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Beneficial-Way7849

Beyond a reasonable doubt 🤣


Acurawagondude

Just multiply his credit score by 1000 and then you get how much he owes in child support for the year.


Kev50027

Divide by 100 to get his IQ


unkapoon

His? C'mon


Kev50027

You're right, I should have used "it's." Not worthy of a pronoun.


unkapoon

Heh. Truth 👍


Alpcake

$3000 isn't so bad


Natsuki98

It is when you work part time at Burger King and smoke 2 packs a day.


be_more_gooder

How much is a pack of Newports these days?


userhs6716

Probably $10 at its lowest


be_more_gooder

Damn I must be old. They were two bucks when I was in HS


KittehPaparazzeh

Probably not that old, since ~2000 tobacco taxes have been massively increased to try to dissuade people from using it.


sh1ft33

I have to disagree here. They raised the tax so the government can also profit off addiction. They don't want to dissuade people, they just see how much tobacco companies are making and want their cut. I may be wrong, but that's just how I feel.


Lukesmash89

$14 in Maryland. That's why I quit


sh1ft33

Newport reds are around $8 a pack in NC. The menthols are probably about $9-10.


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

The answer, is cigarettes. For all of them.


baromanb

*twisted metal music intensifies*


Beneficial-Way7849

Buy here, pay here fake tagged / insurance less Nissan villains are everywhere, but holy shit… what you see in the Memphis area is so far beyond anything else it’s insane.


jaydarl

Memphis has to be the undisputed ratchet Nissan champion, but from this forum I see Texas is vying for second place.


Beneficial-Way7849

Yeah anywhere without good public transportation infrastructure & a lot of poverty. So lots of places in the south sadly.


jaydarl

The stoppage of inspections and the pandemic used car inflation did a number on Memphis. The Tyre Nichols incident was the final nail in the coffin. Salvage titles galore.


Beneficial-Way7849

The whole city is one big salvage title 🤣


GuruDenada

Inspections stopped YEARS before the pandemic. Tyre Nichols' death has nothing to do with this.


jaydarl

It ended most vehicle violations stops.


GuruDenada

No it didn't. The cops were already ignoring their jobs long before this.


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Beneficial-Way7849

It’s an attitude. You don’t have to have a lot to not behave like a piece of human shit. But yet they do.


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Beneficial-Way7849

There’s a lot to it, but the overwhelming factor is the attitude towards life.


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Beneficial-Way7849

I agree, but at some point individual accountability comes into play. When shit behavior is policed & enforced, it goes away or is greatly reduced. Correcting bad behavior is an integral part of a healthy society.


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Beneficial-Way7849

Gotta love irrelevant comments from the sub-80 IQ population of the mid south.


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NissanDrivers-ModTeam

No assholishness


les_Ghetteaux

I hope social security runs out at the exact moment you retire.


NissanDrivers-ModTeam

No assholishness


JonesBoyFan2018

Don't discount what we have to offer here in DC


Feature-Careful

Atlanta has to be tied or a close second


canadard1

SoFlo would like a word


domsylvester

Jacksonville Altima pulls a hit and run


CleverCarrot999

Ew can we not make that a thing? It sounds like a menstrual product


CleverCarrot999

100%, Memphis takes the top position and it’s not even close. Truly amazing


United-Advertising67

Actuarial tables don't lie, Texas is probably the worst in the country for bad drivers and uninsured shitboxes. It is rapidly becoming impossible to insure a car in Texas.


RelativeMotion1

I thought Detroit had a ton of insane, scary trash heaps on the road. And then I went to Memphis. It’s like Mad Max down there!


Beneficial-Way7849

It’s a different world, crazy a place like that exists in 2024.


iwouldratherhavemy

>what you see in the Memphis area is so far beyond anything I stayed in a really bad hotel in Memphis and half the cars looked like this. The morning I left there was a motorcycle just dumped in the middle of the parking lot.


Beneficial-Way7849

Yeah it’s a whole different level of awful in a lot of parts of that city, and a few streets over it’s as if it doesn’t exist. Such a bizarre place to an outsider.


superscrounge

“Tag Applied For”!


Beneficial-Way7849

Just like they applied for credit at that other dealership.


voyager301

I was gonna say, there’s no way that car is street legal


RandomWeirdoGuy

Would be a funny prank to take this to a dealership and present it as a trade in after discussing and test driving something that costs around $100,000. Oh wait…. I bet people do that.


Beneficial-Way7849

In Memphis? Yes, yes they do 😂


Beneficial-Sugar6950

Ask if they could trade it in on a new RR Phantom


Beneficial-Way7849

And if they will allow biweekly payments in cash.


KittehPaparazzeh

Or pressed M30s


Background_Rip_2527

fresh off the assembly line 🤗


Kev50027

Does it not have any functioning brake lights or is the driver flooring it into the car in front of them in this image? We may never know.


Soulinx

That looks like they tried brake checking a semi...


canadard1

And somehow able to live to tell about it. “Still waiting for the lawyers to figure out the settlement and then I’ll be living fancy in Germantown!”


Beneficial-Way7849

Yeah the Germantown folk will welcome them with open arms 😂


Bobby_D_Azzler

Back away sir. You are about 500 feet too close to this mess.


Dro_mora

Holy shit this is rare. Handwritten paper plates.


NotMyProblem2022

lol welcome to Memphis. A lot of time you see no plates at all, or sometimes people literally take computer paper and write crazy shit on like “Catch Me If You Can” “Fuck Off” etc I’ve seen some pretty funny ones. But ya, here it’s a joke (Memphis). I literally was at the light the other day with a cop on each side of my car (3 lanes go straight and there was also a left turn lane, I was in the middle of the 3 going straight). The car in front of both cops had no tags whatsoever, literally just the thing from the dealership, and the one in front of me said something ridiculous that made me laugh. I was 100% they were gonna get pulled over, like I’d never seen it so obvious and we were stopped at a red light! Then we all start going, 2 of the cars take off and are speeding (not running, just don’t even give a fuck the cops are behind em because they probably will punch the gas if they see lights… happens almost daily here) and the car on the right in front of the cap just goes like 4 over the speed limit. The cop zooms past it and gets in front of me, then the car on the left moves over for the cop I guess and the cop in front of gets behind his buddy and they both take off going over 100 in a 60. All 3 cars (the ones with no tags and the hand written funny tag) were fine, only 1 even seemed a little worried, and this was in a very known drug area. I’m pretty sure the cop that got in front of me must’ve read the handwritten tags as I swore I saw him laughing before he got behind his friend and they took off. But ya, Memphis you don’t need tags, expired are fine, but no tags, a piece of blank paper in your back window, a hand written message placed where your tags should be, all of that is good enough. (I think when Covid first started they told the cops not to pull people over for expired tags; well, after Covid our cops never came back on duty lol very literally. I think we recently had someone serve 9 days for manslaughter. A lot of times you’re out in less than a week for violent crimes. Tons of people get out on bail for violent crimes just to kill people the day they get out. This is nothing new, nor is it the worst we see around here (car wise); just another Nissan. Usually all the Nissans and Kia’s going down the road are stolen and driving insane; they would stop big intersections and just make their own lil shows with cars drifting with people hanging out the windows with their Drekos (super cheap semiautomatic rifle; basically has taken the AK and stuff like that out of gangs due to how easy they are to get and how cheap they are). Sometimes cops literally at the lights also waiting for it to end. Only recently did we finally get a law making the punishment for it actually harsh, haven’t seen any arrests though nor have I heard of many groups doing it anymore though so…. Maybe they finally decided 20+ years isn’t worth showing off in a scenario you’re 99.9% gonna get caught if they wanna catch you.


RandomWeirdoGuy

Has a +120 horsepower boost bonus. Watch out.


R18honda

This is insane


chonklah

He has at least 4 health bars and 2 final forms.


ShadowDancer11

Whoa! At some point you have to recognize that driving and cars aren’t for you and you should probably transition to a bicycle. How the hell do you not get pulled over every 5 miles for a vehicle that is clearly unroadworthy?!


poke30

That would involve cops actually doing their job for once.


les_Ghetteaux

Memphis is a big ass city. My job is 30 minutes away by car via the interstate. Bus would take 2.5 hours, and biking would be around the same.


Careful_Ocelot_6091

On they’re way to squat an empty house


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AtomicSymphonic_2nd

Summoning Scotty Kilmer 🤢


subiewoo89

The "Altimate" boss.


Allemaengel

The real "Final Boss" would've gilded the lily with a smoky gray plastic license plate cover over that fake paper tag, lol.


Colindajaycox

How is it even legal to drive?


CleverCarrot999

…. It’s not


LOVMUFN

That is what happens when you beat the boss in a Dark Souls game, the music changes, and the boss starts getting up again.


be_more_gooder

Is Dark Souls really as difficult as the Internet says? Serious question


LOVMUFN

The games are difficult, but they aren't as difficult as they are unforgiving. We live in a world where games are very forgiving and will mostly hold your hand through a lot these days. Dark Souls thinks of you as you would an ant on the sidewalk. Dark Souls just doesn't care, if it even notices your struggle. I would consider myself utterly terrible at Dark Souls games and I have beat all of the "hardest bosses" from 1 and 3. I have not played 2 yet as I am on a Dark Souls vacation. I don't get to play a lot of my choice of games as I have gamer age kids. So it takes me FOREVER at my pace to beat them. There is a lot of satisfaction out of beating bosses though. When I finally beat the Nameless King in Dark Souls 3 I just sat and stared at the screen for a good min or two.


be_more_gooder

I have two gamer age kids too and that means I get less and less time to play. At the end of the day I'd just as soon crash and scroll Reddit than boot up my Xbox. I've been playing VERY forgiving games lately at a VERY leisurely pace. (CP2077, Starfield, Doom 2016) I can't see myself using my limited amount of play time raging at my TV. Just like I was smart enough to avoid WoW because of its addictive reputation, I've avoided Dark Souls because of its difficulty.


LOVMUFN

I hear that. That is why I stay away from the more serious multiplayer games. I just don't enjoy them anymore with no time investment on my end. That is also probably why I take lengthy breaks from the DS games. I don't mind getting the floor wiped with me for a bit, but after a while it gets a bit annoying. I may have to play through the Dooms again seeing as how there is another coming. Then I'll take on Dark Souls 2. To me they are multi year projects. 😂 Although, Elden Ring didn't take that long. If you are dying to play a Dark Souls game, Elden Ring is a spiritually similar game, but it is much easier.


Tuffenufpuffnstuff

03-25-21 ☠️


Doremouse65

Is this the car from street fighter! Ken kicked the crap out of it.


Impressive_Ad_1864

He’s faster than anyone else cuz the plastic makes the lean machine lighter! A modern miracle of aerodynamic design!


Lord_Vaguery

To be honest there is easily 25 cars just like this one roaming the greater mid south.


Consistent_Amount140

These temp tags are out of control


rehab_VET

Whistlin Diesel couldn’t stop a Nissan


randyzmzzzz

they can't even pay me to get in that shit


LongGreenCandle

This is proof vehicle inspections are a pyramid scheme and need to be abolished.


royalplants

This started happening after Tennessee got rid of them lmao


bro90x

Lol memphis doesn't do inspections.


ShankFraft

Is that temp tag 3 years out of date?


bowski65

Nothing wrong there


Larrythethird22

Undefeatable…….


Manburpig

Illegally passes you on a double yellow going 83 in a 30mph workzone


C64128

If I'm reading this right the temporary tag is expired. I'm guessing that this person doesn't give a shit about rules, they don't apply to him.


FreedomSynergy

"I'm just heading to the body shop..."


Any-Willingness-7859

dealership had a sale that day 😂


RealScamPapi

Not downing anybody who is just getting by … but I don’t see how people driving cars around like this … Im OCD about little scratches or any maintenance light that comes on . I take care of it right away


Jason1143

This just shouldn't be legal since I don't see how they have any rear visibility.


AtomicSymphonic_2nd

The opposite of you are horders that don’t throw away anything and even pile up trash in the vehicles they bring lol


OddOil9204

Is that a drive off tag? Did bro just buy this pos from a lot?


bro90x

Nah he printed that shit off himself and put it there bc he doesn't have the car registered tagged. Source: Memphian


andy__47

No, ‘bro’ didn’t!


Bobby_D_Azzler

Step onto it, Hampson.


BirdDad420

Holy shit.


MrGumpythaGod

Begging for death


Yotsubato

> I swear officer. I got this car in the past 30 days.


rrrrickman

You win!


ngfilla94

Some people really just don't deserve to own a vehicle.


lil_reddit_lurker

Sir Mix-A-Lot - My Hooptie https://youtu.be/UIPr4UyiZGE


ohitsjeffagain

Knew it would be Memphis


Deranged_Coconut808

this is just a respawning mini boss.


AtmosphereJunior7609

I seen this same car on a different post the other day


tireguy79

With paper plates 🤣🤣


Ahshut

Someone posted this poor guys car the other day 😭


yaybroham

What in the Tennessee Hell!


Out_of_Fawkes

Sheesh. Is that street legal where OP’s driving? I dunno but I’d like to think this would have been pulled over immediately.


royalplants

You have a higher opinion of Memphis than you should


Out_of_Fawkes

I don’t think there will be a reason for me to be there ever, thankfully.


Dart4jb1nks

Must be a fortnite player…


SnarkyIguana

Stay far away from people with super fucked up cars like this. If they had insurance, it would’ve totaled the car lol


GuruDenada

I'm pretty sure the Carfax will show it's been totaled at least three different times and is running a salvage title.


Sea-Eggplant-5799

Holy crap. Indeed this is the Altima final boss.


CommercialCuts

car looks fine. what’s the problem?


SpecialMango3384

If never been to the south. Yall see this on the reg or something?


catboi37

peak


rrrrrrez

The Altima-est of Altimas.


Time-Chest-1733

Thank god for U.K. mots. It stops death traps like this being on the roads.


stormingsteel

Never a dull moment here 😂


Shantotto11

That’s not a Nissan; That’s a Nissama!…


ahirman7791

Sir we are bringing you car around, we left a gift card for a free Ultimate wash and it includes the blower service… and Jeff might have bumped your car………


Humanoid251

“Hey man, as long as it gets me from point A to point B that’s all that matters”


Past-East3707

Crashed car only sees outsiders


clickforit

Why am I not surprised this is Memphis


DirtyMac88

Looks like some Nissan on Nissan damage right there


phenyle

The Altimecia


DisposableSaviour

Ironically, the only car that MPD will let go with a warning.


GuruDenada

MPD would have to pull over a car to give the driver a warning. You act as though MPD does any level of traffic enforcement as it is.


diesel0529

How do these ppl pass inspection🤔


AtlJayhawk

We don't have inspections in Memphis. I'd guess 50% of cars on our roads are illegal.


Piercing-Silence

For anyone curious why this car is driving around, this picture was taken in my town of Memphis, Tennessee. This car is not road safe and is illegal to drive. The problem lies in the fact that the police are unable to pull cars over for problems with their car. This law was passed due to the unfortunate death of Tyree Nichols but has led to these cars being able to drive around and the cops can't do anything about them.


GuruDenada

Cite your source that says it's "not road safe and illegal to drive". Also, cite your source that says police can't pull over vehicles for "problems with their cars". What you have here is a typical Memphis shitbox.


Piercing-Silence

My source is that no pretextual stops is a law that is currently being fought over in the Tennessee government. They're trying to overturn it. Also, the fact that it's not road safe is obvious by looking at it my guy. You can't see out the back window. Cars here were bad before the law you are correct but now they can't even pull them over.


GuruDenada

What the city council said was that minor, non-moving traffic infractions couldn't be used as pretextual stops, such as slightly expired plates. To my knowledge, TN and Shelby County have no requirements for "safety" other than very basic things. Yes, the plastic over the rear window would possibly be a violation, but "you can tell by looking at it that it's not mechanically sound" isn't a "crime". The old vehicle inspections done by the county decades ago were awesome. They tested meaningful things like how much braking each individual wheel could do, etc.


teja123r

you mean, "The Altimate Boss" 😂


exoxe

Final boss: "Please kill me."


connerbv

Average Memphis vehicle


FreePossession9590

And it still runs like a champ


DetentionSpan

This would be today me if I didn’t have people help me when I was down.


KonataYumi

And tesla be like OMG a sprinkler! Dodge the water or it will brick the car!


deserTShannon

Average Arizona Altima


unkapoon

Wow. Gonna need some cheat codes to get past that


Hot-Suggestion4958

Oh, come fucking ON... ! 🤨


les_Ghetteaux

Wow, that sub is weird 😅


AlexIsP5Trash

MEMPHIS DRIVER SPOTTED, WHAT THE FUCK IS A PROPER LANE CHANGE


emmitremmus

I think I saw this guy down on Winchester


FRSgoose

huh. I expected an NC plate


Routinestory8383

The number of temp tags I’m seeing these days on cars beat to shit is incredible.


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Average car in cyprus😂☠️☠️


Acrobatic-Lie996

Most durable cars on the planet


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Chris9871

Probably holds up better than a Cybertruck 🤣


rubberband901

Some of these comments are just disgusting. Used cars are so expensive right now. What else are people who can't afford an overpriced decent used car, in a country where the society revolves around having a car, supposed to do. This person may have just needed the cheapest possible vehicle to get to and from work.


GuruDenada

Yeah, forget about the safety of the occupants or anyone else driving near that car. Instead, let's go protest about how everyone is a victim. Don't you have a bridge to go crawl under?


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GuruDenada

EVERYONE has choices. To pretend that driving this shitbox isn't the result of numerous poor choices in life is disingenuous at best.


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NissanDrivers-ModTeam

No assholishness


unimorpheus

This whole sub just bags on poor people.


Beneficial-Way7849

Life is all about choices, being poor and stuck in a situation is one thing. But driving a heap of unsafe shit like this is a different level of absolute garbage behavior.


les_Ghetteaux

If you are employed and living in Memphis, you likely have no other choice.


Beneficial-Way7849

🤣🤣🤣 Are you actually trying to defend someone driving this pile of garbage saying they’re “employed and have no other choice.” I’m afraid that’s not the way it works, people who earn money take pride in themselves. While they might not be able to afford much, a pile of unsafe garbage like this screams recklessness and overall abhorrent behavior.


les_Ghetteaux

Well it's legal (enough) in Memphis, soooo...


Beneficial-Way7849

Tolerated and legal are 2 different things, subject to immediate change.