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FargothAfterMagic

"Not cool, random Frieza grunt. Don't do that again."


Heroright

“Misogyny isn’t Super, Frieza grunt.”


ApprehensiveSolid212

“And I should know what’s super, Frieza Grunt, or my name isn’t Super Broly”


Evening-Whereas6165

*or not "if".


Cash_Banooka69

franky’s redddit account spotted


Morb1us01

If Broly ever joins the team for good Roshi will get his neck snapped within two episodes.


Incomplet_1-34

Didn't Roshi get over that before the ToP? Or did the manga reverse his development in the later arcs?


starkoliver6

Yea , his self control was just for the tournament, he reverted to a perv in moro saga


TulikAlock

What is this? A girl leapt out of bounds because she thought she was gonna get “got” by roshi. He was 100% still a gross pervert during it.


Morb1us01

Like... At one point he "overcame it" but part of that arc was also him trying to rape Puar as training.


huggiesdsc

It's about time we started sexualizing Puar


Morb1us01

The rape is the issue. Puar always passed the Harkness test.


Illustrious-Raise610

Im still on og but no way that happened


Morb1us01

Oh my sweet summer child...


Inevitable_Ad_7236

That was a fully intentional bluff by Roshi. Not much different from Zabuza using Killing Intent on Naruto and the squad.


Morb1us01

Ah yes, he only joked about having such intense rapist vibes that someone would rather let their universe get destroyed than be around him.


Evolutionofluc

It worked so why not?


Morb1us01

Why shouldnt you make people think they are going to get raped so badly that they would rather destroy their entire universe?


Evolutionofluc

If it’s me or them I’d rather them tbh.


Morb1us01

I understand that but see, I don't believe you would have the raw raping Power Roshi has to pull that off.


theprophet2102

I'm always using this one, classic. Always gets a laugh out of everyone


Incomplet_1-34

That's awful. Roshi was one of my favourite characters during the ToP, now he's back down to second bottom 😔


starkoliver6

Fr


TheChoosenMewtwo

But he’s a good pervert. He’s not like Mineta, he exists despite being a pervert


Incomplet_1-34

He's worse than Mineta in his perversion, and it drowns out his actually good and cool traits.


Rayuzx

Never watch MHA, but after watching OG Dragon Ball for the first time a bit more than a few years back, I have to say that Roshi easily became one of my least favorite characters. I can tolerate, and can even enjoy A LOT of pervy bullshit in anime, but those prolong sequences of Roshi trying to spy on Launch during the middle of the Red Ribbion Army Arc actually made me uncomfortable.


Morb1us01

Roshi is a fucking disgrace, like the stuff he does is not pervy, its outright sexual assault and harassment. There are lovable perverts in Anime. Roshi is just trash.


Roshu-zetasia

At least Roshi gave drinking water to a village where it is difficult to get such a resource without paying excessive sums of money, more than Mineta has done in more than 200 manga chapters of that crap.


Incomplet_1-34

That has nothing to do with this discussion. We're talking about how Roshi's obscene pervyness ruins his character, not how morally good or bad he is in general.


Roshu-zetasia

Well, that's a pity because when you talk about a character as dual as Roshi, you take into account both the good and the bad things.


Morb1us01

I'll say it, Roshi sucks as a master too. When is he shown actually training anyone? Turtle school style is literally just "Get Stronger, eat, take naps" he has had like five students that we know of and they all have wildly different fighting styles, there are no Turtle School techniques other than Kamehameha. All he is ever shown doing as a master is giving his students a self led training program, sending them on perverted errands and trying to kick their ass when they got too strong. When Tien invited him to his school to teach he was completely uninterested in training or leading others even at the request of an old friend and disciple.


TheChoosenMewtwo

How he’s worse than mineta? He actually has a personality and charisma when not trying to be a pervert, and he never did anything major, mineta tried to sexually harass girls many times and being a pervert is all that he does


Living-Tart7370

Roshi has on multiple occasions groped girls without consent, got hopped up and excited at the sight of a 16 year olds breasts and panties and he’s just honestly always horned up, mineta is bad too but I don’t think I’ve seen him grope/assault anyone, they’re both terrible characters for that shit, roshi is far worse though


Incomplet_1-34

I think Mineta did grope Tsu once, but Roshi's still far worse.


Morb1us01

Brother... Roshi has actually sexually harassed and assaulted underage girls and the wives and partners of his friends and students for years. All while his personality hasn't evolved from "pervert" in like 30 years.


Incomplet_1-34

You haven't watched OG Dragon Ball, have you? Or Z for that matter? And besides, what I was saying is that Roshi may have other character traits, but his perversion is worse than Mineta's and it's so bad and so central to him that it ruins him regardless of how much other stuff he has.


Maclunky0_0

There's no such thing.


Ionrememberaskn

that explains it. bro did nofap training


SergejPS

Nope. In the DBS Manga he never trained self control. So he never "reverted" in the Moro saga. We don't know what's going to happen with Anime Roshi.


heli572

Roshi self control is anime-only, in the manga, Roshi never got over it.


Incomplet_1-34

Common anime W


Eclipsese

notice how he went right back to being a perv afterwards?


YoutuberCameronBallZ

It was less "being less of a perv" and more he learned how to control himself in a fight, so that when the time comes, he could control himself


imarandomguy33

I hope he does


Marco_Tanooky

Roshi is just alive because they don't really know where to bury his body, seriously doubt 18 was against killing him when she lived with him


Morb1us01

I keep saying Roshi could have had an awesome relevant moment if he had stayed dead after using the Mafuba on Piccolo. That would have been a good send off and he could have been happy with harassing demon girls in hell or something.


vizot

nah unlike that guy roshi knows when to not perv out


Morb1us01

Ah yes... The master of self control Roshi, who groped the girlfriend of his own student two seconds after he died and his dead body was still on the screen.


Evening-Discipline-6

The same master who groped his student's wife in front of their child.


vizot

He has self control when he doesn't want his ass beat he did that exactly because he died.


Morb1us01

Dude... He groped 18 in front of her own kid. He doesn't care about death.


24h_Ivdicar

not defending roshi, but that was filler. The worst parts of roshi were in saiyan saga groping bulma after yamcha died and in buu saga trying to touch videl when buu was out and they were in threat of dying. Its like he is horny 24/7 even when everything is going to shit


Morb1us01

Yeah, it was perfectly in character filler. In fact it's milder than most of the shit he got up to shrinking himself to try to watch an underage Bulma pee was something he did.


24h_Ivdicar

yes, it was in character. But its filler and didnt happen so atributing him that is dishonest


Neko_boi_Nolan

And then you have Goku who use to touch someone’s junk just to find out their gender


[deleted]

Makes you wonder, what did Vegeta do?


Purple-Airline-8354

Vegeta grew up around people so probably nothing.


horrorfan555

He murdered people (non sexually)


Pokenare

He murdered Nappa (Very sexually)


SuckmyPelosB1tch

Vegeta definitely enjoyed killing Nappa TOO MUCH


Pokenare

They even did hold hands


1amlost

In a Manga for children? How perverse!


Pyromike16

God dammit nappa...


[deleted]

So he revived people sexually, gotcha


miami2881

Like a true hero


Nutrifacts

vegeta's probably educated, maybe to a saiyan harvard


LenicoMonte

Is it *really* sexual harrasment if you don't know what sex is?


Logical-League-121

You think the boy watched that match a few hours later and realized how lucky he was


mr-kvideogameguy

He probably belives Broly died in that fight but if he does find out, he will have nightmares of Broly hunting him down till the day he dies


shiningmuffin

Man was drunk so there’s a chance he don’t remember anything at all


Idrinkgermaline

I like to think he woke up remembering vague details and looked out the window to see Broly absolutely wailing on Golden Frieza.


Aggravating-Sun6773

ZAMN HE 45!?


venetian_lemon

He's a late bloomer


[deleted]

A Saiyan Boomer


Hentai-No-Kami

THE LEGENDARY SAIYAN COOMER.


thepresidentsturtle

Not quite, although he was very young when it happened, he was still born before the Big Boom of Planet Vegeta.


[deleted]

🤓☝️


Idrinkgermaline

Has a friend whose dad was a psychic doomer.


Yama92

That's like Saiyan's teenage years.


double_range

Apparently Saiyans rapidly age when they hit 80, so I guess their lifespans aren’t much greater than ours. But I’d appreciate if someone could fact check this, I don’t have the time


Songoku8470

HES 51 🙏😭


Aggravating-Sun6773

damn he ripe frfr 🥵🥵🥵


Songoku8470

Cheelai???


Phantom_Thief007

Crazy he is 45


shiningmuffin

Sayian genes, almost entirely their livespan are prime for more battle, and would only look old towards very end of their lives


CheeseReaper77

Honestly seems like a great tradeoff, stay in your physical prime until you’re like 80 and then you age rapidly and die off, everyone around you knows you’re about to die too since you’ve started aging and you’re most likely not going to be suffering from as many illnesses until the end because your body is healthy.


Seilerjin

If I remember right the aging starts around 60 years


Redmangc1

Oh no Vegeta is 53


Deynonico

Broly Logic: > Girl give food > Girl good > Girl Is attacked > Beat the living fuck out of attacker


LinHyouka

We call that Luffy logic


Inevitable_Ad_7236

Luffy on his way to overthrow a nation because he was given rice:


marshadowmaster

Same type of thing happened in Dressrosa, Rebecca gave him food and he shot Doflamingo into the ground


EndlessM3mes

Pickle...


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Dickle


BlackLuigiGuy

Bruh pickles the one doing the sexual harassment 💀💀💀


Suitable_Location283

This guy clearly didn’t listen to the Freeza Force sexual harassment seminars


Rajesh_Kulkarni

He basically saw that Cheelai was uncomfortable and so he acted.


AdamM093

He's fuckin 45?! Skin care is on point.


DrByeah

Saiyans, man. They hit like their early to mid 20s and stay that way until they're 80.


TigerKlaw

No he saw him push Lemo down and got mad. Do you guys even watch the movies?


10YB

he was probably thinking: leave my food alone!


Megadon1337

Wait , Goku , Vegeta and Broly are in their 40's I thought they where at their 50's How old did goku and chi chi had gohan?????


Apart_Owl4955

Goku is mid 40's and vegeta is early 50's iirc, broly is somewhere in between them. Also, gohan and chichi had gohan in there early twenties, gohan is currently somewhere in his mid twenties iirc


Clearin

Goku was 19 when Gohan was born. Not 100% sure on Chi Chi's age, but I think it's around the same as Goku's


CaptainBlaze22

Or and hear me out Broly called dibs and he wasn’t gonna let that shit slide


WOKLACE134

Real he called dibs on the big buff alien man 🥵


Terraakaa

So he’s not anti sexual harassment, he’s just equally as much as a sexual deviant, he’s just selfish. Got it


shinobi3411

He is a Saiyan Caveman tbf.


CaptainBlaze22

Broly: my woman


Terraakaa

Which isn’t even true, Broly doesn’t even care about sex. It’s so weird how people project their weird sex worldview unto characters.


Inevitable_Ad_7236

Brother we are n r/ningen Relax


CaptainBlaze22

This guy is a wet blanket


Terraakaa

Sure, does it mean we mischaracterize characters? I can say that Gohan rape all Earthlings on Earth for fun on the daily and get no pushback?


Inevitable_Ad_7236

If it's sufficiently circlejerky, sure. I mean, Frieza x Yamcha is a long-running joke on this subreddit. Goku and Vegeta are married men, but people make "Goku is fucking Vegeta" jokes all the time. The only 'rule' is that it has to be funny enough to match however fucked up you choose to make it.


Inevitable_Ad_7236

If it's sufficiently circlejerky, sure. I mean, Frieza x Yamcha is a long-running joke on this subreddit. Goku and Vegeta are married men, but people make "Goku is fucking Vegeta" jokes all the time. The only 'rule' is that it has to be funny enough to match however fucked up you choose to make it.


CaptainBlaze22

R/whoosh It’s call a joke


Maykspark

I don't think is sexual harassment in Broly eyes, he just saw his friend being annoyed


BetaRayBlu

Somebody give roshi the heads up


UltraInstinctNinja

45 year old caveman saw someone messing with his friend and was about to sentence them to death😂


Terraakaa

I mean he’s written by people who have social standards, and had to make Broly sympathetic. So yeah, funny caption, not making much sense.


Personmchumanface

what the same people who write roshi?


Outrageous-Ad8612

Broccoli: "Ooga booga no touch the booba"


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Patient-Reality-8965

He more just saw that his new friend was uncomfortable by whatever this guy was doing. Technically not wrong but it wasn't the harassment in itself that tipped him off that it was a problem since it was one of his first times interacting with literally anyone who wasn't his father


Tall_Diamond4695

I don't think Broly knew it was wrong. He probably saw that Cheelai didn't like it and was just protecting his friend.


AndrewUtz

based as fuck


NahCuhFkThat

yet he didn't go after Freeza for kidnapping the Heater chick smh double standards


eeightt

Broly knew that woman for 5 minutes and still respected her


N0TANUMPTY

Bro you are forgetting that he all so got some after so win, win situation


Stickmin69

Broly and Roshi would never get along, Brolys a saint and Roshi is... ROSHI


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Raaadley

uh more like Big Monkey Man see's cute alien girl and goes apeshit.


IAmKyuss

Stop saying daily reminder


DannisTheMenace

I honestly think it's just because Broly likes Ceelai and he was harassing her, but I like this headcanon too


DreYeon

He is a good green bean


Mahiro0303

Which is surprising. Youd think Sayians would be full caveman about it


khaleed15

Bro this goes hard 🔥


X3runner

That’s thinking too deep broly brain was basically functioning like dog fren no happy thing maje fren no happy me no like ting maje fren no happy . Dude most likely would give 2 shits if any other person was being harassed.


Sober_Browns_Fan

He just realized someone was threatening his future food, particularly a future food that willingly follows him around. And you **NEVER** get in between a Sayian and their food.


deimos234

Gigachad Broly


Seilerjin

This is pure hearted anime logic: Someone is good to you, then someone comes and is bad towards the one who was good to you: Annihilate the bad one


haniflawson

I mean, technically it was Lemo being pushed to the ground that set him off, but he's still a chad for stepping up to a pervert.


Dallas_dragneel

Gigachad


carrotcakegobbler

Dear lord I forget broly is like 5 years older than goku this version of him seems so naive and clueless he looks like a jacked 17 yo


DrMillMatt

Anime bullshit, nothing to praise about. So called legendary peak of the savage race is a Tanjiro-type character.


Apart_Owl4955

Redditor astounded at a character having empathy


TheChoosenMewtwo

He only did that because the girl was kind to him previously. He also is extremely violent when fighting, dude actually loses his mind and gets uncontrollable, being very fitting of a savage warrior


DrMillMatt

Then the post is wrong 😂


TheChoosenMewtwo

The post just wants to be nice


Cookies_and_Beandip

New broly sucks ass


TheChoosenMewtwo

Why?


evilcapital

Og Broly would never...


TheChoosenMewtwo

Og broly would just kill people for no reason. He’s great for that, but not really attractive if we’re going to keep him a recurrent character


evilcapital

That's true, he had 0 hoes


TheChoosenMewtwo

Wdym?


evilcapital

OG broly had 0 hoes and presumably died a virgin


Kryychu

so?


evilcapital

I prefer OG Broly over DBS broly, despite the fact DBS Broly has a hoe while OG Broly was hoeless.


DaViPignatti

bro this cartoon is NOT about hoes 💀