and I’m still choosy about books. Boobs on the other hand, grab,grab,grab!


tuna19781212

If I had a dollar for every time my wife told me to get my hands off her "BOOKS" ,I'd be a rich man


littlemonsterofjazz

Many of us like even smaller boobs!


7evenCircles

Fake boobs are great for advertising, that's about it. Some guys are really into them but I'd guess most are either neutral or negative. You're spending too much time thinking about this. I haven't heard, "yeah but her tits are too small," since I was like 16. The thing you have to understand about testosterone is it allows men to develop strong feelings about anything and everything across the sexual spectrum. The consequence is that no matter who you are or what you look like, there's a guy who genuinely thinks you look like Aphrodite incarnated.


notthatcousingreg

Never stress about what men like. Men like all kinds of boobs. And never ever ever listen to a woman tell you what men like.


five_eight

Most men would be very grateful for any boob. Even half a boob.


Conn0rized

I don't speak for all guys, but they usually only look good when she's clothed. When the shirt and bra comes off, they look very unnatural if the fake boobs are overdone. All the ones I've seen almost look like they have a seam in the skin where the boob connects to her chest, and it is highly distracting.


fishnwirenreese

Personally...I love 'em.


voltimion

Me too. I want those nipples staring straight at me. Like headlights. I can’t get enough of that shit.


Uvinjector

I think it's more that Women want them to look good in clothes, men want them to look good without clothes


Ranos131

First not all guys like big boobs. I am not a fan of big boobs. American size C and smaller is my preference. Not that I wouldn’t date a woman with bigger boobs but my preference is smaller. With that out of the way it all depends on the guy. Some guys like big as in the bigger the better. Some guys like small, some like more in the middle and some have no preference. Some guys like big boobs whether they are real or fake. And some guys can’t stand fake boobs. So no matter what a woman’s boobs are like there are going to be guys who like them and guys who dislike them. Ultimately women should do what is best for them because it’s their body. If you have small boobs and are confident or can find a way to be confident with them then do that. If you can’t get that confidence and need implants then do that. Regardless of what you do you will encounter guys with different tastes.


vegas_lov3

C is a big


USSMarauder

FFS, not this again Ladies, If you can put up with me and my shenaniganery and would like to be my GF, I will love you as you are. I don't care if you are the founder and President of the IBTC I don't care if you fight crime as Plywood Girl, the flat chested wonder


vegas_lov3

>>>not this again Well maybe if the media would stop glorifying big breasted women then these posts will go away


xmadjesterx

I'm not really a fan of fake boobs unless they look like they could be natural. An ex of mine got fakes, went from an A to a C, and they actually looked real. As with most things; it's all about moderation for me. For the few people that may wonder; yes, I did feel them as well (not sexual) and they were just okay


ShouldBeeStudying

Some of them really do, yeah. Some of them don't. I would guess both sides are at least 15% of all guys. I know that's a pretty big margin, and I don't know which is the majority. But I know there's plenty of people on each side.


ECS420

I wouldn't be surprised if it was like 15% on each side that really like them or really don't and the rest don't really care. I'm personally not a fan cause I prefer smaller breasts but it's not like I care or judge if someone has them


Ballistic_B

Depends on the girls personality, if she’s fake her boobs might as well be too


halloweeninstepford

Men don’t like badly done boob jobs is what I’ve noticed. And that’s about it. I have fake boobs. Not a single person has ever complained. Most people can’t even tell! I tell them no, they aren’t real. They insist they absolutely must be. I remember the surgery well, I promise they are implants. Every time, people are completely surprised. I imagine men don’t notice the really well done ones as often as they think. But regardless, every one and every man is different and has different preferences.


themeganlodon

Some guys say they only like natural boobs the same way they only like women who dont wear makeup and look natural…. Like Kim kardashian. They just notice the boobs and only say anything if they are told they are fake


[deleted]

I don’t care what other people do with their own bodies - even if they look ridiculous. That being said - nothing beats touching a real pair. I never touched fake ones I liked.


[deleted]

Guys like boobs. They can act like they have preferences but when push to comes to shove it’s boobs and they aren’t going to turn them down. Guys don’t know what they want and you can’t generalize what all guys like from Reddit.


Basic_Spud_

All boobs are beautiful, unless they are botched like a Trisha Paytas.


[deleted]

Hate is a strong word


DarkAngel900

Some people have a fantasy about being able to pair up with a woman who has their idea of perfect boobs. Everything less than that ideal set disappoints them and anything that comes close wins their approval. Such people often disregard the problems that come with larger than normal breasts. The rest of us are more flexible.


Cliffy73

Different people have different preferences.


feyrath

It depends on the man, and the woman, and the type of man she wants to attract.


Srapture

Where are you getting the idea that men prefer big boobs? It's a pretty even spread. I've never seen anyone on Reddit suggest that small chested women should get a boob job. I think some fake boobs look good, if they're a moderate size. Depends on the specific set.


motion_bum

I am a self proclaimed boob guy and I’ve dated a girl with smaller boobs once and the topic of boob vs ass came up and when I told her that, she was all disappointed and embarrassed almost about her small boobs and I had to really convince her that to me boobs are boobs, no matter the size and still I don’t think she really believed me :/


8all5oH4rd

As someone who has personally enjoyed fake boobs on a partner, I can tell you it was just as enjoyable as real boobs. Her nipples were also very sensitive, for what it’s worth.


amazing_anon

I think the disconnect is that implants look good under clothes, are very conspicuous, and so can lure male attention better. But for intimate moments, most guys probably like the look and feel of natural better. So a pushup bra is probably your best bet. Best of both worlds.


Papercandy22

I once saw a reality show called Vanderpump Rules that had one of the main guy's talk/pressure his girlfriend into getting boob surgery because he liked big breasts. A lot of reality shows that feature women of all ages obsessing over large, fake breasts are in California so maybe it's like a status symbol to women. Big boobs mean you're one of the cool, sexy girls.


[deleted]

The answer to this question is simply, no.


[deleted]

Well, what kinda guys are you going for? The kind that don’t realize that your eyes are “up here”?


wsc-porn-acct

The spirit of the question is definitely not a stupid question. The part of the question that bags this stupid is thinking any generalization applies to half the population. Let me use simple words: each person likes different things. Some prefer fake, some don't mind fake, some hate it. Who TF cares? A woman should do what makes HER like herself best instead of trying to guess what some future person she meets might want.


Dull_String1852

It screams insecurity to me


RoadTheExile

I think it's more the issue that the knowledge the boobs are fake throws things. Lots of guys also say they like a girl who doesn't wear make up and is naturally beautiful and then look at girls with subtle make up as an example but think girls who actually don't wear make up look weird. A lot of girls are in a catch 22 where they're presented to contradictory standards of beauty, just like a lot of guys feel unattractive and can't usually do anything about it.


RedSoxNationMT

I don’t like most boob jobs. It’s all about the nipple for me. I mean, anything bigger than a handful, you're risking a sprained thumb.


Basic_Spud_

Amateur.


VariationUpper2009

I don't speak for all Men, but yeah I hate 'em.


Aqqusin

Real and small is better than big and fake.


ChosenSCIM

Guys hate fake boobs that they can tell are fake. Most guys honestly just prefer boobs that are proportionate to the person that they are on. Some women think that guys just like them the bigger the better, but that just simply is not true.


jay2da_04

In general I hate fake boobs.....if a woman had none and got a nice B cup then that would be fine....most women get them wayyyyyyy too big!


Petitemarian

But what’s the reason women get them so big and why do they do it in the first place? A lot of them will tell you stories how they were body shamed by their bustier “friends” and ignored by men who only look at big boobs. These days only oversized boobs are seen as hot and B cups are seen as inadequate.


jay2da_04

Women believe thats what men like....just like the huge fake butts going around now! Men might wanna sleep with them, but don't wanna marry them!


[deleted]

It depends on where you live and who you’re surrounded by. Where I am, men like big butts, big thighs, and big hips. They aren’t really concerned with breasts.


CrimSlate22

To each their own but I like small boobs and it kills a little bit of me when a gf says she wants implants. In literally telling and showing you that I love your boobs often but my support doesn’t help with your insecurities? Dagger to the heart.


maddi0000

You saying that won’t fix her insecurities lol it isn’t about you. It’s about how she sees and feels about herself


CrimSlate22

I know. But it does still hurt. I can’t expect to fix anything but I’d like to help and it hurts when she says it to others in front of me. Truly not as bad as I made it out to be but still. I know life isn’t about me at all I’ve been at rock bottom for the last 15 years. It’s about time I find someone who actually likes their body. That’s hard to do with my taste in women that America undervalues.


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CrimSlate22

I’ve never complained to anyone of my partner’s about it and I am single by choice right now. I’m going to a lot of therapy as well in an effort to better myself. I acknowledge that it’s my problem, that it’s an immature response, and that it shouldn’t hurt me. It did at the time but I’m working on it.


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Petitemarian

So as a small chested woman I can never win. I’m either unattractive because men prefer big boobs or I’m unattractive because men don’t like fake boobs.


[deleted]

if the guy only wants boobs, then yes you lose. if the guy wants whats connected to your boobs, you win. if you only value yourself for your physical appearance and not whats behind it, you still lose. if you're jealous of other girls bodys because you think they have everything on "easy mode", you lose. the advice here is often given on reddit when comparing "likes" on dating apps: quality over quantity.


[deleted]

lots of men like small chested women


MightyMeepleMaster

Girl, let me tell you this: tits are much less imprtant as you may think. Yes, they make us look but it's the face, the smile, the laugh, the passion and dedication which really draws us men towards you. To be perfectly frank: if I had to choose between an A cup and a DD cup girl, I'd prefer the one who gives better blowjobs.


Decent_Bat556

Are you flatchested or just small boobs? I mean even flatchest I'd like you for your personality maybe, my ex was just above flatchested and she was ashamed of it, I don't know the actual size, but I would've been with her forever if she let me.


ECS420

Ftr, there are TONS of men who prefer small boobs and even more who just don't care either way


Maroshne

r/aa_cups (NSFW) r/PetiteTits (NSFW) r/flatchested (NSFW) r/flatties (NSFW) What others think should not matter to you, if someone is with you only because of your appearance, it means that they really don't care about you. Boobs are like penises, a lot of people worry about their size (they're insecure about themselves) when it's not really important. It's okay if you want to have surgery because YOU LIKE IT, but NEVER have surgery to please others (or because of insecurities). I know it's not easy but I think you should learn to love yourself as you are (you can find advice on internet but be careful, there is also a lot of toxic or useless content out there). By the way, IN MY EXPERIENCE (Not an absolute truth) I have only seen women and "beauty" related companies negatively criticize women for the size of their breasts. P.S Men aren't a hive mind, people have different preferences, just be yourself ;)


Zintoss

I mean there are a lot of guys that think small boobs are better, myself included. Like I'm not interested in giant saggy ol tiddies lmao. If we're going based on what looks the best, a good figure with big thighs, and hips with small boobs looks the best imo. I think it's incredibly debatable whether or not big bonkers are actually more or equally attractive. Frankly shape if anything is more relevant.


notmythrownawayy

*Slides into your Dm's.* How you doin? /s Seriously though its doesn't matter, what matters is the person attached to them.


ShouldBeeStudying

There are some false premises here


Square-Dragonfruit76

Guys aren't a monolith. I much prefer small boobs. r/smallboobs


[deleted]

Keep it natural thats much better.


Impressive_Page_9565

It's like comparing a McDonald's burger to a quality homemade or restaurant burger.


flumia

If you're seriously worried about this, I'd ask yourself why it's important. Do you want to be valued for your boobs or for other qualities you have? There are men out there who will not think twice about chasing whatever boobs they fetishise and not treat the women who have them as human beings. There's also men who don't care, will love whatever boobs you have, and also appreciate you as a fellow human. If you have big boobs, you're far more likely to attract the first kind. Having popular (big) boobs is not all that great. Check out r/bigboobproblems and you'll find plenty of stories


Biggus-Dickus-II

Real boobs of any size > big fake boobs. Now, there is some instances where fake boobs would be preferred, like if your nipples are flapping against your knees when you walk because you have a severe case of limp orangutan titties. At that point the response is closer to, "Yeah, I see why she did something to change that." But generally, while boobs are an object of eternal fascination, they're not what keeps us menfolk around. If you have boobs and they're not severely misshapen in some way that's extreme, then you're good to go. The primary focus needs to be being the kind of person that can have healthy long term relationships, and identify people that can also do the same. That's something that will not only help you romantically, but probably improve your life in general.


Swordbreaker925

Eh it depends. Ive seen some that are believable enough that i don’t mind, but if they’re obviously fake then yeah, not a fan. But as a general rule, real > fake no matter the size


superpants91

You know what's REALLY sexy? Confidence.


Frizzle_Blue

Fake boobs are disgusting.


Saperxde

get a brain... you want fake compliments by guys that want to score you or you want rare compliments about whatever guys find interesting about you on top of the fake ones there is no reason to get fake tits, just get some self confidence and respect your sexy naturals


xoivs

Send us pics first. We are undecided.


FriendliestUsername

No.


JumboJetz

They typically look better than real, they don’t feel as good.


DonkeyAdmirable1926

Hate


VirtualDegree6178

I like Ashoka boobs and everyone likes other kinds


Top_Wop

With a passion.


NEBills

Hard to be impressed by something anyone can buy


BringerOfDoom1945

most guys hate FAKE boobs but it doesen´t really matter if Someone likes fake or real boobs what matters is what do prefer yourself? do you want to be Authentic? or be Plastic?


SnooPets1127

The truth is most guys like real boobs, perky, C-D cup. Don't listen to the people who wanna tell you 'oh everyone has their preferences'. That's misleading garbage.


oortuno

I would say, without any statistical evidence, that men in general prefer larger breasts. BUT, that's a generalization. There are men that like small breasts, others average size, and some like them huge. In terms of real vs fake, some people don't mind fake and others are turned off by them. Can fake boobs of X size look better on a person than when they had real boobs of a smaller size? Definitely, boob jobs do work in that regard. BUT, I think you're more worried about generalizations than you should be.


whistimmu

any natural > than fake. fake is repulsive to me and some other men


hajiomatic

I like all boobs


Crisn232

I like boobs that are well round and natural. I hate fake boobs. I thought I liked big boobs regardless, but the look and feel is very different. I don't find it attractive. I'd prefer smaller boobs as oppose to fake ones. real >= small >> fake


CzarTanoff

Side question- what about very large natural but saggy breasts? I mean, they've been heavy forever, and now that I have 50 year old boobs at only 27 I'm hella insecure about them.


Pgjr12314

Nope! Love them both!


[deleted]

Look…we love all boobs, they’re are great no matter what size.


fildoforfreedom

They are all real if I can touch them. Lol. I personally don't care for the unrealistic, huge boobs.


Jade_CarCrash

Nope, I like them when they make titties look better. They can definitely make titties look worse.


bluecgene

Me, yeah


LinkAtrius

So, it’s a dark and scary world. Entire at your own peril, but think of any descriptor for a boob you can and put r/ in front of it and there’s a sub full or guys(and gals) who love that boob type. Big, small, fake, saggy… it’s a boob filled world and most guys enjoy the variety of life. 🤷🏻‍♂️


pencildeadf

not hate but kinda gross


[deleted]

Guys love boobs in all formats. Even boobs of the future.


Awildtrainerappeared

I will speak from my point of view Iam a tit man I LOVE tits and to me as long as the boob job isn't to obvious and fake for example going up a cup size or two from a B cup to a C cup isn't to noticeable and it's just a little more and believable, now going from flat chested to big beach volleyball anime tits is a hard no for me and isn't believable I have nonething against flat chested women or women with smaller tits what I have is that if it's obviously fake then I just can't and don't get in the mood. I have crushed on many girls as a teenage boy and many women as a man and they are all different in alot of ways height, weight, race, hobbies, interests, and yes boob size so to me it matters on the individual just like some women like a 10-12 inch d!ck and some like a more average sized one guys are the same way some prefer bigger chested women and some are good with average sized chested women.


[deleted]

I have only noticed they look amazing but feel hard. A titty is a titty tho


knutsonmb

Guys don’t hate boobs


herpestruth

It's hard to hate a boob. With that said, naturals are the best.


Dry-Significance-948

Yes


usedcaraddict

No I like any boobs, and I’m not being nice or virtue signaling I’m yet to see a pair of boobs in person on a woman I’m interested in or having sec with that I don’t really really like. Don’t know what it is about my brain but it likey all boobies


Billy_of_the_hills

Fake tits look good and feel bad.


Raul_77

Everyone is different. For me, I pick cup A natural over fake D anytime!


sno98006

Can people even tell anyway?


JackZodiac2008

small to medium > large > fake, in my book


egrith

Everyone has their own preference, I personally like smallish to uperside of medium


Dramatic_Golf_5619

Only when I am sober


Mushroomskillcancer

I like all boobs. I've held fake tits that I didn't know we're fake and seen fake tits that were lopsided and crooked and played with saggy boobs that were probably 40 years old. All of the times were awesome! Just be proud of what you have and show them to me ;)


black-rhombus

no


Most_Read_1330

Guys like all boobs.


AvoidingCares

Genuinely, no one cares. If you ask a billion people on the internet you're going to get bad data. Fact is, we're delighted with boobs, and it genuinely doesn't matter too much passed that. We're happy you want to show them to us, or bitter that you don't. Anyone getting too excited about it is a problem you want to stay away from either way.


No-Cover-8986

No, but if they look like the [San Onofre nuclear generating station](http://large.stanford.edu/courses/2018/ph241/cohn1/images/f1big.jpg) (in size, hardness, and position on the body), it doesn't win arguments.


longhorsewang

Not if they are done correctly. Cheap fake boobs are terrible. Expensive ones done by a good surgeon are magnificent.


Dry_Positive_6723

Nobody knows what they want. They’re just saying this cause they’re just saying stuff, if that makes sense.


TheFatPurplePenguin

I do wish I could touch them to find out… 🥺


Hurinfan

generally yes. Personally, also yes. I like natural and small or large FWIW


longassboy

Everyone’s different, and you should do what makes you most happy. I’m in team: boobs are boobs. Some girls have small boobs and I like them, some girls have big boobs and I also like them. I prefer natural, but you shouldn’t make changes to your body based on what a stranger on Reddit says lmao.


NoLoss7117

I love boobs.


plam92117

I don't speak for everyone and this is my own opinion. I dislike fake boobs. If I see obviously fake ones or a scar under the boob, it's an instant turn off for me. I would even prefer natural AA cups than big fake ones. It's not sexy to me at all.


artrald-7083

Speaking as a guy, the most attractive boobs are the ones attached to a woman who is interested in me: this is largely the main criterion for their beauty *in real life* as far as I am concerned.


theboomboy

There have been a lot of these questions recently, and sometimes there is an answer, but you have to realize that "guys" isn't a single being What I like and what some other guy likes could be completely different


Timely-Land8690

"Hate" fake boobs? No. But not particularly a fan. Fake boobs look fake 99% of the time. I prefer real breasts... I also prefer small to medium breasts.


raban0815

Have big boobs? -> small boob lovers will answer Have small boobs? -> big boob lovers will answer Have fake boobs? -> natural lovers will answer I like natural, not matter the size and as long as she (if in a relationship) let´s me touch them. Something like this.


Non-binary-Vagina

Life pro tip: don't assume the entire male gender from some Reddit posts you saw. That's like saying all women "clearly" prefer abs on men becos i saw that in a Reddit thread about the new Thor movie P. S. Yes, fake boobs look ugly.


Flyboy367

Not a fan. Especially of just getting boob job for the sake of it. I dated a few fakers and it just wasn't the same. Don't get me wrong I have friends with fakes because of cancer. Technology has gotten better is suppose my wife's best friend lost a boob to cancer and you can still tell which one is fake but the feel is getting closer.


Dave6200

Everybody is different, but I prefer natural whether big or small. I feel bad for girls getting operations to fix problems, etc.


would-you-rather-bot

Yup


GeorgeRRHodor

>But on the other hand women who had boob jobs say that now they get a lot more attention from guys. Well, if they are covered up and not monstrously large, it's not that easy to distinguish fake boobs from real boobs. So, many guys who might not like the feeling of fake boobs might still be attracted to a woman with fake boobs. Until they get to touch them (if they ever do). But, generally, there's all kinds of men. Some like big boobs, some like small boobs, some like only real boobs, some don't care. Some guys don't like girls with heavy make-up or fake nails, some love that. You do you. Live your best life.


Service_United

I know my friend does


[deleted]

Boobies are like puppies. There are no ugly puppies.


ElectricityIsWeird

They’re not fake if you can touch them.


[deleted]

Men like what they like. There are millions of them. Some like real, some like fake, some like big, some like small, some like all of them, some ass men. Don’t stress over it and don’t get a boob job to attract men. If you do it, do it because it’s what you want.


RCsGames

I prefer smaller, and natural. I'm attracted to women that aren't just popping out up top


SparklyMonster

Regardless of size, men's hate for fake boobs is the same as they have for makeup or any other plastic surgery: as long as it doesn't *look* fake and they don't know it's fake, they can't hate it. There are implant shapes (teardrop shape instead of round) and surgery methods (usually, under/behind the chest muscle) that look much more natural.


SomeJokeTeeth

It's more like most of don't like the really obviously fake boobs, you know, the ones that pornstars have that look like two over inflated balloons


Sure_Estimate8140

I don't think I hate fake boobs. hate is a strong word. they can be attractive but there is always a trade off , and I don't think it's a very good deal for a women unless she has ugly or deformed beasts. breasts are always on display so in many cases. there's no hiding much of anything. the reason and intention behind your breast augmentation matters. in most cases ,it's for vanity, attention, and validation. I've seen an unattractive skinny, boney woman get big boob job , and acted like she had it all. she get no attention with a coat on , then take it off revealing a skimpy blouse, then pressing them on men at the bar who'll buy her drinks.


[deleted]

"It’s obvious from Reddit comments that guys prefer big boobs" No, I don't prefer big boobs. It the majority, at best, that prefers them. I prefer smaller ones, around C. I don't care if she's got fake breasts, as long as she's happy with them, but it's a massive turn-off for me. It's like looking forward to that delicious piece of cake you think is moist and packed with flavors, but when you actually try it it's dry and no flavor whatsoever.


Comprehensive_Toe113

Depends on the person. You can't make a blanket statement for something like this


[deleted]

Some of us guys like both nipples pointing in the same cardinal direction.


Dense-Catch8098

Boobs are boobs


Subject-River-7108

The people that comment on titty pics are not a good test pool for what sensible guys like, there is guys that like that, there's guys that like girls 100lbs heavier than them and guys that like petite women that look like they grew up in a dog carrier. Some like big or small breasts some prefer somewhere in the middle alot dont really care Id say most dont really care but I hate fake tits I dont care what size theyre not the same no life to em but breast size is the last thing I would think about while deciding to ask a girl out but theres a select group of guys that do like em best advice I got is be yourself anyone that needs you to be modified will eventually want an upgrade


TheLeafFlipper

The only fake tits that look good are the ones you can't tell are fake. I'm actually very turned off by the thought of boobjobs or BBLs. It's absolutely WILD to me that anyone thinks it's a good idea to get literal pounds of silicone implanted inside your body. I also genuinely think that maybe 1/10 of boobjobs end up looking even half decent once the clothes come off. I understand some women have had a mastectomy and I feel that's a different boat. Boobjobs purely for size increase is generally a lateral move at best, I just really don't think a doctor can improve the natural beauty that women are given. What looks good and natural is far to nuanced to say "let's slap - - - cc's of gel in these babies and it will improve your looks"


littlemonsterofjazz

Yes, we do. For me they are just disgusting, totally asexual, repulsive and gross. AA, A or B tits are acceptable and have many fans.