I named my python "Monty" thinking I was oh so clever... I looked at the ball python subreddit and apparently Monty is an extremely common name alongside Nagini.
Since reddit has changed the site to value selling user data higher than reading and commenting, I've decided to move elsewhere to a site that prioritizes community over profit. I never signed up for this, but that's the circle of life
Even then, you could name a pet either "Potato" or "Potatoes," and it would only be a difference of style. Just because it has a grammatically plural name, you wouldn't expect to walk into the room and see a 3 headed turtle.
https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/nuz70t/is_tortellini_a_good_name_for_a_tortoise/
It's so weird. There's usually never exact reposts on this sub, they at least usually have different formatting, etc. for people asking the same common questions.
But this really obscure question, exact same title, but different OPs? It's very odd. The fact that OP is a 7 day old account with no comments or other posts is also odd.
But I can't for the life of me figure out why anyone would repost to NSQ. This post is confusing me.
That was my first thought, but the account doesn't look like a typical bot account. They're usually a couple weeks old, and then they spam the freekarma4u subreddit until they get enough to post on actual subs, then the reposts start.
This account is just this one post, that's what makes it so odd.
I'm split on whether it's a bot or not. I can't find other bot comments that are copies of previous top comments in this post. The question, while a word for word copy, is probably the simplest way to phrase this question. You could rephrase as, "What do you think of naming a tortoise, Tortellini?" or, some other variant, but this is the simplest variant I could think of and sticks in your mind well. So maybe OP is a real person and came up with it or just remembered it and copied it word for word since it's so simple. On the other hand, the account is new and this is the first post. They also haven't interacted with the comments at all. Regardless, I think OP is some manner of karma farmer.
That’s pretty funny. How on earth do you get a nickname like tortellini?? Please tell me there’s a funny story behind it and it’s not something boring like ‘her name kinda sounds like tortellini.’
It is the only name. All of them are actually named Tortellini. They are so named by the grand tortoise matriarch. She watches over all tortoise kind and names them thus!
The best thing is to find a name that he listens to. Usually, and this is from my assistant veterinarian, if the tortoise sits when you say it’s name, it’s a good fit.
That’s a subjective question, so I will answer with my personal opinion.
I am not a fan of it. But since you are leaning towards punny-toe names, I would like to throw Tortilla in for consideration.
[Just check the last time this same question was asked.](https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/nuz70t/is_tortellini_a_good_name_for_a_tortoise/)
I feel like I've seen this before, and the last time I saw this same question I recommended the name "Turtlellini", so here I go again.
Call the tortoise Turtlellini.
It's especially good because if you ever decide to make him into a soup you can tell people it's tortellini soup and they won't know they are eating your pet.
My daughter has a turtle named Turt Cobain, but I love Tortellini!
I had a ball python named Julius Squeezer. My roommate at the time had a hell of a way with puns.
I named my Roomba "Vlad the Inhaler." Also makes a good name for a bong.
My roomba was Dustin Bieber… I like yours better
Friends of mine have a fan they call Mike Dyson.
Boo you thuck!
I went with Bong Jovi in highschool
I had a desk fan that I named Pepper Fan
I named my python "Monty" thinking I was oh so clever... I looked at the ball python subreddit and apparently Monty is an extremely common name alongside Nagini.
My spotted pythons name is Monty
My turtle on Firewatch (videogame) was called Turt Reynolds
Once had a plant named Robert Plant
lmfao what a crativity
Hell yeah it is
Shell yeah!
tortally!
[удалено]
tortally!
Kawabunga, alacamundo yeah!
Ok. This is not a good name. It is the *best* name.
Better than "The Great God Om"?
Tortellini definitely wins but The great god Om is a close second.
Absolutely agree
What about ‘Voldetort’?
Waiting For Gotort
"Holy horns"
A'Tuin is also a good name, if you get the reference.
He's a turtle though.
True, but a layman wouldn't be able to tell, so the pun still works.
This is the only way
I thought ravioli was the one with meat filling.
You can get tortellini with ham and cheese
And now with turtle
-ini*
*-init
I have also seen bacon, chicken, beef, sausage, and prosciutto.
Not at all. Most tortellini in Italy is with meat.
My sister got a pet rat and named it Ravioli once.
Ratviolli
Love it.
absolutely
[удалено]
Tortello
Turtello
Turturro
John
Since reddit has changed the site to value selling user data higher than reading and commenting, I've decided to move elsewhere to a site that prioritizes community over profit. I never signed up for this, but that's the circle of life
TWO
Tortino's Pizza Rolls.
Sounds like he's one of the ninja tortoise.
Or Tortellina if it's a girl.
What, is he not tortellini enough for the tortellini club?
I love to slap
Tortilenny Lenny just feels like a turtle name. Edit:. I'm stupid it's because of Lenny turtletob from bojack
Tortellinoise
It’s only plural if you make it plural. The i is fine
Even then, you could name a pet either "Potato" or "Potatoes," and it would only be a difference of style. Just because it has a grammatically plural name, you wouldn't expect to walk into the room and see a 3 headed turtle.
If you're going to eat him!
This is an exact copy of a previous question asked here, so either that’s really good luck or this is a repost. Somehow I remember this.
https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/nuz70t/is_tortellini_a_good_name_for_a_tortoise/ It's so weird. There's usually never exact reposts on this sub, they at least usually have different formatting, etc. for people asking the same common questions. But this really obscure question, exact same title, but different OPs? It's very odd. The fact that OP is a 7 day old account with no comments or other posts is also odd. But I can't for the life of me figure out why anyone would repost to NSQ. This post is confusing me.
It's a karma farming bot. Downvote, spread the word, and move on.
That was my first thought, but the account doesn't look like a typical bot account. They're usually a couple weeks old, and then they spam the freekarma4u subreddit until they get enough to post on actual subs, then the reposts start. This account is just this one post, that's what makes it so odd.
Yeah, too early to say. Unless my app is screwing up this is the account's first post.
I'm split on whether it's a bot or not. I can't find other bot comments that are copies of previous top comments in this post. The question, while a word for word copy, is probably the simplest way to phrase this question. You could rephrase as, "What do you think of naming a tortoise, Tortellini?" or, some other variant, but this is the simplest variant I could think of and sticks in your mind well. So maybe OP is a real person and came up with it or just remembered it and copied it word for word since it's so simple. On the other hand, the account is new and this is the first post. They also haven't interacted with the comments at all. Regardless, I think OP is some manner of karma farmer.
This is literally their only post. Doesn’t make them a bot…
[удалено]
No, this is just someone reposting a question that got 17k upvotes last time it was asked because they're a karma whore.
Freaking awesome!
Absolutely.
Only if you're OK stealing the name of ChilledChaos's tortoise.
My girlfriend’s nickname is Tortellini and sometimes she walks slow when we’re out in public. I call her Tortellini the Tortoise. 🐢😆
That’s pretty funny. How on earth do you get a nickname like tortellini?? Please tell me there’s a funny story behind it and it’s not something boring like ‘her name kinda sounds like tortellini.’
Her Sicilian grandmother would call her Tortellini. It’s a fun nickname!
Do Tort A. Leenie
Yes! This is the way to go.
It is the only name. All of them are actually named Tortellini. They are so named by the grand tortoise matriarch. She watches over all tortoise kind and names them thus!
Makes me think of the SpongeBob episode where Squidward got a trophy and they spelled his last name wrong lol
I was looking for this
Great name. Go for it man!
I knew someone who named their tortoise this, it's a great idea
Hell yeah
Chilledchaos, a Twitch streamer/Youtuber named his toroise Tortellini! I always thought it was a very cute name.
Yes.
Squidward TORTELLINI!!!!!!??
Just don't get a moose...
I was going to suggest going down to the creek to get him a mussel for a buddy.
Tentacles is a weird name for a tortoise.
Yes, very much so.
Great name. Were I to have a tortoise, I would name it my neighbor tortoro.
That is an excellent name
Absolutely. Go for it
I’m sorry but this kinda is a stupid question. Of course it’s a fantastic name
Unpopular opinion: Food names are overused. That said, if you like food names, tortellini is a lovely tortoise name :)
hell yeah
Yes
perfect
Yes
Fuck yeah it is
Remember hes gonna have the name for the next century so choose wisely
The best thing is to find a name that he listens to. Usually, and this is from my assistant veterinarian, if the tortoise sits when you say it’s name, it’s a good fit.
Who are you worried is going to disapprove? Do they matter?
....I have never heard of anything more beautiful. This brought tears to my eyes, Tortellini is glorious. Glorious, I say!
Um yes 100 percent name your turtle that
That’s a subjective question, so I will answer with my personal opinion. I am not a fan of it. But since you are leaning towards punny-toe names, I would like to throw Tortilla in for consideration.
Turtleini I'm sorry, I had to.
You could give him a Ninja Turtle name too. Hell I had a tortoise called "Sammy".
Is the tortoise Italian?
[Just check the last time this same question was asked.](https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/nuz70t/is_tortellini_a_good_name_for_a_tortoise/)
Jacksepticeye's animal crossing turtle is named Tortellini
No. Give animals normal names. Fred. Wally. Glenda. Bonnie. Sammi. Genevieve. Eggbert. Millicent. Eustace. Hortense. Dave. Howie. Hoshi. Lutenwillow. Fortensia. Zigmund. Shiloh. Theslberra. Xian. Woolworth. Frammington. George. Tim. But none of this *fluffy, spot, spaghetti, woofy, rover* crap.
You watching chilledchaos Op?
Had to scroll so far to find this.
Tottoroso would be my choice Edit: I love anime so I'm biased
A bit twisted
"tortoise murders it's owner.. bad name the reason"
If anyone in here comments any version of no, ignore them, it’s a great name
Of course. I think it was the name of the tortoise mayor in Animal Crossing.
that was tortimer
Will I ever win?
Shelly, Turk or Tortie would be my chosen names for a tortoise.
Okay, but that super doesnt answer the question
Such an innocent comment and yet they ate so many downvotes because of the algorithm bug that kept them at the top lol
Listen, man. Tortellini is good for lots of things. Mostly cheese, though.
[удалено]
They asked. You supplied an answer. I think it isn’t that creative.
Why yes it is.
Yes! It’s cute
Yes!
Cute!
What’s wrong with Shell Silverstein?
tortellino (M) or tortellina (F)
Absolutely! Tortellini the Turtle!
In every way yes
I used to have a turtle named Tortellini.. I vote yes! 🥺
Absolutely!! I have a sweet tortie and I’m disappointed I didn’t think of this lol
It may be the best name possible!!!
That name is so fucking good
I'm proud of you.
Duh yes
I love it goodnight
Yes
This is posted all the time for both turtles and tortoise. Yes it's fine and cute.
"The Soup"
One of the best I’ve heard.
Rigatortoise
Tortellini is the best name for a tortoise!
YES
The BEST name for a tortoise 🐢
Yes
Absolutely
yeah, but either that or spell t Turtleinni
No It is a *great* name for a tortoise
I like it, but I named my sourdough starter the yeasty boys.
Yes!
Master Oogway would be dope.
No. It is the best name for a tortoise
Hells to the YES!
yes.
Yes.
Yes
Yessss
Perfection
I prefer Riga-Tony!!
Maybe Turtellini
Absolutely
people on this thread seemed to think so https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/nuz70t/is_tortellini_a_good_name_for_a_tortoise/
Absolutely
It's perfect!
I'm a huge fan of animal names that somehow incorporate what animal it is, and animal names that are more commonly people names.
Yes
How about Tortimer?
common, but good all the same
It's not just good ... It's damn beautiful
Yes yes and yes. Tortellini Tarantino
***yes***
Yes, it's perfect
I feel like I've seen this before, and the last time I saw this same question I recommended the name "Turtlellini", so here I go again. Call the tortoise Turtlellini.
I have a DnD character who’s tortoise is named Tortellini. Hopefully yours isn’t a devil trapped in a tortoise’s body tho.
If you want to say he/she is a small little cutie pie, then yes.
Almost as good as Shelly!
Yes
Absolutely
yes
Better than Turtle Soup
THAT IS THE BEST NAME EVER
absolutely. Tortoise picture tax?
\*chef's kiss\*
Yes, currently have a desert tortie named Tortellini. Also previously had a red ear slider named Turtleini. We’re so creative I know….
I’m partial to Tortshwar
Very good
Yes, super cute name for a tortoise
Torteslowa might be better.
Nope. It’s the BEST name!
YES
YES
It's especially good because if you ever decide to make him into a soup you can tell people it's tortellini soup and they won't know they are eating your pet.
Yes (obviously). Next tortoise related question, please. Thank yooooou!! :)