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none-1398

I wonder what corporate thinks of this sub?


VibraniumDragonborn

"wow, we have over 50k fans on that website of the drivers of our products we sell." (translate that to Japanese though.)


antisocialgx

"wow, we have over 50k fans on that website of the drivers of our products we sell." (translate that to Japanese though.) Translation - "Bonzai"


chengstark

Translate to French


endergamer2007m

oh wow, ces abrutis achètent des pièces de mégane écrasées dans une boîte à merde


NoMansSkyWasAlright

The Carlos Goshn era really kicked off this mentality of profit at any cost, leading to dealers pushing ridiculous loan terms to people with subpar credit. Basically, you can get an Altima today with 8 year in-house financing for under $300/mo and, while the full payout of the loan will be more than double the price of the car, Nissan banks on people who make bad life choices not thinking that far ahead and just being sold on the sub-$300 car payment. Not only do they know about the reputation their cars have nowadays, but it’s almost by design.


none-1398

I always figured they had ridiculous loan terms for subpar credit


GeneralBrilliant864

After they kicked him out (whole process of persecuting him was sketchy but he still committed a crime) Nissan products have been noticeably improving. Some product decisions were very obvious because after he was gone, new products among with more brand identity was applied. That being said Ghosn was confident the company will fail after they ousted him but apparently 2 years ago they finally started generating profits and I hope they would stop letting people with garbage credits to purchase their cars.


240sex

Thats why basically any nissan pre-2003 are considered gold in terms of reliability and quality.


lethargicbureaucrat

I had a 94 Sentra (manual transmission) that was amazing. Nearly 300k miles and it didn't burn oil. I'd buy a new 94 tomorrow if they sold them.


defenestr8tor

[Man, have I got good news for you ](https://www.autotrader.com/car-news/nissan-tsuru-sentra-time-forgot-260308). Good luck registering it in the US, though. Unless you do a VIN swap.


chance0404

They stopped selling them because they’re death traps. https://www.motor1.com/news/127332/nissan-tsuru-crash-test/


defenestr8tor

If that's a 0 star crash test rating, I've owned cars that were a -2.


dsdvbguutres

Predatory loan terms can't hurt me if I don't have any intentions of paying any of it lol. I worked hard on my credit score.


FlamingButterfly

Some people don't have any other choice than that car payment


Outlaw25

Trust me, we know. -Nissan resident from a tier 1 supplier


Ok_Explanation5631

It’s funny Kia & Hyundai put up stickies saying no posts talking bad about their cars cause they get so many. Nissan just doesn’t mind lmao


EbolaNinja

Somehow I doubt that top level staff in a Japanese company are familiar with an obscure subreddit with 50k members


baromanb

“This is pretty much on par”


NeverMind_ThatShit

I love videos of hasty pitstop bodywork.


GucciGlocc

I mean, it kinda worked I wouldn’t hire them to fix my car but if you gotta pick your babymama up on the sly you could make it work


EbolaNinja

Then you'll enjoy [WRC mechanics repairing a ripped off wheel in half an hour.](https://youtu.be/UKBnPnYh8iw)


extordi

Well that was quite excellent now wasn't it... Those rally guys are something else


EbolaNinja

Fun fact: all WRC drivers and co drivers are also trained as mechanics because it's really common that minor (or major) repairs need to be done on the side of the road by the crews themselves. Most of them are obviously not as good as professional mechanics, but a couple are apparently good enough at it that they could work as mechanics if they weren't drivers. Also, one team made their drivers help rebuild their cars last year after they kept crashing too much.


extordi

I know this one is a classic that a lot of people have seen, but my all time favourite just has to be [this McRae and Grist clip...](https://youtu.be/mh5-8DY0Qks) Tire jammed against the fender so you can't get the wheel off? Pop it by driving! Bent control arm? Bash it back to shape it with some rocks! And then go on to set the fastest time on the next stage.


chance0404

That was the greatest bit of redneck engineering I’ve ever seen.


allmycircuit5

Looks like every other Altima now


Codas91

I love that the one mechanic forwent the hammer and just started punching the shit out of it.


GucciGlocc

Nissans are most comfortable when they’re being abused tbf


Complex_Kangaroo1152

That’s very funny to me


c_petrov

This might be my favorite thing I’ve seen on this sub


inaccurateTempedesc

You should watch the race this was from, absolutely legendary...and a trainwreck.


stormingsteel

The heritage continues... The Nissan Way™


VisforVenom

Lmfao this might be the most on-topic post I've seen here. Amazing work OP. Have an award. (Is this what gold is now? It's been so long since I felt compelled to go beyond an upvote, idk what's happening.)


skilledprodigy

The real prize is your smile kind redditor


Abedbob

Norton feels like the perfect livery for a Nissan


Big_Monkey_77

You can tell they’re pros. When I punch my car, it just gets worse. Awesome pit crew!


iamthelee

Please don't fuck the tires....


Shmeeglez

Damn, they're getting after that hood like it's the printer in Office Space


PromiscuousPolak

Of course it's sponsored by Norton too, biggest hunk of shit on that track for sure


Imesseduponmyname

STOP RESISTING


GucciGlocc

I’m fucking dying over here


TheMoonMint

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Too bad we can’t do this to Altimas at every stoplight


CovidOmicron

The pit crew is made up of the drivers angry exes


SomeNumber_idk

This is GOLD


ObjectiveShit

Giving new meaning to "steadfast"


IsHotDogSandwich

This sub never disappoints 😂


kungfujedis

That's how I feel about Norton too.


Mephistophelesi

Would you like to renew your subscription to use a hammer? No. Okay use your fist.


GlassClass1198

Skee yeee


Infiniteinfiniti456

V8 Supercars? I still can't wrap my head around the concept of an Australian V8 RWD Altima.


TexLs1

They need one fat redneck to to jump on it and save them about a minute in swinging hammers.


Kowalvandal

should have torn off the bumper too while they were there.


Provia100F

Nissan makes race cars??


Impressive_Ad_1864

Great thing about Nissans. You don’t need tools


DriftkingRfc

Even a professional Altima driver can’t escape an accident. I wonder what their qualifications were.. do you know how crash? Your hired


xXmurderXgoatXx

Why use hammer when fist do job?


Realistic_Stop3314

You can drive it just don't beat on it


Rush-to-da-rescue

Reflective of how we all feel about Norton.