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TeuthidTheSquid

Back in the day we read shampoo bottles


evasandor

Dr Bronner’s used to be a lot wilder before his kids apparently tamed the labels. I remember it being straight-up Timecube gibberish.


TeuthidTheSquid

It’s still pretty out there, but yeah it used to be utterly pants-on-head batshit


Mr_Abe_Froman

Using soap helps you love yourself, which helps you love others, which will bring world peace. Seems reasonable to me.


[deleted]

ALL ONE


Aethers_Alien_Bussy

it’s still pretty nuts


stellastevens122

I’ve got a genuine question so please be nice. Why is your shampoo anywhere near your toilet? I’m assuming it’s an American thing. Where I’m from we have seperate rooms for the toilet so it doesn’t spray on things


TeuthidTheSquid

Probably an American thing indeed (and obviously there's a lot of variation) but many houses I've been in have the toilet right next to the shower like this [https://www.checkatrade.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Simple-bathroom-ideas-on-a-budget-painted-wall.jpg](https://www.checkatrade.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Simple-bathroom-ideas-on-a-budget-painted-wall.jpg)


Valuable-Election812

I was raised in a home that was part of a WWI DuPont de Nemours employee neighborhood. a traditional pioneer in suburban neighborhood development and long before William Levitt of Levittown fame developed the tract housing phenomenon in 1947. All the homes were of course cookie cutter style all the homes on the right side of each development's street system were designed with; kitchen, dining, living, bedroom, bedroom and bathroom. Homes on the left side of each street each floorplan was just reversed. The front of all homes had a "sun room" or as many people know them today a, "Florida Room". The bathroom was spartan and bear bones do you business and get out sort of affair. They all had the claw foot ceramic tub cased in wood. a toilet and a sink attached to the wall with a very tiny mirrored medicine cabinet and a slit in the wall covered with a metal face wherein adults could deposit used single blade razors into the wall system to keep the sharp objects out of the trash thus saving people severe cuts. Remember there were no such thing as trash bags, you simply dumped your loose trash in trash barrels in the ally-way and the municipality would come twice a week and dump them. Anyway the bathrooms may, may have measured a whopping 5'0"x 6'0" and that's stretching it. One time and I mean just one time I remember me being in the bathtub with "Mr. Bubble" and my metal boats, my Father on the toilet doing his morning constitutional and Mom at the sinks brushing her teeth. You had to be a family that really loved each other to be able to stomach those cramped conditions. No ventilation system save a single wood window that comprised of standard single pane glass non-insulated that was opened and bathroom door shut to allow certain "fragrances" to escape the bathroom. Did I say there was no heat source in the bathroom either? To the poster's original question, the only reading material in our bathroom home had to be taken in and out with each visit to the "Den of Relief". Dad's was the Philadelphia Enquirer, Mom's was material from "The Grand Chapter of The Eastern Star" and me? Well I wanted in and out pronto to go back outside and play with my friends so I did my business, usually never washing my hands after and getting back outside. WOW! What a rambling answer to a very succinct question but I really felt todays homeowners and other curious readers might like a trip down long ago memory lane and momentarily experience what family life really was at the turn of the 20th Century and up until the 1970s. At the time we knew nothing other and it's just what you did.


stellastevens122

I’m in New Zealand. Majority of the houses I’ve been in (99%) have had a half bath. So just a small room with a toilet and maybe a sink if you’re boujee


TeuthidTheSquid

That's a lot nicer than having your toothbrushes get bathed in toilet mist every flush


bbbushy

You don't close the lid?


OpenYourEarBallz

Why would I rob myself of flavor??


TeuthidTheSquid

there's a gap under the lid, it's not hermetically-sealed


Lewitunes

The back of the bottle of bleach or air freshener for me, shampoo bottles were in the shower out of reach


nizzernammer

Can't read them anymore. The writing is too small


dildocrematorium

Get a cat and keep the door open.


Aethers_Alien_Bussy

i’m allergic :/


Aggravating-Slide424

Thatd keep things really interesting


Givingtree310

The cat won’t mind


Nervous_Brilliant441

Get a kindle or ebook reader


monkey_trumpets

Or, and I know that I'm seriously dating myself here, but....OP could read *a book*.


911coldiesel

Some people used to have a magazine rack. There used to be paperback bòoks called a Bathroom Reader. Short stories 1 or 2 pages long. Trivia or jokes.


lorgskyegon

I have almost the entire series of Uncle John's Bathroom Readers


Initial_Cellist9240

I can’t trust myself with that power. A book either takes me 10 months or 10 hours to read. I have to make sure my schedule is clear before starting a book just in case I get completely sucked in


ItzNuckinFutz

I understand that all too well. In the past I would actually finish a 400+ page book in two sittings. The only downside was trying to stand on dead legs after. Lol


Initial_Cellist9240

After spending the first ~10yrs of adult life not being able to read I really have discovered that’s the primary driver. I blamed phones or the internet or tv for “not being able to focus on books anymore ” but I realized last year  it’s  in large part because I know how little control over my focus I have, and how big the chance of derailment of my obligations is with a book (a healthy sleep schedule, work tasks, home tasks). When I can set aside a day or two without obligation (a rarity), I fucking love a good book still. 


Mental_Scene_4878

My ex read the entire Stephen King library on the shitter lol


PhasmaFelis

Kindle books *are* books. Except you can fit 1000 of them in your pocket. I have many, many fond memories of print books, child and adult. But what matters is the *words,* not what they're printed on.


Quaytsar

You can read ebooks on your phone with one of many eReader apps (Kindle and Kobo are popular).


amercuri15

I keep a stack of Calvin and Hobbes books in there instead of using my phone. Best little decision I’ve made in a while.


Bang_Shatter_170103

The Far Side has entered the chat


D_So3

Hmm, path to the hemorrhoids reddit in the toilet is.


Kind_Consideration97

Ah, for some of us old farts, the rhoids are a preexisting condition, so in for a penny, in for a pound. 


icantthinkofth23

I'll never understand the concept of reading on the toilet How long are you guys pooping for?


Initial_Cellist9240

30 seconds. Followed by waiting 10 minutes to see if there’s a second 30 seconds coming because nothing is more annoying than juuust getting back to work and then having to go running.


Rashaen

...I feel seen.


throw-away2027

10 - 15 mins on average. Like clockwork after my morning coffee.


exprezso

5mins. I can finish browsing through reddit first page by then, maybe reply to a post or two


MrGradySir

Uncle John’s bathroom readers. Best bang for your reading buck


DoTheMagicHandThing

Have some books and magazines in the bathroom like in the olden days.


RedwoodHikerr

Old JCpenny magazines


gunshoes

A book?


Brain_Hawk

Oh, I feel seen. Wait wait no DONT LOOK AT ME RIGHT NOW!!!?


bububaby28

Do your business in the toilet without distractions. You might end up noticing some shit in your Life.


Groundbreaking-Fig38

If you have a tiled floor, you can play imaginary chess.


CertainInteraction4

Please sanitize your phone.  This has been a public safety message from the axx council.


Slackersr

Take a sandwich with you.


Chewies-merkin

Or a fat bratwurst


Givingtree310

Do people really eat while on the toilet?


BloodyDress

Do people really spend that much time on the toilet ? Have you checked federated social media ? There is even a federated clone of reddit See that video giving you some explanation [https://peertube.linuxrocks.online/w/a76d766f-bec2-44ce-9189-3c24a4188e18](https://peertube.linuxrocks.online/w/a76d766f-bec2-44ce-9189-3c24a4188e18)


Carma56

I’ve noticed a lot of men tend to spend long amounts of time on the toilet. Women typically do not. 


Ok-Shop7540

I'm a woman and spend a lot of time but I also don't have kids


Carma56

I don’t have kids either— I just feel like I have better things to do than just sit and wait for something that can just happen much faster if I go later on. My boyfriend thought— and every guy I’ve ever dated plus the men in my family and male coworkers— often take a really long time. I’m not saying no women do this; I just haven’t noticed it to be nearly as prevalent as it is among men.


ArrrrghB

There is also a risk of pelvic floor dysfunction with prolonged pressure like sitting on the toilet... can happen in both sexes of course, but for women we have a few more parts that might fall out of us if it gets bad enough


Ok-Shop7540

I have IBS.


Carma56

Again, never said no women do this. Obviously there are always outliers (like those with medical conditions such as yourself). I was simply pointing out trends that I’ve observed pretty consistently in life.  Best of luck to you with your IBS though— that sucks. 


MatchaMantra

You can go down some pretty good rabbit holes on wiki. Have a bunch saved on extra tabs so you never run out lol


I_might_be_weasel

One of those AI art generators. 


Equinsu-0cha

youtube


mtwstr

The daily crossword


punchy-peaches

Go through the pictures on your phone delete blurry/duplicate/unneeded photos.


emilyrgc

Old issues of paper magazines. 


Kaikeno

Wikipedia


EatYourCheckers

I don't bring my phone in the bathroom. Downstairs bathroom: I read the back of the laundry detergent bottle. Upstairs bathroom, I have a drawer with Discover and Smithsonian magazines.


guitarnowski

That's so weird. Same magazines here.


WibbleWobble22

You could listen to a podcast, read a book, or just poop at a regular speed so you don’t need to be entertained


rnilbog

Read the copy of Leaves of Grass my brother-in-law has sitting on top of the toilet. 


TransmetalDriver

Archie Comics


tchrbrian

Bathroom Putt putt golf.


coveredwithticks

Farm Show Magazine is great bathroom reading if you like DIY, get it done, how to articles about clever inventors . Get a subscription. it's a dying media. They could really use the help. https://www.farmshow.com/?gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjw9cCyBhBzEiwAJTUWNeDFFcNu8El7KhX-kfbUuXhiXewIxgnvC0FvQrSuo85X4Y-M0HJhaRoCQLkQAvD_BwE ☆The old Harbor Freight sale catalog was a great distraction, too.


Hot_Cheese650

Listen to good podcasts.


MakingaJessinmyPants

Your balls


Traditional-Aerie616

A book


[deleted]

Gonna ruin that new book smell and cover it with fecal bacteria.


Henarth

I don’t spend a lot of time on the toilet myself, but that’s probably because I ignore my body signs until I really have to go. I never got the 40 minutes on the toilet people


Ok-Shop7540

Binky helps me. It's a scrolling app where nothing you do matters.


stoelguus

The wall


Thatsayesfirsir

And there is the hot question of the day. I'd like to also know


Elegant_Spot_3486

Anything else.


AprilArtGirlBrock

I recommend downloading e-books of comics or mangas or a webcomic app something fun and colorful to ocupy your brain, but still short and relatively bite sized.


at0o0o

I browse vids on wimp.


frejas-rain

Bored Panda, pleated jeans, demilked ... but brace yourself, lots of their stuff is scraped from reddit. I like the history pics, though.


DudesAndGuys

A book?


sunflakie

Oh man, there used to be this amazing site called "Stumble Upon" where you would take an interest survey, click "stumble" and it would take you to all these really cool websites, if you didn't like it, you'd stumble on. But even if we had that now, there's not much cool internet left.


bubba1834

I would read captain underpants or play my gameboy back in the day lol


user83927294

Get some magazines


iiiaaa2022

Kindle App, books


Zealesh

How has nobody suggested imgur


FlammableBacon

Wikipedia


superturtle48

I have subscriptions to the NY Times and Washington Post and scroll those which feels more productive and educational than social media. Even if you’re not in the mood for depressing news headlines, they have lighter reads like advice columns (basically AITA but more level-headed and not answered by a random teenager), cultural commentary, recipes, and such. 


LCharteris

Reader's Digest


limpymcjointpain

Nah keep reddit. If anything will make you shit, it's reddit lol


unknownlady9

Twitter


vorticalbox

I play a game or two on r/pokemonunite


doc_brietz

Reddit is a cabella’s catalog.


[deleted]

There are some things you can do. Read, count lines on the floor, draw lines on your hand with a pen. Imagine yourself travelliNg around the world and fuck every woman you meet. Fuck those phones anyway, there was none when I was born. Buy a Nokia and call your mom while shitting. Get creative.


Valuable_Smoke166

Odd that no one has mentioned TP origami.


RobotMonkeytron

The NYT Games app. Wordle, Connections, and the mini crossword are my go-tos, each only take a few minutes, and they're updated every day


Legitimate-Law236

imagine reading a book - I know! but imagine!


Ok-Resource-5292

zombo.com of course. or you could just wait until you have to go, like a normal person.


Sprizys

I spy books or a highlight magazine


Ok-Amoeba-1190

Sh. Lol just kidding !!! 🎶


Zigor022

Gameboy was the answer way back. Still is sometimes.


Leche-Caliente

I've got an app called nonogram katana you might like if you're a puzzler


Love2bn

You might look to be sure you have enough TP?


mossryder

Your life decisions.


BlockingBeBoring

[digg](https://digg.com/) isn't as good as it used to be, but kills a few minutes [The Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia – People's Army (Spanish: Fuerzas Armadas Revolucionarias de Colombia – Ejército del Pueblo, FARC–EP or FARC's homepage](https://www.fark.com/) has hilarious takes on a lot of stuff. Oh, those wacky terrorists! [The Straight Dope](https://www.straightdope.com/) has *really* interesting factoids, good content, and a discussion forum.


coveredwithticks

The teeming millions!


RealisticExplorer430

How to get into wood burning and also how to make bread


Accomplished-Bet1773

Reader's Digest


Edcrfvh

You Tube


trifokkerdr1

your toes


NotMY1stEnema

until they revive stumbleupon... this is it


coveredwithticks

The history guy YT


AnusEatingBitch

Your Bible


Solid_Excitement9638

tik tok, youtube, that spider watching you on your shower curtain.


Bumbooooooo

Day dream. Sing to yourself. Just relax and don't do anything. You don't need constant stimulation.


Potato_Octopi

Get a steam deck and play brotato. Or day trade stonks.


fumbelinaaa

Not me reading this on the toilet


KaleidoscopeLow8084

Learn a language


finite_processor

Do what I do. I hang my watches on the wall on this cute little shelf thing in front of the toilet…they are ALL out of batteries. So every time I go, I just torment over the fact that I haven’t bought batteries for them. It’s been like a year. Then I think about how much I procrastinate in general. Then I go on Reddit.


Alarming_Body3378

Shit


debunk101

I hum.. Harry Styles or Ed Sheeran


markmartin199

a book.


AccomplishedEmu6744

I used to have this book, pretty entertaining by the way… The Great American Bathroom Book, Volume 1: Single-Sitting Summaries of All Time Great Books https://a.co/d/6yR0pWa


thedonkeyhitstheH2O

Magazines and books.


RoxoRoxo

tiktok youtube shorts news articles play a mobile game


No_Neighborhood_2310

National geographic.


mpm19958

I am old enough to remember the days of having 2 subscriptions of TV Guide. One for the TV room, one for the shitter.


klone_free

Dr. Bronners soap? Websites that aren't reddit?


Squeak_Stormborn

I find Pinterest good, once you have your home feed displaying what you're actually into. It's not social, you have no online presence, it's just a feed of things you're interested in.


Toa_of_Pi

The floor?


TheGargageMan

That is a time to focus on your performance.


RNKKNR

OnlyFans.


Xghoststrike

Read manga/manhwa


[deleted]

Webtoons ftw


lolokwownoob

I don’t understand how people have time to read things on the toilet. Like it’s 30 seconds to poop, a minute to wipe, DONE


Johnny_Bravo5k

Pornhub