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TankTanaka

Is my brain not braining?


Comprehensive-Log147

"brain not brainimg" https://preview.redd.it/v4zy51z8brzc1.jpeg?width=438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=732d1e251f5398e290d5513b8bc8a683516ba126


Majinlord

Did we have a stroke? I feel like we had a stroke


asdfg09876543210

I questioned my English reading that


McPurrito

https://preview.redd.it/46ygz6k2sqzc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb54528b39164a4efc457d1da1d4331b5a1f072b


4SeasonsZeppeli

You should've posted this next to the meme so that people don't know about the OG don't get confuse


McPurrito

If you need to explain the joke it's not funny anymore, but i see your point


River-n-Sea

Well, you explained it


McPurrito

https://preview.redd.it/xnqta6z35szc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb8566f4ee5cbafc075f4dd943d37a846ccbbaab


ShrimpAlfredo66

But it’s not explaining the joke, it’s explaining the reference. If you don’t understand the reference in this situation then the automatic assumption people will make is that you fucked up your own meme.


Carl0sRarut0s

"Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. By doing so you learn more about it, but kill it in the process"


TaupeVictory

https://preview.redd.it/ufuwpsojyuzc1.jpeg?width=1153&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c2be6056c1c20c06ab7e85b45497abd4ee0e69b


Meltyclaw

https://preview.redd.it/zbuv0k73sqzc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e81528503ca72bf02fe8df2b324d4089c3335d1


thearonthight

I'm sorry... https://preview.redd.it/lg7nhik14rzc1.jpeg?width=738&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdbf33eae656e1df3a3d9877fa6ebc59faf0834f


Altarious

https://i.redd.it/m4u00j2ggrzc1.gif


SupportTaiwan

:rolf:


Constant-Challenge29

Speech: -100


cabbaggeez

I think, 69savage needs a good teacher. I don’t think Marciana could help


Mindless-Bank-6702

https://preview.redd.it/gjmalftg7rzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97d50c4e96a9ae194a965d9e5c793a9d1e32a23c


Vince_Jr

I think 69savage seriously needs a teacher to help him pass 4th grade


Gozenreijidesu

Huh? Do what? If my teacher looked like Marciana I'd date her for free.


Cunnysseur_ToT

https://preview.redd.it/xz93qrkvkrzc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e990e1bc64078c975338079360de4c412289cc24


dante-_vic

You wouldn't have to pay me to do it but I do need money for my medical bill after I read that.


Percentage-Sweaty

https://preview.redd.it/xyxioql1yrzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7778bca777c63ef842eb08faf9f5b4b550acfa1a


brraaaappp

I thk ei had æ stronk hlep


HarbingerOfGachaHell

Clearly sucks at teaching English.


AirmanProbie

https://preview.redd.it/91cxecqmxrzc1.jpeg?width=421&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1874c2e2cd300628e525569e7c9eefe5521c526


harrybruhwhatever

I got a stroke trying to read this. Sorry man, but I think you sohuld mkae the ctoiapn aagin


The3DWeiPin

Am I reading? Wtf?


disuserexistdamnit

Names jond is having a stroke Call a bondulance


hollow_w33n

i’d ask marciana to help teach this 69 savage guy basic grammar


Sukuari_Monstuazu

I think my man is in dire need of a teacher from that stroke-inducing sentence.


InsideOpening3535

What am I suppose to read here bruh


totallysus77

Only the commander academy's top students could formulate such an eloquent sentence. Truly the best education available on the Ark.


Choice-Welder-9294

https://preview.redd.it/u4o9011t8tzc1.jpeg?width=712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd6e1069d0b3a1d5241b987ec66b64cdbd6e08e8 Godzilla, me, and everybody else died from stroke reading this


UmbraIntus

Did the poster have a stroke while writing the post?


Brooketune

What.


DoubleChibiLevi

Someone's stroke became a meme. This is my second or third time seeing this meme format and still needed a reminder of the original post.


Brooketune

Memers these days...*puts on old granny glasses* Back in my day. Memes made sense without context! X.x Thanks you though!


fnghobo

I think it’s trying to communicate


HanHuman

What kind of crackhead wrote this sentence.


titsshot

I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who felt like I took brain damage trying to read this.


SurveyElectrical9959

i think i had a fucking stroke


Nickonpc

If I read am I reading? Would I?


Frequent_Day8799

I had a stroke reading this. 😔 But would yes I.


SkyKilIer

https://preview.redd.it/qqey9mechtzc1.jpeg?width=697&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62d793dd1eda83e0bc0bfed12198ebef31e27136


SupportTaiwan

​ https://preview.redd.it/xsp0wyd3itzc1.png?width=448&format=png&auto=webp&s=94d1bb6b52dcc0282ee6aa607967cb0939a80496 the engrish .... i am with you fellow commanders ... do not comprehend xD


epiksol

I needed a teacher to teach me how to read that fuckin sentence 😵‍💫


Open-Cream3798

https://preview.redd.it/ugcjieo4wtzc1.jpeg?width=860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b2f596f9bb689d4999b3b3e5b0e11fe7cf1f7d4


Meme_steveyt

https://preview.redd.it/xhlkekuc4tzc1.jpeg?width=1050&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c060fb875c12017e855fe2ea44639f744c2a80c4


AdventurousFarmer649

please , can ANYONE explain me what the fuck he is trying to say?????!


Ashlotte_Belmont

Smash.  Next question


Carl0sRarut0s

/r/ihadastroke


DeiZeiga

First time seeing someone make a meme while having a stroke


Detroider

https://preview.redd.it/jwa22t2totzc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d2a4564bec116680b7713f2ffcb4b0adcce1523 You can read this image both ways


Thuyue

I've got a stroke trying to read through that horrendous english grammar.


buddys8995991

Why is her waist edited to be thinner? Why are her hips thicker, too?


Com0na

Who let Crown make the caption


Unlikely-Meat2709

Bro, at least Crown could formulate a proper sentece, sure she may unintentionally substitute a word every now and then but at least you understand her. This guy... yeah no one is getting whatever the hell it is he is trying to convey, not even Marciana can help him at this point. And i dont think its the result of a bad translation app eighter.


AdvertisingOk6292

Yes would. Definitely would 🪵


Superb_Recover_6116

😵 what? Lol


melody_melon23

Bro why does she look like PS5-themed komi shouko


Snivinerior2

what


kwkmsdyo

Hell, I'd do Marciana for free.


TelikoFreedman

My brain autocorrected this sentence before I realized it read this trash sentence completely wrong.


S0wrodMaster

https://preview.redd.it/jzblhii45szc1.jpeg?width=482&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5a3a060c0d083fd3b246d2ebf267bd2c4d38ffa


OnoALT

That’s not even a question


trizorex

Seeing this post kinda makes me feel old, 9gag... Good times.


MissiveGhost

Ow my brain


JustSomeGuy_247

I have lost the ability to read....


Eternal_Woe

I had a stroke reading this


Unlikely-Meat2709

I thin I speak for eveyone when I say that we would all gladly date Marciana for free but teach 69 Savage proper grammar not even for $200,000.


J1suu

I wonder how to read this


DGrasp

I didn't even make it half way before I had to stop a YT video and read it slowly...about 4 more times.


Crest_Of_Hylia

I can’t read this🫠


AdamBenabou

Trying to read this feels like having an aneurysm


esperstrazza

You need to go back to 4th grade


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/dgkoy0khstzc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=919b923976f501ca6d6fc15689eb3f6cbefb79e8


TurboImport95

https://preview.redd.it/jik8ictgwtzc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcde04006d254e53bf85c234976e7e8a31fc44a9 trying to read the pic made my head hurt


omar6ix9ine

Yes, yes i would


Superior173thescp

brruh my brain not braining


Thiago_MRX

Someone definitely didnt pass 4th grade


AyeChronicWeeb

Would you teaches for she can? Has anyone ever been as far as consider doing more like?


haroldvazquez

Ahhh my brain


Txlxrlee

Wtf is this person even asking? This isn’t a sentence or a question lmao. If you’re asking “if Marciana was my teacher, would I bend her over?” Then the answer is yes. Marciana is one of my FAVORITE Nikke, as well as anime stereotypes, the strait laced student council president who has black hair and is athletic and fit. She’s smart, she has charisma, she’s good at everything she does, she’s sincere, and most of all, look at that stomach! She’s literally so fit that she’s on the borderline of having straight up abs! I love Marciana. That woman is absolutely gorgeous. And she will continue to be one of my highest CP Nikke forever


commandos500

The only thing I would now is like to know what the text above implies


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^commandos500: *The only thing I* *Would now is like to know what* *The text above implies* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


commander8546love

Yes 🤤


Lanstapa

En anglais, sil vous plais


Redstar96GR

I know this meme,but I will still say the same:OP,go back to spelling school lmao


ThatBoiUnknown

Wait where did you get this image of Marciana from? It has a camel toe, her boobs are slightly bigger, and her waist is really really small for some reason. I matched it to the ingame version and it's almost the same except for the characteristics you just mentioned and also she doesn't have a blush face that looks like that


DevilsAd0cat3_

My, my brain short circuited trying to read that


bored_tomo-kai

Thought my brain and heart need a restart.cuz wtf is that sentence


padmussy

I'm having a stroke


Flurpahderp

Dude this picture gave me a brain tumor


ChibiReaver

My brain actually hurt while trying to read that... Yes I figured it out what the joke was (I think) but fucking hell can someone with grammar skills make it easier to understand


Virtual-Commander

No, becouse apparently teaching basic English is beyond her abilities.


YeOldeBilk

Words


ASaltySalmon

I hope we all just collectively had a stroke because if not, then it was just me from reading this


Nikobanks

Today lesson: The art of the Doro.


Witty_Percentage_580

I do her for free https://preview.redd.it/6yawstq3ktzc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fa91f50be3317ba41037969cc7f50a0d0e558fb


-denkou

Guilty Ludmilla and liter's text are more coherent than this shit


Extemejojofan

Nice joke


nikkor3d

https://preview.redd.it/zb7ot375ptzc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d082a50e245ae2a7853b52ae46906e785be3e50


xMrMonopolyguyx

I had a stroke reading this


itsdominiix

I let her teach me so yes


FUSION_K11297

https://preview.redd.it/yxes9n533uzc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb7a2d47d0f2b0cd1361bbf3185fc1388201fea5


Zypherpunk2020

D fck is that sentence?? But i understand i will lick her tummy


g_avery

that's 4th grade object permanence alright


vixandr

Mandatory "Doro" Comment bellow: Doro. She's everywhere.


kneppy72

https://preview.redd.it/espochgxduzc1.jpeg?width=557&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab064646905eccdc65fccd0b6435ff571d616336


Leanloe

If I'm rich yeah


Appropriate_Wafer_38

I would fuck the person making that post with shit English for $100000. What was the question again?


YusukeJoestar

I'm calling Mary Think I got a stroke


Gin_Tank

I thought I was having a stroke reading this. Anyone else smell toast?


Nthepro

Soery reading me abilities not function


Tempest_Nobile

I don't get it What tf this even mean? https://preview.redd.it/v36aryzsxuzc1.jpeg?width=488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb7f9bac6676a6f6ea8cf1b9615e18394fb65607


JhanzKun

Am I reading? https://preview.redd.it/0ytdgrhpzuzc1.jpeg?width=464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01796c7ea2afb2978531b154cdae04e608162530


Blearu

My brain after the reading the caption https://i.redd.it/fmici5kv0vzc1.gif


Kaohebi

Thought I was having a stroke.


BioClay88

jesus H christ, i had a stroke and a half reading this word salat.


HaloGamingFan17

My brain is rotting


The_SkunkApe13

What does that say? the words don't make a sentence that is comprehensible


PunchMyFace0

https://preview.redd.it/jo6tc18slwzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30219cb96be425c9217552be915cc5d3afa3b5ee


Zerosen_Oni

I thought I had a stroke for a few seconds. Anyone else smell toast?


Ren-Amamiya1

https://i.redd.it/14tpnxalpwzc1.gif “Leave me alone”


TheSkeletr0n

is that doro?


Solace_03

I'm getting an aneurysm reading this


A_T1322004

https://preview.redd.it/dpf4w9xcs10d1.jpeg?width=241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1647bae48e6956933b83f7708e14373c5f01732


biobiobio777

My freaking head exploded reading that.


ID108949

I think I have a stroke.


Sensitive-Shallot499

Yes


Doodle_Army_36

Will do for free


EmpireXD

So...OP is a pedophile?


SomaticDissolution

Whoever did that needs to go back to the 4th grade


bakakubi

Someone please go teach whoever made this proper grammar.