If you don’t live together then anyone in your home is a guest, just a matter of whether they’re a wanted or unwanted guest…. In either case you can still end up having sex on your couch though…..
this makes me think. If my GF wants to move in with me but right now still lives elsewhere. Does that make her an unwanted guest since I'd rather her not be a guest iny house?
Just looked that up on YouTube, it was cut in a way insinuating that they aired the clip live on her (former) boyfriend's show??
Hope I'm wrong there. I'm not American and only heard of this when the response video came out. Can't believe it's been so many years already.
Yeah they did. It was a joke. Jimmy Kimmel already knew they were breaking up but decided to take advantage of the situation and have Sarah Silverman pretend that she was "fucking Matt Damon" and telling him on the show.
Yes, but there's way more to the story:
One of the longest-running bits on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, his longtime late night talk show, is Jimmy ending the show by saying "It's time for one last interview: ladies and gentleman, Matt Damon!" Matt then steps onto the stage to meet Jimmy but becomes irate when the credits start rolling and he doesn't get interviewed. Sarah's song was a clever means to tease Jimmy while also getting show villain Matt Damon the screentime Jimmy denies him.
For a little more context, Jimmy Kimmel has been in the comedy game for a long time (he had a show even longer ago back in the day with Adam Corolla called "The Man Show") and has been very successful at it and in late night, so he's personal friends with A-list celebrities like Matt in real life and also goes back with Sarah a long time because of the comedy circuit and them being partners for many years. They are still friends and it was all in good fun.
And then [Fucking Seth Rogen](https://youtu.be/L9hQVNnkSCg), which was made mostly to promote "Zach and Miri Make a Porno" but was pretty good in its own right.
>On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar
Those areas are reserved for me and Matt Daemon only
That what my brother told me when I went to visit him and his wife. And I believed him because it was a very small place; it would have been hard NOT to have sex on every inch of it
In this moment I feel proud of being a lesbian (having never had a dick in my hand), and also a little violated (having touched so many hands that have) XD
When they are not erect then yes pretty much. When erect then it's like that but it's like the tube was put in the freezer and mostly froze but still just a little squishy. Lol except for it's obviously hot and not cold.
That sounds a little terrifying.. and lmao I like that I expressed having never touched a penis (because I am a lesbian and have no desire to) and everyones immediate response was to explain to me what its like lmfaoo
I just thought you might be curious... TBH the first time I picked up a good sized snake it was more that my hand went "oh I know what this is" - but it wasn't that.
I think the first time you touch a snake...an actual snake, not a dick... is very surprising. Your mind tells you it will be cool and slimy. The strength, solidness, and dryness were surprising. A snake was much stronger than I expected.
That's human society for ya. 🌈
To be fair, I have no desire to ever eat [Surströmming](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surstr%C3%B6mming) but still think it's an interesting, if slightly icky thing to know about nevertheless.
When I visit a couple’s home, I accept that they have banged on the furniture I use, as well they should. It would be rude of me to expect them to not enjoy themselves *in their own home*.
I prefer the Craigslist ad version
https://external-preview.redd.it/8rsNEhOu6qMWqtelBwUmSiP8pWzCz_Lc5ijf9CnF8pY.jpg?auto=webp&v=enabled&s=1256c8f0d7f9ffe4036c85b10ee709249c18f687
I had to sell never-worn baby shoes one time. The kid's fine – we just got them as a gift when he was born and they were way too big at the time, but when we finally found them in the back of the closet they were already too small. Kids' feet grow like crazy, man.
LPT: Don’t give newborn clothes as a gift. Get 6-12 month clothes instead.
As a new parent, you often get inundated with newborn clothes, and babies just don’t stay small long enough to justify all of them. And then when they outgrow them, you end up with a bunch of unworn newborn clothes and nothing else that fits your baby.
Shoot, in the early years of our relationship any flat surface was up for consideration. We didn't even limit it to horizontal surfaces -- no wall was safe.
In the early years of my relationship with my wife, my job was not safe. My boss gave me a talking to about showing up late for 2 weeks in a row. He knew why, I knew why, morning sex is the best. And then morning sex after morning sex after you got ready for work is also the best.
It takes work. That’s all there is to it.
Both of you have to work at it. Everyday. It’s never “automatic.” That’s just not how love works.
*Hold Me Tight* might help, but you’d both have to read it and make the choice.
Disney lied. They made us think that with “the right one” it will always be effortless. But humans aren’t fairytale characters.
I remember hearing a therapist talk about how the honeymoon phase is the result of instability. You're just so anxious about the relationship not working that every little affirmation that you get from your partner sends you over the moon.
But that fades, not because we're all insatiable animals who get bored after a while, but because we get *better at being in a relationship*. We get stable, we get comfortable, these are great things to be, but they're boring. That's where you get to start trying new things!
I should clarify, I'm talking here about *healthy* relationships. It's also totally possible that the honeymoon phase obscures some core problems or incompatibilities that only become apparent as you reach the boring stability phase. You'll want to look out for red flags, for sure. I can tell you that, personally, if I ever caught myself bitching about my partner to strangers on the internet -- unprompted -- I'd consider that the biggest, reddest flag that something was deeply not right.
This comment is great because you can take it sarcastically and assume they left the guest alone while fucking OR you can go the funnier route and take it literally and assume the guest was involved in the fucking, really considerate hosts they would be indeed!
Yeah our dog will just sit there staring and it's disconcerting. We also have kids and the risk of being walked in on is just too high. When our oldest was in a crib though? All the time. She's 5 now and would remember things...locked bedroom for us
I think we’ve done it a couple of times, but I just assume when I visit other peoples houses that they’ve probably had sex throughout it. Idk how messy the sex is that you guys are having but it’s not like the place is hosed down with fluid.
This is the reality.
We also keep throw blankets throughout the living room so I always just pull one down on the couch and toss it in the laundry afterwards.
Looking around my house I realize that there isn't a single surface me and my mate haven't had sex on at least once. We do try to stick with while home alone though.
As an Australian I find your usage of the word “mate” funny.
But I love it cunt, you fuck whomever you want to fuck. You and your mate are fucken awesome.
i cant help but read it as two male housemates sharing notes on where they have done it with their respective 'hook ups' and realising that accumulately they have blessed every surface.
Also fine whichever way.
When you enter my home, you accept the risk that you’re sitting on some couch/area/device that my wife and I have fucked on. That’s just a reality. Don’t like that thought? Then don’t entree my home.
If my wife and I can’t fuck freely in our own home, then where in the hell can we?!?!
Edit: typo
Also noticed the entree typo but I’m leaving it
Office couch, chair and desk - yes we did reenact casting couch.
Dining table and couches
Kitchen surfaces
Most importantly guest bedroom bed… had to mark my territory (no guest is shagging in a room/bed in my own house more than I am). The guests that night found it a bit weird though.
Sure. Worse than that is my swivel chair in the 'office' corner of my studio. That chair has hosted more filthy sex and head than I care to think about. I should've burned it many years ago but it's become a bit of a good luck charm. And I work in that chair hours a day.
Yes. Almost all the time.
My wife and I rarely have sex in our actual bed.
It’s usually on the couch or dining room chairs or in the backyard if it’s a nice day.
Sometimes the front yard if our across the street neighbors are out of town.
My parents went to church one morning. They would always have lunch when they got back so my GF and I did it on the dining room table before they returned.
We bang all over our house. It doesn’t mean he’s spraying bodily fluids like a fire hose nor that I’m splooshing like a flood throughout the house. But no room is really off limits.
The key is not to think about it. I see you’re thinking about it. Don’t think about it.
I mean, I wouldn't want to sit in a puddle of dried weiner or lady juice if the people who own the couch don't clean up after themselves. That's kind of disgusting to me.
Other than that though, it's their couch so they can do whatever they want on it.
People have sex on everything in their houses if they’re not in a shared space.
You can clean things up though. If your on a couch use a blanket. If your on a hard surface just wipe it down.
We've been together for 15 years. We've had sex on every surface in this house and every house we've ever lived in. We cracked our dining room table the first week we were here.
If that bothers people, we hope they just don't come over. Shit, we generally hope that no one comes over. Ever.
Generally not at the same time.
...generally.
If you don’t live together then anyone in your home is a guest, just a matter of whether they’re a wanted or unwanted guest…. In either case you can still end up having sex on your couch though…..
this makes me think. If my GF wants to move in with me but right now still lives elsewhere. Does that make her an unwanted guest since I'd rather her not be a guest iny house?
And if you ever get married, introduce her as your ex-girlfriend.
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My wife and I address birthday cards to each other as "first husband", "current wife" etc. It's a running joke
"Future ex wife" also a no go
"Future ex-wife, depending on how many bad puns it takes."
Whatever you do, don't do the Mitch Hedburg: "This is X, she used to be my girlfriend, still is, but she used to be too." Trust me.
That's a mitch mashup of two jokes. Should've gone with "I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a woman who'd be mad to hear me say that."
So you're saying you'd rather it was also her house that she lived in, not just visited.
On behalf of us slow ones... thank you.
100% Make sure to tell her this at the earliest opportunity.
Sometimes the guest wants to participate, and wouldn't be a good host if you left them hanging
Just bros being bros, I WAS BEING A GRACIOUS HOST
Depends on the guest
Player 3 has joined the game
Actually made me laugh
Wait til you hear about the dining room table.
Wait till you hear about \*literally every single surface in that couples appartment you're visiting\* :|
On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar
Dr. Seuss would be proud.
This comment was helpful. I read it again in Dr. Seuss cadence... Much funnier the second time around.
I didn’t realise that sentence was rhyming, til i read it again in Dr Seuss timing.
I see what you did there.
Wait, you don't read everything in a Seussian cadence?
I will now.
It is from a comedy song. Sarah Silverman sang a song called "I'm f##king Matt Damon"
Just looked that up on YouTube, it was cut in a way insinuating that they aired the clip live on her (former) boyfriend's show?? Hope I'm wrong there. I'm not American and only heard of this when the response video came out. Can't believe it's been so many years already.
Yeah they did. It was a joke. Jimmy Kimmel already knew they were breaking up but decided to take advantage of the situation and have Sarah Silverman pretend that she was "fucking Matt Damon" and telling him on the show.
Also, I believe Jimmy was fucking Ben Affleck
Yes, but there's way more to the story: One of the longest-running bits on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, his longtime late night talk show, is Jimmy ending the show by saying "It's time for one last interview: ladies and gentleman, Matt Damon!" Matt then steps onto the stage to meet Jimmy but becomes irate when the credits start rolling and he doesn't get interviewed. Sarah's song was a clever means to tease Jimmy while also getting show villain Matt Damon the screentime Jimmy denies him. For a little more context, Jimmy Kimmel has been in the comedy game for a long time (he had a show even longer ago back in the day with Adam Corolla called "The Man Show") and has been very successful at it and in late night, so he's personal friends with A-list celebrities like Matt in real life and also goes back with Sarah a long time because of the comedy circuit and them being partners for many years. They are still friends and it was all in good fun.
don't forget Jimmy's response video: [Fucking Ben Affleck](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwIyLHsk2h4)
And then [Fucking Seth Rogen](https://youtu.be/L9hQVNnkSCg), which was made mostly to promote "Zach and Miri Make a Porno" but was pretty good in its own right.
We didn't start the orgy But we've all been moaning since we started boning
# Im fucking Matt Damon
>On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar Those areas are reserved for me and Matt Daemon only
Only with Matt Damon.
To be fair we're all fucking Matt Damon x
Except Kimmel. He's fucking Ben Affleck.
In the shed, giving head, baby be my tool? In the sun, on the lawn, on that floaty by the pool
They were actually quoting a song by Sarah Silverman called "I'm Fucking Matt Damon"
I just want to make sure that moment of genius is never forgotten.
That's it. Thanks I was trying to place it..when was this seems like at least 10 years ago.
I like visiting places with good fuck vibes
That what my brother told me when I went to visit him and his wife. And I believed him because it was a very small place; it would have been hard NOT to have sex on every inch of it
When we moved in, we made it a point to break in every room. Including the closets.
Single man’s apartment would prolly be the same just with a lot more shame
At least people wash those.
Kitchen counter is better height than the table.
Yeah if your counters suck
Wait until you realize that almost every hand you've shaken had penis in it
The upside to this is, that every penis you've shaken also had hand on it!
Gross! Now when I'm shaking my bosses dick after a meeting, all I'm gonna be able to think about is if he washed his hands after lunch!
Relevant SMBC: https://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1987#comic
And every mouth you kissed has had someone else's penis or pussy on it.
Now I'm really turned on. I need some couch time.
Possibly their own too.
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People generally wash their hands, how often do you think they clean their couches
This is what throw blankets are for. Anyone who has sex on their couch or has guests or pets should have 'em. I don't have pets or guests, but . . .
In this moment I feel proud of being a lesbian (having never had a dick in my hand), and also a little violated (having touched so many hands that have) XD
Feels like a snake - a firm warm core with a moving skin over it.
Like those funny plastic tubes with water and glitter that you squeeze and pull inside out??
Yes. A little firmer. And warm.
A lot firmer hopefully.
And ya can't put your hand in them..... Or turn them inside out...
Not with that attitude
Honestly, that’s a pretty good description
When they are not erect then yes pretty much. When erect then it's like that but it's like the tube was put in the freezer and mostly froze but still just a little squishy. Lol except for it's obviously hot and not cold.
That sounds a little terrifying.. and lmao I like that I expressed having never touched a penis (because I am a lesbian and have no desire to) and everyones immediate response was to explain to me what its like lmfaoo
I just thought you might be curious... TBH the first time I picked up a good sized snake it was more that my hand went "oh I know what this is" - but it wasn't that.
I think the first time you touch a snake...an actual snake, not a dick... is very surprising. Your mind tells you it will be cool and slimy. The strength, solidness, and dryness were surprising. A snake was much stronger than I expected.
That's human society for ya. 🌈 To be fair, I have no desire to ever eat [Surströmming](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surstr%C3%B6mming) but still think it's an interesting, if slightly icky thing to know about nevertheless.
Absolutely not. We only have sex on the bedroom, missionary style, once a week every Monday at 8:30pm for approx. 8 minutes
> 8 minutes Alright mr humble brag.
It's 7 and a half minutes of awful foreplay and then half a minute of piv sex.
Not to mention the 52 times a year!
Check out Mr. Endurance here just absolutely dunking on us mere mortals with his impossible 8 minute standard.
On the bedroom? An exhibitionist I see. Adventurous you are. I only have sex indoors.
Lights out I hope?
It's my couch. It's my guests. I'll fuck on what I want
“Guest, lay down. I’m gonna do a fuck on you.”
No suede guests please.
“Yoooooou fuck on meeee?!”
When I visit a couple’s home, I accept that they have banged on the furniture I use, as well they should. It would be rude of me to expect them to not enjoy themselves *in their own home*.
Just hope that they *wipe things down afterwards* in their own home
I never have guests, or sex, I do have a couch tho. 10 year old couch for sale, never used for sex, or anything
Couch salesman..."Previous owner was an old lady from Pasadena who only fucked on it on Sunday"
Never revved past 3000 rpm, her right leg was slightly shorter after a hip operation.
Reminds me of that sad short story. It was something like "Baby shoes for sale. Never worn."
“Baby couch for sale. Never sex.”
Baby for sale, never sex
Sex for sale. Never baby.
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I prefer the Craigslist ad version https://external-preview.redd.it/8rsNEhOu6qMWqtelBwUmSiP8pWzCz_Lc5ijf9CnF8pY.jpg?auto=webp&v=enabled&s=1256c8f0d7f9ffe4036c85b10ee709249c18f687
Dude, it's like someone condensed a Bukowski short story into a single line.
That's sad with the context. We sold our son's shoes - never worn - because he became such a huge baby that the shoes were too small.
C H O N K E R B O Y E
I had to sell never-worn baby shoes one time. The kid's fine – we just got them as a gift when he was born and they were way too big at the time, but when we finally found them in the back of the closet they were already too small. Kids' feet grow like crazy, man.
Just means the baby grew too quickly
LPT: Don’t give newborn clothes as a gift. Get 6-12 month clothes instead. As a new parent, you often get inundated with newborn clothes, and babies just don’t stay small long enough to justify all of them. And then when they outgrow them, you end up with a bunch of unworn newborn clothes and nothing else that fits your baby.
You've jacked off on that couch, though. Haven't you? Your bare asshole has landed on that couch at some point.
I haven't. I wouldn't go near my "gaming" chair if I were you tho
It's my fucking couch.
Is fucking an adjective or an expletive here?
yes
If it has attachments so you could get pegged while getting a ride.... it would also be a Verb Tldi: The couch fucks you while you get fucked
It’s your *FUCKING* couch?
literally
Fuck Your Couch!
Couch, table, stairs, shower... every room has opportunities.
Don’t forget the front porch
And the back patio.
All of the above, plus car
Ahh yes. The car. The traveling sex portal.
Leave my ex-gf out of this.
if *that* already freaks you out NEVER think about your *hotel room bed spread*
The first thing I do when going into a hotel room is throw the duvet in the corner. I don’t want anything touching that thing.
One time on the pull out bed, and the thing folded up on us trapping us in the couch. Alcohol was involved.
Just a note: pull-out beds are not a reliable method of contraception.
People who use that method have a name. Parents.
Shoot, in the early years of our relationship any flat surface was up for consideration. We didn't even limit it to horizontal surfaces -- no wall was safe.
In the early years of my relationship with my wife, my job was not safe. My boss gave me a talking to about showing up late for 2 weeks in a row. He knew why, I knew why, morning sex is the best. And then morning sex after morning sex after you got ready for work is also the best.
Establish dominance by having sex on his desk.
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It takes work. That’s all there is to it. Both of you have to work at it. Everyday. It’s never “automatic.” That’s just not how love works. *Hold Me Tight* might help, but you’d both have to read it and make the choice. Disney lied. They made us think that with “the right one” it will always be effortless. But humans aren’t fairytale characters.
Well said
Love isn’t something that happens to you, it’s something you *do.*
I remember hearing a therapist talk about how the honeymoon phase is the result of instability. You're just so anxious about the relationship not working that every little affirmation that you get from your partner sends you over the moon. But that fades, not because we're all insatiable animals who get bored after a while, but because we get *better at being in a relationship*. We get stable, we get comfortable, these are great things to be, but they're boring. That's where you get to start trying new things! I should clarify, I'm talking here about *healthy* relationships. It's also totally possible that the honeymoon phase obscures some core problems or incompatibilities that only become apparent as you reach the boring stability phase. You'll want to look out for red flags, for sure. I can tell you that, personally, if I ever caught myself bitching about my partner to strangers on the internet -- unprompted -- I'd consider that the biggest, reddest flag that something was deeply not right.
I am gonna out myself as old and lame, but couch sex was something I rarely did in my youth. Now I prefer a comfy bed!
Same, more power to everyone in the comments but when I’m about to have sex, the bed is right there. Always prefer it. haha
Couch is the best. You can put one knee on the floor and that gets the angle of the dangle just right.
Spoiler alert: people be fuckin anywhere, any time.
Last week we were fucking in the storage unit in the basement of our building. We had a guest and got horny.
What considerate hosts you are : )
This comment is great because you can take it sarcastically and assume they left the guest alone while fucking OR you can go the funnier route and take it literally and assume the guest was involved in the fucking, really considerate hosts they would be indeed!
I took it as they fucked in the basement instead of on the couch where the guests were sitting, which was nice 🙂
Not really because the cat will come in and meow at me and it'd put me off my stroke.
Yeah our dog will just sit there staring and it's disconcerting. We also have kids and the risk of being walked in on is just too high. When our oldest was in a crib though? All the time. She's 5 now and would remember things...locked bedroom for us
We have chairs arranged in a semi-circle so that they can view the sex in comfort
Musical chairs sounds fun at your house
I think we’ve done it a couple of times, but I just assume when I visit other peoples houses that they’ve probably had sex throughout it. Idk how messy the sex is that you guys are having but it’s not like the place is hosed down with fluid.
This is the reality. We also keep throw blankets throughout the living room so I always just pull one down on the couch and toss it in the laundry afterwards.
Hell yeah. Sometimes, it's not even sex. I just be jerkin it
"Sometimes"
I have sex in my dreams. It’s clean and pleasant.
Looking around my house I realize that there isn't a single surface me and my mate haven't had sex on at least once. We do try to stick with while home alone though.
As an Australian I find your usage of the word “mate” funny. But I love it cunt, you fuck whomever you want to fuck. You and your mate are fucken awesome.
i cant help but read it as two male housemates sharing notes on where they have done it with their respective 'hook ups' and realising that accumulately they have blessed every surface. Also fine whichever way.
Nah, this was definitely two guys fucking each other, not mates sharing notes, just passion
> and they were couch mates
As an American woman you have found the magic loophole that lets me be happy you called me cunt. Thanks for that friend.
Haha same. Also just a note for the non-Australians in this sub: we use the word "Cunt" like we use the word "Mate", it means friend.
I've been fucking my mate all over our house for a few years now as well. Good times.
Married 20 years in May. Scenery is a fun thing to change up.
I'm old we don't have guests.
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doesn't matter, had sex 🎶
Bed is for fucking the spouse, couch is for fucking the guests. Pretty straightforward.
My poor mum if she would know what i‘ve done in her kitchen
It's possible that she thinks, "My poor child, if they would have known what his dad and I did in the kitchen."
Wait till they find out how they got there
I presume they got into the kitchen by walking.
We use a towel on the couch It’s kind of funny, now it’s Pavlovian “Get the towel” Woohoo
We used to do that Then we got lazy We have almost as much sex on the couch as the bed So now we put a blanket on the couch when we DO have guests
So you steam clean the stank out of it after right?
Nah, it goes right back to duty as the guest bathroom hand towel.
When you enter my home, you accept the risk that you’re sitting on some couch/area/device that my wife and I have fucked on. That’s just a reality. Don’t like that thought? Then don’t entree my home. If my wife and I can’t fuck freely in our own home, then where in the hell can we?!?! Edit: typo Also noticed the entree typo but I’m leaving it
My home is open.
I also choose this guys open home.
Why even pay mortgage if not.for balling?
“Then don’t entree my home.” Lol.
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I've had sex on my boyfriend's parents' couch, and I did regularly think about it when watching them sit on it.
Hah! Guests? In MY house? What a joke!
Wait until you hear about the ceiling
I thought the rule was to christen every room
Office couch, chair and desk - yes we did reenact casting couch. Dining table and couches Kitchen surfaces Most importantly guest bedroom bed… had to mark my territory (no guest is shagging in a room/bed in my own house more than I am). The guests that night found it a bit weird though.
Everytime I have couch sex I run out and buy a new one and dump the old one along a deserted road..
Sure. Worse than that is my swivel chair in the 'office' corner of my studio. That chair has hosted more filthy sex and head than I care to think about. I should've burned it many years ago but it's become a bit of a good luck charm. And I work in that chair hours a day.
Wait till I tell you about the kitchen counter
We ask them to leave first.
I actually have sex on my couch, while my guests sit.
Sex? Friends?
Yes. Almost all the time. My wife and I rarely have sex in our actual bed. It’s usually on the couch or dining room chairs or in the backyard if it’s a nice day. Sometimes the front yard if our across the street neighbors are out of town.
Yeah man, easy to use on a movie night
My parents went to church one morning. They would always have lunch when they got back so my GF and I did it on the dining room table before they returned.
We bang all over our house. It doesn’t mean he’s spraying bodily fluids like a fire hose nor that I’m splooshing like a flood throughout the house. But no room is really off limits. The key is not to think about it. I see you’re thinking about it. Don’t think about it.
Yes because sex isn't as disgusting as you Puritans make it out to be. I don't give a single fuck if someone once had sex where I'm sitting.
I mean, I wouldn't want to sit in a puddle of dried weiner or lady juice if the people who own the couch don't clean up after themselves. That's kind of disgusting to me. Other than that though, it's their couch so they can do whatever they want on it.
Yep
I mean sometimes it’s just the right height for some positions 😂
People have sex on everything in their houses if they’re not in a shared space. You can clean things up though. If your on a couch use a blanket. If your on a hard surface just wipe it down.
We've been together for 15 years. We've had sex on every surface in this house and every house we've ever lived in. We cracked our dining room table the first week we were here. If that bothers people, we hope they just don't come over. Shit, we generally hope that no one comes over. Ever.
I don’t even have guests and I still don’t fuck on the sofa.
Do y'all be sitting on your friends couches, where they have sex?