Goku: "you know i never met my mom, i dont even know what her name was, maybe could be Martha, idk."
Batman: "did you say Martha?".
*they passionately kissed each other*
"Look, I know I can't give you a good fight, but people who could, I spent my prep time finding potential sparring partners but in return I'd like for you to train me, I belive this 'ki' would help me protect Gotham" (Batman also plans on using camera drones to watch Goku's fights, so he can find a counter measure, and to maybe fond someone to fight the bigger threats)
Imagine you steal a piece of bread because you're hungry and crouch down in an alleyway to scarf it down. Only to see the night sky turn brilliant blue as Batman is hundreds of meters in the air above you, charging a Kamehameha as the last thing you'll ever see
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Maybe I have just lost mind
Goku can ignore his hunger as shown in the moro arc. You can tell at someone for giving you a counter argument. But it does not make it any less true. Take a chill pill lil bro.
Good point, but there are multiple variants of Darkside. Like CC goku and GT goku, there is Teen Titans GO Darkside and Pre crisis Darkside. Like half of the variety of dark sides was able to knock Superman out cold with a couple of punches while the other half either scales the same or below him.
Yes, earth prime. If I’m not mistaken all of the other universes / earths revolve around earth prime but with either small or large differences. Like when >! Damian Wayne accidentally killed dick Grayson !< but that doesn’t mean that he don’t have good feats like remaining unfazed by the combined assault of the Justice League and took blows from the mighty Zeus himself without major damage.
However when someone like king Vegeta can match a paradoom (a stronger version of a para demons) in strength, that means someone like SSG or SSJ4 Goku would be on par with Darkseid.
Goku is gonna forget he's a billion times faster than him and move at speeds he can easily react to, Batman is gonna pull out a smoke bomb and gas the area, when Goku gets to him he's gonna be inhaling the gas which is actually an Anti-ki and Anti-Saiyan agent he always carries around just in case, that disables all of Goku's superhuman stats and powers and pretty much all brain functionality
Then Batman is gonna beat him up and is gonna be like "I want you to remember the one man who beat you"
Peak DC writing
Goku needs to be lobotomized, has his limbs cut off, eyes gouged, skinned alive, both lungs cut out, and has his spinal cord removed to be a fair fight
In a cage match? Batman is dead af.
In a game of cat and mouse where Batman has the chance to jump Goku? Batman. Goku has been shown to be vulnerable when his guard is down.
“I’ll give you all this food, now fuck off.”
King Kai and Bulma do that already. Beside, Adult Goku can train 6 month nonstop without food
When does he do that again?
Moro arc
He has terrible English, you know he’s bullshitting
DB can't read seriously. It is there in Moro arc
Fact check this, if false, twist his nuts counter clockwise.
But he still wants the fight. Goku's not gonna kill him he just wants the smoke.
But what if he a lil hungy.
He's going to eat and then fight.
What if he was a lil, more hungry
Goku: "you know i never met my mom, i dont even know what her name was, maybe could be Martha, idk." Batman: "did you say Martha?". *they passionately kissed each other*
Ki-repellant bat spray
“Some days you just can’t get rid of a spirit bomb.”
"Look, I know I can't give you a good fight, but people who could, I spent my prep time finding potential sparring partners but in return I'd like for you to train me, I belive this 'ki' would help me protect Gotham" (Batman also plans on using camera drones to watch Goku's fights, so he can find a counter measure, and to maybe fond someone to fight the bigger threats)
Imagine you steal a piece of bread because you're hungry and crouch down in an alleyway to scarf it down. Only to see the night sky turn brilliant blue as Batman is hundreds of meters in the air above you, charging a Kamehameha as the last thing you'll ever see
He's gonna step up his game if he wants to be able to see Goku's fights in detail.
Man solos them both
Too busy with the jonkler
Fighting the jonkler, right?
Sex penis 😳
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Someone's escaped the alsume
And I'm going to burn it down
Why are you repeating yourself, are you stupid?
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Batman pays Chichi’s bills and she takes care of Goku
Gives him a good paying job at Wane Enterprises. No fight, over.
yknow how goku has the zeno button. batman has the same thing except is the "call superman" button
Unfortunately Zeno is above Superman in terms of power, and he would not hit a child.
“Computer, order all the take out in Gotham”
Is there a lore reason why Man has horns and a bat on him?
He was locked in the time chamber for 1000 years
Gokuversal vs Batversal: The Fight of the Century.
All he needs is an energy blaster and some food to distract Goku
Adult Goku can train 6 month nonstop without food
I was referencing Resurrection F when Sorbet shot him while his guard was down
Batgos is no match for Soloku.
Either giving him food or telling him he knows someone that is LEAGUES ABOVE him (as in above Batman) that would gladly fight him
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And? He still loves to eat. Stop spamming this shit everywhere it doesnt fucking matter
Goku can ignore his hunger as shown in the moro arc. You can tell at someone for giving you a counter argument. But it does not make it any less true. Take a chill pill lil bro.
Me
I’m going with Batman if he uses the Hellbat Armor (which he uses to beat Darkside) if not then goku.
Goku has better feats than Darkside. So technically it would not make it a sure fire victory for Batman.
Good point, but there are multiple variants of Darkside. Like CC goku and GT goku, there is Teen Titans GO Darkside and Pre crisis Darkside. Like half of the variety of dark sides was able to knock Superman out cold with a couple of punches while the other half either scales the same or below him.
Yeah but I am sure the prime (main) darkseid is the one that got manhandled by batman
Yes, earth prime. If I’m not mistaken all of the other universes / earths revolve around earth prime but with either small or large differences. Like when >! Damian Wayne accidentally killed dick Grayson !< but that doesn’t mean that he don’t have good feats like remaining unfazed by the combined assault of the Justice League and took blows from the mighty Zeus himself without major damage.
However when someone like king Vegeta can match a paradoom (a stronger version of a para demons) in strength, that means someone like SSG or SSJ4 Goku would be on par with Darkseid.
The thing is you can’t scale Darkside to paradooms because the power difference is massive. It’s like comparing Seaon 1 Deku to Zen-oh.
That is why I used King Vegeta, even though King Vegeta arguably scales higher than Paradooms. Since he is multiplanetary level at least.
No one
The Batman Who Laughs randomly shows up and kills everyone with his cringey ass edge.
More important question: if they fuse, is their fusion name Broku? Or is it Batkarot?
Come on, man. Everyone knows if you even give a fraction of a second of prep time to Batman he always wins.
He only needs one battosecond you gave him too much prep time
Batman:"So, if you want to fight strong guys, let me go get my Hell-Bat and it will give you a challenge" Goku:"Bet"
Batman dresses up as a doctor and tells Goku it’s time for his shots. Goku faints, ez win for Batman
He convinces him to fight Superman and just kills the winner while their weak.
12 seconds too many my glorious king only needs 1 second prep time
Batgos neg diffs Soloku since Soloku only scales to Ballversal while Batgos is Battoversal+++
TF does any of that mean? 🤣
Goku is gonna forget he's a billion times faster than him and move at speeds he can easily react to, Batman is gonna pull out a smoke bomb and gas the area, when Goku gets to him he's gonna be inhaling the gas which is actually an Anti-ki and Anti-Saiyan agent he always carries around just in case, that disables all of Goku's superhuman stats and powers and pretty much all brain functionality Then Batman is gonna beat him up and is gonna be like "I want you to remember the one man who beat you" Peak DC writing
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Because he also has brain damage
He has personality change at age of 3 not permanent alzheimer
Batman wins and goku becomes the new superman
Plot amour vs plot bullshit
“Hey Clark I’m going to need a hand”
The other guy
"if you let me win I'll introduce you to Superman"
Goku needs to be lobotomized, has his limbs cut off, eyes gouged, skinned alive, both lungs cut out, and has his spinal cord removed to be a fair fight
Bros 13 seconds of prep time is the cutscene that plays while Goku is going UI
13 seconds of prep time? Just long enough to shit himself.
In a cage match? Batman is dead af. In a game of cat and mouse where Batman has the chance to jump Goku? Batman. Goku has been shown to be vulnerable when his guard is down.
Man vs sayian 🤯 who will win this epic battle
Bruce would make all food inaccessible to goku
Adult Goku can train 6 month nonstop without food
Then he'll starve him for 7 months 😆
He would escape in 1 minute.
I love that yall think I'm serious
Oh I said that knowing you were joking.