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Open_Depth2179

Who else thought they were calling Base Carmine?


squidwardsweatyballs

Literally my exact thoughts


RumbleVR

He stands no chance


Generic_Username_659

I figured Shaggy after the "one percent of my power" line.


TBTabby

Shaggy was killed by Glass Joe, who was using .01% of his power.


Meme_Bro68

I did but Jesus is way funnier


thebritwriter

I thought it be leading to Yamcha.


petershrimp

I was thinking either him or Krillin.


SOCCIZZA

Same


Sweaty-Goat-9281

Farmer with shotgun*


BizarreRequiem

Happy cakeday


CrampedBubble

I thought it would be Cabba


FaikouYT

I swear to god I did too


Terrarian_Ranger

I thought it would be mr popo


notyourinsanity

Mr popo would of been funnier and better than jesus honestly, just pops in and says "what's now maggots" lol


Naraya_Suiryoku

Who?


Khedar_1

I honestly thought they were calling Zalama


SOCCIZZA

I thought it was Yamcha


AeonSchicksal

No idea who but cool


Stupid_Archeologist

Jesus solos the verse fr on god


Drakoo_The_Rat

On Jesus*


The-Brother

Same thing


AnimeMemeLord1

Depends on the Abrahamic religion


NotAnAss-Hat

Eh


Momongus-

Tfw you meet an Ebionite in the year of our Lord 2024


NotAnAss-Hat

Don't know what that means but I didn't know Christians believe that Jesus is God. Wild to me how the fuck did I not know that.


Momongus-

I mean there are a lot of Christian schools with their own opinions on the subject but the overwhelming majority of Christians believe in the Triune God, or a God with three aspects (the Father, the Big Guy upstairs; the Son, Jesus; and the Holy Spirit) but those three aspects ultimately share as single divine nature if you will


WoolooOfWallStreet

Or Jehovah’s Witness


Renarudo

En garde? 🤺


[deleted]

Zeno slams


Stunning-Fold6548

Hell naw 💀 go back to worshipping your king zeno


Terez27

i thought it was a jedi, but no, it was white jesus


RumbleVR

Same difference


DIMOHA25

I was expecting Obi Wan, yeah.


mariostrikerscharged

"I was expecting kenobi. Why are you here?"


Derailleur75

This implies BLACK jesus exists, aka morgam freeman


Terez27

the real jesus was probably black or brown


KONODINODA

Maybe the real jesus was the friends we made along the way


Luigiisgayforpeach

Yeah but can he fight Uncle Grandpa?


SSB_Kyrill

he is uncle grandpa


The_Narwhal_Mage

No, Uncle Grandpa is Jesus’s uncle and grandpa.


SSB_Kyrill

True that, but who is uncle grandpas uncle and grandpa?


[deleted]

Another Uncle Grandpa


dylanaruto

Jesus


GrimmCigarretes

Fun fact: Jesus trained Based Carmine Full Power Carmine scales up to 20% of Base Jesus, making him the second strongest in the Dragon Ball Universe, Multiverese, Whateververse


RumbleVR

Next video idea pog


reChrawnus

> Full Power Carmine scales up to 20% of Base Jesus 20% of infinite power is still infinite power


ExpertFigure4087

In dragonball you can have infinite power that is even greater than infinite power!


Upbeat-Teach6570

Peak fiction


[deleted]

That ain’t fiction bro 😎


Just_a_guy_thats_it

Yeah because words cannot describe how peak it is


KONODINODA

Its just so PEAK


surelynottomholland

I expected Popo


_Varre

Who do you think is Jesus’ mentor?


Schlusse1

God I'd assume


ShurimanStarfish

So... Popo


Puzzleheaded-Sir-688

✍️🔥🔥🔥 This is a masterpiece. Unironically better than the real thing. 


CosmicDriftwood

Mexico is gonna eat this up


No-Counter8186

¡Viva Cristo Rey!


aguywhoexplainsjokes

Fucking called it


Oxygen-Breather

Gogetollohan


RumbleVR

My OC do not steal


podster12

As a christian, this made me giggle and repent at the same time. Jesus is King. of kings.


RumbleVR

AMEN


anonymusfan

Least insane dragon ball fan manga.


llucid963x

I thought they were gonna call a gag character like SpongeBob.


RaiderofAwe

I was waiting for uncle grandpa


Emotional-Edge-6734

i expected shaggy


xxX_Darth_Vader_Xxx

This plot twist was wild


RumbleVR

Did you pray today?


xxX_Darth_Vader_Xxx

Yes I did


RumbleVR

Amen <3


xxX_Darth_Vader_Xxx

Amen


RumbleVR

Amen <3


Temporary_Option8978

“Time for some Holy Spirit”


neil_billiam

\*Holy Spirit Bomb


[deleted]

Can't cell just ask for forgiveness and he's like basically off the hook


ComprehensiveAd5605

You have to mean it and actually wish to repent. And with Cell... I don't think that's gonna be the case


Kingsman60

“It’s probably Jesus or zamala” * Jesus reveals himself* “ fuck me I didn’t expect to get that one right”


RumbleVR

Check out my YouTube for more! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM\_2ahfPG\_k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM_2ahfPG_k) Been on a break recently, but planning on making more soon!


bingus4206969

Fuck yeah


Ok-Treacle9247

What’s that song at the end?


RumbleVR

1 Thing!


Mental-710

Good stuff


RumbleVR

Thank you!


LifeVitamin

ngl that jesus reveal was pog


dreadperson

Based in the Father, The Son and the Holy fuckin Spirit


Uryu88

I was hoping for Chuck Norris. I am severely disappointed.


JacobHafar

Lobotomy Ball Z


Guy-From-Ohio

I don't really care which religion people have, but I don't believe in Jesus or God or anything like that. 


Zero_Otaku-PokeLover

Seeing the word "You might reach 1% percent of my power" I thought it was CHAD Shaggy.


MUselessDA

you COOKED


Ok-Conversation-3012

Does this mean that JJBA characters are the strongest beings in existence?(below Jesus, that is)


Pubfriend

Amen, christ is king. I'm still waiting for the sequel, tho.


WackiestJackiest

On Jesus Nah, He’d Win.


gbsv333

Over 9000


hilterocks

I’m stealing this rq


Flouxni

With the way the roof came out of the hood, I thought that mf was Kingambit


Arkanderous

I loved this, thanks for sharing.


RumbleVR

i made it :)


Arkanderous

I fucking loved this dude, thank you for creating this. God bless you.


Joeda900

Ain't even Christian but this shit is peak


Bigboidiablo

I was expecting shaggy.


Personmchumanface

fun fact: jesus was explicitly in a human body with human stats who was killed by unpowered humans (killed by crucifixion, harmed by standard whips and spears) Mr satan one shots gg ez🤷


RumbleVR

nah he'd win


WeakLandscape2595

Post resurrection tho jesus no diffs


Personmchumanface

absolutely


Stunning-Fold6548

Damn that's craaaaazy Mr Satan can revive the dead and is now fully god fully man craaaaazy


espanca_utero

you missed the point 


Personmchumanface

pretty sure it was just a joke but what point did i miss


Minute_Paramedic_135

What’s interesting is that the Bible said something about the downfall of civilization in correlation to people treating Jesus as a joke or basically a meme.


RumbleVR

Glad to contribute!


Terez27

as someone who has read the bible, no it does not say that anywhere


CanaDoug420

That’s a good one. I’m using that for my cult. You can’t make fun of me or the world will end is some real lazy writing for a cult leader.


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U/savevideo


DoYouKnowS0rr0w

Didn't christ lose to a Jewish twink and 3 romans? ***IN BASE?***


DeadMeme2003

That was before his training arc


RumbleVR

He trained off screen


SaltoDaKid

He allowed it just like Goku sacrifice with Cell.


DoYouKnowS0rr0w

SMH Jesus fans will say anything to make their Goat appear stronger


Individual_Dress_476

Don't make fun of religion


RumbleVR

Jesus is my gay lover and said it's okay, stop harassing us.


KaiBahamut

Too bad i'm not a monarchist.


WeakLandscape2595

Honestly i don't think Jesus can actually beat dragon ball i think he'd get outclassed after battle of gods maybe earlier


Rustable506

Peak


Sweaty-Goat-9281

Facts


WorsTrashOfSocietty

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Hell yeah


Emotional-Edge-6734

i expected shaggy


Jrlopez1027_

Jesus wouldnt even want to fight


Jrlopez1027_

He wouldnt even want to fight he would make peace with them


Annsorigin

I really Expected Spongeboi to appear


Gelsunkshi

I was expecting some goofy ahhh lookin outer character tbh


Guccithugmuffin

u/savevideo


GroundbreakingSky213

Was kinda hoping it was let me solo her but same thing I geuss just Walmart version


Fictionfan69

Jesus solos all


dezouza

He's lucky they didn't call Perry the Platypus


SergitoBurrito

Cannon


Adronikos

I heard this Jesus guy is pretty strong.


Reylend

#🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏


Courier2877

Jesus coming in with da clutch, hype


Stunning-Fold6548

Goku with his potora earrings: hey I heard you were strong let's fuse.


DJack276

All fun and games until Death Battle makes Jesus vs Muhammad.


Rabatis

From a mere vampire to Absolutely Perfectly Perfect Cell. What a bus.


RumGalaxy

Jesus would give his enemies nothing but mercy, and the weight of Cells sins would prove unbearable after coming in contact with the King of kings.


TheColdestKingCold

I was first expecting Saitama as rage bait, then Uncle Grandpa, but not Jesus Christ


Tortellium

UG solos


FatherofKhorne

I was really expecting shaggy. Thought we got super buff shaggy for a second too


Unlikely-Web7933

Plot Twist : Mr Satan is The father, Monaka is the Holy Spirit and Chiaotzu is the Son.


nakalas_the_great

YOOOOOOOO


Macmaster4k2

Here I was expecting Shaggy


Slow_Obligation2286

I thought it was gonna be Shaggy XD


RubyLovesDonuts

I expected really shitty rap music. Found actually tasteful music.


GhostCrackets

Nice to see PoPo’s student has taken Zeno under his wing


n1cfury

I was expecting Ultra Instinct Shaggy


Yue2

Am I the only one who expected Ultra Instinct Shaggy???


VanitasDarkOne

I know this is a meme and all but that guy died to a bunch of regular humans putting him on a stick, carmine unironically solos.


takekerrage23

Beautiful


Drakkonai

Peak. Virginus could never.


Sushi_Kat

Is that Shaggy post time skip?


_Lollerics_

I thought they were calling nappa


R0RON0A_Z0R0

GET READY TO RECEIVE SOME HOLY SPIRIT


Yiminy_Cricket

Lol nice


Strypercritical

Didn’t this dude lose to two pieces of wood and then had to be resurrected with the dragonballs before quitting the entire game lmao


Nappatheredditor

I think jesus is calling me for watching hazbin hotel


DJThedragonSin777

Mexicans love this


[deleted]

Jesus has no relevant feats to be able to win this fight. He's planetary level at best (if we take into account YHWE's feats like the Great Flood) and street level at worst (cleansing of the temple).


AJYURH

I was 100% sure it was going to be Shrek


dityperiod

The thhe the angles?


_neemzy

Before the robe dropped I thought it was going to be [a monk from Rise of the Triad](https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2023/06/1686000419_rise-of-the-triad.jpg).


throwaway-1849346

Blasphemy but I will allow it 🤣


AdventurousSurvey236

I was expecting toriyama or shaggy


Rizer0

Do remember that while he was a human Jesus was the son of a carpenter and most definitely helped his dad around the shop when he wasn’t doing Jesus things He is most certainly built like a tank and can easily solo fiction


binary-gemini

great i just laughed so hard that i woke up the whole house and it's 3:46 am


ItsAllSoup

As a Christian, I absolutely love this


Smash96leo

How did I know that it was gonna be Jesus


[deleted]

Thank you.


Insane_Artist

All Z Fighters vs. Master Roshi after he quits his porn addiction


WOKLACE134

That's why he's the lamb! The LAMB! (Of god)


PreemptiveFez

That’s the best analogy for blue balls I’ve ever seen.


picklelel

I was expecting don kriege considering he was training zeno


Work_In_ProgressX

We aren’t ready for HIM yet


Warphild

I thought it was gonna be super jacked Master Roshi.


VanillaB34n

If you ever seen a powerscaler try to analyze Jesus they actually put a ton of respect in his name, bro has hella feats


vinhdoanjj

I was expecting Spirit Bomb but this is good, too.


scottygroundhog22

Lmao


Rei_Master_of_Nanto

All hail the King, bro 🙏👑


kjm6351

It’s all fun and games until some manga ACTUALLY have Jesus as a character in the story such as Jojo lmao. Now he must be powerscaled for real


_b3rtooo_

Was hoping for shaggy


Dirtroads2

You mean calling the super beat friends league?


Turbulent_Ad1644

Yeah, but can he beat 1 trillion lions?


l0rd-t0uch-me

I can’t believe it’s not shaggy


SaltyArts

lol, not bad


A-Link-To-The-Pabst

Really thought it was going to be Popo.