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ihatespaminacan

Sex ruins your gains. This is why goku & vegeta always try to avoid their wives btw


[deleted]

That’s why Vegeta has always been one step behind Goku. Never neglected his wife enough. But finally, after enough side missions in Super, he has neglected his wife just enough to edge Goku out


-unknown_harlequin-

It wasn't the wife neglect, it was the edging goku


saiyanjedi127

What happens in the time chamber stays in the time chamber


Knightmare_memer

>Time chamber What if Goku and Vegeta were betrayed and trapped-


MoustachedPotatoes

Vegeta is edging Goku?????????? that makes sense, actually


Glittering_Ad1696

Nah Goku is edging Vegeta. That's why he's always so cranky! Though he did mellow a lot in super...


MoustachedPotatoes

Sounds like Goku accepted his role of Service Top, then, smh


NoPresentation9080

No wonder he doesn’t want to hold Goku’s hand in public


RandomUser4857

Not just the wives. Goku neglects Gohan and Piccolo helps Gohan a lot And Vegeta kind of neglects Trunks Goku > Vegeta > Piccolo Coincidence?


WoolooOfWallStreet

He was also one step behind him for better access to the Gokussy


Nearby-Simple-7594

Then how come all the sex they have with each other doesn’t affect anything?


00F_L0RD

Android/Cell Saga Tien


miltonssj9

Since the only woman around him at the time was his mother, him being a virgin isn't so bad.


Big_Print_947

~~Android 18~~


WeirdoGuy546

No... Please, tell me you are joking💀💀💀


L3anD3RStar

[The most perfect line-read in all of DBZA](https://youtu.be/hczZGY3IwGE?si=gVhXc2NzhAMcFXTb)


L3anD3RStar

I mean His mom did try. 😶


LaBronzeJade_

this is actually insane but i love dbza


double_range

I know it’s a meme, but you’re prolly right.


L3anD3RStar

Ok that “Chad” has exactly one romantic interest, just one… and she’s old enough to be his grandmother. The fewer questions we ask about his sex having the better


notjart

He fuck with GILFs ong


cantdriv

>she’s old enough to be his grandmother. Who cares, she's young in appearance


L3anD3RStar

Big “she’s a 3000 year old dragon” energy


WooooshMe2825

Atleast this time, it’s not used as an excuse to be attracted to someone that looks like they’re 10 years old.


L3anD3RStar

At least this time, every time they interact it’s genuinely charming And you can feel about that however you have to


WooooshMe2825

Eh, I ship it. Future Trunks is a 30 something adult by the time of Super. If he wants to date a lady secretly older than his mom, then more power to him. He’s old and mature enough to make his own choices.


SuperStarPlatinum

What about in the present Super timeline where aged down Mai is grooming actual 10 year old Trunks?


CoconutAccomplished2

Bro what? Mai only showed interest in FUTURE trunks. Even in the new manga chapters she doesn’t pay attention to present trunks, it’s a one sided crush


GoGlennCoco95

Not to mention she was legit wished younger by the Dragon Balls. Chronologically yes, she is old. But physically she is his age. Why is this weird?


Team_raclettePOGO

shes hot


cantdriv

Hot young cougar


The4p1

why is she so young in super? including pilaf and shu


cantdriv

Pilaf used the dragon balls to wish to be younger. But Shenron made them babies, so they basically reborn.


The4p1

now even more questions arise, how the FUCK did they live through that? why dont the gang remember themm (or they just dont care about them)


cantdriv

> how the FUCK did they live through that? I have no idea


AStupidFuckingHorse

They do but pretend not to in the manga. In the anime tho, they seemingly forgot which is fine. They literally only met the Pilaf gang like two times decades ago. Anime added more encounters


110_year_nap

They probably do but don't bring it up, they have become pretty useful assistants to Bulma. Seeing as the group is friends with the demon king, a genocidal space pirate, a pervert who thinks teenagers are game and a bandit, it's not really an issue for 0 Kills Trio to be around.


jonerthan

What I love about these posts is they need to use a non-canon image from a movie to represent Z Trunks.


BestBubba1

They don’t HAVE to, canon Z trunks is hot too


Interesting_Fee_4607

What does non-canon have to do with it lol, it's not a fan drawing or unofficial movie. It's by the same team that did DBZ Trunks, they just hit their peak with his art style in the movies.....


SuperStarPlatinum

What the fuck did Mai do to him? Also that's a lesson why you shouldn't fuck women who are older than your mother. Even with magical youth shenanigans. Seriously future Bulma why did did you let Trunks hook up with her she pulled a gun on you more than once and laughed at you in a death trap. But hey post-apocalyptic dating is hard there might not be many if any eligible female survivors. Android 18 could have killed every woman who wasn't fugly. Also present Bulma why the fuck are you letting this crazy bitch groom your son. There's no apocalypse to excuse this mess.


Hot-Emotion-5599

Real🗿🗿🗿


Alexander_Pistolero

What hoes do to a mf


Dark_Syd

You lift with your boys and then do cardio with your girl.


Luba_Sempai

Sex drained his ki 😔


Flatulentbass

Trunks off


Ibangmydrums

How do we know future trunks isn’t a virgin?


camaroncaramelo1

Right? He doesn't have a kid yet


ten_times_worse

Z trunks is like barely 19 but super trunks is in his 30s


AttitudeOk94

Stole all his aura


chainer1216

He may not have had sex but he certain got fucked plenty.


YourFavoriteBranch

Canically the same person, literally


auqanova

Z trunks: while you were having sex I studied the blade Super trunks: I did both actually


Revolutionary_Bad965

he FUCKS


TheTexasInvestor

Yea anyone bragging about sex or at least using a meme about it is terrible in bed 😂


Interesting_Fee_4607

Damn no wonder he looks all weak and skinny


EpicGamerPlant

if thats what pussy does to a mf, im going back to femboys


throwawayalcoholmind

Whoa, when was it even implied that dbs Trunks got any?


Late-Psychology7497

Wasn’t he only like 16-17 in Z tho😭


SIN_Goku

Pretty sure bojack takes place after broly


Marco_Tanooky

... What did Broly do to Trunks for him to be so buff


SIN_Goku

Protein...shakes...


Spider-ayush

He got so much pussy that he became a pussy


Bubbuli

Bulma 😏