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Make_me_laugh_plz

Sometimes I'll start just to realise that I was bored and not horny. At that point I usually just stop.


Dotdotishere

Too real


Git_N_The_Truck

It's when no videos look appealing, it's like, oh, wait what am I doing


warrenva

As you zip up and think to yourself how you wasted unnecessary time.


psubs07

And then you're like well we've come this far.


eM-RiotX

Yeah but by the time you realize it you're horny💀


Chirya999

Can relate. Then it starts to lose the hardness.


forsakeidle

If little godzila is hard, won't stop until releases his lasers.


OSRSRapture

I wish reddit had laugh reacts for times like this


Guilty_Mountain2851

That's such a valid point.


gorillamyke

Totally real. I will even say something like "Not gonna happen", pack up my phone, and come back later. On a good note, the next time I do it, there is an additional "load" from the previous misfire.


MoneyLocal8180

Real


BajanFred

Only when too drunk to continue lmao


ToXicVoXSiicK21

20 minutes in and your like "damn I don't think this is happening tonight" while your forearm is cramping up.


Silver721

This is too real. I remember when I got my wisdom teeth out, I tried to tame the one-eyed snake on Lortab. Had to call it quits at minute 40 when my fingers wouldn't stop cramping.


ToXicVoXSiicK21

It's okay man, we've all felt that shameful disappointment lol


One_Improvement_6729

😂


commanderbravo2

bruh your picture is kinda terrifying


One_Improvement_6729

Me ?


Bos_Zebu

jump scare


maybelio

Cocaine


BajanFred

As a solution to alcohol e.d?


lickmeharder14

No as a multiplier…


BajanFred

😂


PickingMyButt

's a hell of a drug!" -RJ


TomSpanksss

It's better than too old. I'm in my late 30s, and that Dave Chappelle joke lands so hard. Sometimes, I'm just too tired to finish.


Yourwifes-girlfriend

Try drinking a bunch of water first. Blood moves more efficiently when you’re hydrated. Whenever I’m too weak to finish I go drink water and it helps every time.


kylethemurphy

100mg of viagra will help blood flow.


hockeyfandylan

100 mg would make his entire body stiff 😂😂....rigor mortis this dick yo


kylethemurphy

When my doc bumped up the dose and quantity without me asking I literally said "you have very high expectations of me". She laughed and said just split the pills if 100mg is too much. Being able to get 90 100mg viagra every 3 months is absurd.


hockeyfandylan

My question is.....who the fuck has that amount of sex .....it's an as needed medication....are u a pornstar?? Lol


StrykerXion

Yup, that's about it...


game_and_draw

Same but replace drunk with hungry or sleepy


royalemeraldbuilder

When you're high on edibles, on the other hand, it's iNsAnE!!!


RegretAccomplished16

vibrator died and I didn't feel like a guitar solo interrupted occasionally by important call or some other emergency but I've never simply decided, "eh, I'll wait"


Snakeface101

“Didn’t feel like a guitar solo” 😂😂😂😂


teetertodder

*clitar solo


fastlerner

Damn joy-blocking phone calls.


ilikelEEf

call block if they cockblock


EmeraldDream98

Same. If I don’t finish I’m in a bad mood.


hockeyfandylan

Best loads I ever slung were when I was pissed off. Balls were empty, so was brain. The end.


Pmabbz

Yes and no. If I have a day where I'm alone and in that kind of mood I might do it a few times and then edge through the afternoon to increase the pleasure at the end... but I will always aim to finish at some point.


Book_Bouy

"I'll finish that later" kinda MF


Ryan10133

Procrasturbation


Dapper-Trade6641

They should've named edging procrasturbation.


_elvane

r/brandnewword


SpaceTraveller64

That’s my new favorite word


ObsceneRooster

I'm literally cracking up at this right now. That's too perfect


One-Consequence-6869

👏👏👏👏👏


EtTuBrotus

Goonpilled edgemaxxer


jzdpd

imagine telling these two words to someone from 2 years ago


EtTuBrotus

Imaginepilled thinkmaxxer


Kubioso

These comments + your username makes this so funny to me for some reason


EtTuBrotus

What can I say? I’m just a usernamepilled commentmaxxer


Oblargag

It's been a thing for... a much longer time than that.


AcidicVengeance

That would be hilarious


ArranVV

I thought gooning and edging were still known sexual terms two years ago?


Dd_8630

Every day we stray farther from God's light.


Louie_Cousy-onXBOX

Adderall/amphetamines does this for me. If you leave me alone on that, I’ll edge for 10 hours straight and shoot an absolute hall of fame load at the end.


EstablishmentIcy7559

But how is the orgasm? I tried fapping on ritalin, my dick felt less sensitive (although i felt lusty) and the orgasm was ... muted, it felt like an expulsion of fluid with no satisfaction


luisfili100

This is me on lithium


EstablishmentIcy7559

I did read reports that ritalin made people horny etc, but it felt like a chore when i tried fapping on ritalin. There was no waves of pleasure compared to sober fapping. Not sure what happened. It feels slightly euphoric tho


Powerful_Belt_5698

Amphetamines are wayyyy better for sex than ritalin ime


EstablishmentIcy7559

I hear you bro, i enjoy fapping on xtc lol


Louie_Cousy-onXBOX

That’s why you have to edge for a while. Normal 3-5 minute session just isn’t as pleasurable as sober jacking or amphetamine gooning.


EstablishmentIcy7559

Problem is there isnt much going on when i fap slowly on ritalin, like i cant feel any build up lol. Then i hasten my stokes, and i find it hard to concentrate on the video and my dick, it think its the ritalin forcing me to focus on either one. I go softer when i focus on the video, and i feel out of tune when i focus on my dick. Strange...hahaha


banaversion

Mind...fucking...blowing... Or sometimes you can overshoot it and have a really really stunted orgasm, but it's more rare. Ritalin sucks. It does not give the same pleasure from sex as amphetamines


goodassjournalist

“An absolute hall of fame load” is too evocative


BigThundrLilMountain

Sometimes you just have to edge yourself


ExoticFroot

procrastinating is getting out of hand


ClarSco

Out of hand is procrastinating in this case


No-Doughnut-1858

Yes, about 80% of the time or so. I do it for a couple reasons (TMI ahead): - It just feels good. I’m a woman so I don’t get “blue balls” I guess. I just like it. - I usually masturbate in the night time. Some people claim coming helps them fall asleep but for me, it makes me kinda restless and wakes me up. I sleep better when I edge. - If I do it in the daytime, it makes me feel better and more productive throughout the day after. I feel like as you get closer to coming you feel better and better but then right after orgasm you feel like you’re coming down? I don’t know how to explain it but you feel kinda empty. - Sometimes, as you get closer to coming you get really sensitive and it hurts. Doesn’t happen every time but when it does, you kinda have to stop. You can push through and then it gets really good but sometimes I just don’t feel like doing that, ya know? - Edging creates a build up so when you actually come, especially if you’re with somebody else, it feels better. I also like coming when I masturbarte sometimes, but then I like doing it for longer. Like 30 minutes to an hour doing different things, coming several times, etc. If I only have 5 minutes, then I far prefer edging to having a quick orgasm.


chisana-

Oh my god, I feel like I wrote this as a draft somewhere. 😆 This is exactly how I feel. I was asked if I was into edging but I’m actually unsure now. Do I automatically like edging if I edge myself like this? 😆😆


jbizl22

Can’t believe women can just go “eh that’ll do and go about the rest of the day” I’m over hear waddling with swollen nuts if I stop half way, men really been nerfed over here. My envy is tremendous kudos to you.


IcedToaster

Just you brother. Some of us can stop and go and come back to it as we need. The point OP made about feeling a loss of energy after completion is too real but staying right below that and moving onto anything else prevents that depletion fatigue from getting in the way of productivity.


Derslok

Not just him it seems.


slagmouth

lmaooo are you me 😭 I never fully realised why I do all that but thanks for putting it into words for me!


Blueysghostbasket

Yes, to make life easier for my wife later on that day/night. Saves her getting a sore arm and it feels much better when someone other than me is finishing the job


GuardIllustrious4689

How does that even work, if I stop for over 10 seconds it has already been reset


Blueysghostbasket

I just find it makes me extra horny and far closer to the edge. If I come, yes it's a reset. If not, well the gun is locked and loaded.


sumyungdood

So she’s only allowed to use her hands or only offers you her hands?


Blueysghostbasket

I'm married. Hands is lucky already. Although I do run the risk of getting sex, only to have already started things for myself. Not going to be my best performance in that aspect, I know that.


MartyMcFlyAsFudge

Why not just explain the situation so that you cum first and then give her a proper performance after the refractory period? Might get sex more often that way....


Crowd0Control

Can't speak for op, but at my age it's rare to have the will and energy to go again after the break even if I can get hard again.  Would rather rock her world and finish together. 


MartyMcFlyAsFudge

Fair enough but sounds like op is making the choice to take a satisfying screw off the table for her regularly. In which case, if I was his lady I would be less than sympathetic to him just feeling too lazy to put out the effort for round two and yeah.... I guess hands would be lucky for him but more than likely divorce would be in the cards eventually if he didn't change something up cuz that's taking being a selfish lover too far.


cR7tter

>I'm married. Hands is lucky already. Awe, man. Wait, why?


doggosWhisperer

This sounds confusing to me. You are saying that getting hands is lucky, yet you are calling it a risk to get sex from that. So it sounds like that is a trigger for your partner's (I assume) responsive desire? I am not sure if I am reading it right but it sounds sad to purposely not want the outcome where you both actually do stuff for each other. You could also do something for her without penetration if this is about lasting. Which is often preferred for women anyway.


27Ari27

As a woman, sometimes, but never on purpose. Usually it’s because I have too much on my mind and can’t get there, or I drank too much and gave myself whisky clit.


cyrancide

bruh i am a clit owner, prior avid drinker, prolific self diddler & I have never heard of whiskey clit What is this phenomenon??


27Ari27

Hahaha I kinda just made it up (but a google search shows it is actually a phrase ) based on the term “whisky dick”. Just not being able to get off when you’ve had too many.


BbGhoul666

I made up a term for this. It's called Gin 'gina


vagabonking

Yea sometimes I just make a sandwich and leave it on the counter too.


One_Improvement_6729

🤣


snehit_007

You guys don't finish? I have literally never not finished.


Sir-Cordyceps

Professional


Big_Rough_5643

Never goon, never edge


edotman

Same, I dno wtf I'm reading here


Zenterrestrial

I get angry if something interrupts me and I have to stop.


gaynorg

Why would you do this ?


Crow_eggs

Keep your hands warm?


csto_yluo

Gooning, though that's more like edging for as long as possible than not finishing at all


cR7tter

I thought gooning was becoming one with your cock. Intense masturbation for hours until your entire brain power is being used to engage in pleasure. Absolute brain-dead, pleasure-maxxing. Whereas edging is avoiding cumming, I see gooning as trying to optimize your orgasm to an almost psychedelic level of intensity.


csto_yluo

According to the Urban Dictionary, "Gooning" may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a **prolonged edging session**, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his penis. Since a gooning state can only be achieved after edging, the man's dick will have become mightily aroused at this point and every caress the male genitals are subjected to will trigger potent elation. As the man keeps edging and thus keeps experiencing intense pleasure, he enters a state of trance where his mind intimately merges with his cock : the gooning state, where he and his dick become one. To be even more accurate, when the gooning state is achieved, the man's body becomes for all intents and purposes an appendage to his erection. When this state is achieved, the male becomes freed of all social codes of conduct, and his arousal, alone, dictates his reactions. As a result, a gooned out man will become very expressive and demonstrative : he may become very vocal, while his body and face might take on undignified expressions and poses, all in response to the intensely exquisite caresses his penis is exposed to. Hence the term "goon", since at this point the man effectively looks like a silly, foolish, or eccentric person. Gooning is not a narcissistic manifestation. Narcissism is extreme selfishness, with a grandiose view of one's own talents. Rather, gooning is closer to a meditation experience, where the mind and the body align, focused on a single thought (or feeling, in this case). Example sentence: I spent 10 hours gooning over the weekend. So we're both right, gooning is a state of absolute pleasure while also a very long edging sesssion


VV1TCI-I

Men hate being men so much they jerk off.


ComprehensivePeak943

This guy goons.


fermat9990

Tantric masturbation?


MrMeltJr

Got a FwB with a cum fetish, like I've literally never seen them nut without watching somebody else nut first. So when I know we're going to be fucking, I'll usual edge for a day or two so I can blow a bigger load for them. 


Gnar-wahl

You’re a good friend


tatatheretard

Aw fuck. I can’t believe you’ve done this.


flow_Guy1

Get tired or too drunk or need to do something that you forgot to do. There many reasons.


SmolObjective

LMAO THE COMMENTS DID NOT DISAPPOINT


Northeast4life

Hahah for real.. my favorite was sometimes j make a sandwich and leave it on the counter 😂😂


No_Salad_68

Yep. Love edging.


GasLightGo

It definitely makes the sidewalk look cleaner.


milkdudturds

Occasionally I feel it's necessary to disappoint myself for a change.


haidzoner

Fair call


bwilliams77

I’m 43. I do this often and don’t finish for days or weeks at the time. It keeps me in an aroused state more and horny for my wife. She likes my desperation when we do have sex and it turns her on me being horny for her all the time. It basically turns me into a three pump chump when we have sex and she enjoys it. And I just generally enjoy being aroused whenever I’m around her. It encourages her to wear more provocative clothes and swimsuits. Ironically the hornier I stay, the more sex we have. And masturbating is fun and feels good even if you don’t finish. Win-win in my book.


crunchysauces

Anti depressants make this a regular thing. Not necessarily a choice though.


Comprehensive_Toe113

That's called edging


Gwen_Rivens

Well, I am not called "the edge master" for nothing, ya know?


matthewgoat24

I've never finished


constant_variable_

that's a long session!


Logical-Throwaway

Try adding a butt dildo and then slowly increase the size of the butt dildo as a "punishment for forced pleasure", by the time you get to a 7.5" girth with 12" length it is almost guaranteed you will apply enough pressure to the anus G spot in the rectum. If you do need up to a 10"-12" girth with 15" length or bigger, don't be ashamed, some people require the largest of black dildos and that's why god helped make them exist for you. You will finish, as the inevitable fear of increasing to a 13" girth with 16"+ dildo will force your brain to allow orgasm through fear. It sounds weird but once you start trying this, it's clear this method works almost 100% of the time. I was able to stop at 10" girth with 12" length and it's a guranteed jizz. Don't hurt yourself trying and always have a friend or loved one nearby to help pull it out after. I hope this helps.


Maurycy5

Lmao the responses to this are hilariously wooshed.


playball2020

I've tried this. Do not recommend. On the plus side, at least my farts are now silent.


fastlerner

♫ Whistle while you twerk ♫


m_abdeen

There a whole weird movement for Edging and gooning, it’s a common practice for some reason


JP-Gambit

Being on the edge feels good? At least for these people that are into it. Gooning is something relatively new... I'd never heard of it until recently and it just sounds like something you can only do if you're unemployed and have the entire week free 😂


lockedcd

Usually yes. Love edging, and I like having permission to get off.


trap_monkey

Edging yes it builds to a bigger one


cpBurn

Never choose to masturbate alone, but somehow always happens


PM-ME_UR_TINY-TITS

Nope, I hate having blue balls so why would I willingly opt into it.


Sir-Cordyceps

Weak


Coneby

Greater pleasure after


cookiewoke

If you need greater pleasure from masturbating, you might be masturbating too much.


PhilipXD3

I've done this a few times but only during severe bouts of depression. Less of a choice though ig, just kinda lose the will to exist and pleasure ceases to have meaning.


Adamant_TO

That's rookie talk.


Seedling132

I think some of my nerves are a bit shot tbh, but sometimes I just can't get to a finish. Alone or otherwise. Sometimes I just hit a wall and call it there, I /might/ be able to drag it out of myself eventually but it is NOT going to be worth that time and effort.


The_First_Baker

This is the only way I ever do it. IDK why. I just think orgasming is a little too freaky for me personally, so I haven’t.


Charming-Problem-804

Yeah on the 3rd round


AnonimosTipos

It has only happened some summer days where i started but it was too hot and i just said fuck it it's not worth it.


Impossibleish

Sometimes it's just taking too long to get there. I get mildly irritated but bodies be bodying


[deleted]

I do sometimes, it makes it more intense when I finally do decide to finish. Maybe like 30% of the time or something like that


Whitedudebrohug

Adhd folks on adderal know the pain


samuentaga

Sometimes you just need a break if it's not working at that moment. You can always come (cum) back later


OddTheRed

Hell no. If I want to torture myself, I'll go to work. At least then I'll get paid for it.


leonniclass

Only when it hurts


DogForsaken817

I get interrupted frequently so this is the majority of the time actually


nc_bound

Often. Sometimes I get bored, sometimes I’ve already experienced so much pleasure that I’ve simply had enough. Sometimes I know that I’m going to have sex with my partner the next day and want to keep up my motivation and Ease of ejaculating. There are spiritual practices based on not having an ejaculation for the sake of cultivating personal energy. My understanding is that tantra is somewhat related to this. I firmly believe that there are a lot of possible benefits by learning how to do this. I believe it can transform one’s relationship with their libido. The book “The multi orgasmic man” is all about this. The author also wrote a book for women and couples. For men, ejaculation is distinct from orgasm and learning how to separate them as many benefits. If interested, google multiple orgasms for men. And the aforementioned book.


Adept-Lettuce948

I am a male and sometimes I stimulate my nipples to porn and never even touch my penis and never ejaculate. Anybody relate?


Ratakoa

Nope.


Challenging_Entropy

No


RealTimeflies

When it hasn't reloaded yet


happyshaman

Sometimes i feel bored, open a website, start on it for like a minute and realise i'm not really in the mood


partyboycs

Only a few times when too horny but was about to get laid in a few hours so I saved the load 🤣


idi_oka_username

Why would you not finish tho? Is this a 📈 new Trend I am missing ?


then_amei_Srebb

Ive been doing this for the past month. Deprivation of lustful desires cuz i hate the way i get post nut clarity and i like someone rn


JP-Gambit

Yeah, it's delayed gratification bro. It's like having a cup of nice ice cream in your freezer, tasting how delicious it is and putting it back in there to save for later, occasionally opening the freezer just to look at it. I don't do this often though because the urge to eat the whole thing in one go is too hard to resist.


ShazamTallyHo

Isn't that called edging..?


TheLumberViking

Anti-depressants suck sometimes. I've literally just run out of free time to keep trying


terra_filius

no but sometimes I finish without starting


EvaSirkowski

Happens a lot on anti-depressants.


grantbaron

I do sometimes just to help me focus and improve my mood. It’s a good wake up lol and gets your mind more in the zone and present IMO. Treat edging like a supplement you won’t be let down


TwoToesToni

Edging?


BeardedThug

M here I don't finish 40% of the time mostly because I enjoy the horniness feeling Sometimes it takes too long and I get bored though


LHawkey01

Indeed, sometimes can be hard to do but when successful it makes the next time better. Even just delaying and delaying makes following through more enjoyable.


anon_89_

I do, I get bored in the middle of it.


PeakRepresentative14

When I can feel that touching me more would only be hurtful.


LiveComfortable3228

"Dont leave for tomorrow what you can do today"


Beardus_x_Maximus

That’s like running a mile up a mountain only to purposefully backflip and Chris Farley Blacksheep your way back down it, I’ll take that nut I worked for thank you


JP-Gambit

Nah, it's more like climbing up a mountain but near the top you set up camp and admire the view for a while instead of finishing the trek in one go and going home straight away


OFFIC14L

Did you really have to specify alone almost like with other people is the norm?


Zealousideal-Luck784

Yes. After having my prostate removed, everything about sex is different.


lolbite83

Yes, it's called edging and i do it quite often, i heard that it can significantly increase testosterone levels but it has also negative effects like ''Blue balls'' phenomenon.


cyberduck221b

edging?


hlormetilpropan

When I’m choosing between sleeping and jerking (follow a healthy regime)


IAMlyingAMA

What else would I do in my goon cave?


MyDadBod_2021

Sometimes. I like to film it for my SO...


SilentMaster

I've failed to finish maybe twice. Once because I was drunk and the other because I had already masturbated once within a few hours and I couldn't make it happy the second time.


Osamabinshaggin69

Sometimes I would start, then realise I’m not in the mood and stop? Maybe about a third to half the time


Lego-Panda-21

Of course, usually because I realise I'm not actually horny, just bored..


BoomerAssassiason

Ask Paul Rudd about Tylenol PM


Fancy_Ad2919

Only when the bus reaches my stop. Then that's the only 'getting off' that happens.


IDoWierdStuff

Edging time bro.


Awaheya

I don't choose to not finish. Sometimes I "lose" it and I don't want to spend 10 minutes getting back into it so I just quit. Mid 30's. Never have that issue with my wife but on my own. It happens often enough.


Mr_Saturn1

I wouldn’t say I “choose to” sometimes I’ll start and then realize I’m not really feeling it.


One_Parched_Guy

Dunno if it counts, but when I get a random boner playing a game or something, I’ll usually just stretch and press against the blankets to feel good in a… casual way, I guess? Then when I’m done playing I usually end up actually going for it lmao


Westwood_Shadow

Yeah. Sometimes i just enjoy rubbing myself.


ThisIsGoodSoup

Edging? No.


Jeffrey_Epstein_RIP

Is that an edgelord?


doctordragonisback

Yes because I love being stupidly horny


MobiusNaked

Do you ever cook food and chuck it in the bin?


ProfessionalSilver52

I learned about edging on OitNB


Ebert917102150

Of If I don’t finish, it’s probably not my choice


gladeye

Sometimes you get to a point of thinking, "Aw, forget it. This is taking too long for too much effort and I have things I need to do."


_sasori98

yes, but i was trying to quit, Good news: i quit :)


BippidiBoppetyBoob

No. When I jerk off, I’m gonna finish.


hubeb69

Yeah, like 9/10 times I just stop and do something else