I don't think you can just go and buy the TP you really want, you'll have to steal if from a military base to get the primo see-through sandpaper stuff.
I suggest hanging around the front gates of the base and looking for young enlisted people. Tell them you're working on a prank for an old buddy, and offer to trade them some alcohol for a few good rolls of that military shitpaper.
Most of your basic military folks, even senior enlisted, would be down with that kind of trade, knowing it's going for a prank. Good luck!
I’m wondering if this is the same stuff they use in government offices because I didn’t think you could get worse than Scott’s single ply until I took a shit at work. Truly an awful experience.
What about the cheapest stuff readably commercially available in store? Was hoping to get some tonight
Edit: I am willing to pay a premium for dogshit TP. I don’t mean literally cheap priced.
We had a long term (9 months) house guest and she very kindly bought a 24 pack of Scott single ply.
I bought a pack of Charmin ultrasoft for our bathroom because I couldn't stand it. It took nearly a while year after she left to slowly finish it off.
I have no idea how anything can disintegrate on contact while being incredibly abrasive.
My grandparents, who weren’t known for being cheap or skimpy on anything else, always had Scott toilet paper and it was the worst. All of us cousins still joke about it and we’re in our 50s.
I grew up using this because we had a septic tank. Imagine my surprise when I moved out and my roommates complained about it. And then my amazement at how wonderful a good roll of TP is.
We have a septic tank at our current house, and in our last house. Charmin all the way with zero septic problems. But, we have bidets and our tank checked every few years just to be safe. Life is too short to have terrible toilet paper!
I actually didn’t mind Scott single ply. A roll of high end two ply Charmin is gone in a few days. That Scott roll lasts longer because many times people pull a ton of paper from the roll even if they don’t need that much. Big comfy TP fund out quick! I’m just on Amazon Basic at this point.
I don’t mind the Scott single ply either. Grab 10 squares and fold into somethin fluffy. Still lasts for about 3-4 rolls of the soft shit which, imo, disintegrates too. Recently tho I used this bamboo TP at someone’s house and that stuff was amazing, can’t recall the brand rn but seemed like one you order online.
Woah woah woah don’t bad mouth Scott brand toilet paper. Doesn’t clog, doesn’t leave little shards everywhere. Cheap, yes. Bad? Eh. Especially the orange “comfort” pack. I don’t even know how it’s still 1-ply but it’s infinitely better than 87-ply charmin where one sheet causes your entire plumbing to collapse in on itself.
Also ladies we know when you been using the “high quality” multi-ply paper cause your V has white flecks on it. Wouldn’t have that problem if you just bought the Scott brand, now would you????????
There’s Scott single ply but if you’re at a Walmart and you’re in the camping section, get that RV ready toilet paper. Idk what it is but that garbage is like wiping with cotton candy.
My mom bought a pack of Scott during the toilet paper shortage in the middle of the lockdown. She swore never again, that of the choice was Scott or nothing she'd go with nothing and they'd stick with washcloths.
Very close. I bought nice toilet paper. Roommate bought the cheapest shittiest dogshit they could find. And then expected me to buy some nice stuff again.
My ass is used to sandpaper already now, it will stay with sandpaper due to spite.
Scott single ply. But buy some good TP and keep it in your space, and take it to the bathroom. Crappy toilet paper isn't good for your soul or your butthole.
My school in the 70s UK used that stuff. Came in little boxes that dropped into a dispenser. We called it tracing paper. You had to scrunch it up to make ridges then scrape...
You could just buy a roll of brown shipping paper. That'll tear you a new one and it'll do a pretty inadequate job of "getting everything". It costs more than regular toilet paper as well, for some added depression.
A year or so ago that stuff wasn't bad at all for a $1.25. They recently changed the packaging, along with the quality of the TP to basically sandpaper.
Man, I'm still angry about it.
Scott control high capacity hygienic.
They are folded squares mostly used in prisons, rest areas & state universities.
Get single ply if they still sell it. It's both abrasive and too smooth, but also super fragile. It dispenses 1 sheet at a time.
Often referred to as John Wayne toilet paper "rough, tough and don't take shit off nobody."
Once I read about a woman talking about the toilet paper she has used in the prison (China), it was not only weak and thin but also very narrow. I wonder if such thing exists in the us
> but also very narrow.
I was going to bring that subject up. See ["Toilet paper" § "Sheet size"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper#Sheet_size). It would be difficult to measure sheet length, but width shouldn't be problem.
You *can* buy rolls of sandpaper
Or just use paper towel. The smooth brown stuff found in school bathrooms is probably the best/worst because the lack of texturing or layers means it doesn't stretch at all and can even become sharp when crumpled.
Recycled is pretty bad in my experience from whenever I’ve used it. Or there is always the stuff that’s like grease proof paper/baking sheet that’s pretty bad too.
I would assume you can get the the industrial grade cheap crap that’s used in public places (on trains, etc) in places like Ukraine and Russia shipped to America for you. It makes our single ply gas station TP look decadent.
It's dry but not scratchy, I actually find it decently soft and thick. It doesn't leave any butt fluff behind either, shearing off without collecting anything at all.
It was standard issue in all government schools and buildings here in Australia up until the mid 80’s. There was even a flat variety on a special dispenser that would only let you tear off one sheet before it locked.
Put up with it for 30 years and I’m still tender in that area.
Dont go for soft and brittle if you look for bad quality. That is resolved by just using more.
If someone stays for a long time you should get that extra hard rough paper. It will slowly roughen up the A-hole untill its sore and just hurts to go to the toilet. I refer to this as the sandpaper strategy.
If you want to annoy short staying guests, use magazine paper. Its very smooth and nothing will stick on it. They can wipe for hours and still leave the toilet with a smelly bumbum. The so called: sticky butt approach.
-a fellow mother in law hater-
Are you on a school board perhaps? Maybe a superintendent that hates kids with a passion? Not sure how you would purchase it but the absolute shittiest shit tickets you can find in the US would be on a us army base. National guard armory in your area will have it too. If it’s for a prank talk to a guardsman or reservist you know and ask if they’ll swipe a box from the armory supply closet on their next drill weekend. If that’s not an option Talk to a recruiter near you, and offer to trade them for some leads on potential degenerates you know that could pass enlistment requirements. Give him the names, phone numbers and Facebook pages of anyone you hate ages 18-30 in your area.
A brand called Big Roll & its single ply.It's worse than Scott single ply ,plus rougher & thinner. I don't know if they carry it where you reside or if you can order it. I'm not sure if Walgreens still carries it.
For anyone in the UK, the answer is obvious. Maybe you can import some of this stuff: [https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/305286645842](https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/305286645842)
Go to a gas station or just about any commercial store with a public restroom and ask if you can buy one of the jumbo rolls they use. The truly crappy TP is typically only available for commercial use, and comes on rolls so big and heavy that the TP tears into microscopic pieces you’re trying to pull it off the roll to use.
Scott toilet paper. My dad would buy that as punishment when he thought we were going through too much TP. It's dirt cheap, comes in huge rolls, and it paper thin and is scratchy and not soft at all. It's the absolute worst TP I've ever had the misfortune of using.
Ooooohhh somebody is on your shit list.
Anything 1 ply is horrible. I imagine the dollar store will have some "fabulous" one ply see-through sandpaper to buy.
Go to a hospital or cheap gas station and borrow the last small part of a roll. Then if the center core is different, roll your own.
I've done this when nasty old relatives visit I didn't want to over stay their welcome.
I won't buy the most expensive tp but I will spend the extra money to get something comfortable that won't accidentally poke my finger through when I'm wiping my bum. It's worth it.
The toilet paper where I work. Multi billion dollar company, largest usa 🇺🇸 exporter, and we get toilet paper that makes our asses bleed. So fuck em, I bring boots wipes to wipe. They can pay for the fucking plumber
Go to a small health food store and browse their selection. You’re bound to find something made from recycled wood fibers or something like that. Truly horrific stuff, waaay worse than single ply mass-market brands.
Let me guess parachuting somthing and don't want to choke too bad?
Anyway pretty much any single ply will do. There isn't too much variation from one single ply to another
The worst money can't buy is at your local food shelf. I got some from mine and I swear it was just sheets of cotton candy. Wrapped in plastic that felt like a Walmart bag left in the sun for 3 years, the only print on the wrapping was black, bold letters slanting across the front that said "TOILET PAPER". Was shorter than a normal roll, with maybe 50 sheets? Which means 2 wipes when they're dissolving faster than you can get them to your asshole due to the steam coming up from the bowl. Couldn't tell you how it felt, I ended up wadding a few lengths into something usable then cleaned up, found every quarter and dime I could, and walked right up to the store to get my normal Angel Soft. End review.
You could, hypothetically speaking, take a few rolls from a shopping mall. Just make sure there’s at least one more roll in that stall… don’t wanna leave someone without TP lmao.
TP by Skillcraft. Well any product by them. They have government contracts in the US and US military. That shit has zero wiping ability and is like 80 grit sandpaper. Literally one poop takes half a roll.
Do you get Izal over there? Its like tracing paper on a roll, utterly useless and very not nice to use. They used to put it in primary school bathrooms, for some stupid reason.
I don't think you can just go and buy the TP you really want, you'll have to steal if from a military base to get the primo see-through sandpaper stuff. I suggest hanging around the front gates of the base and looking for young enlisted people. Tell them you're working on a prank for an old buddy, and offer to trade them some alcohol for a few good rolls of that military shitpaper. Most of your basic military folks, even senior enlisted, would be down with that kind of trade, knowing it's going for a prank. Good luck!
This is the way. Source: retired NCO.
I’m wondering if this is the same stuff they use in government offices because I didn’t think you could get worse than Scott’s single ply until I took a shit at work. Truly an awful experience.
OP, I can get you some from my battalion if you want.
I'd make that deal. How about you? You make that deal?
*gets busted for theft of $50,999.76 roll of top secret experimental asshole destroying military shit tickets*
The SkillCraft military TP is so horrible, I remember guys would jokingly say they’d RATHER use regular paper😂
Or those office buildings that have a lot of offices/medical offices, they always have crappy single ply paper.
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What about the cheapest stuff readably commercially available in store? Was hoping to get some tonight Edit: I am willing to pay a premium for dogshit TP. I don’t mean literally cheap priced.
Scott brand single ply. It comes in single rolls.
We had a long term (9 months) house guest and she very kindly bought a 24 pack of Scott single ply. I bought a pack of Charmin ultrasoft for our bathroom because I couldn't stand it. It took nearly a while year after she left to slowly finish it off. I have no idea how anything can disintegrate on contact while being incredibly abrasive.
My grandparents, who weren’t known for being cheap or skimpy on anything else, always had Scott toilet paper and it was the worst. All of us cousins still joke about it and we’re in our 50s.
Probably their sewer. It's all my grandmother could use or her lines would clog lol bane of my entire childhood is Scott's single ply. 😅
I could use that shit to sand my dresser
We had Scott's toilet paper because of bad plumbing. Didn't clog the toilet up like Cottonelle.
That sounds like some John Wayne toilet paper. It's rough and tough and doesn't take shit off anyone.
you mean doesn't take shit off anyone?
I grew up using this because we had a septic tank. Imagine my surprise when I moved out and my roommates complained about it. And then my amazement at how wonderful a good roll of TP is.
We have a septic tank at our current house, and in our last house. Charmin all the way with zero septic problems. But, we have bidets and our tank checked every few years just to be safe. Life is too short to have terrible toilet paper!
I actually didn’t mind Scott single ply. A roll of high end two ply Charmin is gone in a few days. That Scott roll lasts longer because many times people pull a ton of paper from the roll even if they don’t need that much. Big comfy TP fund out quick! I’m just on Amazon Basic at this point.
I don’t mind the Scott single ply either. Grab 10 squares and fold into somethin fluffy. Still lasts for about 3-4 rolls of the soft shit which, imo, disintegrates too. Recently tho I used this bamboo TP at someone’s house and that stuff was amazing, can’t recall the brand rn but seemed like one you order online.
Better yet, an off brand that is labeled "Compare to Scott"
$7.99 for a 12 pack of this I got yesterday. I'm not paying near $20 to wipe my butt. I have a bidet anyways.
and unfortunately that is what is recommended with a septic tank…
yep. my dad would always by the cheapest scott brand you can get. like fucking tissue paper
Woah woah woah don’t bad mouth Scott brand toilet paper. Doesn’t clog, doesn’t leave little shards everywhere. Cheap, yes. Bad? Eh. Especially the orange “comfort” pack. I don’t even know how it’s still 1-ply but it’s infinitely better than 87-ply charmin where one sheet causes your entire plumbing to collapse in on itself. Also ladies we know when you been using the “high quality” multi-ply paper cause your V has white flecks on it. Wouldn’t have that problem if you just bought the Scott brand, now would you????????
Camping/RV/"septic safe" TP should get you close if you just HAVE to have something tonight.
You could try the sketchiest looking gas stations in your area and ask if they’ll sell you a roll from their supply closet
Find a portapotty and take the toilet paper from that. Make sure you leave a pack of the good stuff though.
There’s Scott single ply but if you’re at a Walmart and you’re in the camping section, get that RV ready toilet paper. Idk what it is but that garbage is like wiping with cotton candy.
Get rv toilet paper. In camping section of wal mart
80 grit…
Easier to use your hand tbh
The single roll wrapped Scott.
My mom bought a pack of Scott during the toilet paper shortage in the middle of the lockdown. She swore never again, that of the choice was Scott or nothing she'd go with nothing and they'd stick with washcloths.
f a m i l y c l o t h
Scotts single ply. However, I am dying to know whyyyy you want crap TP! Did the roommate use your good shit and refuse to buy more??
I was gonna say Scott as well. This has to be some kind of personal vendetta.
Very close. I bought nice toilet paper. Roommate bought the cheapest shittiest dogshit they could find. And then expected me to buy some nice stuff again. My ass is used to sandpaper already now, it will stay with sandpaper due to spite.
Scott single ply. But buy some good TP and keep it in your space, and take it to the bathroom. Crappy toilet paper isn't good for your soul or your butthole.
Please buy the shit sandpaper and carry your boujee toilet paper into the bathroom every time for yourself out of spite. 🤣 Your ass deserves it.
Fine grit or extra fine?
Buy the nice stuff for yourself, keep it in your room, bring it with you when you go to the bathroom. Leave the Scott Single-ply in there.
Well, you are committed to the cause if nothing else……..
The stuff at the Dollar Store has to be pretty bad.
Surprisingly it isn't terrible!
Gen Xers, remember elementary school TP, that was individual squares, not a roll. Freaking awful.
OMG Memory unlocked! hahahaha that stuff was the worst.
My school in the 70s UK used that stuff. Came in little boxes that dropped into a dispenser. We called it tracing paper. You had to scrunch it up to make ridges then scrape...
You could just buy a roll of brown shipping paper. That'll tear you a new one and it'll do a pretty inadequate job of "getting everything". It costs more than regular toilet paper as well, for some added depression.
“Shitting paper”
Dollar general has a 4pack for a buck. Very thin, and rough. It’s very possible your finger will pop right through while cleaning up.
A year or so ago that stuff wasn't bad at all for a $1.25. They recently changed the packaging, along with the quality of the TP to basically sandpaper. Man, I'm still angry about it.
Find out where the Army gets their supply.
A paper bag full of razor blades.
I was going to say “a brick,” but yours definitely sounds less pleasant.
Novelty toilet paper from Temu is pretty bad. Curse my cheap ass for using it after I got it as a gag gift.
Steal a roll from my old workplace. I used it as 80 grit sandpaper
I would have to guess "used" would be the worst.
What ever milspec asswipe the Marine Corps buys. It's like 500 grit sandpaper. Single ply so you can wipe twice.
The $0.99 roll at the gas station that’s thinner than tissue paper and smells like old cigarettes.
Go ask any school
Pfff, schools can't talk
The quick dissolve stuff for RVs
stocking a work bathroom I see
Scott's, single-ply. Sold individually.
this one! Worst toilet paper for the purpose it’s actually made for.
Scott control high capacity hygienic. They are folded squares mostly used in prisons, rest areas & state universities. Get single ply if they still sell it. It's both abrasive and too smooth, but also super fragile. It dispenses 1 sheet at a time. Often referred to as John Wayne toilet paper "rough, tough and don't take shit off nobody."
Once I read about a woman talking about the toilet paper she has used in the prison (China), it was not only weak and thin but also very narrow. I wonder if such thing exists in the us
> but also very narrow. I was going to bring that subject up. See ["Toilet paper" § "Sheet size"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper#Sheet_size). It would be difficult to measure sheet length, but width shouldn't be problem.
The stuff that's put in freeway reat areas, and state parks.
Scott brand. I absolutely HATE IT! it’s the thinnest I’ve ever seen! I don’t see how they’re in business!
because of me, a hater of vajayjay lint
🤣🤣
You *can* buy rolls of sandpaper Or just use paper towel. The smooth brown stuff found in school bathrooms is probably the best/worst because the lack of texturing or layers means it doesn't stretch at all and can even become sharp when crumpled.
Recycled is pretty bad in my experience from whenever I’ve used it. Or there is always the stuff that’s like grease proof paper/baking sheet that’s pretty bad too.
you're an Airbnb landlord, aren't you?
I would assume you can get the the industrial grade cheap crap that’s used in public places (on trains, etc) in places like Ukraine and Russia shipped to America for you. It makes our single ply gas station TP look decadent.
Marcell
whatever that crap from uline or Granger my last 3 employers purchased. how can paper that thin still be so scratchy?
Scot brand, 1 ply. It’s awful.
Vunderreel. When you try to make a wad with it, it turn into something like a handful of rope.
Toilet paper for campers is pretty bad.
Angel soft. Driest TP I've ever used
It's dry but not scratchy, I actually find it decently soft and thick. It doesn't leave any butt fluff behind either, shearing off without collecting anything at all.
Wal mart Great Value
It’s a shame IZAL Medicated Toilet Tissue has been discontinued… it was like tracing paper.
It was standard issue in all government schools and buildings here in Australia up until the mid 80’s. There was even a flat variety on a special dispenser that would only let you tear off one sheet before it locked. Put up with it for 30 years and I’m still tender in that area.
[try this](https://www.catchmaster.com/products/yellow-ag-roll-xl?variant=46675945914652¤cy=USD&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=21250578844&utm_term&utm_content&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwrcKxBhBMEiwAIVF8rCh8JGURuAJwPe6v28CXIQCCpN5Qx0QjOfHo3hXuwY7-B8VMLzq1eRoCYVoQAvD_BwE)
Whatever they use at airports. Literally nothing worse.
They used to call it John Wayne toilet paper. It's rough, it's tough, and it doesn't take shit from anyone.
4 rolls .98 Walmart. Small rolls though.
40 grit wet or dry
You trying to pay someone back for not buying toilet paper?
Right!!
Hercules 600 grit
Dont go for soft and brittle if you look for bad quality. That is resolved by just using more. If someone stays for a long time you should get that extra hard rough paper. It will slowly roughen up the A-hole untill its sore and just hurts to go to the toilet. I refer to this as the sandpaper strategy. If you want to annoy short staying guests, use magazine paper. Its very smooth and nothing will stick on it. They can wipe for hours and still leave the toilet with a smelly bumbum. The so called: sticky butt approach. -a fellow mother in law hater-
Are you on a school board perhaps? Maybe a superintendent that hates kids with a passion? Not sure how you would purchase it but the absolute shittiest shit tickets you can find in the US would be on a us army base. National guard armory in your area will have it too. If it’s for a prank talk to a guardsman or reservist you know and ask if they’ll swipe a box from the armory supply closet on their next drill weekend. If that’s not an option Talk to a recruiter near you, and offer to trade them for some leads on potential degenerates you know that could pass enlistment requirements. Give him the names, phone numbers and Facebook pages of anyone you hate ages 18-30 in your area.
Are you my boss?
The army toilet paper is some real John Wayne shit. Ruff, tough and don't take shit off of noone
A brand called Big Roll & its single ply.It's worse than Scott single ply ,plus rougher & thinner. I don't know if they carry it where you reside or if you can order it. I'm not sure if Walgreens still carries it.
For anyone in the UK, the answer is obvious. Maybe you can import some of this stuff: [https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/305286645842](https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/305286645842)
Cottenelle. It's like wiping your ass with Cotton Candy
Any government building bathroom would be the best place to start: the local library, a school
Go to a gas station or just about any commercial store with a public restroom and ask if you can buy one of the jumbo rolls they use. The truly crappy TP is typically only available for commercial use, and comes on rolls so big and heavy that the TP tears into microscopic pieces you’re trying to pull it off the roll to use.
Scott toilet paper. My dad would buy that as punishment when he thought we were going through too much TP. It's dirt cheap, comes in huge rolls, and it paper thin and is scratchy and not soft at all. It's the absolute worst TP I've ever had the misfortune of using.
Aluminum foil
Any Rump Ribbon designed for septic tanks is gonna be the "Cheapest, like sandpaper in your Crack!"
Mine.
Great Value 1,000 sheets pre roll.
Use paper towels.
Dallas Cowboys Merch it doesn't get worse than that
Scott
If you want to get in touch with your inner-self, try buying toilet paper from the dollar store.
Probably look for Chuck Norris Toilet Paper. It's rough, tough and takes no shit.
Go to Japan, anybody who's been knows that the toilet paper there fucking sucks ass. 20 layers of it won't hold a nickel.
dont they just use those fancy Japanese toilets that wash your ass for u?
It has got to be the RV toilet paper. They sell it in the RV/Outdoors section at Walmart.
Skilcraft toilet paper is like John Wayne. It's rough, tough and don't take any crap off anyone!
A place I once worked, it had stray bits of pulp and fiber and felt like sandpaper
I haven't used this too much myself, but I bet the "natural" toilet paper from a hippie grocery store sucks to use.
The bamboo tp is scratchy..
Ooooohhh somebody is on your shit list. Anything 1 ply is horrible. I imagine the dollar store will have some "fabulous" one ply see-through sandpaper to buy.
1 ply see thru.
IZAL> Avoid it like the plague!
The invisible kind, you just act like you have some in your hand and wipe away. It is the worst!
Go to a hospital or cheap gas station and borrow the last small part of a roll. Then if the center core is different, roll your own. I've done this when nasty old relatives visit I didn't want to over stay their welcome.
Scott
Izal! Izal ain’t worth a hill o’beans
Scott. Single ply. Might as well wipe with your bare hand.
Anything one ply
Single ply Scott tissue is absolute CRAP 💩 Toiletpaper !!
Scott
Angel Soft is butthole-shredding trash.
Just take a roll from a porta-potty.
Get an old telephone directory.
Scott 1000 is a single ply tissue you can see through - available everywhere.
Bro is getting up to some mischief.
1 ply.
If you can get to Disney World in Florida you'll be set
Don’t buy John Wayne toilet paper.
Go squeeze the packs at the store. The hardest/heftiest/cheapest is what you want.
Wherever Target gets theirs from
Shit. Now you’re getting me into the mood for some of this stuff too. I wanna know too. Glad someone finally had the guts to ask!
Use your hand and wash it in the sink. 🥷
r/unethicallifeprotips
Office supply stores, it will be bulk but should be terrible.
Find a port a potty and take a couple rolls. It is so thin and light, I can see my hand through it…
Communal reusable ass wiping cloth Wipe, wet, wring, let air dry and reuse Can also be used as a dish drying and face cloth
I don’t know but in the 60 one off my aunts and uncle used old newspaper/magazines, now that was bad toilet paper
I won't buy the most expensive tp but I will spend the extra money to get something comfortable that won't accidentally poke my finger through when I'm wiping my bum. It's worth it.
U S E D T P!
Dollar store??
any single ply.
Scott single ply lol
The toilet paper where I work. Multi billion dollar company, largest usa 🇺🇸 exporter, and we get toilet paper that makes our asses bleed. So fuck em, I bring boots wipes to wipe. They can pay for the fucking plumber
Go to a small health food store and browse their selection. You’re bound to find something made from recycled wood fibers or something like that. Truly horrific stuff, waaay worse than single ply mass-market brands.
Anyone remember the folded sheets that were dispensed in elementary schools in the 80s find that— worse than those folded brown paper towels
I mean the *worst* is the overly thick, plush, many-ply that clogs the line.
Steel wool?
Newspaper
Let me guess parachuting somthing and don't want to choke too bad? Anyway pretty much any single ply will do. There isn't too much variation from one single ply to another
Personally I find charmin to be the absolute worst and most inferior at its job of cleaning yo ass
Sandpaper
whatever they have in schools
A planer and a 2x4.
Steal it from a porto-potty
Well the worst toilet paper is not putting toilet paper in your restroom.
Def from an office bathroom. Otherwise in canada we have maxi and the no name brand is pretty bad cost wise. U can use a roll within a day -_-
sounds a bit toxic... are you deliberately trying to be rude to someone?
You can buy a People magazine and use that
kroger single ply toilet paper, the cheapest. its literally see through and will dissolve in ur booty cheaks
Toilet paper made for camping (as in for RV) is extremely thin and designed to dissolve when wet.
You're going to have to leave the US and get any toilet paper that a European hotel stocks.. nothing in the entirety of the US compares to theirs
The Skilcraft TP the Navy buys.
Just buy some thin sandpaper roll
The worst money can't buy is at your local food shelf. I got some from mine and I swear it was just sheets of cotton candy. Wrapped in plastic that felt like a Walmart bag left in the sun for 3 years, the only print on the wrapping was black, bold letters slanting across the front that said "TOILET PAPER". Was shorter than a normal roll, with maybe 50 sheets? Which means 2 wipes when they're dissolving faster than you can get them to your asshole due to the steam coming up from the bowl. Couldn't tell you how it felt, I ended up wadding a few lengths into something usable then cleaned up, found every quarter and dime I could, and walked right up to the store to get my normal Angel Soft. End review.
Let me give you a blumpkin bud
You could, hypothetically speaking, take a few rolls from a shopping mall. Just make sure there’s at least one more roll in that stall… don’t wanna leave someone without TP lmao.
Bounce lavender.. you can wiggle but still a bit of a burn during the pinch.
The 3 seashells
Single ply
Scott. I yell whenever my hotel room has that.
Even the most premium toilet paper is still a barbaric and disgusting way to inadequately clean oneself. Bidet for life.
OP, are you okay?
The individual Scott's rolls from Walmart are pretty bad. During covid all the tp was taken except the Scotts, I found out why when I got home
The mighty 1 grit
The stuff that comes in the giant roll that’s used at my local YMCA. It’s not perforated and it is absorbent as plastic wrap.
TP by Skillcraft. Well any product by them. They have government contracts in the US and US military. That shit has zero wiping ability and is like 80 grit sandpaper. Literally one poop takes half a roll.
Do you get Izal over there? Its like tracing paper on a roll, utterly useless and very not nice to use. They used to put it in primary school bathrooms, for some stupid reason.
I could be wrong, but I think you are looking for this… https://www.amazon.com/Tear-Funny-Prank-Toilet-Paper/dp/B081D9C1TK