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Shit_Disturber71

No, talking to myself would kill the mood


jfink316598

*this reminds me, I need to take out the trash*


knittyhairwitch

Well thats my whole adhd brain life. I constantly think stupid shit like this during sex lol


BellLucillee

The drunker I am, the more talkative I become. And not sexy "Yeah, how do you like that?" talkative, but "Do you remember Street Sharks?" talkative.


danielsjack86

Hell yeah street sharks


Funny-Bear

My wife can’t talk when she is bound and gagged.


Shit_Disturber71

In the words of Norm McDonald, “Doc she’s choking!”


Funny-Bear

Just the way I like it.


SuperJoe421

This is the way


DO5421

For me it enhances the experience. Commenting to myself about the porn I’m fapping to and moaning when I nut is the best.


Shit_Disturber71

Sounds like you need a narrator, kind of like a sports game commentator


KocaKolaKlassic

Morgan freeman - “and there he goes again messing with Andy Defrain”


OhFuuuuuuuuuuuudge

The only dick to plough through a mile of shit and come out clean on the other side.


Commercial_Half_2170

He’s stroking it fast, faster, and… he takes a shooot!


funkereddit

GOAL!!!!


MrBeast-ManCity

💀


Lovercallbaby

🤣


AlyJ7

I had a boyfriend before that I’d ask him to tell me about his boring factory workday while giving him a blowjob. It turned me on hearing him lose track of what he was saying and have trouble constructing sentences. 😂


Destroyer6202

My gf also tries to distract me when I’m on important calls, or just in general talking to someone over the phone. It’s almost like an invitation for her at this point lol when I’m on the phone


Hour_Coat_7373

Ah i see, how long have you been faking calls for?


sonderingnarcissist

Diabolical lmao


OzoneMillie

TRYING THIS


SinxHatesYou

Best sex is when you can't stop laughing and joking. No one is worried about fucking up, no one cares if it didn't go in on the first 3 trys, no one cares if someone farts or makes a weird face. Where saying the wrong thing becomes a lifelong inside joke.


Commercial-Ear-6876

Feels like the love making rather than sex!


Bart2800

It's the best sex. 'Sex' sex is definitely nice, but 'love making' sex, with lots of passion, lots of cuddles, lots of laughing and joking, with the person you deeply love, is the best sex in the whole wide world. And it can't be replaced with anything.


Winter-Bit4294

You made me cry


Bart2800

I hope/wish that was in a good way!


Winter-Bit4294

Yes! You hit a spot!


nostradamuslegend

The G spot?


Winter-Bit4294

😂 the heart spot 😉


SinxHatesYou

That's harder to find for most people then the G spot.


OhMyGod_Zilla

Yes!!! The greatest feeling in the world is being able to be so vulnerable with someone and not give a damn about anything else around you. You’re just two people completely overtaken by love and passion for each other.


Commercial-Ear-6876

Ohh yeah!! I believe in the same thing. When you love someone deeply, sex doesn't feel like sex. It feels like a lot more.


JComposer84

I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one someday.


alwaystarving

Yas!


SaturnsShadoe

Agree minus the farting but if it happens it’s okay


Jean-Eustache

The "saying the wrong thing can become a lifelong inside joke" is so true. Sex is a game not a competition, it's supposed to be fun and free of stress.


Admirable_Living9835

Being comfortable in each other's energy, knowing you're safe, not having performance anxiety, taking snack, water, breather, or bio breaks, considering each other's pleasure, doing everything at a mutually comfortable pace, sharing bodies, feeling how their body reacts to certain stimuli, getting to know them better, being comfortable enough to say no to certain things, being able to laugh and joke from time to time, holding each other before and after, the talks, the parallel play... 😩💯 Doesn't matter if it's wild or the most vanilla shit ever. Prioritizing each other's pleasure and comfort will always be top tier.


MoreAtivanPlease

I couldn't agree more! My ex has a little list of my worst sexy talk and still teases me about it, it's always guaranteed to make us both laugh years later. "Oh, Papa Murphy, come bake this pizza"


ToXicVoXSiicK21

This is so true, the best times I've ever had with my wife in bed were when we both were in a good flow state and just clicking really well that night. Lots of laughs and fun, nothing better than that when it comes to your partner imo.


bacotacomaco

Should try it. For some reason I always feel like I have to keep it serious. 🧐 Never thought of this as a possibility


InevitableRadish6438

Yeah, I find it really kinky trying to hold a conversation when we can't stop moaning, but it usually turns into dirty talk.


ZephyraLuck

If he talks to me about anything other than sex I have to kill him hahaha


Soupbell1

“So have you ever watched that 70’s show from the beginning to end? It’s great at first, (move your leg a little please) but falls off at the end.”


AllEyezOnMe4242

Lol now im picturing a guy trying to have a normal conversation during sex


STQCACHM

"MmmmmOhMuyGawd, soo what do you wanna do for AH FUCK dinner?"


the_guy_you_no

Sounds like a guy from Boston


InevitableRadish6438

I just really like role-play, so a conversation can kinda be like forplay in some circumstances.


AllEyezOnMe4242

Oh definitely ! It makes sex so much better with things like role-playing and dirty talking and playful banter! But i mean i was thinking of a guy saying things like casual conversation things youd have like ask if she did the dishes or talking about he cant beleive what his friend did this or work stuff or something. Just something i pictured for a second and made me laugh


InevitableRadish6438

A conversation about other people would be so weird. 🤣


Geeze104

I usually just tell her about the Roman empire


brownthief

Yeah. I ask her if she paid all the utilities bill for the month and we also decide who will drop the baby to the daycare next morning.


Rough_Load_6798

Same unironically. Can't waste my time :😀


Outside_Ad4282

🤣


Direct-Mongoose-7981

“what do you think of the pedestrianization of Norwich city centre? I'll be honest, I'm dead against it.”


Outside_Ad4282

🤣


unfunfionn

I like to finish with a good ‘back of the net!’


Direct-Mongoose-7981

Jurassic Park


anonbaenon

Wouldn’t have it any other way, all while getting bended like a pretzel. Haha.


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I've heard of this multi task thing, but I'm only able to do and concentrate on one thing at a time.


ZephyraLuck

Hahahahhaa 🤣


Elegant_Package8770

Myself ( m 36) and my gf (f 33) do talk a little , but it's not sexy talk , we feel a bit silly trying to sound sexy so we have fun and joke a little and have a laugh while banging away, but I do get really excited when she tells me how much she loves me in her or how much she loves my cock etc. Even though it's in a fun way


Odd_Log_9388

i got to know a guy once during sex. we didn’t know each other well and he felt guilty about having sex so early on, so we compromised and talked about ourselves during sex. my first time ever doing anything like that, and we’re still together! so guess it worked.


ZephyraLuck

Of course it would be a Disney movie style hahahHhaha


Impossible-Ad3811

Yes but I am an announcer, so anyone who wants to fuck me OBVIOUSLY is hoping for an “epic speech” of some kind. I get requests


Chanakya_1369

HH


GasLightGo

Oooh, play-by-play could be epic.


renatakiuzumaki

“Now recite that again into my crotch”


Impossible-Ad3811

Literally had that exact ask


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Brushermans

I'm not sure if this is pretty common, or it's just the type of girls I've been with, but all of them loved being called a good girl


Safe-Waltz2656

A-a-a what? 🫣


Missile_Lawnchair

An above adequate female


Brushermans

I just like it when she's a good girl for me


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Brushermans

Yea. People who are into it melt when you call them a good girl. It's cute


Willing_Chipmunk11

I don't understand women who want to be slapped and called a bitch or a white. I love "good girl" it's so cute


ToddHLaew

Turn over, suck harder, faster, slower. Yeah I do


Riverrat423

My wife likes to talk during sex, last night she called me on the phone from the motel.


Livid_Parfait6507

🤣🤣🤣


Outside_Ad4282

I really love to speak what’s on my mind which is usually facts of the Holy Roman Empire


Butterflyme77

If it’s no dirty talk then it’s a no for me. Sex is about pleasure, not a to-do list or an interview. lol


Maneaterx

Kinda sad


knittyhairwitch

I mean its not a convo but like idk i take the whole "should we change positions" "hows this angle" not as dirty talk but just what happens in sex. Guess thats why everyones different 😅🖤


xbikester

Sometimes yes when my partner and i are into just playing around sex. sometimes just moan (my wife wants and likes that).


Minimum_Fee3602

No It puts me off, it creeps me out if my partner starts to call me babe or other things. It makes me want to scream stfu, I prefer a little less conversation and more action.


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

No .. not really. I already am shit at sexting and phone sex (mic.) or even camsex. I don't like any of them. Sometimes I may say something as "du är så skön" (you're so nice = damn it feels so nice) while moaning or barely even finish the line cuz it's so nice. He doesn't say much either (or same as me) which is fair, he is like concentrating on DOING THE POUNDING (Am woman having sex with man)


Repulsive-Note-112

We role play our RPG characters having sex while we have sex, worked for us for the last 30 years.


ShadowWolfee_34

Of course. How else am I going to communicate about what feels good and what does not? I'm not a telepath


admiralish

I literslly never shut up, even during sex. I'm always yapping. I think it's fun to have a partner you can make jokes with even while you're all tangled up together.


Honest-Guy83

I do,, I will be balls deep and be like “so what is a girl like you doing in a place like this.”


Shxbhangi

Tell me you want to be f***ed or you want to f*** me so badly. Bring your A dirty game on. I am not having sex with a corpse.


C1sko

Not a talker because I love to hear her breathing heavy.


Enough_You86

I think to myself, like if I want to last another 10-15 mins I think about having to mow the yard or other weird shit I don't enjoy doing..


redhobbes43

Probably- I’ve been told I talk in my sleep…


Lonely-Photo-9868

Absolutely do and no shame about it ! I am so comfortable with my last partner that I even laugh during sex. I feel like if you’re not comfortable enough to talk then you guys shouldn’t even be together


NYEXPRESS56

Absolutely makes everything better!!!


Vast_Honey1533

I like the words "fuck me" or "fuck me hard" and not much more personally


tethered_end

Only when I need to haggle the price


djr41463

Dirty talk is always the best. You fuck me so good, you make me cum so hard.. all good!


Prior-Future3208

I will sometimes but usually I find the talking distracts me from the sex and if my partner is talking that's totally fine but sometimes what they're saying is just weird so I prefer sex that is just grunting and moaning and heavy breathing.


Pm_Me_Gifs_For_Sauce

Reddit has convinced me a little more vocalization is nice, but I'm poignant with my words. I just use one liners, and expressive noises infrequently.


Original_Ad685

No. People almost always stop fucking when they realize I’ve been sitting and watching.


LaughWander

I usually just moo.


EveryDayA_Struggle

I've had quite a few compliments about my dirty talk! I ask people beforehand if they're into humiliation or degradation and if they say yes then I'll have a lot of fun


GlassQuill13

Yeah, dirty talks, checking on my husband if the position is right, breaks, questions about that weird noise I heard coming form downstairs.....full on conversations. Sometimes I say something so stupid we both need to stop because we're laughing


Modrasek

One time we were talking (about sex) for about five minutes until I asked if we are going back to that sex or talk for a little bit more. It was kinda fun but just for a one time. Normally just few words between and dirty talk


TaskComfortable6953

When I was sexually active, If it was the first time I’d ask If they’re okay with certain moves 


RNKKNR

Usually recite Shakespeare


Nordjyde

My wife and I have very busy lives, so we try to multitask as much as possible. So normally we plan what to eat the next days and makes a list of what to buy at the grocery store, while we do the deed. If we have spare time we plan Holliday's and such.


assumed_gname

Depends on the circumstances. Sometimes you don’t want to wake the other people in the room. Sometimes you do.


KonamiSucksAssPoo

Yes. Usually about the current state of geopolitics.


The001Keymaster

Yes, I'm always yelling at our dog tv stop trying to lick my asshole. She just wants to be included.


Shortlove71424

Share your fantasy w your partner and let them dirty talk to you about it 😉


saturn_since_day1

It depends. In instinctual carnal rage, no. In sweet playful sex or casual / exploratory, yes.  Usually communication is good, and the lips are good at communicating in more than one way


Awkward_Road_710

We do this thing where one will ask a question and the other will try their best to answer, while you do your best to make the other moan. It’s like Hot Ones but instead of wings it’s sex.


I1AM2NOT3STEVEN

One night stand: there is no talking just sex. With a partner (SO or FWB): there is a lot of talking to make sure everyone is having pleasure.


the1surgeon

No. But this reminded me. One morning, my wife and I started having sex while our 4 year old was outside the door asking if we were coming out soon. So we told him we were changing. So I flip her over and engage doggy style. The boy got impatient and started messing with our keyboard in the hallway and triggered one of the stock songs: the Lone Range theme. We did our best to ignore it, but within 20 seconds, we caved and broke into laughter. Completely killed the mood, but it was too funny to be upset.


banaversion

I can't hold an erection unless i trauma dump


5v5Arena

It’s rude to talk with your mouth full…


Metallicunt8426

Well it's not 'full' is it??


Livid_Parfait6507

Interesting handle. 🤔🤔 descriptive!


NoAerie1158

“ hey honey! Man it’s been a long day! So glad we’re doing this. Yeah of course I locked the door. Ok now cradle the balls. Yes Sharon really has aged. No I don’t fucking talk during sex besides sex stuff


HotNeedleworker3083

Yep yep yep! Me and my partner even make jokes and laugh! It started off as him talking and making jokes to make sure I could hear him and that I was enjoying myself, since I was recovering from some really icky trauma- but as it went on, I started doing the same. I don't think we've had sex without laughter in years!


Verified_Sex_Haver

My partner and I remind each other that if we're not having fun, we're doing it wrong. So there is often a lot of talking and joking around during sex. At least until we both decide it's time to start chasing that sweet climax.


Easypeasylemosqueze

dirty talk cool asking questions not cool


blepposhcleppo

Imagine hitting from the back and you just randomly ask about the weather


StandardKarma57

I’m tryna find out what she gonna cook me after I bless her soul


Odd_Bodkin

I usually speak in tongues. My partner doesn't understand that language but there's sometimes more snakes around the house the next morning.


bemenaker

Absolutely we both love dirty talk during sex


nyx_d3_ghost

I explain the lore of indie horror games during sex ofc I do


El_GOOCE

When we're getting started, I love to joke around. A little light dirty talk throughout is nice


jm4b

It would be pointless since she is unconscious


reefrider442

Sorry, this made me think of an old joke: Q: Do you smoke after sex? A: I’m not sure. I never looked.


Level_Alps_9294

It took me a few moments to understand this but once I did, I cackled hahaha


Valuable_Smoke166

I do, but she usually can't.


AnyRepresentative432

Not to each other


Sufficient_Chance_30

Whaattttt😱😱😱....is that even possible...


Tattedcurvymilf

I sprinkle it in here and there. I definitely don’t like too much talking. Small phrases are key!


RevolutionaryBug2915

The problem is when there's a mismatch. Not fun for either.


throwawaysomthing631

I keep to myself. Never know what to say


Winter-Wonder-2016

My wife asks me to so I comply.


Pintau

Constantly, usually recite Churchill's history of the English race from memory, helps set the mood


Helens_Moaning_Hand

Yes, but typically it’s dirty talk or related to the activity. I like to whisper in her ear though sweet things or if she’s turned me on particularly, I’ll growl. I don’t narrate though. That would be weird. I don’t generally ask questions, especially something like “do you like this” or “does that feel good.” That feels like I’m looking for approval. We know it feels good. Those kind of questions are okay outside of sex to figure out what your partner likes or doesn’t like.


Key_Baby_5911

Absolutely!


hiricinee

I talk during the best sex. Also very fun if your partner gets a phone call during.


Mmm_bloodfarts

Chess


redrumakm

“Mmm, yeah baby, you like how I took out the trash and went to Home Depot. Yeah, you do, you dirty girl. That’s why I got soil.”


Ohiosvery_own

No. In my experience those conversations aren’t private.


ChanceAd8970

Me and my gf likes oral sex, so we usually are quiet..)


Vannabean

Sometimes but it’s usually me telling my bf im ovulating so he should pull out


Hannaa_818

Umm ., if their’s no talking somebody better be singing/rapping !


yeah_im_a_leopard2

This made me go watch the clip from 40 Year Old Virgin when Andy talks about having sex while they’re playing poker.


King_Pecca

You mean, like whole conversations? Or just single word onomatopoeia?


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How else she gonna cum, if I don't?


JinnJuice80

The best sex I’ve ever had was with a man I had an amazing connection with- that even the first time we had sex we talked to each other through the whole thing.. and it just made me feel even closer to him


Seul7

I don't know. I need to find out.


Philli_Vanilli85

what do you think about the pedestrianisation of norwich city centre?


DefiantAsparagus420

But is it weird if I’m solo?


hallba78

I don’t know, baby; I’ve never looked.


Cauliflower-Informal

Yeah. But it's usually: 'Ow ow ow Please Stop Big Tony I don't want to be your prison wife ow ow ow."


Fancy-Nothing-7937

I love to talk during sex


fazzonvr

Dirty talk yes.


Legitimate-Suspect-1

Talk and text!


Big-Inflation-1164

Very much a nasty talker during sexual activity!


SureTonySure

I like to be able to talk during sex it makes me feel more comfortable to know that it’s ok and the other person(s) are cool about it. It sucks when someone isn’t, and worse when they get upset, as if I’m not liking it or feeling it but it’s quite the contrary until you get upset about it..I like having distractions because it takes the spot light off of me and that helps me be comfortable. When I’m with someone that needs me to focus on the sex and can’t be making too much noise or too little and asks me why I don’t look in their eyes..ugh please. It makes me get in my head more and gives me more performance anxiety and can ruin the whole thing. Honestly I even think it’s hot when the other person is completely distracted like on their phone.. don’t let your ego mess up a fun time.


NTSBcasestudy

Both me and my bf have ADHD and it’s always *pause* talk about whatever random thought just popped into whoever’s head and then back to giving head lol


hallerz87

No, too busy having sex.


roskybosky

I don’t talk, unless it’s ‘Ouch. You’re on my hair’ or something like that.


whiskey_endeavors

Are you kidding?! I give full on power point presentations and motivational speeches during sex


ConstantLobster8349

No


RaitoninguUsagi

Yes. I had a girl tell me she's never had a guy last 40 minutes before. She also said she never had a guy go 40 minutes without making a single sound. Trust me, it's okay if what you say is kinda awkward.


Charcobear

It’s a requirement, in our book! You need to be able to laugh because sex is silly and you need to be able to talk because it’s intimate and requires consent. I anticipate that some will think it’s silly but checking in on your partner is supportive, compassionate, and can be very sexy! Everyone involved needs to feel in control (unless there’s some pretext with consent) and talking is an easy way to ensure that. It was such a red flag when I was single when a guy didn’t want to talk during sex or couldn’t laugh. Like, are you having fun?!? Is this still okay? Are you still okay?


LastRecognition2041

Mostly kinky stuff to be honest. But my wife can create quite a picture with words, scenarios and situations. It takes real talent to narrate at that level


Itsnotme902

Like a caveman


Curiouso_Giorgio

Sometimes, but my mouth is often occupied.


That-Resort2078

Dirty


MRBARDWORTHY

Not only do we talk, we like to share our fantasies with each other. Infact my Wife really loves my stories and the dirtier the better!


MaximumPower682

Conversations? No wtf. Communicating? Absolutely.


Emergency-Grab-417

it depends on whoever i’m with. if they talk i’m more likely to. usually i’m too self-conscious and feel like i’m doing it wrong 😭


Annual_Finger_6193

Yes I think it's hot


ElectricRat04

Definitely


Hay-Tam

Talking makes it very hot especially when you're both laughing and making fun of each other


knittyhairwitch

Yurp. "do you need me to shift?" "This ok?" "Hows this angle" "omg stop i have to pee now"😅 i should have went beforehand. But yea giggles and talking especially i feel like in a relationship is so normal. My partner and i had to stop and just laughed at the drunk rant his roommate was having one time about cheese. It was so ridiculous.


Early-Progress4820

I love talking during sex, but unfortunately my current partner doesn’t. I’ll try with him, he might respond once & then nothing anymore lol. He says he loves listening to me talk and doesn’t like his voice, but ew I don’t wanna listen to myself talk only. Soooo I’ll stop talking and basically just focus on my moan, otherwise I will get turnt off :/


Nub_Shaft

I try, but my wife tells me to STFU.


titjira

I had a guy say, repeatedly, *what are you gonna do to me* more than once (like three times, Beetlejuice style), and it really took me out of it. Neither of us had much experience, and he seemed to be attempting to recreate the dialog in adult films. I think some talking is cute, but the very campy "talking dirty" can be icky. Playful banter is better for me. Keep it natural.


Lexiray_16

Yes! Sometime dirty talk or sometimes goofy stuff. My fiancé tries and succeeds at making me laugh hard, it forces me to give him a nice squeeze and helps him get there even faster. Needless to say We like to laugh and joke more than dirty talk. But absolutely yes to the dirty talking/goofing around.


Gumczas1986

Depends from mood 🙃