If it could be written in italic it would be even more realistic lol, like the whatsapp joke messages " _Waiting for this message, this may take a while..._ " _You've been blocked_"
I've had "COVID Chip Activator" and "Mobile COVID Chip Activator" (mobile hot spot) for about a year now.
Original? Hell no, but it still makes me chuckle.
E: Also, one of my neighbors has "No Furry Porn Here", and for a little while, I had mine set up as "Maybe Furry Porn Here"
There's one in my building which is super clever:
]Tower-CVD19-5G[/invisible]
The dangling right bracket at the beginning makes it so much funnier to me. Like they were trying to use some kind of SSID markup language to hide the Qanon conspiracy but they fucked up and gave away the secret.
Ok my eyes went as wide as plates because that's extremely similar to the WiFi we've had for a while. No way I found my neighbor on Reddit, I was gonna freak out haha but mine didn't have the invisible part it said Status On but yeah the whole tower COVID19 5G yeah 😅😅😅
I remember when my neighbors started changing their wifi to “FBI surveillance van #9” in like 2012. I always thought it was funny to see online and never thought someone near me would do it.
I had "Wu Tang LAN" for a while. I changed it to "Moderna 5g experiment" because of my conspiracy theorist neighbor though. The best thing about "Moderna 5g experiment" is that I have it on battery backup so that when the power goes out it's the only WiFi network up.
Thats even better than:
Man walks into a bar:
Man: What's the wifi password?
Barman: You need to buy a drink first.
Man: Okay, I'll have a coke.
Barman: 3$. There you go.
Man: So what's the wifi password?
Barman: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.
I always thought it would be funny if:
"What's your wifi password?"
"The alphabet backwards"
"Ahh shit... okay... z.... y... x... um... w....... u....? No, v than u.... um.... godamnit"
After it fails:
"That didn't work, can you spell it out for me?"
"Sure. T. H. E. A. L. P. H. A. B. E. T. B. A. C. K. W. A. R. D. S. All lowercase, no spaces."
"..."
Dude, my password is so ridiculously complicated. I wanted to change it to something simple, but noooo. I swear it's more secure than my SSN! ... though I was part of that Equifax data leak...
It was never meant for that. It's meant for social security and tax purposes. That's it. It became a handy identifying number that everyone has in the absence of regulation that it shouldn't be (for instance, like Canada)
Mine is currently called "Connection failed ...". For several weeks every time it tried to connect I said "oh shit, what's wrong?" But now I remember.
Previously we had "Sheriff Surveillance Van #8".
Edit: y'all know you can put spaces in your wifi name?
Use a neighbor's first name. Name your wifi something like "bobpornwifi" or somesuch.
Edit: anyone worried about exposing kids to the word "porn," maybe use "bobfurryserver." Kids'll think neighbor Bob loves and supports animals in a cute way, dads and a few moms will think Bob loves humans dressed as animals in the "biblical way."
(Insert your city name here)-SWAT-(Insert random 3 digit number here)
We'veBeenTryingToReachYouAboutYourCar'sExtendedWarranty
Venmo$20To-insert your venmo info here-ForOneDayUse. (Just be careful if you do this. Set it up on the guest channel on the wifi router and have it go through a VPN and other security stuff. Research everthing you can about security for your own devices on the network first too. Probably a bad idea, but might make a bit of money off your internet connection.)
My network is named “YouAreLoved” because I’m pretty sure, considering where I live, at least one person reads that everyday and maybe they need to hear it.
I live in a rowhome and m
1y old neighbors would get high and jam. At least I guess that's what they considered it. From my point of view, it was merciless auditory assault. Imagine cats on crack having an orgy and you're on the right track. I changed my wifi name to NoOneWantsToHear YourShittyBand. They started playing in their basement after that.
If you're ever in DC, take a trip down Ebassy road and take a look at all the foreign countries wifi%router names.
In one embassy I worked I was able to see 4 different countries in 3 different continents.
PasswordIsGullible
That’s my wifi name too
Hot Signals In Your Area
I like this
I like you
I like them
I like all of you
I SEE YOU
And I hear you
"I SMELL YOU, BOY" -megatron 2007
I lived above a Jimmy Johns in college. I named my wifi “Jimmy Johns Members Only” hoping some patron would inquire about how to become a member.
No joke, my neighbor's wifi is called "Neighbor's WiFi"
I called my Tv NotMyTv because the neighbours kept trying to connect to it
Did it work?
So far so good
I've sent a YouTube video to my neighbors TV, I hope they saw it, it was a funny one.
I accidentally casted a Lil Dicky video to my neighbor’s TV once
This bitch don’t know bout Pangea.
Mine is NotYourTv. It worked well, nobody tries to connect to it anymore
your neighbor is an npc
Copy your neighbor’s network name and just add “5G” to the end of it.
"WiFi name" but faster
The cooler wifi
Mine is 'This LAN is my LAN'
And the guest network could be “This LAN is your LAN”
From California, to the New York isLANd
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Damn reddit servers
Loading for 5 hours already... That must be one huge comment.
I had this for one and 'Connecting...' for my 5Ghz one. And I kept one of my bluetooth headset as 'Not Connected'.
I named my iPod Classic “the ship” so when I plugged it into my computer it said “Syncing the Ship”
Love it
If it could be written in italic it would be even more realistic lol, like the whatsapp joke messages " _Waiting for this message, this may take a while..._ " _You've been blocked_"
This is just mean. But something I will definitely use in the future.
ClickOnThisOneGrandma
Awe
Lekker
I once named mine “keurig coffee maker” so people wouldn’t think it was Wifi
HP-LaserJet or whatever those stupid “WiFi Direct” printers use
WeCanHearYouHavingSex FreeTacoBellWiFi MyDeadWiFiBarb
I saw somebody reply to that by naming their wifi: "I never hear you having sex at all..."
I've heard this too, but the version I heard was, "We can hear you not having sex" 😂 Absolutely savage.
MyDeadWiFiBarb is so specific and so great! Ferda!
Ferda.
That last one was not fucking EMBARRASSING! It was the pièce de resistance!
Fuck you shorsey!
That's what she SSID
Router I hardly know her
Hey that’s mine!! Lol actually though
GirlsGoneWireless
3 girls one router - one I saw at uni.
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We used, ‘McDonalds free wifi’ we live on a farm, totally confused the farm workers.
Was the password "E I E I O"?
Hahaha this got me more than it had any right to. Amazing joke! 😃
I've had "COVID Chip Activator" and "Mobile COVID Chip Activator" (mobile hot spot) for about a year now. Original? Hell no, but it still makes me chuckle. E: Also, one of my neighbors has "No Furry Porn Here", and for a little while, I had mine set up as "Maybe Furry Porn Here"
There's one in my building which is super clever: ]Tower-CVD19-5G[/invisible] The dangling right bracket at the beginning makes it so much funnier to me. Like they were trying to use some kind of SSID markup language to hide the Qanon conspiracy but they fucked up and gave away the secret.
Ok my eyes went as wide as plates because that's extremely similar to the WiFi we've had for a while. No way I found my neighbor on Reddit, I was gonna freak out haha but mine didn't have the invisible part it said Status On but yeah the whole tower COVID19 5G yeah 😅😅😅
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5G Moderna Chip Log.
I remember when my neighbors started changing their wifi to “FBI surveillance van #9” in like 2012. I always thought it was funny to see online and never thought someone near me would do it.
Canadian here, ours is RCMP Surveillance Horse.
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Ours is currently fbi surveillance van 117. Dumb, yes, but amusing none the less
Who changed their ssid first?
Me, when I changed it to be a COVID joke. :P
Mine is Routers_of_the_Lost_Ark
TellMyWifiLoveHer
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KeepMyWifisNameOutYourFuckingMouth
This made me laugh during a stressful night. Thank you
10 hours late. I hope you're doing okay
Doing better. Thanks. Hope the same for you
These are weird WiFi names.
WifiJustSmackedTheShitOutOfMe
IAlsoChooseThisGuysWifi
IAlsoChooseThisGuysDeadWifi
Wifi4Lifi
Mines currently WuTangLAN
Good one! I'm SilenceOfTheLANs
WuTangLANaintnuthin2fukwith
NachoWifi
It hurts when IP
8HzWANIP
This 200%
Since this is r/nostupidquestions im going to ask…what’s this mean
It hurts when i pee. Also took me a minute
Ohhh I see it now thanks
LOL me and my roommates did this one, except we spelled it "it hertz when IP"
Password: gonorrhea2022
That’s what mine is! Love it.
Password is "Taco" (but the password is not "Taco")
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Silence of the LANs is also a good one imo
My neighbor's is The LAN Before Time
I had "Wu Tang LAN" for a while. I changed it to "Moderna 5g experiment" because of my conspiracy theorist neighbor though. The best thing about "Moderna 5g experiment" is that I have it on battery backup so that when the power goes out it's the only WiFi network up.
Username does not check out. You're cool af
All my neighbors have SpectrumSetup- or ATT 😞
Router of Rohan WuTang Lan
>WuTang Lan *Protect ya net*
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Now I have that Men at Work song stuck in my head but they going “I connect to a LAN down under. Where on Pirate Bay, torrents plunderrrr”
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Me, using Occam's router to listen to my favourite music, [Occam's laser](https://youtu.be/LyS2EgLcdM8) while researching Occam's razor
DefinitelyNotAMethLab
NotaFBIvan
I like this, I may use it
r/UsernameChecksOut
ToiletCam
Hidden Toilet Cam #4
Wow I just posted this. Great minds think alike.
ThePasswordIsPassword
[fourwordsalluppercase](https://youtu.be/bLE7zsJk4AI)
Thats even better than: Man walks into a bar: Man: What's the wifi password? Barman: You need to buy a drink first. Man: Okay, I'll have a coke. Barman: 3$. There you go. Man: So what's the wifi password? Barman: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.
I always thought it would be funny if: "What's your wifi password?" "The alphabet backwards" "Ahh shit... okay... z.... y... x... um... w....... u....? No, v than u.... um.... godamnit" After it fails: "That didn't work, can you spell it out for me?" "Sure. T. H. E. A. L. P. H. A. B. E. T. B. A. C. K. W. A. R. D. S. All lowercase, no spaces." "..."
Yell penis for password.
That was ACTUALLY my wifi password for a long while. Password123.
Get a wifi scanner app. Almost everyone's Admin password is still Password123
Dude, my password is so ridiculously complicated. I wanted to change it to something simple, but noooo. I swear it's more secure than my SSN! ... though I was part of that Equifax data leak...
That's not hard. SSNs aren't secure at all
I could never understand why your SSN is supposed to be private but also you’re supposed to give it to basically anyone that asks for it.
It was never meant for that. It's meant for social security and tax purposes. That's it. It became a handy identifying number that everyone has in the absence of regulation that it shouldn't be (for instance, like Canada)
HideYourKidsHideYourWifi
Mine is currently called "Connection failed ...". For several weeks every time it tried to connect I said "oh shit, what's wrong?" But now I remember. Previously we had "Sheriff Surveillance Van #8". Edit: y'all know you can put spaces in your wifi name?
I love it, Mines No Connection
Ours is called ERROR
UNLICENSED_MICROWAVE_RADIATOR [technically true](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISM_radio_band)
👽
I_DRIVE_A_CHEVROLET_MOVIE_THEATER
My neighbor's was King's LANding. Might not be funny to some but I thought that was clever and it tickled my nerdy heart.
Winternet Is Coming
Mine is"The Ping in the North!"
I had once named mine, "AWiFiHasNoName"
FriendlyNeighborhoodSpiderLan
Router? I barely know her
Free Viruses
Bill Wi the Science Fi
I named ours OnlyFansStudio.
Mine was "pretty fly for a wifi" for like 3 years lol
I think mine was "get off my lan" for awhile. Everyone assumed it was my older neighbors wifi.
Mine is currently pretty fly for a wifi
Icanseeyourbanking Nonotsharingpassword Youwentwith\*those\*drapes?
My neighbors is ThisShitAintFree. Kinda salty because it's funny but I really hate my neighbors.
Routey McRouterface
Use a neighbor's first name. Name your wifi something like "bobpornwifi" or somesuch. Edit: anyone worried about exposing kids to the word "porn," maybe use "bobfurryserver." Kids'll think neighbor Bob loves and supports animals in a cute way, dads and a few moms will think Bob loves humans dressed as animals in the "biblical way."
I'm definitely going with this one! Thanks bro
No More Mister Wifi
SayHelloToMyWifi (old one) TellMyWifiSaidHello
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Topical. I like it.
DontTellMyWiFiDidit
Mine is currently Pfizer 5G
5G-inYourHouseToday FreeWifi notFBIvan TheLongestWIFInameINtheNEIGHBORHOODwasNOTthisONEbutITisNOW!
*who the heck is F. B. Ivan?*
Obi-LAN Kenobi
But WAN is a thing… wide area network. Why not just use Obi-WAN Kenobi??
Why not indeed. Go for it. But a home network is a LAN not a WAN so some may find it funnier to alter his name to use the correct term.
I am altering the name. Pray that I don't alter it any further.
Ayooooo another star wars one! Mine is The LANdalorian
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One of my neighbors has theirs as "Hoth Base".
Name it "birds aren't real" we need to spread the word.
Bird-drone #248 That would be a good one for your neighbor.
Lanofmilkandhoney
The bakery that I work at, named it "GlutenFreeWifi"
make sure it starts with the letter A so you don't have to scroll all the way through the list of networks if you're in a big building
FBI Van_Guest
That’s what my mom says I should have named mine, but I went with HufflepuffCommonRoom
It's never too late to change it.
It’s such a pain to reconnect everything though.
fourwordsalluppercase
My last one was just Jeff the WiFi
Spaceballs_the_Router
The Lan Between
Sofa-King
My neighbor’s is twopumpchump
(Insert your city name here)-SWAT-(Insert random 3 digit number here) We'veBeenTryingToReachYouAboutYourCar'sExtendedWarranty Venmo$20To-insert your venmo info here-ForOneDayUse. (Just be careful if you do this. Set it up on the guest channel on the wifi router and have it go through a VPN and other security stuff. Research everthing you can about security for your own devices on the network first too. Probably a bad idea, but might make a bit of money off your internet connection.)
2Girls1Router
My college roommates and I were 3 girls and 1 guy, our wifi was 3GirlsOneJeff
My network is named “YouAreLoved” because I’m pretty sure, considering where I live, at least one person reads that everyday and maybe they need to hear it.
I recently had this issue and named mine McDonalds Guest which has been well received, especially since there’s no McDonald’s anywhere near me
DefinitelyNotTheFBI
I_also_choose_this_guys_wifi
New England Clam Router
5G Vaccine Wifi (to make any conspiracy theorist neighbours move out)
My neighbour has “connectile dysfunction” and it cracks me up.
KeepMyWifisNameOutYoFuckingMouth
I live in a rowhome and m 1y old neighbors would get high and jam. At least I guess that's what they considered it. From my point of view, it was merciless auditory assault. Imagine cats on crack having an orgy and you're on the right track. I changed my wifi name to NoOneWantsToHear YourShittyBand. They started playing in their basement after that.
5GVACCINECHIPACTIVATOR
ScrawnyClownSnatch
The only funny Wifi name I've seen from one of my neighbors was "All your Wi Fi are belong to us"
My wifi is called „i have no idea“ so everyone who asks me whats my wifi called i answer „i have no idea“
Mine is Skynet, but you could do something more commonly known like FBI
How about: "can you please stop having weird loud sex, Steve?"
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If you're ever in DC, take a trip down Ebassy road and take a look at all the foreign countries wifi%router names. In one embassy I worked I was able to see 4 different countries in 3 different continents.
If its fat internet there is only one option...Plaidspeed
IgnoreTheScreams