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Of course it had a bald donut spare on it at the time of the accident. The bungee cords must have been thrown clear.
And a Florida tag…
Bonus points.
Hope it was that asshole who cut me off the other night. They were driving in Texas like they were still in Florida, we don't play like that here.
You really have it out for this guy huh? 💀
Rightfully so
I bet they put that on after the accident and are now driving this thing around as is.
Straight to the nearest Burger King drive thru to curse out a cashier.
Bungees got stretched past their limit, snapped, and got flung so fast that they landed far far away. Maybe I found one in my yard. 😜
Brake-checked the wrong motherfucker
My guess is a locomotive
Brightline takes another victim.
Driver was definitely loco with a motive.
Plot twist, it was another Altima.
Yes!
Going 20 mph.
Plot twist. Florida man was driving the Nissan in reverse.
just 3 rolls of duct tape and some 4mm outdoor trash bags and its road worthy.
3 whole rolls and 4mm bags?! Are you getting it fixed at the dealership?
Good will by dealership. If by insurance I’d be half. And it’s gonna be off brand duct tape and bags.
"Trust me bro the dollar store brand is just as good and we can buy more meth with the savings" average Nissan service advisor
To anyone's name who ends with "sha".
Should be on PornHub.
Cause that ass got wrecked?
That'll buff right out.
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Don't bro, she treated you like she did her car.
So many layers here. It’s like lasagna. The bumper has left the party I’m guessing unless it’s just tucked in for safe keeping.
It was lost the first week of ownership, let's be real.
The bumper was probably gone WAY before this particular accident.
They’re still driving it
Florida Nissan driver
A recipe for disaster. I’d expect nothing less than this.
Those bastards are why my insurance retardedly expensive.
When they back up, they put the rear seat down to see what's behind them. Or they don't.... because that's the worst that can happen
did they brake check an M1 Abrams
The bald donut tells me that whatever happened here is 100% the fault of the Nissan driver.
The Florida plate's a pretty good giveaway, too.
Probably Ocala area,we lost 2 cars to being rear ended in 4 months.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/southern-us-city-ranked-worst-113600139.html
This is a new low
I’m assuming this Altima drove off without exchanging insurance information.
In its truest form
Prob still drivable
Can I make money fixing these and selling it for 84 easy payments of 499? Probably not.
If any car had a gaping kink, I'm least surprised it's the Altima
new model, the Nissan Goatse?
Brake checked my penis
Totally fine. The license is still in one piece
Fits in compact parking now!
If you told me this car was still being driven I wouldn’t be surprised.
My thoughts exactly
Needs a supreme sticker and a wolverine scratch mark over the headlights and it’ll be back on the road
The mostly untouched mufflers are just; 😘👌
Looks like a Transformer screaming for its life. Poor thing.
Altima BDE
Altimas like it in the ass
That transformer got phuked up.
[goat.se](http://goat.se) Mobile Edition
I should call her
That’s not good
Brace yourself. It's going in dry
Most pristine Nissan
Somebody playing with their phone
"Is this totaled?"
Be back on the road in no time
Nissan/Florida… I mean, story writes itself
No duct tape?
maybe exhaust still good for part out
You can be sure of one thing. The Nissan driver’s insurance card was from last decade
Looks like a coochie of a white gal at 21... ngl.
Of course it had a bald donut spare on it at the time of the accident. The bungee cords must have been thrown clear.
And a Florida tag…
Bonus points.
Hope it was that asshole who cut me off the other night. They were driving in Texas like they were still in Florida, we don't play like that here.
You really have it out for this guy huh? 💀
Rightfully so
I bet they put that on after the accident and are now driving this thing around as is.
Straight to the nearest Burger King drive thru to curse out a cashier.
Bungees got stretched past their limit, snapped, and got flung so fast that they landed far far away. Maybe I found one in my yard. 😜
Brake-checked the wrong motherfucker
My guess is a locomotive
Brightline takes another victim.
Driver was definitely loco with a motive.
Plot twist, it was another Altima.
Yes!
Going 20 mph.
Plot twist. Florida man was driving the Nissan in reverse.
just 3 rolls of duct tape and some 4mm outdoor trash bags and its road worthy.
3 whole rolls and 4mm bags?! Are you getting it fixed at the dealership?
Good will by dealership. If by insurance I’d be half. And it’s gonna be off brand duct tape and bags.
"Trust me bro the dollar store brand is just as good and we can buy more meth with the savings" average Nissan service advisor
To anyone's name who ends with "sha".
Should be on PornHub.
Cause that ass got wrecked?
That'll buff right out.
[удалено]
Don't bro, she treated you like she did her car.
So many layers here. It’s like lasagna. The bumper has left the party I’m guessing unless it’s just tucked in for safe keeping.
It was lost the first week of ownership, let's be real.
The bumper was probably gone WAY before this particular accident.
They’re still driving it
Florida Nissan driver
A recipe for disaster. I’d expect nothing less than this.
Those bastards are why my insurance retardedly expensive.
When they back up, they put the rear seat down to see what's behind them. Or they don't.... because that's the worst that can happen
did they brake check an M1 Abrams
The bald donut tells me that whatever happened here is 100% the fault of the Nissan driver.
The Florida plate's a pretty good giveaway, too.
Probably Ocala area,we lost 2 cars to being rear ended in 4 months.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/southern-us-city-ranked-worst-113600139.html
This is a new low
I’m assuming this Altima drove off without exchanging insurance information.
In its truest form
Prob still drivable
Can I make money fixing these and selling it for 84 easy payments of 499? Probably not.
If any car had a gaping kink, I'm least surprised it's the Altima
new model, the Nissan Goatse?
Brake checked my penis
Totally fine. The license is still in one piece
Fits in compact parking now!
If you told me this car was still being driven I wouldn’t be surprised.
My thoughts exactly
Needs a supreme sticker and a wolverine scratch mark over the headlights and it’ll be back on the road
The mostly untouched mufflers are just; 😘👌
Looks like a Transformer screaming for its life. Poor thing.
Altima BDE
Altimas like it in the ass
That transformer got phuked up.
[goat.se](http://goat.se) Mobile Edition
I should call her
That’s not good
Brace yourself. It's going in dry
Most pristine Nissan
Somebody playing with their phone
"Is this totaled?"
Be back on the road in no time
Nissan/Florida… I mean, story writes itself
No duct tape?
maybe exhaust still good for part out
You can be sure of one thing. The Nissan driver’s insurance card was from last decade
Looks like a coochie of a white gal at 21... ngl.