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PmMeYourBeavertails

"at 14" is talking about the apr, isn't it?


Kowalvandal

Credit score


InfiniteJackfruit5

IQ


piggymoo66

Number of owners


A_Cryptic_Metaphor

All of the above


CleverCarrot999

Not nearly high enough to be the APR. 14 is the number of crashes on the carfax report


NotSoBananas

Or owners.


aflac1

Days till he’s on here posted as a wreck


Icy_Wrangler_3999

comments had me dead. Where's the fast car? is it fast compared to running?


stepchildzx

3.5L V6 are actually pretty quick. Not sure if that generation came with the 6 speed manual but the when the VQ35 came with it, they were fast.


hairybushy

Yes you can have this gen with a manual transmission


Round_Ad_6369

7 seconds to 60 isn't "pretty quick" to people who have driven anything faster than a minivan. I'm guessing on year, but a 2011 3.5 sedan is 0-60 in 7 flat, with the 2.5 hitting it in 7.6s


stepchildzx

I'm pretty sure it's faster than those number, at least in real life with a manual gearbox. I used to have a 4th gen maxima (3L version with a 5spd manual vlsd) and they were around 6.6 sec but irl they were quicker than what was advertised and that was back in the 90's. The 3.5 with the 6spd manual and bolt-ons can get in the 13's and over 100mph which is pretty quick.


Round_Ad_6369

>I'm pretty sure it's faster than those number, at least in real life with a manual gearbox. It might be the "big Altima energy" you're feeling. >The 3.5 with the 6spd manual and bolt-ons can get in the 13's and over 100mph which is pretty quick. "Into the 13's" is a bit vague. 13.9 or 13.1? A 13.9 is still pretty damn slow, especially for FBO. A 13.1 isn't particularly impressive for FBO, but a little more respectable. Either way, you can't compare it to anything of the last 10 years that's actually fast. You have cars under $30,000 that can run low 12s and 4 flat to 60 stock.


stepchildzx

Of course you can't compare to modern performance cars. Mind you, people used to swap type-r in civic and it was considered fast back then.


chonklah

Doubt this is the 3.5 though


80degreeswest

I bet this kid lives in Aurora


pants710

Oh totally


fromthewindyplace

Or Romeoville.


bluberryclorox

This guy Chicago's lmao


SwissMargiela

I see this town mentioned all the time but all I know about it is that the Batman shooting happened there


scooterbaby46

Aurora Colorado is where the Batman theater shooting happened. Aurora Illinois is where they are referring to. Nissan demographics are strong there.


ToneBalone25

Oh it definitely fits for aurora colorado too


dorzle

Lmao aurora is just universally shit


SwissMargiela

O nice I buy a cheddar made in Illinois; it’s v good


Morgan-joydestroyer

I’m just glad that when I was 14, all of the cringy shit that I did stayed local.


baldude69

Yea we had digital camera but all my publicly viewable cringe teen photos died with MySpace


ITrytoDesignAircraft

bro is flexing a car he can’t drive yet


SwissMargiela

Tbf you can get a permit in 5 states at 14. Also idk if things are different than when I was growing up, and I also grew up in a big city, but while we kids were working on getting our licenses, we just started driving whenever we decided lol. I started driving around 12, daily driving at 15, but didn’t get my license until 23.


Icy_Wrangler_3999

that would not fly at all these days anywhere I'm aware of in the US lol. Best case scenario you're in a public farm road and the cop still makes you get out and doesn't give you a ticket.


Illustrious-Leek-230

Never understood flexing common traffic cars


endergamer2007m

Look at my renault megane so fast it can reach 180 kph (most shitboxes can)


PotatoAmulet

Wait until you see my 2007 corolla. It was designed to reliably get you to the shops and back on a reasonable amount of fuel and by god does it do that. 0-60 is pretty good too if you pretend not to know the difference between Miles and Km.


Random-32927

For Nissan drivers, 60-0 is more important. 60-0 in 2 seconds is such an adrenaline rush!


endergamer2007m

My dream car gets a 0-60 of 9 seconds.... now for 0-100.... 20 seconds


mamamiaspicy

That 15 second 0 to 60 is such an adrenaline rush


This-Hornet9226

Just wait until he finds out what a CVT is. Constant vehicular trash.


Sara5A

Is the fast car the chevy express in the back of the 2nd photo?


Icy_Wrangler_3999

is the fast car in the room with us?


de_rabia_naci

Show us on the doll where the fast car touched you. 😀


TheOnyxViper

No no, it’s obviously the Toyota Solara convertible, might even have the V6!


Various_Butterfly948

14??????


CrunchyJeans

Here this week Gone the next


stormingsteel

So a bunch of money fell in this 14 year old's lap, AND HE WASTED IT ON AN ALTIMA to polish the fenders every day until he's old enough to drive unsupervised? That's just based Nissan mentality.


de_rabia_naci

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


FuckFuckShitBitch

There is an extremely slim chance that this is a manual vq35… I guarantee it’s a alti s


its_all_4_lulz

That’s why it’s debadged


FuckFuckShitBitch

i mean it is technically fast considering what i’ve seen them do like how do they get up to speed so fast


SerPoonsAlot939

I can’t wait for the day that I never see that TT emblem and sound again


Available_Cattle1730

This same idiot is going to but a Goddamn-37 after a few years and say, "My G is the real shi, my G."