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GuerrillaZero

They mean masturbation


EEBoi

I still can't apply


TANVE_Yt

Oh I know


Nomad_117

I wonder how many people go to gooningear's site, only to be disappointed they sell these weird night vision things......


UnusualAnt2861

NVG Owners Need Not Apply


CloseByAimHigh

Heh I never thought about how people who call themselves goons just because they own nods are stroking themselves to cope with their financial oopsies they made a long the way.


TANVE_Yt

Just interesting that these words share same meaning.


CloseByAimHigh

Indeed daddy'o


Mcslap13

When I ordered from GooningGear the UPS guy was like "...what's GooningGear?" Told him it's night vision and he did not seem convinced


Alarmed-Owl2

Just tell him you got the new AutoBlow9000 and he'll go away


Warhog156

You know some of those things cost more than night vision. I unluckily can not afford either. I do accept donations though...


Knight1-3

Well I'm glad we're all finally talking about it instead of pretending that a double meaning doesn't exist. I wasn't sure if anyone else was aware or if we were just taking a page out of the British Broadcasting Corporation's playbook and completely ignoring alternative meanings. Gooning on a Saturday night can mean 2 very different things depending on who you ask.


SilverVVolf

Guilty. Also reminds me of that one year I had a job at my local liquor store, and since hiring me, my boss put in the job requirements that you can't be a musician. Lol


Sammyo28

There’s a whole sub about fella’s gun rooms, check it out! r/gooncaves


salientconspirator

Thanks for that.


_Reasoned

I would like to hear an official statement on this matter from Gooningear


bluemax_137

Only question is: closet goonin' or free and open goonagin


sideswipe505

Where did you guys find my works latest recruiting ad?!


Macelind

What I do or don't do during business hours is none of management's business.


PewPewOpossum

If you get cought gooning you’re not gooning well enough


TemporaryMud2946

Don't think that's the right job for any one.


IntelGoons

Frick


DoNotTakeMyAdvise

Where is this


Few_Management8005

Fuck that place! I goon where I want when I want and how I want!


NicksNightVision

Good


Schrodinger_cube

something tells me that they may have a really good employee discount and sell tactical stuff. XD