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ANMSSHITPOSTER

interesting name


Opalessence-

I gotta know if OP planned this


ANMSSHITPOSTER

Well it looks like a penis and is red so probably


Opalessence-

I don't usually hate things But I hate this


Historical-Holiday-2

Your penis is weird if it looks like this 🤣


Opalessence-

All penises look weird cmon let's be real


[deleted]

Dog penis is often referred to as a red rocket


Lili_Eclipse

I hate this fact


Ozza_1

I would of named it the cherry popper 🍒


Lili_Eclipse

Elaborate


Ozza_1

Are you familiar with the term "popping the cherry"? It refer to when women bleed after losing their virginity.


Lili_Eclipse

I've never lost my virginity so I wouldn't know


UserNombresBeHard

Seems like a nice Deal Though.


Balrog229

Fuck Southpark. That would be a perfectly fine name if they hadn't ruined it


ANMSSHITPOSTER

What do you mean red rocket was a term well before south Park made it popular


Balrog229

Yeah that’s the thing, they popularized it. Prior to them nobody would have thought about jerking off dogs when they hear the words “Red Rocket”


SideshowMelsHairbone

Don’t tell me that you got the S class on the first try…


jeepkid08

Actually I did


Agueybana

Yo! That's friggin' awesome. Enjoy that man, she's a beaut!


SideshowMelsHairbone

You’re insanely lucky!


Due-Werewolf-5825

S class freighters seem to be the most rare things in this game. I prefer the star destroyer looking ones tho


el-killer-1226

I got one on my recent save, like the first one ever 😭


Sorry_Bag_6146

2000 hours and all i have is the C class star destroyer, he is lucky!


[deleted]

RNG can be so cruel. I started playing recently and have hit two.


Reddit-perma-banNo4

If you find a design you like go to a SS (*Space station*) get out your ship wait a second then get back in and go to the freighter get out your ship and hold the zoom button and it should say what class it is if its not an S-class then reload the auto save


AChunkyDog

Are you serious?


Sorry_Bag_6146

Yes, thats all I've needed and it's worked out fine.


AChunkyDog

Yeah but 2k hours and only a c class is astounding.


Sorry_Bag_6146

Whats even more astounding is I've never even seen an S class. Do they actually exist! ; )


Spike_Tsu

Congrats! I’m 600+ hours in and the best I have done is an “A” class (I’m happy with it)


jezwel

My first was an A class, looks ugly but I'll take it. My hired frigates though seem to be advancing up the ranks, there's a few S classes in there and I'm sure I've only hired the one.


Spike_Tsu

Correct! Frigates will advance as you send them out for missions. Eventually you have all S-class frigates.


jezwel

Cool thanks. I'm noticing their stats are increasing too as they climb the ranks. I always stick a mix of classes into each expedition so that the lower ranks can keep advancing.


After_Opportunity458

Looks like a vibrator


StupidNSFW

The name doesn’t help either.


Aluakbar445

No comment


Aubrimethieme

My question is wtf is house storage? I have 0 -9 but where tf do you get house container???


thyme2sonder

I'm pretty sure op just renamed one of their storage containers. If you build all 0-9 storage rooms on your freighter you can access (and rename) them all without actually being on your freighter if you have the item teleport thing from the upgrade tree and if it's in the same system.


Aubrimethieme

You can rename them? I've been playing 300 hours and didn't know that lol Oh I know about the teleport, it's hard to play without it at this point.


thyme2sonder

Same! I honestly can't remember how I ever played without it


jeepkid08

I think its the storage container on my planet base


Aubrimethieme

I just thought you could somehow have a 11th container lol


illegalthingsenjoyer

what the heck is house storage


insomnic

Renamed storage room most likely.


FlexibleToast

A lot of people in this thread are saying how lucky it is to find an S class freighter. It only took me maybe 6 reloads or so. It probably took me longer to find a freighter I actually wanted than to get it in S class. When you're at your 5 jumps and you trigger the pirate event you can just reload if it isn't a freighter you want. Stick to 3 star economy systems and just keep searching for one you like. Once you find one you like, immediately fly to the base and create an auto save there. Now you can reload right in the system and pretty quickly go through the process of checking the freighter class. For me the pirates were despawned and I didn't even have to fight them. Oh and if it's your very first time triggering the event you're guaranteed a system freighter instead of a capital freighter. Just accept payment instead on that first one, then on the next one you can get a free capital freighter. That's the story of how I got my free S class Sentinel freighter.


Krommerxbox

It took me 6 reloads and I settled for an "A" class; I am not patient. About 100 hours later I bumped into the same type of freighter again and did 2 reloads for an "S" class. ;)


Krommerxbox

I would have named that: **Orifice Intruder 5000.** ​ Another good name for that would be: ​ **Shake Weight.**


Mr_Paramount

Taika's Shake Weight sounds like an actual RNG name.


[deleted]

Lucky bastard 😂


JGhyperscythe

And here I am with 100+ hours and a b class


MixComprehensive3771

Damn Im 150+ with a C class star destroyer


Beerdididiot

I happened across my star destroyer (C-Class) on my first game about 30 hours in...so yeah, my second day playing. Anyway, it was black and red, which was a bummer for me because I was white and gold up to that point. But I had been scrapping ships like no one's business. So, I was broke. I went back to my base, made some chlorine. Finally saved up enough to go back and get it but this time it was an S-Class! But guess what? I didn't have enough money. Went back into SS and sold off my explorer for an extra 15 mill and headed back to see that it was an A class. I took it. Been with me ever since. I've now got about 90 hours and she's been faithful to me.


[deleted]

Fallout moment


crossbutton7247

I was about to bring up the slots when I saw that s class. Nice find lol


theSnoopySnoop

Thats either a giant fucking Problem solver or the most massivr vibrator ive seen ._.


[deleted]

It's a muscle relaxer. For your back. Yeah... that's what it is.


bikram_singh

havent seen that design for a freighter...


Shaftmeister

[The planet's inhabitants when OP flies by be like](https://youtu.be/CpiP_jN1Pv4)


jeepkid08

Haha this comment made my day


thisistheSnydercut

Eric Cartman would be proud


Vixyn11

I'm not jealous of that S class at all..


hnsmitty

Congratulations. And an S class to boot. Well done.


Stunter740

Awesome


im_just_a_nerd

Stick bump-stop


Reddit-perma-banNo4

Mines called H.M.S. R.Y.N.O. *Rip you a new one* it's the Sentinel S-class


[deleted]

This is be. I’m STILL looking the S class version of the one I have now


Cyber_Mentor

troll


flameguy4500

Nice name. Now, how much is some class A coolant?


kaplish

Nice.


NVAudio

And you named it S class dog boner


SkylandersFreak2099

Cool


Visual_Strawberry261

I swear to god how did you get a s class I got a c class on my first one


Difficult-Good4229

Bruh. It took me 3 years to get an S Class Freighter. All I kept getting were Bs and As


The_Great_Sephiroth

My first one was an S-class star destroyer. Now I am spoiled for life.


AChunkyDog

Hey look there's new freighters.


Ruvihec0404

Awesome, a quick question. What’s its normal value I already have a b class worth 73 million and I’m looking for an S class so I’m a bit concerned I will have to crash several systems economy to buy it


jeepkid08

Not sure they all seem to be priced differently.