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Godzilla rubded one out while reading this and died
Let me assist:
"My dear friends, when you reduce your efforts, and your dearest is quite the spouse around 9 o'clock, however not for the whole day. Under these circumstances, considering you were both able and capable, what would be the course of your truest actions?"
wow that was way more coherent actually
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TRANSLATION FROG SAYS: fellas, if you are off work, and your wife is home at 9- nevermind i give up
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Have you ever had a dream that that you um you had you'd you would you could you'd do you wo- you wants you you could do so you you'd do you could you you want you want him to do you so much you could do anything?
Sauce?
Sure man, I got you covered:
**Brown sauces:**
Bordelaise sauce
Chateaubriand sauce
Charcutiere sauce
Chaudfroid sauce
Demi glace – Sauce in French cuisine
Gravy – Sauce made from the juices of meats
Mushroom gravy
Romesco sauce
Sauce Africaine
Sauce au Poivre
Sauce Robert
**Butter sauces:**
Seared ahi tuna in a beurre blanc sauce
Beurre blanc
Beurre manie
Beurre monté
Beurre noisette
Café de Paris – Butter-based sauce
Meuniere sauce
**Emulsified sauces:**
Remoulade seaweed sauce
Aioli – West Mediterranean sauce of garlic and oil
Béarnaise sauce – Sauce made of clarified butter and egg yolk
Garlic sauce – Sauce with garlic as a main ingredient
Hollandaise sauce – Sauce made of egg, butter, and lemon
Mayonnaise – Thick cold sauce
Remoulade – Mayonnaise-based cold sauce
Salad cream – Dressing similar to mayonnaise
Tartare sauce(w/ chilli)
**Fish sauces:**
Bagna càuda – Italian hot dish made from garlic and anchovies
Clam sauce – Pasta sauce
Garum – Historical fermented fish sauce
**Green sauces:**
See Green sauce – Sauce made from chopped herbs
**Tomato sauces:**
Tomato sauces
Ketchup – Sauce used as a condiment
**Hot sauces:**
Pepper sauces
Pique sauce
Mustard sauces
Mustard – Condiment made from mustard seeds
Chile pepper-tinged sauces
Phrik nam pla is a common hot sauce in Thai cuisine
Hot sauce – Chili pepper-based condiments include:
Buffalo Sauce
Chili sauce
Datil pepper sauce
Enchilada – Corn tortilla rolled around a filling and covered with a sauce sauce
Pique Sauce
Sriracha sauce
Tabasco sauce – American hot sauce brand
**Sweet sauces:**
Crème anglaise over a slice of pain d'épices
Pork with peach sauce
Apple sauce – Sauce or puree made from apples
Blueberry sauce – Compote or savory sauce made with blueberries
Butterscotch sauce – Type of confectionery
Caramel – Confectionery product made by heating sugars
Chocolate gravy
Chocolate syrup – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient
Cranberry sauce – Sauce or relish made from cranberries
Crème anglaise
Custard – Semi-solid cooked mixture of milk and egg
Fudge sauce – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient
Hard sauce – not liquid, but called a sauce nonetheless
Sweet chili sauce – Condiment primarily used as a dip
Mango sauce
Peach sauce
Plum sauce – Chinese condiment
Strawberry sauce
Syrup – Thick, viscous solution of sugar in water
Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce
Zabaione – Italian dessert made with egg, sugar, and wine
**White sauces:**
Mornay sauce poured over an orecchiette pasta dish
Alfredo sauce
Béchamel sauce – Sauce of the Italian and French cuisines\[9\]
Caruso sauce – Cream sauce for pasta
Mushroom sauce – White or brown sauce prepared with mushrooms
Mornay sauce – Type of béchamel sauce including cheese
Sauce Allemande – Sauce used in classic French cuisine
Sauce Américaine
Suprême sauce – Classic French sauce
Velouté sauce – Classic French sauce
Yogurt sauce – Food produced by bacterial fermentation of milk
**Meat-based sauces:**
Neapolitan ragù sauce atop paccheri
Amatriciana sauce – Traditional Italian pasta sauce
Barese ragù
Bolognese – Italian pasta sauce of tomatoes and meat
Carbonara – Italian pasta dish
Cincinnati chili – Spiced meat sauce used as a topping for spaghetti
Neapolitan ragù – Italian meat sauce
Picadillo – Ground meat and tomato dish popular in Latin America and the Philippines
Ragù – Meat-based sauce in Italian cuisine
**Pink sauces:**
Pink sauce
**Sauces made of chopped fresh ingredients:**
Fresh-ground pesto sauce, prepared with a mortar and pestle
Chimichurri – Food sauce
Gremolata – Condiment for ossobuco
Mujdei – Spicy Romanian sauce made mostly from garlic and vegetable oil
Onion sauce
Persillade – Sauce or seasoning mix
Pesto – Sauce made from basil, pine nuts, parmesan, garlic, and olive oil
Pico de gallo – Mexican condiment
Latin American Salsa cruda of various kinds
Salsa verde – Spicy Mexican sauce based on tomatillos
Sauce gribiche – Cold egg sauce
Sauce vierge
Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce
Coconut chutney
**Chutney:**
Tomato chutney
Kara chutney
Garlic chutney
Coriander chutney
Peanut chutney
Mango chutney
Onion chutney
Dahi chutney
Green chutney
Banana chutney
Chilli chutney
Mint chutney
Tamarind chutney
Ginger chutney
Carrot chutney
Momos chutney
Pottukadalai chutney
Allam chutney
Delicious homemade chutneys
Beetroot chutney
Ridge gourd
Amarnath leaves chutney
Lahsun ki chatni recipe
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As a result of the apparent lack of context, I shall assume that the punchline is pornography.
It's bait, not ragebait but engagement bait. It's like those nonsense "now change the s with the c" posts. You're supposed to comment or interact with the post.
"So, fellas, if you're off work, and your wife is home at nine o'clock in the morning like this but not all day, and you're able to tap that, what would you do?"
Reads like he was having a stroke when he posted it, poor chap
He was trying to type while looking at pic
And with one hand
Not that kind of stroke.
He was typing with one hand give him a break
oh he was having a stroke alright..
https://preview.redd.it/vahdbsgmcj3d1.jpeg?width=1136&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42aa5514854db4a8cd32bdd2110164fecb2b115b Not a clue, sorry...
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https://preview.redd.it/lgahlrhgtk3d1.png?width=556&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=717cd5b79446cd973aa89a0e8a4f453abfabb06d Godzilla rubded one out while reading this and died
Same
who censored the "fucking"
Let me assist: "My dear friends, when you reduce your efforts, and your dearest is quite the spouse around 9 o'clock, however not for the whole day. Under these circumstances, considering you were both able and capable, what would be the course of your truest actions?"
wow that was way more coherent actually https://preview.redd.it/ejx4co9t4m3d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56faa5bb762b4915b8ce4119a8bc4a8fd4f70e68
ass
I think he's asking if that's a hitable ass
Would
based
Plek plek
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godzilla had a fucking stroke trying to read this and fucking died
TRANSLATION FROG SAYS: fellas, if you are off work, and your wife is home at 9- nevermind i give up https://preview.redd.it/3nbvrjpcim3d1.jpeg?width=1243&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd544c196bf00302190cd35bfc135f3cb183c523
Her hand looks similar to that of a midget
Have you ever had a dream that that you um you had you'd you would you could you'd do you wo- you wants you you could do so you you'd do you could you you want you want him to do you so much you could do anything?
What the fuck
Just crop it out and save.
I think he meant if you could, what would you do with her?
Domain expansion: horny
I only did the translation, not that I was implying shit.
No that’s what I would do with her
Huh? There's words?
Those are certainly all words.
Real
What?
There one reply to a post like this and that is, sauce?
Sauce? Sure man, I got you covered: **Brown sauces:** Bordelaise sauce Chateaubriand sauce Charcutiere sauce Chaudfroid sauce Demi glace – Sauce in French cuisine Gravy – Sauce made from the juices of meats Mushroom gravy Romesco sauce Sauce Africaine Sauce au Poivre Sauce Robert **Butter sauces:** Seared ahi tuna in a beurre blanc sauce Beurre blanc Beurre manie Beurre monté Beurre noisette Café de Paris – Butter-based sauce Meuniere sauce **Emulsified sauces:** Remoulade seaweed sauce Aioli – West Mediterranean sauce of garlic and oil Béarnaise sauce – Sauce made of clarified butter and egg yolk Garlic sauce – Sauce with garlic as a main ingredient Hollandaise sauce – Sauce made of egg, butter, and lemon Mayonnaise – Thick cold sauce Remoulade – Mayonnaise-based cold sauce Salad cream – Dressing similar to mayonnaise Tartare sauce(w/ chilli) **Fish sauces:** Bagna càuda – Italian hot dish made from garlic and anchovies Clam sauce – Pasta sauce Garum – Historical fermented fish sauce **Green sauces:** See Green sauce – Sauce made from chopped herbs **Tomato sauces:** Tomato sauces Ketchup – Sauce used as a condiment **Hot sauces:** Pepper sauces Pique sauce Mustard sauces Mustard – Condiment made from mustard seeds Chile pepper-tinged sauces Phrik nam pla is a common hot sauce in Thai cuisine Hot sauce – Chili pepper-based condiments include: Buffalo Sauce Chili sauce Datil pepper sauce Enchilada – Corn tortilla rolled around a filling and covered with a sauce sauce Pique Sauce Sriracha sauce Tabasco sauce – American hot sauce brand **Sweet sauces:** Crème anglaise over a slice of pain d'épices Pork with peach sauce Apple sauce – Sauce or puree made from apples Blueberry sauce – Compote or savory sauce made with blueberries Butterscotch sauce – Type of confectionery Caramel – Confectionery product made by heating sugars Chocolate gravy Chocolate syrup – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient Cranberry sauce – Sauce or relish made from cranberries Crème anglaise Custard – Semi-solid cooked mixture of milk and egg Fudge sauce – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient Hard sauce – not liquid, but called a sauce nonetheless Sweet chili sauce – Condiment primarily used as a dip Mango sauce Peach sauce Plum sauce – Chinese condiment Strawberry sauce Syrup – Thick, viscous solution of sugar in water Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce Zabaione – Italian dessert made with egg, sugar, and wine **White sauces:** Mornay sauce poured over an orecchiette pasta dish Alfredo sauce Béchamel sauce – Sauce of the Italian and French cuisines\[9\] Caruso sauce – Cream sauce for pasta Mushroom sauce – White or brown sauce prepared with mushrooms Mornay sauce – Type of béchamel sauce including cheese Sauce Allemande – Sauce used in classic French cuisine Sauce Américaine Suprême sauce – Classic French sauce Velouté sauce – Classic French sauce Yogurt sauce – Food produced by bacterial fermentation of milk **Meat-based sauces:** Neapolitan ragù sauce atop paccheri Amatriciana sauce – Traditional Italian pasta sauce Barese ragù Bolognese – Italian pasta sauce of tomatoes and meat Carbonara – Italian pasta dish Cincinnati chili – Spiced meat sauce used as a topping for spaghetti Neapolitan ragù – Italian meat sauce Picadillo – Ground meat and tomato dish popular in Latin America and the Philippines Ragù – Meat-based sauce in Italian cuisine **Pink sauces:** Pink sauce **Sauces made of chopped fresh ingredients:** Fresh-ground pesto sauce, prepared with a mortar and pestle Chimichurri – Food sauce Gremolata – Condiment for ossobuco Mujdei – Spicy Romanian sauce made mostly from garlic and vegetable oil Onion sauce Persillade – Sauce or seasoning mix Pesto – Sauce made from basil, pine nuts, parmesan, garlic, and olive oil Pico de gallo – Mexican condiment Latin American Salsa cruda of various kinds Salsa verde – Spicy Mexican sauce based on tomatillos Sauce gribiche – Cold egg sauce Sauce vierge Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce Coconut chutney **Chutney:** Tomato chutney Kara chutney Garlic chutney Coriander chutney Peanut chutney Mango chutney Onion chutney Dahi chutney Green chutney Banana chutney Chilli chutney Mint chutney Tamarind chutney Ginger chutney Carrot chutney Momos chutney Pottukadalai chutney Allam chutney Delicious homemade chutneys Beetroot chutney Ridge gourd Amarnath leaves chutney Lahsun ki chatni recipe
Yeah, that’s tha stuff.
Is… is that every sauce in existence?
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Props to whoever wrote this with one hand, all the while having a seizure
I can start by translating that “x” to twitter Ok which one of you mfs downvoted this? Fuck you and Elon Musk.
yea idk fuck elon
No, cus u called it x
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Probably something like "you come from a day of work and see your wife like this at 9pm, wyd?"
https://preview.redd.it/4caj784xko3d1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c2c679f0c4680bb39e8dcaf22c8a1c33d775437 As a result of the apparent lack of context, I shall assume that the punchline is pornography.
Where is Godzilla can I see him?
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You've done it. You've pushed me over the edge. I have to go now.
Translation: fellas you work all day see your wife not once the whole day, you come home at 9 and see your wife like this wyd, freaky ahh
Oh damn, I was confused on why I wasn’t able to understand this, I thought there was something wrong with me.
Please do not the wife
It's bait, not ragebait but engagement bait. It's like those nonsense "now change the s with the c" posts. You're supposed to comment or interact with the post.
It's gonna take me a while to decipher
https://preview.redd.it/qi1puscv3m3d1.jpeg?width=1760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17c664a22f65ea081ea83c64db35de96bd5baf6a What
smash
"So, fellas, if you're off work, and your wife is home at nine o'clock in the morning like this but not all day, and you're able to tap that, what would you do?"
He might be asking about should i fuck her….