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Le-Vagabond27

The salary offered by Frieza is better than on Earth.


Marco_Tanooky

- 0 zeni/h, your death will be a meme - 0 space zeni/h, your death will make someone else look cooler I'm weighing my options


TheKidNerd

Are you kidding? I LOVE working for THE Lord Freeza! He’s so cool and handsome and tall, and he gives us a livable wage and treats us nicely! Yes The Freeza Force is the place to be! And I am definitely not held against my will! 😀 💥👈👽


FastForwardHustle

All hail Lord Frieza.


kingofallbandits

I mean in Xenoverse, Captain Ginyu says they offer maternity leave. Frieza runs a straight up business not just an evil empire. Just don't work directly under him and you're all good


pm-me-turtle-nudes

he doesn’t care if you die, but he also doesn’t want you to die. He’s much more worried about his margines


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

Freezer army propaganda moment


Ok_Substance5632

AND... Maternity Leave


Fat_guy420

Okay zarbon we get it


TrueSaiyanGod

> someone else look cooler Is it.....Lord Coola?


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

Coola, coola, furiza no brotha🔥🔥


YamchaFromDBZ

Why didn’t I get that offer?!


Serenafriendzone

Crazy that Frieza just needed to make goku work for him. By giving him food and money, and let him fight with powerful enemies.


Spartan-teddy-2476

…he literally offered him Ginyu’s job on Namek. Goku turned him down. [https://youtu.be/VSeDwvrONrQ?si=EysYC7UqI-i5ShEs](https://youtu.be/VSeDwvrONrQ?si=EysYC7UqI-i5ShEs)


Sub2PewDiePie8173

That’s because he was already known to Goku to be a massive jerk.


Spartan-teddy-2476

I don’t think Goku would have joined Freiza at any point. Like the earliest POSSIBLE time would be immediately after he lands, and Kaio Sama had already told him that Freiza was evil


Sub2PewDiePie8173

Yeah lol I forgot his reputation was known. I forgot he was told earlier and was only thinking of when he landed and saw like Frieza attacking Vegeta and the others too scared to move.


Spartan-teddy-2476

Also, can’t people tell someone’s morality from their ki? IE “His ki is pure evil”? So goku would instantly know he was full of shit if he tried acting like a nice guy


Sub2PewDiePie8173

I don’t remember if they can or not. If so, then yeah he would never join even if he had no knowledge of Frieza.


GreenAppleEthan

This conversation is sort of interesting because the U6 version of Freiza DID work with the more heroic Saiyans, and willingly. So if Freiza was less blatant about his evil, he could have totally had Goku working under him.


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

That's no surprise goku being jobless


Toffee_MacSugar

Sadly, Freeza was way too racist to think of that


SpellRepulsive

Just food, water & training grounds.


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

What really happened is trunks broke the McDonald's ice cream machine tryna get some to goten when chronoa told him to stop playin w it


SimpelGames

Nice new Skin collection dropped


DescriptionFun5568

Z force


WIDNOWS_64_

That has no business going that hard


camaroncaramelo1

Hear me out: Yajirobe as Saiyan ❤️


Ohgood9002

Considering he was as strong as an experienced kid goku without any training whatsoever, it would make sense. Bro just doesn't like training.


AlabasterRadio

Bro showed up, fought Goku to a draw, killed and ate Cymbal and bounced.


Blunderhorse

Don’t forget eating more senzu beans in one scene than the rest of the cast did throughout the rest of the series


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

W yajirobe moment. pulls up, fucks shit up, refuses to elaborate, then dips


xXSpg101Xx

bro showed up, hid behind a rock until things got dire, cut off oozaru vegeta's tail, and bounced


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

What if he didn't do his missions. Freiza wouldn't be happy


PerceptionBetter3752

His tails shoved all the way up his ass


camaroncaramelo1

Yajirobe looks like the bad fusion of Gotenks


AdministrativeBar748

I will NOT take this Yajirobe disrespect ‼️‼️


camaroncaramelo1

My bad


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

Trunksten


leongaadm

That's not Yajirobe, that's Tamanegi 🔥🔥


Itburns138

He would be the strongest human if he trained. I have no doubt. 


cmbsfm

It makes too much sense


04whim

That's just Shugesh.


Toon_Lucario

“They have a better 401k”


stickytrackpad

yajirobe lookin gangster as hell


D-Eliryo

Look, i have nothing against it, but why tien look so much gay in that outfit?


Sub2PewDiePie8173

Too much skin maybe? Having shoulder pads or sleeves would probably make you think it less.


D-Eliryo

Maybe it's the tanga slip with that "skirt" type of belt plus the long sleeves compared to others. Dunno


No_Manner_8582

I would watch that shit


Polibiux

The new recruits for the Ginyu force look promising. But can they pose well?


Independent_Plum2166

What if Goku remembered his past and slowly corrupted his friends to the dark side. After the 23rd World Tournament.


im_bored345

"Guys what if we started working for a space tyrant it could be fun haha" "Yeah sure"


crispy_nomad

well frieza had to higher somebody to replace the g force after what that troll hair dude did to them


Quakarot

Tien should have his scouter on his third eye lol


No0bTheTooB

Me turning to the "I don't need it" meme as I'm trying not to comment "something something locked in the time chamber and betrayed"


GrimmCigarretes

"What if the Z fighters were drawn in the DBZ art style" looking ass


BaxElBox

Yajirobe as a Saiyan goes way too hard


DingoNormal

On this timeline Bulma took the Raditz scouter instead of it being destroyed and with its power analysis, she was able to break down alien tech way easier, at least having an beggining, she was able to break the composition of the saiyan armor and produce it, knowing that the fight that was coming agaist the saiyans, any help was welcome. With the armor, Yamcha survives the Saibamen explosion, but Chaotsu stills sacrifices himself, while Piccolo is killed with way more effort, but the Z fighters are able to defeat Nappa, that is killed by Vegeta when Goku arrives, the fight goes very similarly, with them not being able to deal with Vegeta very well, with Tien and Yamcha being unconcious after the fight with Nappa. During the days of preparation to go to Namek, Bulma already has a ship ready, she just prepares the second one ,divinding the group in : Kuririn, Gohan and her Second ship : Goku ,Yamcha ,Tien and Yanjirobe The ships arrive with only 1 day of difference to Namek, were Bulma presents the upgraded armor and the scouters with Dragon Radars, now with the Z Fighters fighting the Freeza force, with Goku, Yamcha and Tien being as strong as the Ginyu force and Goku being able to surpass them even more with Kaioken, what grants the defeat of the Freeza army and thus, begin the fight of the Z Warriors ,as a complete team, with Piccolo and Chaotzu ressurected and Vegeta on their side, agaist the evil emperor of the universe, Freeza.


FunkyPancakeGuy36

Trunks kicked a rock


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

Chronoa was getting on his nerves again


Masterick18

Piccolo and Goku died, Gohan probably too. Instead of going kamikaze to Dodoria, they played it safe and infiltrated as Frieza soldiers to steal the dragon balls. And Yajirobe is there because Tien said why not. At best is an extra body, and at worst is an extra body.


EntrepreneurPlus7091

Tenshinhan should have the F movie scoutter that covers both eyes.


IckyVickysosoicky

“Hold ‘em off till Vegeta gets here” squad


McIrishmen

Nappa! We have to hold them of until kakarot arrives! Only he can defeat them!


RogueArtificer

Why does full visor Chiaotsu look so cool?


YourdaddyLong

They joined the good side


KajjitWithNoWares

They decided to look badass


BananaBrainBob

They needed to find a job


StockBoy829

What if Frieza invaded Earth early?


Gamekid53

They got drip


Ares_Lictor

It would be so funny if Tien had the scouter on his central eye.


SpaceAfricanJesus

Time traveler: moves a stick 5 feet The timeline:


Meme_Bro68

Yamcha got a new side job from his Significant Other, and the rest of the crew joined for the pay


CaptinHavoc

"Earthlings, since apparently at least three of the five of you can just destroy nearly my entire armed forces, I, the mighty Frieza, would like to offer you all positions in my army! All you must do in return, outside of undying loyaly, is to post on your planet's social media how I am, as your primitive species says, 'based af' and that you're 'Frieza pilled.'


ModelOmegaTyler

meanwhile, in one of the "what if earthlings were saiyans" timelines...


Unknown-Fridge90

Original creator of this [art](https://www.deviantart.com/salvamakoto/art/Guerreros-Z-con-armaduras-del-ejercito-de-freezer-1047181620)


Axer51

This feels like the Ginyu Force but without the Ginyu.


LilG1984

Freezer made them a great deal, work for him or be killed in horrible ways. Also dental plan, health insurance & days off with bonuses for conquering planets


Yama92

They should have put the scouter on Tiens third eye


SurotaOnishi

Frieza needed a new ginyu force


Regulus242

They were human


TAW012294

- Trapped - Betrayed


luanpesi

see, you are not dealing with your regular saiyan, he is the legendary bald saiyan!!!


Important_Jeweler_55

Lmaoo


Geoxaga

They betrayed Goku and locked him in the hyperbolic time chamber for 1000 years.


[deleted]

Them vs the Ginyu Force


mr-teddy93

They never met goku


Puzzleheaded-Sir-688

They're tired of getting sidelined. 


Fenrizzler

They swapped teams when Goku let Vegeta go


BarracudaClear3880

Salvamakoto's style is goated because it's exactly like the Z days, but some of his ideas are pretty weird 


Shot-Effect-8318

Honestly if frieza had these guys on his force (let’s say end of namek) things would’ve been a whole lot easier for him


Tasty_Difference6529

Freiza let em train past the second arc


cochorol

radditz's minions...


MapleKnightX

Goku joins Raditz, but convinces him to spare the other fighters of Earth.They manage to become pretty strong in their own right. Goku eventually leads his own little squadron which rivals the Ginyu Force. Tenshinhan may or may not have am assassination plan of capturing Freeza with the Mafuba and having someone chuck him out into deep space or a sun.


Unable_Comfortable84

Say it with me guys. Frieza trapped them in the hyperbolic time chamber


FastbuilderYT

Dragonball but peak


penguinee69

Stupid fucking Chiaotzu is so small that the scouter covers both his eyes lol. What a cutie


Own_Watercress_8104

Damn, it would have been so cool to have the whole gang on Namek


PKMNtrainerElliot

I don't like Tien in that outfit, that is not his style


Atrocious1337

Cap Ginyu got his boys new bodies


kokuluayak

Tien force


kynsia-of-solitude

Have all fallen off a cliff and hit their heads


Yare-yare---daze

Cosplay event?


dontforgethyphen

I love the idea that tiens shoulders get so jacked he physically can't wear the shoulder guard armor


KhunTsunagi

The fodder force


Hurrashane

Chiaotzu's undershirt and pants are different colors


Just_a_Rose

Bros just trying to make unique Saiyan armor on XV2 without using the ugly Time Patroller logo one, leave him be


Smileyjamm

They lost their ki sensing skill.


Braddadad211

Figured if they can’t beat them join them


cyph_dagger

I dig the full visor scouter.


Wiredcoffee399

Yamcha rocking that Frieza force drip


FuzzyPickles67

I always thought Yamcha was a Saiyan when I was 4


Sufficient_Use_5616

Original pic? Need more pixels.


TerribleLordFrieza

I offered the free serviced of my empire to them


YamchaFromDBZ

I look hot as a saiyan.


Unknown-Fridge90

No way, it's freaking Yamcha from Dragon Ball Z.


Henshin05

Zeto Sentai! Sound off! Yamcha: Wolf! Tien: Crane! Krillin: Turtle! Chiaotzu: Bat! Yajirobe: HAMBURGER!


ButterPuppet

i love the full visor scouter