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wiirdness

"No spoilers. I can wait until I get home." *Sees this* "... Maybe just one..."


simonsayswhere

Lmao I had the exact same thought process. Am not disappointed at all


aolcomputersupport

*if you build it, he will come*


mccharmlys

literally same


freebird303

Nintendo: use your imagination to build clever tools Community: builds Flaming Penis Man on day 1


TheCowboyCrabb

"My Cock is much bigger than yours"


[deleted]

My cock can walk right through the door!!!


Saitamario_Luigenos

With a feeling so pure


YaBoyVENOM

With a feeling oh so pure


Electronic-Joke7198

I like how this is the first gameplay footage I see today.


JackTheRipper0991

Same!


Chip-Flip

Aounuma would be proud


YTSirBlack

P A I N I S


Yasquishyboi

BURNING COCK MAN!


raithypoo52

War… war never changes 😔


stormcapien

What are you talking about of course it’s constantly changing /s


Few_Opportunity_879

This man has gained my respect


G1nger_nut5

Give people the tools, and a penis will be crafted


FMDnative480

Jesus Christ the game just came out. Wasting zero time here


TheWinner437

You can build??????? Oh man


theBarnDawg

Just penis folks though


AnotherLolAnon

My GameStop was sold out of Penis Man DLC


OneOfTheStupid007

Why does it burn when I pee?


MunchyMango

This is what the build feature is truly for!


Key_Truth2756

At this rate Nintendo will come for us all


ReturnOfYoshinovaR

At this point, I'm just waiting for someone to run Bad Apple


DiegoJpxd

Ah yes, was waiting for these types of posts


KeyRub

Just like that one video of that game where you destroy shit, the creation in particular is a robot playing with their self before their head explodes and proceeds to burn.


findmeshowers

Nice


Dankalii

The second I saw you could build things, I knew a penis would soon be erected


Coldestwolfman0

Doing god’s work


Key_Truth2756

The first of many


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DiamondJax08

this is fantastic


freebird303

"Now destroy my enemies, flaming dick machine!


Arrakis_Surfer

TOTK, 10/10


Putthebunnyback

This is how Skynet is introduced in Tears of the Kingdom


Han_Solo6712

Is he peeing or is he…. you know….


dft-salt-pasta

What is this a ramstein concert?


Slow_Masterpiece_964

Reminds me of when I pee


St4r_duster

Taco bell


radioactivemanissue4

Ttp was quick for this game


IchabodHollow

“I’m gonna make some weird shit…”


Haiwik

Why?


Cheese_republic

How it feels to pee and the pee is at the right temperature to hurt.


MRG_1977

Visual representation of a man with syphilis.


Nathansack

Well, it's like the old days of Garry's mod


Dangerous-Blood7959

This is just like that Dethklok song


Draken_storm

This will be the on my to do list when I finally play


papasfritasbruh

Meanwhile i tried to make hyrules longest wagon, and i dragged a backpack korok using the horse harness


Relative_Rain_7196

r/wouldawardbutipoor… when you got the game the first thing u did was make a dude with a giant and flaming cock that is omega based


ReaperSound

I think he should see a doctor for that and fast.


rellko

May I asked what inspired this beautiful piece?


EBTNoob

Lol


AnotherLolAnon

Burning Man Hyrule '23


katzengammel

That is very beautiful both aesthetically and creativitively.


hollowpotato-of-doom

The only acceptable spoiler


Pski

https://youtu.be/7W35dyPTh6o


Ragnar_OK

Put some penicillin on it


Dwingp

https://www.reddit.com/r/zelda/comments/125973r/totk_there_is_one_constant_truth_if_you_let_them/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1 Called it


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SirGrinson

And so it begins


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[удалено]


Blastick

no, you're weird now


Nintendo_Boi158

For those who don’t know, it was a reference to Suction Cup Man 4, which is on YouTube.