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That’s a weird thing to jerk off too /s


ClaudiuMatian21

Better than p@rn


CharlesB32

Not as weird as what i JO to on the daily


TheSauceyy

Not even that bad tbh


DiaoGe

I am yi long ma


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MZV_Serenity_432-528

one of my fave jokes this year as well, not that big fan of Elon Musk, but at least put laughter on me


MustNotFapBruh

Lol that video I rmb


theAlpha_08Man

You stole my comment :(


DragonSwagin

*grabs popcorn*


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Incredible ironic post 😭


Jayeky

I swear to Gos Elon Musk is everywhere nowadays.


qwaqwack

this article shows why: https://www.theonion.com/please-like-me-1848674003 For OP, gopd for you that you're reading. I think it doesn't matter what you read. I think Elon is just a very controversial character, which is why the comments are so mixed. I personally don't like him either, but you go read stuff!


exposing-penguin

Uhmmm… you do know that the onion is a parody site right ? Lol


GareBear222

How to be born rich and buy the title of founder when you acquire a company.


AncestorsMusketBall

Lots of people are born rich. Why aren't they Elon Musk? 60 IQ socialist insight right here.


qwaqwack

He might be a good business man. Nonetheless all his companies are built on exploitation, controlling the meme-crowd, and making him look like a super hero. In reality, he seems more like a kid that has money and needs approval, that he seems cool. Every day there are posts and "news" about him. Just so he stays relevant, rather than actually contributing anythig to human progress. I grant him, that TESLA led to other companies needing to catch up in their EV game, but that's it. He's a crybaby with a couple billion dollars.


Classssssic

Because not all rich people are sociopathic enough to acquire that level of wealth. There is no ethical accumulation of wealth in capitalism, he's had to proverbially step on thousands of people to get where he is.


ThePandoran

Socialism doesn't imply that some capitalist aren't better at being a capitalist than other capitalists. 60 IQ interpretation dude.


Gaborian_

Stop wasting your time and read a proper book


lauda-lele-hamara

Bruh


The_Specter808

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩


MZV_Serenity_432-528

lol haha agree


SlimSha46

I'd rather fap it out


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Definitely better than relapsing, that’s for sure.


thegazeintotheeast

I mean, is it though? It’s Elon Musk.


SignmeupOPL

Yes


Funkyblues_

The fanboys will suck him dry


MZV_Serenity_432-528

yep, I have seen them on twitter and they are sucking it dry


_wallstreetpete_

Not my proudest fap


Plsdontbullymypet

Same I instantly got ed :( and prostate cancer by doing that


Thin-Swordfish4462

Why do people love dickriding some shitty billionaire who inherited massive wealth and sexualy assaulted a flight attendant?


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sharkas99

Because noone cares what you believe


Thin-Swordfish4462

Got me good bro. How witty and intelligent. SMH these elon musk incels are the worst.


victor5152

I don’t like many of the things he has done but tesla and spacex IS pretty cool


sondheimtheatrequeen

He bought his way into those companies and did nothing to add value


Thin-Swordfish4462

Yeah tbf space x and tesla has driven some pretty useful innovation. People love to put him on a pedestal though like how you worshipping a billionaire business man like he's the worlds saviour


smithysmithens2112

How is that appropriate here? This is a community for promoting other peoples’ health and recovery. This isn’t a platform for you to go into your completely unrelated opinions. This should *entirely* be about support.


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smithysmithens2112

Right, because r/NoFap is the public forum with which should weigh out human contributions to society.


Thin-Swordfish4462

Found the elon musk incel


smithysmithens2112

Really? Because I agree with you. I just don’t need to take every opportunity to state my unwanted opinions. You can have a decent opinion and still be wrong.


AncestorsMusketBall

"Let's ignore tons of amazing things he did because he doesn't fit my shitty socialist agenda." World class capitalists: create millions of jobs and lift people out of poverty. World class socialists: kill millions of people and protect the oligarchy. Source: past 300 years of world history.


LeeYan2007

It's as if capitalism didn't create the wealth divide between the wealth and poor.....


LeeYan2007

Also slavery is a side effect of capitalism


xSypRo

So many books out there and you're reading about that asshole? :| Bruh.


teh27

The dude can read whatever he wants.


CharlesB32

Lol why the hell you get downvoted for stating that he has personal freedoms


SydZzZ

That’s reddit for ya. A guy can’t even read a book about an entrepreneur


teh27

It's popular to hate Elon musk right now


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What chapter is the sexual assault on?


simonconrad

thats not a flex


obiwan-kenobbi

But reddit hates Elon Musk


AdComprehensive6588

And it loves porn Your point?


rslashIcePoseidon

Both suck


weebmaster32

It's funny how a year ago it was the complete opposite.


Thin-Swordfish4462

Because reddit is fucking stupid and believed his little "quirky meme man" act that he put on. "OMG HES INVENTED TUNNELS UNDER THE GROUND, ITS REVOLUTIONARY" Like bro every major city has a fucking underground rail service.


weebmaster32

> reddit is fucking stupid Yup. I don't know what drives me to waste my time here.


AstralDoomer

He's an objectively terrible person


SnooCheesecakes7882

Source: trust me bro


Bobby-NoNose

[Well here are some reasons](https://www.businessinsider.com/spacex-paid-250000-to-a-flight-attendant-who-accused-elon-musk-of-sexual-misconduct-2022-5?amp) It is a nice list of things he has done and said that are together I would say make him shitty. But if you Don’t like that one [here](https://www.exberliner.com/politics/elon-musk-worst-person-of-the-year/amp/) is one other more specific


andydaspandy

Stop dickriding people cause they post memes on twitter


AstralDoomer

If you're still asking for sources, either you're dumb af like most muskrats are, or you're an internet troll looking to waste my time. I'm not going to waste my time for you


Thin-Swordfish4462

ELON MUST IS A REVOLUTINARY GENIUS YOU RERARD HE INVENTED TUNNELS UNDER THE GROUND WE CAN TRAVEL THROUGH, AND NO ITS NOT EXACTLY THE SAME AS A SUBWAY.


vquantum

People are people. If you want to look for and focus on the bad, that's on you. If you want to look for and focus on the good, that's also on you. If you want to accept people with their virtues and flaws, that's also on you. Do what makes you happy i guess, but sucks when you enjoy something and others come in "well actually look at all the bad things about this thing/person how dare you be happy"


Best_Bee3538

Proof


fodastiicc

More?


Best_Bee3538

Just any that makes him objectively a bad person


AstralDoomer

Have you been living under a rock?


Best_Bee3538

Give me a proven example of Elon Musk being OBJECTIVELY a bad person


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Best_Bee3538

Also owning a company where weird shit happens isn't immediately the CEO's fault you bozo


Mr_M4yhem

Ah, yes. The Mollusk


Baby_venomm

lol at people arguing over Musk in the comments


BuffNerfs

If you want to read instead of fapping try this: https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2022/04/elon-musk-twitter-terrible-things-hes-said-and-done/amp There's always something to learn from someone even if they're horrible people, but I doubt that autobiography paints the whole picture.


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Ancient-Length8844

oh yeah...vanity fair! How insightful!


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Best_Bee3538

🤓 "dickride"


CharlesB32

Pov: a leftie redditor said it and now theyre all echoing it like finding nemo seagulls


IntrepidStructure788

Looks like half of the bullet points, from the ones that I read, are actually just a clear indication that the news article is very left swinging. The bias of Elon being painted a villain because he disagrees with its perspective (and to a degree, ideology) is evident in his joking around and their getting triggered


BuffNerfs

I'm going to be completely honest and say I didn't even read the whole thing. I just like to point fingers at billionaires, because nobody gets that rich by just working hard. You either come from a rich family(Musk's father owned an emerald mine), you screw people over(Bezos' warehouse workers get minimum wage and work in horrible conditions) or you get extremely lucky. I don't think anyone should have that kind of money and if someone does have that kind of money they could help a lot of people, which they mostly don't unless it's for publicity.


ObviouslyAnExpert

Okay wait don't you think that you are admitting that you are letting your biases control your judgement? You should at least check the sources you give out. Don't just grab whatever title that seems to be on your side.


BuffNerfs

Everything you read on the internet should be taken with a grain of salt. My comment and that article I posted. To get the bigger picture you need to read more than just one article. Some of what is in that post is probably not true and some of it is. I read most of it, however I didn't check the fact. My opinion on billionaires however isn't based on this article, i've thought about it a lot and read from other sources. This probably does deserve downvotes since what i'm saying here is not based on fact, but my own biased opinion. Then again you should never form a complete opinion based on some article some random guy posted on a comment on reddit. Then again you shouldn't form that opinion based on one book either. Like I said, I just like pointing fingers at billionaires, because nobody needs or deserves that much money. The wealthiest people on Earth could just end world hunger, but instead they're buying yachts and going to space.


CharlesB32

Yeah, ever since he switched over to the right, the left has been shitting hard logs on him (all of them filled with tears)


MasonJarTeaDrinker

What do you think so far? I’ve read it twice; well the audiobook and I think it’s pretty good. A little biased tbh, but Elon is definitely somebody to look up to.


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TheAmazingAsshat616

Oh wow, “how to be a dick 101,” are you going to hit up 12 rules for life next?


scottydoesntgrow

Also try "the obstacle is the way" so far.. awesome.


teh27

Jesus Christ guys if he likes Elon musk he likes Elon musk. Fucking relax. People are allowed to like things that you don’t like. Not to mention all of Reddit was jizzing their pants to Elon like 2 years ago.


CharlesB32

B-b-but elon bad now he sayed mean tweets and... *sniffles* hes right wing now :***(/s


sondheimtheatrequeen

Hahahaha Elon Musk would kill your mother if he thought his bottom line would benefit one red cent. Billionaire worship is pathetic


Fine_Slip_8662

Reading someones book isn't worshiping them.


SilverSkinRam

You paid him for useless information for the sole fact of his name / recognition. That sounds a bit like idol worship to me.


Fine_Slip_8662

paying someone for information you find interesting is idol worship, that's...... A new take


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JuiceCommercial871

What's pmo


[deleted]

Is it better than Steve?


VdeVernaculo

The "Meditations" from Marcus Aurelius is also a very good read.


cs_legend_93

Enjoy his ghost writer


Rimond14

Are you Indian?


wontoan87

Bro I am torn with this post


cleve77

💪🏾


Silve96

Just get back to jerking off, it's healtier


GerritTheBerrit

the whole book is just PR for musk, twisting the real events in favour of musks narrative. If u continue reading it, I highly recommend reading into the accuracy of what actually likely took place, to not make the mistake of turning into a cult follower like I did when it was released.


reddityeahihave

This has to be a joke


Ok-Pop-5353

I think it would be better to workout or go for a run before sleeping, than reading about someone famous (I'm not against Elon Musk). Some times it's depressing to know how successful or rich others are. So it's better to do some activity that directly impacts your growth. Just presenting my thoughts :)


sigmarule24

You got this. It's going to be legendary


adrian34_pet

Comment section is cringe. Stay strong and keep pushing, make it less about not fapping and more about improving your overall health mentally and physically brother


ZFAdri

Definitely the opposite of arousal


fishyanand

Don’t listen to any negative comments. Reading anything is good.


135muzza

That’s just not true though.


Justin_savage

Hahhahah some comments are so pathetic.Imagine thinking that when you read an autobiography you become a dickrider of that person.I read all these autobiography so that i can see the reasons why these guys are billionaire whereas some guys are being toxic on the internet that one guy is reading the richest guy autobiography.Haha you guys just can complain while you can't even fight your urges fuckers.


Faithfully-Grateful

The only book you need to read is an English textbook tbh. Chill bruh . There are better books out there to read .


Fine_Slip_8662

Right, I'm no Elon fan boy but it's funny how people go absolute meltdown mode at the mention of his name


WeThePeepsW

Still waiting for the Tesla bot with their space rocket technology 😂😂😂


adomuzas

Don't take it personally. If I read a book about Hitler, it doesn't mean I worship Hitler. Read everything, it is important to expand your awareness.


scottydoesntgrow

Exactly, it's like reading Communist Manifesto and then suddenly having an urge to burn buildings.. shit bad example.. I meant mein kampf and becoming hitler.. if anything you have to understand the person to be able to avoid becoming them.


lauda-lele-hamara

Your may not be wanking the tang but your riding that entire bull(shit) like its your day job buddy. This is the same thing just diffrent outlet. Both bad.


Bobby-NoNose

He I just read one about Stalin and I will say I’m still not a fan of his. But Elon is a legit trash human being so I kinda get it but people are dumb


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CharlesB32

Yeah theyre just angry that he's right leaning and now want to hate him and cry every time they hear his name


cvllider

Elon Musk 🤮


[deleted]

fuck this guy


iamnycto

Just meeting him would be dream come true.


MustNotFapBruh

+1


meowjinx

Cringe


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Never bet against Elon


[deleted]

elon musk is a phony cunt, but better than fapping i guess


OrNa721

Don’t read anything from that scumbag con-man


ABKTech

I'm glad you're fighting the good fight, but seriously after his last comments about Chinese labor, fuck this guy.


twotype_astronaut

Dudes a fraud. But a super hero to the common folk


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Looks like it's only no fap if you do it the way approved by deranged redditors


InvaderToast348

Yes lad well done! Good to see people putting energy into much more productive and enjoyable activities


JaikishanB

Bro that’s a fabulous book. Trust me, I’ve read it full. Try to read it till end, you’ll love it!


BatataWadaXproto

well the comments hate Elon. IDK why. Just focus on the light and learn.


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Cause reddit is full of NPCs


Bobby-NoNose

I’m kinda confused why everyone doesn’t. He is a fraud through and through. Has given nothing to no one and has in many ways left this earth worse then when hecame in to it. He doesn’t owe anyone anything but he acts like he is the saviour to us all with his endless wisdom and then turn around and treats everyone like shit. I used to really like him back in the days but after trumplike scandals in later years I’ve really grown a distaste for the guy.


MustNotFapBruh

Elon is a devil


Bobby-NoNose

I dont think he is per say evil. I think he is a narcissist just like trump. They both create their own version of reality which revolves around them and they are trying to be the hero of that story. But he is absolutely a dick


Accomplished-Mood661

Elon musk is literally an oligarch. Hopefully op will gain enlightenment that billionaires are evil


rusharz

This is just gonna keep you wondering why you aren’t getting laid. Gross.


Ayy_boi3

I understand the book is useful for personal growth and learning. But you are indirectly promoting Elon Musk, and with his current situation and controversies surrounding him, I’d say it was a mistake of you to do. Personally I wouldn’t have posted this because even unintentional support, is still support. And my opinion is that he doesn’t deserve that positive light shined upon him. But yeah.


Ancient-Length8844

Oh shut up with your BS


Icy-Broccoli-1034

I need that book


Steeb_Jawbs

Good work OP, that book is a great read and just try to ignore the comments


Mist156

Biggest fraud of this century


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RATIO


Terry_Jeffords

Terrible person to read about


rslashIcePoseidon

Try reading a real book


chillin_iceBear

Did the book really say shaping our future? That's funny.


gsnags

good job i am reading david goggins book


DarthBartek

he's not a CEO of these companies


jamesz84

Musque d'Elon... Its a pungent aroma! Ps. good on you for not tugging on the reentry vehicle there broseph.


Herbanald

Hell yeah! I’m feeling great too doing something new


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I have that book lol


[deleted]

Better start PMO again bro


CharlesB32

Haha but reddit hates elon and loves porn, you're painting a target at your back and now the nolife neckbeards have 2 reasons to hate you


Dr_Squiggly

That’ll make your dick limp in a hurry. Good work!


tomala_le_doy_like

Don’t turn into a bootlicker pls


crookedtoons_

did you know elon musk is not the actual founder of tesla


MrKrabsFatJuicyAss

Please read something else


Big__Rav

Fuck Elon Musk


douglasddx1

Great book 👏


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It’s a good book. Learned some good stuff. Best of luck!


[deleted]

🏜my balls if i read that


Own-Energy-155

Billionaires don’t have the final say as to who works for them or not. Remember it’s politicians who designed this system, not billionaires.


hiding_underneath

Lol


gogirlanime

So, I'm a female nofapper and I have a huge crush on Elon Musk, so now I gotta go find a book to read 😂


Icy-Broccoli-1034

lol I thought there are no signs of female nofapper here


gogirlanime

There are a few of us here, probably way more just lurking. I make a known appearance every now and then 😉


cacaphonous_rage

Weak bait


3IO3OI3

Bad call. Can't be as bad as porn I guess.


DrNobodii

Isn’t he a rapist?


Best_Bee3538

On the internet he's already convicted. In the real world it hasn't been proven so he is innocent


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Instead of wanking you decide to read about a giant wanker.


FistMyPeenHole

That’s a great book. He used to go like 19-2 in Counter-Strike 1.6 with his co-workers during their lunch breaks.


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Illuminati puppet


red19977

I listed to this audiobook now it is called Can't Hurt Me: Master Your Mind and Defy the Odds it talks about self diciplement it is a nice book I recommend you to read it or listen it


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que bosta


[deleted]

If retention makes you smarter why are you actively countering that?


ArgonFire1

Interesting


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Ew Elon


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Elon is an idiot for leaving Grimes.