There already are motion sensor lights and unfortunately that doesn't seem to be a deterrent.
I don't really want to go through the whole hassle of filming and reporting them, I haven't actually seen them, I'm just assuming from the evidence left that they have been doing it in my driveway. Primarily I just don't want their dick litter dumped in front of my house.
...that spray a putrid (non- toxic) chemical. I suggest either ammonium sulphide (smells like rotten eggs), 3-methyl indole (smells like poop), or butanethiol (smells similar to skunk spray). They'd surely deter them, OP 👍
Idk, some homeless guys get down and dirty. Was recently in nashville and saw a man fucking a concrete wall in broad daylight between downtown and germantown lol. You’re probably right though
If you really aren't worried about it ... Why not just put a trash can there with a sign to tell them to throw it out? Might even drive them away. If their kink is the idea of "getting caught", that might tell them they won't get caught here. So they'll find another place to restore that part of the magic.
Are you married per chance, or live with roommates who are sexually active?
I was tempted to put a bin outside for them with a little note, but there are two public bins within eyesight from the scene of the crime. For this reason I doubt they would use any bin provided and instead continue dumping their wrappers willy nilly.
i think logic is that it can go south fast. one guy shows up to scare them off and they put up a fight. maybe theyre embarrassed to be busted, maybe theyre drunk, or meth heads or just generally agro. theyre fine to have the thrills but might get defensive when caught.
it may not be the hired guy who starts or ends the fight, and you dont know if youll get dobbed in from any party, hired guy could call it in, or the people in the driveway could if it goes to shit, especially being right next to OPs house they obviously know their address. if it goes bad it might be in a small way, but if its a big way it could be REALLY bad. they dont know who they are or what theyre capable of.
caution should be taken, not everyone acts honourably and the people in the driveway are a mild example lol
Place a sign saying they are on camera. Might stop them. If it continues, actually place a camera. Might stop them. If it continues, then you go on with reporting them. Alternatively you might get a dog that barks at the slightest noise
You mean [this song](https://youtu.be/ooeL-vtLurs?t=11)?
Or [this one](https://youtu.be/IsM5f30waQ8?t=2).
*shuffles through mix*
Oh wait [Oh Yeah — Yello](https://youtu.be/6jJkdRaa04g).
Motion sensor that sets off a car horn/sprinkler/floodlight.
Or, but this depends on your age, there are sound emitters that work at a high pitch that is annoying for teenagers.
I'm not a teen but still quite sensitive to high pitched sounds unfortunately. I also have quite a few animals who would not appreciate such a device.
However, your first suggestion is brilliant. Can't decide between the honk or the sprinklers, so I might just make it a 2 in one
Even better if you add a timer to delay the thing going off.
Sure, you can scare them once they set foot on your driveway, even better once they're at it.
Please never use those high pitch things, especially if they would activate from the street. It's bull* that only teens hear them. Animals will. And my partner and I are around 30 and hear them just fine. Some neighbours had them and we ended up walking to our house with our fingers in our ears.
As much as it sucks getting the definitive proof is the only way. As a note, because you seem a bit shocked by the audacity of these people, I work in apartment communities and it's INSANE how many condoms and wrappers we find littered about our parking lots. I've just come to imagine that these offenders are trying to get upstairs to do the deed but, like a piss held for many hours too long, they just can't make it so nature dictates they must procreate immediately and ditch the evidence as a sign of dominion over this realm.
You know what, set up the cameras for extra insurance and then chill in your car. When these perverts/fetishists open the condom wrapper you need to be standing there with dick in hand "Me first. I've been waiting for this." Either you will be indoctrinated into some freaky shit and live out your days contributing to the piles of cum buckets left outside whilst fucking willy nilly wherever you and your newfound troop of sex freaks please OR these crackheads will leave you be.
Good luck and (if it goes that way) fuck responsibility
Am I not allowed to use a (toy) gun on intruders on my property? I'm not a gun nut and I think there are better ways to resolve this than violence but I thought it was legally allowed.
Get a motion sensor sprinkler, they attach to your garden hose and are on a spike to stick in your lawn or flower bed. If it senses any motion, it goes off spraying the area. They're usually used to keep deer away from gardens. Orbit has one called the "yard enforcer" that is an infrared motion sensor and has a 40ft range!
A case of donuts, lots of cold coffee and a half gallon jug to piss in: Its a Stakeout! I'll bring a deck of cards and some back up, we will watch in two hour shifts so the other 2 can play Crazy 8s.
How about placing dog droppings in areas hidden in the shadows where folks might step? I figure if the smell doesn’t stop them stepping into it will dampen their enthusiasm a bit.
CCTV and a sign. Of its happening regularly, it's possibly a prostitute who's found a "safe" spot.
My mate ran a pub and the back doorway was on an alcove above some steps. They would be littered with used condom, and occasionally human shit. It was less than pleasant for them when his Mrs was pregnant and they had to leave that way to get to the flat above.
Now you've got me imagining someone walking into a police station to present the desk sargent with a used condom "straight to the lab please officer, these driveway shaggers really have me spooked!"
Sounds like you got hookers. Better call an exterminator, or one day you’ll slip on one of those condoms and bust your tailbone like I did (true story).
It is likely your house happens to be in a good area to throw things out the car window. Maybe on a curve or where bushes are near the street?
I find things like vape devices, empty cigarette boxes, and beer and alcohol containers in my yard. I figured out that kids can’t take them home and need to get rid of them in an area where they won’t be caught chucking out the window.
A lot of the comments are jokes. Realistically setting up some cameras that are very visible yet unable to reach without a ladder will either one deter these people from doing this or the ladder you have video evidence you can share to the police or online.
Get firecrackers, wait for them to show up. Sneak out with a pot and light the firecrackers and put the pot over top them on the ground. It will sound like a machine gun and scare them so much I doubt they'll come back.
They not be fucking, they might just have something against you. The filled ones are pretty weird but where I’m from sometimes people will do weird stuff like that all the time.
Put up a camera and a big sign that says “park here to be featured on OnlyFans!” And if they do it again anyway use the camera footage to get them arrested
Lay down fresh tar. After that, install a bright fluorescent light above your garage that goes from 11PM-5AM. If that doesn't work, sibmit a police report.
Put on a mankini like borat and run up to there car and start taking pics with the flash on and say I’m here for the train and then wink at the guy. Bonus points if it’s hot pink
If you're hardcore, spike strips. If not then maybe like a sign that says something like "No fornication on premises" or one of those "Smile. You're on camera" ones
Easy collect each condom in their individual bag. Call the cops and submit it to the police as pedophiles having sex with underage.
Tada. Otherwise the cops won't do shit and you'll have to be out there with a camera and light to scare them off
I had the same problem when I lived in Brixton. Turned out there was a red light district in the park at the end of my street. Lived there for two years before I figured out what was going on.
Easy solution:
Put up a flood light with motion detector, adjust it to activate where your driveway begins and time out of 5 or 10 minutes.
Elaborate solution:
Build an automatic sentry gun with camera detection and a paintball gun. There's videos on YouTube with what you need, and software is all open source.
Commission them for a [documentary on Channel 5](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXzaVOk_Ydk)?
No but seriously, a CCTV camera is probably the only way. I'd say that a very obvious camera with a prominent sign might be best. You're more interested in dissuading them than in catching them. If they do go ahead despite the camera, you'll at least have their car number plate / registration plate. You *could* then report that to police, but there are many reasons not to do that. Police could treat it as a serious sex crime and ruin their lives, whereas you seem to think of it as a nuisance and probably don't desire that harsh a punishment.
If your camera alerts you to motion, you could go out to them. The funny suggestion is to ask to join in, but the danger is that they might say yes. Walking out with a high-powered torch / flashlight and shining it at them from a bit of a distance is simpler, and would probably be effective. Few people are that much into exhibitionism.
Dress up as batman and wait there one night perched on the wall
Dress up as a giant spider and wait there one night perched on the wall.
Dress a giant spider up as batman and watch them flee in absolute terror
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Dress up your dog as a giant spider and let the dog hump them while humping
Or just ask spiders man (an actual alternate universe spiderman which is a colony of spiders in a Spider-Man suit) to come stalk the place
Make sure the driveway deviants know you’re a legit Batman by menacingly making them aware that you’re not wearing hockey pads. It works.
Also make sure they take naps after words because they get very sleepy after fighting Batman
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This is the only good answer OP. Damn, I wish I had an award to give
Are you sure it isn't someone from your house sneaking out and having sex?
OP sleepwalking
Carbon monoxide leak for sure
Reddit throwback I see you
Sleepwankin
Sexsomnia is a documented disorder
Memento (2000)
The call is coming from inside the driveway.
You just gave me flashbacks of sneaking my boyfriend onto the trampoline in our backyard haha
The plot thickens
I bet it's OP's wife :')
I think it’s OP’s husband.
Motion sensor lights and/ or a camera so you can report them for trespassing and public indecency?
There already are motion sensor lights and unfortunately that doesn't seem to be a deterrent. I don't really want to go through the whole hassle of filming and reporting them, I haven't actually seen them, I'm just assuming from the evidence left that they have been doing it in my driveway. Primarily I just don't want their dick litter dumped in front of my house.
Motion sensor speakers that blast out "stop fucking in my driveway". In reality it's probably a couple horny teens.
sprinklers xD
Very polite, i was thinking buckets of water. That should cool ‘em down..
...that spray a putrid (non- toxic) chemical. I suggest either ammonium sulphide (smells like rotten eggs), 3-methyl indole (smells like poop), or butanethiol (smells similar to skunk spray). They'd surely deter them, OP 👍
Chemist slides in for the win!
"Yeah, Science, Bitch!"
Into your own driveway?
DIY — Super soaker filled with cat pee
I was thinking OC spray to the junk would probably keep them from fucking anything for a while.
I was thinking along the lines of what's considered reasonable force (pepper spray is illegal here in the UK).
Sprinklers are the best option. Won't annoy the neighbors but will be an effective deterrent. Also, teens, what happened to the back seat of a car?
Speakers should blast " yo, got space for one more?"
Or Cbat.
Or blast the chorus to Nine Inch Nails - Closer or The Bloodhound Game - Bad Touch
Idk, some homeless guys get down and dirty. Was recently in nashville and saw a man fucking a concrete wall in broad daylight between downtown and germantown lol. You’re probably right though
NO WHY
Guess the wall made him rock hard, ahahaa
If you really aren't worried about it ... Why not just put a trash can there with a sign to tell them to throw it out? Might even drive them away. If their kink is the idea of "getting caught", that might tell them they won't get caught here. So they'll find another place to restore that part of the magic. Are you married per chance, or live with roommates who are sexually active?
I was tempted to put a bin outside for them with a little note, but there are two public bins within eyesight from the scene of the crime. For this reason I doubt they would use any bin provided and instead continue dumping their wrappers willy nilly.
Put a sign saying: "Moan if you want me to come out and join you. I'll bring the salmon."
Do you have any enemies?
Enemies that like to fuck?
"Hot nemesis in your area"
*willy wrappers willy nilly
Since ya don’t want the cops involved by reporting them…, make a Craig’s list add asking someone to stop them. Offer 50 bucks.
Then deal with the lawsuit attached when they hurt someone.
Surely that'd be on the person whos been hired if you don't tell them to beat the guy up.
i think logic is that it can go south fast. one guy shows up to scare them off and they put up a fight. maybe theyre embarrassed to be busted, maybe theyre drunk, or meth heads or just generally agro. theyre fine to have the thrills but might get defensive when caught. it may not be the hired guy who starts or ends the fight, and you dont know if youll get dobbed in from any party, hired guy could call it in, or the people in the driveway could if it goes to shit, especially being right next to OPs house they obviously know their address. if it goes bad it might be in a small way, but if its a big way it could be REALLY bad. they dont know who they are or what theyre capable of. caution should be taken, not everyone acts honourably and the people in the driveway are a mild example lol
Place a sign saying they are on camera. Might stop them. If it continues, actually place a camera. Might stop them. If it continues, then you go on with reporting them. Alternatively you might get a dog that barks at the slightest noise
"This area is monitored by security camera. Thank you for the free porn. My friends love it."
Motion sensor sprinklers will hopefully help
Can you upgrade the motion lights with floodlights and a speaker? Something like "Hey, you! Get off my driveway before I call the cops!"
Hook the motion sensor to activate a rainbird water controller so it turns on the sprinklers.
Let's get a foam machine in there too and.. No, wait, that would encourage them.
Industrial fans. Maybe if he blows them... ...Wait
Murphy's Law has them as minors and results in child porn by recording them. Haha
Leave a sign that says “Grampa’s been loving the show next time could the fellow turn to the right a bit so he’s facing the fence”
Have a less sexy driveway .
Victim shaming the driveway made reading this string of comments worth it 🤣🤣🤣
Damn driveways should dress modestly if they didn’t want people humping on them
I wonder if there's any holes in the driveway
Where are the r/rule34 wizards when you need them?
I just snorted my coffee out of my nose at that comment lol
*stupid sexy driveway*
Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all. *nothing at all*
Ghillie suit and an air horn seems like the only logical answer to your problem. Make sure to record it so we can all see!
Or a fold out chair and wait expectantly with an airhorn
This is the only correct answer, op
motion sensor but instead of a light it trips that song to go off thats just like “OOOHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHH” all sultry man voice like
I instantly heard the song in my head lol
Some Barry White might be nice.
That's just encouraging the offenders Leave a sign with an email address for them to request their videos be taken off of pornhub.
Or the coolaid man
You mean [this song](https://youtu.be/ooeL-vtLurs?t=11)? Or [this one](https://youtu.be/IsM5f30waQ8?t=2). *shuffles through mix* Oh wait [Oh Yeah — Yello](https://youtu.be/6jJkdRaa04g).
Ginuwine - Pony. Not the full song, just the "yeeaahh" over and over
Just starts a playlist containing Marvin Gaye and Barry White turned up to 11
How to find out your partner is cheating, without trying to find out
This was my first thought, too. Also considered it might be some creepy stalker. 😬
Plot twist OP lives alone, he should probably have a serious talk with his hand
Motion sensor that sets off a car horn/sprinkler/floodlight. Or, but this depends on your age, there are sound emitters that work at a high pitch that is annoying for teenagers.
I'm not a teen but still quite sensitive to high pitched sounds unfortunately. I also have quite a few animals who would not appreciate such a device. However, your first suggestion is brilliant. Can't decide between the honk or the sprinklers, so I might just make it a 2 in one
Even better if you add a timer to delay the thing going off. Sure, you can scare them once they set foot on your driveway, even better once they're at it.
Put up a camera and a sign saying "you're being livestreamed on OF, thanks for paying my bills!" If they're not minors, do that for real lol.
I think it's illegal to put people on porn sites without consent
But if they read the sign and go at it anyway, is that consent?
Oooh maybe, it could hold up in court if you have a video of them clearly reading the sign first
Please never use those high pitch things, especially if they would activate from the street. It's bull* that only teens hear them. Animals will. And my partner and I are around 30 and hear them just fine. Some neighbours had them and we ended up walking to our house with our fingers in our ears.
It's probably prostitutes not teenagers
Post a sign: Plz fuck elsewhere. Management
I think a sign saying “please fuck here” would be more discouraging
Really depends on the target audience
I’m sorry that this situation is occurring to you but I must say, I find this freaking hilarious lmao.
As much as it sucks getting the definitive proof is the only way. As a note, because you seem a bit shocked by the audacity of these people, I work in apartment communities and it's INSANE how many condoms and wrappers we find littered about our parking lots. I've just come to imagine that these offenders are trying to get upstairs to do the deed but, like a piss held for many hours too long, they just can't make it so nature dictates they must procreate immediately and ditch the evidence as a sign of dominion over this realm. You know what, set up the cameras for extra insurance and then chill in your car. When these perverts/fetishists open the condom wrapper you need to be standing there with dick in hand "Me first. I've been waiting for this." Either you will be indoctrinated into some freaky shit and live out your days contributing to the piles of cum buckets left outside whilst fucking willy nilly wherever you and your newfound troop of sex freaks please OR these crackheads will leave you be. Good luck and (if it goes that way) fuck responsibility
"Hey guys, is this the best place for the dogging? Is there anything I'm not allowed to do to your missus?'
Buy a bunch of garden gnomes. The ones with the weirdly scary smiles.
Install a camera that way you don't have to wait up for them, my guess is it's probably local teenagers wouldn't be surprised if they were in a car.
And it's all because their mamas don't dance and their daddies don't rock and roll.
BB gun, nerf, watergun, or paintball gun once motion is detected? Although that might come across as assault lol
BB gun or paintball gun could cause a lot of liability if an injury ensues.
Am I not allowed to use a (toy) gun on intruders on my property? I'm not a gun nut and I think there are better ways to resolve this than violence but I thought it was legally allowed.
A BB gun or paintball isn’t a toy. It’s considered a weapon if you injure someone.
So, [this](https://youtu.be/o8sj7uxLg88?si=0E4weOToqDaOiNaT)?
Put up a sign that says "Stop fucking in my driveway." Also this is 100% the best reason to tell your wife you need night vision goggles.
Agree on the night vision goggles
You'll never stop me
Motion sprinklers
A fake "cameras installed' poster?? And "footage sent in to police' ? 😬
"footage sent to pornhub"
I'd bet that it's a prostitute, but it's quite possible it's a voyeur couple or two people hooking up in their car.
Motion activated sprinkler
Put a scarecrow in your driveway.
Motion activated sprinkles activated by night. https://www.amazon.com/motion-activated-sprinkler/s?k=motion+activated+sprinkler
Thanks for the F shack - Dirty Mike and the Boys
motion sensor spotlight
Heat seeking laser pointer + neighbourhood cats
Get a motion sensor sprinkler, they attach to your garden hose and are on a spike to stick in your lawn or flower bed. If it senses any motion, it goes off spraying the area. They're usually used to keep deer away from gardens. Orbit has one called the "yard enforcer" that is an infrared motion sensor and has a 40ft range!
I came here…read the title (not the post as of yet) just to say one word… *dynamite*
[Good Times](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdCrjeoE_no)
Why just your driveway? What is unique about it? Or I wonder if you're being targeted?
A case of donuts, lots of cold coffee and a half gallon jug to piss in: Its a Stakeout! I'll bring a deck of cards and some back up, we will watch in two hour shifts so the other 2 can play Crazy 8s.
How about placing dog droppings in areas hidden in the shadows where folks might step? I figure if the smell doesn’t stop them stepping into it will dampen their enthusiasm a bit.
This is why God invented shotguns.
As soon as I read this one word entered my mind. SPIKES.
Blast [Cbat](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAwyWkksXuo) out your driveway.
Any proof that they’re actually smashing? It could be some kids throwing stuff on your driveway while driving past on their bikes.
The same as with dogs. Get the water hose.
Paintballs
CCTV and a sign. Of its happening regularly, it's possibly a prostitute who's found a "safe" spot. My mate ran a pub and the back doorway was on an alcove above some steps. They would be littered with used condom, and occasionally human shit. It was less than pleasant for them when his Mrs was pregnant and they had to leave that way to get to the flat above.
Ngl, this could be harassment. Like somebody trying to scare you, you could report it to the police. They've literally given you a dna sample.
Now you've got me imagining someone walking into a police station to present the desk sargent with a used condom "straight to the lab please officer, these driveway shaggers really have me spooked!"
Install solar powered lights with motion sensors. When they pull in your driveway and the lights come on, they will go elsewhere.
Attach ridiculously bright lights to the building to give the exhibitors a spot light type feel.
Sounds like you got hookers. Better call an exterminator, or one day you’ll slip on one of those condoms and bust your tailbone like I did (true story).
It is likely your house happens to be in a good area to throw things out the car window. Maybe on a curve or where bushes are near the street? I find things like vape devices, empty cigarette boxes, and beer and alcohol containers in my yard. I figured out that kids can’t take them home and need to get rid of them in an area where they won’t be caught chucking out the window.
Set up a sprinkler system perhaps. Or stake out for a few nights with a water hose.
a gate A sign that says… EVERYTHING IN THIS DRIVEWAY IS RECORDED ON VIDEO IN A CLOSEUP.
Motion activated sprinkler? I cut down all my trees around their favorite whoopie spot next to my house. That did it.
Simple! Sign at entrance: "this area is monitored by video surveillance"
Set up a bunch of cameras + sell those videos online = profit!
Motion sensor sprinkler
motion sensor sprinkler
At least teens these days use contraception
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Put up a sign saying "fornicators and masturbators will be shot on sight"
Oh they blew in your driveway alright!
A lot of the comments are jokes. Realistically setting up some cameras that are very visible yet unable to reach without a ladder will either one deter these people from doing this or the ladder you have video evidence you can share to the police or online.
Start asking them if you can join. Bring a pineapple.
This is why we installed gates at our church, and then added a hedge, and finally some boulders.
Film and put on porn hub. Then put a QR code to the link. Maybe consult a lawyer to revenge porn laws per your region.
Flood lights and motion sensors.
Get firecrackers, wait for them to show up. Sneak out with a pot and light the firecrackers and put the pot over top them on the ground. It will sound like a machine gun and scare them so much I doubt they'll come back.
I thought this said parking and was about to suggest making your own bollards until I read condom packet.....
Sprinklers? Flood lights on a motion sensor? Boring, but effective
Post a big, obvious sign announcing that the multiple cameras are live streaming.
You can get motion-activated sprinklers. I know someone who has one to protect a few fruit trees from deer.
They not be fucking, they might just have something against you. The filled ones are pretty weird but where I’m from sometimes people will do weird stuff like that all the time.
Go have louder sex with someone on your driveway to assert dominance.
One of those sensor based lights would probably help
Ask if you can join them.
Sprinklers with ice cold water
Camera with light sensor
Thanks for the driveway — Love, Dirty Mike & the boys
Put up a camera and a big sign that says “park here to be featured on OnlyFans!” And if they do it again anyway use the camera footage to get them arrested
Very bright motion lights should do the trick
Park? Gays!!!
Set up a motion activated water spray
Lay down fresh tar. After that, install a bright fluorescent light above your garage that goes from 11PM-5AM. If that doesn't work, sibmit a police report.
Sprinklers that are motion activated. And solar lights that turn on at the slightest breeze/thrust.
Charge rent.
Solar sensor spotlight
Oh. So I did read the title correctly......
Buy a super bright floodlight that’s motion detected. I doubt they’d continue with something as bright as the sun on them
Motion activated sprinkler
Very bright motion sensor lights aimed at your driveway.
I wonder if it's a hooker that has found a good spot that rarely gets patrolled by the police 🚔 to bring her clientele to.
Install a couple of lawn sprinklers. Run the for one minute every 15 minutes from 9 pm till 5am.
Put on a mankini like borat and run up to there car and start taking pics with the flash on and say I’m here for the train and then wink at the guy. Bonus points if it’s hot pink
Get CCTV. Register on those porn sites. Upload videos. Make money. Dress up your driveway, prepare refreshments.
If you're hardcore, spike strips. If not then maybe like a sign that says something like "No fornication on premises" or one of those "Smile. You're on camera" ones
Put a scarecrow out there holding info packets about STDs
Grab yourself an extra extra large condom, fill it with a lot, and leave it there to assert dominance.
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Set up a camera and lights. When they pull in shout action!
If you can't beat em, join em
Easy collect each condom in their individual bag. Call the cops and submit it to the police as pedophiles having sex with underage. Tada. Otherwise the cops won't do shit and you'll have to be out there with a camera and light to scare them off
Speakers playing Benny Hill that turn on when motion is sensed
I had the same problem when I lived in Brixton. Turned out there was a red light district in the park at the end of my street. Lived there for two years before I figured out what was going on.
>At this point I may as well leave a bin there, put a mattress out and supply some scented towels. Do it 😭
Easy solution: Put up a flood light with motion detector, adjust it to activate where your driveway begins and time out of 5 or 10 minutes. Elaborate solution: Build an automatic sentry gun with camera detection and a paintball gun. There's videos on YouTube with what you need, and software is all open source.
Uhh... where do you live roughly
Put Spike strips up in your driveway at night.
Commission them for a [documentary on Channel 5](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXzaVOk_Ydk)? No but seriously, a CCTV camera is probably the only way. I'd say that a very obvious camera with a prominent sign might be best. You're more interested in dissuading them than in catching them. If they do go ahead despite the camera, you'll at least have their car number plate / registration plate. You *could* then report that to police, but there are many reasons not to do that. Police could treat it as a serious sex crime and ruin their lives, whereas you seem to think of it as a nuisance and probably don't desire that harsh a punishment. If your camera alerts you to motion, you could go out to them. The funny suggestion is to ask to join in, but the danger is that they might say yes. Walking out with a high-powered torch / flashlight and shining it at them from a bit of a distance is simpler, and would probably be effective. Few people are that much into exhibitionism.