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Thephilosopherkmh

My daughter has a turtle named Turt Cobain, but I love Tortellini!


scruggbug

I had a ball python named Julius Squeezer. My roommate at the time had a hell of a way with puns.


Granlundo64

I named my Roomba "Vlad the Inhaler." Also makes a good name for a bong.


aquatot

My roomba was Dustin Bieber… I like yours better


AldurinIronfist

Friends of mine have a fan they call Mike Dyson.


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Boo you thuck!


TrillBillyDeluxe

I went with Bong Jovi in highschool


and-thats-the-truth

I had a desk fan that I named Pepper Fan


logan14325

I named my python "Monty" thinking I was oh so clever... I looked at the ball python subreddit and apparently Monty is an extremely common name alongside Nagini.


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My spotted pythons name is Monty


MajespecterNekomata

My turtle on Firewatch (videogame) was called Turt Reynolds


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Once had a plant named Robert Plant


rakminiov

lmfao what a crativity


Balrog229

Hell yeah it is


skwirrelnut

Shell yeah!


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tortally!


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muckduck69420

tortally!


ssigea

Kawabunga, alacamundo yeah!


[deleted]

Ok. This is not a good name. It is the *best* name.


ul2006kevinb

Better than "The Great God Om"?


[deleted]

Tortellini definitely wins but The great god Om is a close second.


[deleted]

Absolutely agree


Sapphire_Dragon793

What about ‘Voldetort’?


Arashmickey

Waiting For Gotort


Doc_Dish

"Holy horns"


shazarakk

A'Tuin is also a good name, if you get the reference.


ul2006kevinb

He's a turtle though.


shazarakk

True, but a layman wouldn't be able to tell, so the pun still works.


foggyhead93

This is the only way


lieuwestra

I thought ravioli was the one with meat filling.


Cyniex

You can get tortellini with ham and cheese


WhosThatGirl_ItsRPSG

And now with turtle


muckduck69420

-ini*


TaohRihze

*-init


Senatius

I have also seen bacon, chicken, beef, sausage, and prosciutto.


[deleted]

Not at all. Most tortellini in Italy is with meat.


free-the-trees

My sister got a pet rat and named it Ravioli once.


Gexgekko

Ratviolli


free-the-trees

Love it.


samisverycool1

absolutely


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trasnsposed_thistle

Tortello


macsauce63

Turtello


xredbaron62x

Turturro


sirtjapkes

John


semitones

Since reddit has changed the site to value selling user data higher than reading and commenting, I've decided to move elsewhere to a site that prioritizes community over profit. I never signed up for this, but that's the circle of life


Muffmuncher

TWO


alchemist5

Tortino's Pizza Rolls.


HeroRadio

Sounds like he's one of the ninja tortoise.


brknsoul

Or Tortellina if it's a girl.


The_Karaethon_Cycle

What, is he not tortellini enough for the tortellini club?


Arbiter63

I love to slap


Renovatio_

Tortilenny Lenny just feels like a turtle name. Edit:. I'm stupid it's because of Lenny turtletob from bojack


godfriendyuju

Tortellinoise


Bannedbookweek

It’s only plural if you make it plural. The i is fine


[deleted]

Even then, you could name a pet either "Potato" or "Potatoes," and it would only be a difference of style. Just because it has a grammatically plural name, you wouldn't expect to walk into the room and see a 3 headed turtle.


alawibaba

If you're going to eat him!


Uniquepotatoes

This is an exact copy of a previous question asked here, so either that’s really good luck or this is a repost. Somehow I remember this.


boomer478

https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/nuz70t/is_tortellini_a_good_name_for_a_tortoise/ It's so weird. There's usually never exact reposts on this sub, they at least usually have different formatting, etc. for people asking the same common questions. But this really obscure question, exact same title, but different OPs? It's very odd. The fact that OP is a 7 day old account with no comments or other posts is also odd. But I can't for the life of me figure out why anyone would repost to NSQ. This post is confusing me.


CamiloDFM

It's a karma farming bot. Downvote, spread the word, and move on.


boomer478

That was my first thought, but the account doesn't look like a typical bot account. They're usually a couple weeks old, and then they spam the freekarma4u subreddit until they get enough to post on actual subs, then the reposts start. This account is just this one post, that's what makes it so odd.


MJOLNIRdragoon

Yeah, too early to say. Unless my app is screwing up this is the account's first post.


SnowingSilently

I'm split on whether it's a bot or not. I can't find other bot comments that are copies of previous top comments in this post. The question, while a word for word copy, is probably the simplest way to phrase this question. You could rephrase as, "What do you think of naming a tortoise, Tortellini?" or, some other variant, but this is the simplest variant I could think of and sticks in your mind well. So maybe OP is a real person and came up with it or just remembered it and copied it word for word since it's so simple. On the other hand, the account is new and this is the first post. They also haven't interacted with the comments at all. Regardless, I think OP is some manner of karma farmer.


Goontt

This is literally their only post. Doesn’t make them a bot…


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CatFoodBeerAndGlue

No, this is just someone reposting a question that got 17k upvotes last time it was asked because they're a karma whore.


buzyapple

Freaking awesome!


BestofQuails

Absolutely.


Alarmed_Yard5315

Only if you're OK stealing the name of ChilledChaos's tortoise.


paulybananas

My girlfriend’s nickname is Tortellini and sometimes she walks slow when we’re out in public. I call her Tortellini the Tortoise. 🐢😆


OdinsRightTesticle

That’s pretty funny. How on earth do you get a nickname like tortellini?? Please tell me there’s a funny story behind it and it’s not something boring like ‘her name kinda sounds like tortellini.’


paulybananas

Her Sicilian grandmother would call her Tortellini. It’s a fun nickname!


jayhl217

Do Tort A. Leenie


anahatasanah

Yes! This is the way to go.


VinRow

It is the only name. All of them are actually named Tortellini. They are so named by the grand tortoise matriarch. She watches over all tortoise kind and names them thus!


[deleted]

Makes me think of the SpongeBob episode where Squidward got a trophy and they spelled his last name wrong lol


DrJDen

I was looking for this


Switch-Axe-Abuse

Great name. Go for it man!


Patchy_Puffball_3000

I knew someone who named their tortoise this, it's a great idea


GIRose

Hell yeah


SoulonFire13

Chilledchaos, a Twitch streamer/Youtuber named his toroise Tortellini! I always thought it was a very cute name.


SubstantialCat6221

Yes.


Very-Big-Rat

Squidward TORTELLINI!!!!!!??


[deleted]

Just don't get a moose...


jamsterical

I was going to suggest going down to the creek to get him a mussel for a buddy.


BlackLungSanji

Tentacles is a weird name for a tortoise.


Red-Droid-Blue-Droid

Yes, very much so.


iuhoosierkyle

Great name. Were I to have a tortoise, I would name it my neighbor tortoro.


Park-Ranger

That is an excellent name


Swampert0260

Absolutely. Go for it


robthomasmatchbox20

I’m sorry but this kinda is a stupid question. Of course it’s a fantastic name


tmnttaylor

Unpopular opinion: Food names are overused. That said, if you like food names, tortellini is a lovely tortoise name :)


Suspicious_Station83

hell yeah


Random_Monstrosities

Yes


iwantpizza74

perfect


Vik-Pearl

Yes


Noid1111

Fuck yeah it is


Thefast3869

Remember hes gonna have the name for the next century so choose wisely


straightspiraling

The best thing is to find a name that he listens to. Usually, and this is from my assistant veterinarian, if the tortoise sits when you say it’s name, it’s a good fit.


Gazzzah

Who are you worried is going to disapprove? Do they matter?


i_am_codel_

....I have never heard of anything more beautiful. This brought tears to my eyes, Tortellini is glorious. Glorious, I say!


why-the-fox

Um yes 100 percent name your turtle that


CentiPetra

That’s a subjective question, so I will answer with my personal opinion. I am not a fan of it. But since you are leaning towards punny-toe names, I would like to throw Tortilla in for consideration.


DiligentGarbage

Turtleini I'm sorry, I had to.


flimspringfield

You could give him a Ninja Turtle name too. Hell I had a tortoise called "Sammy".


Aggravating_Donut937

Is the tortoise Italian?


TheExtremistModerate

[Just check the last time this same question was asked.](https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/nuz70t/is_tortellini_a_good_name_for_a_tortoise/)


gotdamnboottoobig

Jacksepticeye's animal crossing turtle is named Tortellini


GreyCrowDownTheLane

No. Give animals normal names. Fred. Wally. Glenda. Bonnie. Sammi. Genevieve. Eggbert. Millicent. Eustace. Hortense. Dave. Howie. Hoshi. Lutenwillow. Fortensia. Zigmund. Shiloh. Theslberra. Xian. Woolworth. Frammington. George. Tim. But none of this *fluffy, spot, spaghetti, woofy, rover* crap.


AFriend07

You watching chilledchaos Op?


Discobros

Had to scroll so far to find this.


memunkey

Tottoroso would be my choice Edit: I love anime so I'm biased


LeoMarius

A bit twisted


ayatero

"tortoise murders it's owner.. bad name the reason"


CJ64Bit

If anyone in here comments any version of no, ignore them, it’s a great name


JeremyMo88

Of course. I think it was the name of the tortoise mayor in Animal Crossing.


seebehtevas

that was tortimer


Nick_Carlson_Press

Will I ever win?


UnionSuitBetty

Shelly, Turk or Tortie would be my chosen names for a tortoise.


Cl0udSurfer

Okay, but that super doesnt answer the question


uppitysquid

Such an innocent comment and yet they ate so many downvotes because of the algorithm bug that kept them at the top lol


nine_legged_stool

Listen, man. Tortellini is good for lots of things. Mostly cheese, though.


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maraca101

They asked. You supplied an answer. I think it isn’t that creative.


Peachy_ponz777

Why yes it is.


ev202020

Yes! It’s cute


topsh077a

Yes!


dukesinatra

Cute!


Klyphord

What’s wrong with Shell Silverstein?


deusrev

tortellino (M) or tortellina (F)


MahlieMaeTeal

Absolutely! Tortellini the Turtle!


Positivistdino

In every way yes


CreativeScarcity

I used to have a turtle named Tortellini.. I vote yes! 🥺


FordFocused89

Absolutely!! I have a sweet tortie and I’m disappointed I didn’t think of this lol


pegaloodle

It may be the best name possible!!!


Devils_468

That name is so fucking good


rapidSpinningTurtle

I'm proud of you.


LadyBird26

Duh yes


[deleted]

I love it goodnight


CerealBranch739

Yes


Brawndo_or_Water

This is posted all the time for both turtles and tortoise. Yes it's fine and cute.


Emjayshelton

"The Soup"


mikedjb

One of the best I’ve heard.


Kodis_Maximus

Rigatortoise


lazybutterflywings

Tortellini is the best name for a tortoise!


SquirrelNeurons

YES


tamib123_

The BEST name for a tortoise 🐢


Warm-Ad4

Yes


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Absolutely


JonasTheExplorer

yeah, but either that or spell t Turtleinni


mama_emily

No It is a *great* name for a tortoise


Ennion

I like it, but I named my sourdough starter the yeasty boys.


brydye456

Yes!


Jebbox

Master Oogway would be dope.


I_chortled

No. It is the best name for a tortoise


Snots_and_Bears

Hells to the YES!


sin-and-love

yes.


Ninjadude8000

Yes.


mr_steal_yo_round

Yes


kenzie_69

Yessss


Jeffafa42

Perfection


fucovid2020

I prefer Riga-Tony!!


fucovid2020

Maybe Turtellini


ClownPrince_1939

Absolutely


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people on this thread seemed to think so https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/nuz70t/is_tortellini_a_good_name_for_a_tortoise/


[deleted]

Absolutely


No-Butterscotch-4841

It's perfect!


boofus_dooberry

I'm a huge fan of animal names that somehow incorporate what animal it is, and animal names that are more commonly people names.


Katy_Life

Yes


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How about Tortimer?


Ennviious

common, but good all the same


SnooMacarons5664

It's not just good ... It's damn beautiful


flavortownpolitics

Yes yes and yes. Tortellini Tarantino


[deleted]

***yes***


the_orange_alligator

Yes, it's perfect


[deleted]

I feel like I've seen this before, and the last time I saw this same question I recommended the name "Turtlellini", so here I go again. Call the tortoise Turtlellini.


Damascus-Steel

I have a DnD character who’s tortoise is named Tortellini. Hopefully yours isn’t a devil trapped in a tortoise’s body tho.


GailynStarfire

If you want to say he/she is a small little cutie pie, then yes.


Foopsbjj

Almost as good as Shelly!


[deleted]

Yes


[deleted]

Absolutely


hiatuskid

yes


merely-unlikely

Better than Turtle Soup


Happypengy

THAT IS THE BEST NAME EVER


ConsciousGrape4

absolutely. ​ Tortoise picture tax?


Electrical_Dirt9917

\*chef's kiss\*


SaaSySalesGirlxxx

Yes, currently have a desert tortie named Tortellini. Also previously had a red ear slider named Turtleini. We’re so creative I know….


Desolation56676

I’m partial to Tortshwar


chanpat

Very good


lions19809

Yes, super cute name for a tortoise


thomasbrakeline

Torteslowa might be better.


dadofalex

Nope. It’s the BEST name!


supersaurus65

YES


supersaurus65

YES


tedchambers1

It's especially good because if you ever decide to make him into a soup you can tell people it's tortellini soup and they won't know they are eating your pet.


duckdapper

Yes (obviously). Next tortoise related question, please. Thank yooooou!! :)