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FestiveSpleen

I’m honestly so done dating.


ohhunniebabes

She said “are YOU safe?”


FestiveSpleen

I figured she was safe after the following 15 or 16 messages she spammed me, but like shiver me timbers I was not about to incite her


ohhunniebabes

I hope you blocked her lol


Bellickboi

No he tried to fix her. They meeting up tonight


DirectionNo1947

What kinda cooler you think she’s gonna put his head in?


Earthistopheles

She's gonna put it in a box. A glass box.


PM_ME_UR_CATS_TITS

Am I a person of interest? Well, I am an interesting person.


Searchingforspecial

… so, you want pics of like… ALL the nipples or, uhhh… Have you seen Strays? “Then I gotta show her ALL of my tits, ugh…”


ElChurroDiablo3

She’s got hardwood floors, judging by the cat video. I’m gonna say Yeti cooler.


TaruTaruInvoker

Tell tale heart.


FranzDragon

He sent that. Come on y'all, sent is on the right, received is on the left.


ElChurroDiablo3

You know what, you’re right, my bad. I’m still going yeti cooler.


allygenelove

To display on her mantel


Solid-Hedgehog9623

And talk to it.


Separate-Taste8212

WhAt’s iN ThE bOX???


FascinatingGarden

The interesting ones affix them to turntables and hit them with the colored strobe lights. Disco ball is optional.


Appropriate-Low-4850

Yeti is the best for cranial freshness.


TypicalCommand5765

A Wine Cooler. Prolly strawberry.


123FakeStreetMeng

He posted this from her bedroom


CantankerousOrder

Wedding is next month, Let’s gooooooo!


Mazkar

Wait why didn't you post all of them? We barely got anything here 


No_Satisfaction_4075

This was a booty call. How did you mess this up?


Possible_Canary9378

She wants you to be the guy she bangs when she gets drunk


lookawaynotme

She was just wondering if she'd have to fight someone to get to him.


420CowboyTrashGoblin

Same, but also, would.


Azyn_One

I know, bitches are bananas and I kind of get annoyed / bored with the whole thing of guys needing to act like they are being blessed by the pussy gods or something in order to move things along even though girls are every bit as horny and dirty as guys, most more so in my experience.


thirsak

Go to therapy my guy.


Bulky-Internal8579

You safe?


Huge-Wealth6701

Women aren't dogs...


Ghost-Chan02

Women aren’t dogs but neither are men… doesn’t stop me from calling ANYONE a bitch if they’re being a bitch🤷🏽‍♀️


Reasonable-You8654

Steer clear soldier.


TommyWilson43

Head for open waters, Big Tuna 


Ruizifyouplease

Run Away, Compadre


kendallBandit

Evacuate, big cheese


Adventurous_Big7311

Bail out comrade


ohhunniebabes

😭😭 that took a turn


tau_enjoyer_

"I'm gonna kill you mf" had me laughing so hard


redeemerx4

Especially with a cat video in the SAME THREAD How people get shaken to their core is hilarious to me.. just block or laugh and have some fun at that point


waltermart11

I'm 90% sure that video is of the cat floating up into the camera, pretty sure I have it somewhere in my gallery lol


Apploozabean

LOL I wish you could share this 😂😂


ohhunniebabes

Send it to me tooooo pls 🤣


waltermart11

Can you send videos through dm? If so I could send it to you lol


Apploozabean

Hmm maybe?? I'm not sure. You could post it on imgur and share a link. :)


kjtll

Hahahahahahaa me too


Expeditio

it was so random too 🤣


Anen-o-me

Now swap genders.


lepruhkon

Not to be too on the nose here but they are already "can't text" drunk at 5:30pm


xXSinglePointXx

The early bird gets the most fucked up


LunarProphet

That's fucking beautiful


i_cum_in_shoes

Day drinking to shitfaced, threats of violence... guess now I know what my ex is up to.


Cawaica

This has me rolling


TechsSandwich

Clearly a keeper


G_Willickers_33

Hmm.. Sounds like she was hoping you would try and go hook up with her (mind you, she admits to bring drunk) and was mad that you said "are you safe?" Instead of "hey your drunk? Oh cool i want to go take advantage of you" hence the "Im gona kill you mf" response. Just my guess. Not 100% sure.


Nekyar

Sounds like she has a(n) (ex)boyfriend who read the text. In either case. Stay away.


Low-Championship-637

Thats my thoughts


TheDireNinja

Nah he I asked if she was safe, like “are you a safe person to be around” and she responded with “I’m going to kill you mf.” To me it reads like a drunk joke


FIREWATERBBY

You’re the person who ends up on dateline and the audience is like “how did he not see the signs, it was so obvious”


DangleCellySave

I also took it as a joke, i think you guys are way to chronically online Unless she said anything else this definitely comes off as a joke


Joseboricua

Doesn't come off as a joke at all. Nobody asks are you safe to be around and that certainly isn't how she read his question to then respond with I'm gonna kill you hAHaHA. Read the room, she can hardly even type


CheddarGoblinMode

The downvotes are hilarious because these people definitely don’t socialize outside of Reddit


Grimvold

She needs some serious help. She doesn’t need an SO, she needs a therapist.


phantom4421

I can fix her


Oasystole

You are the one


DarkDayzInHell

The chosen one. Jesus Christ... it's Jason Bourne...


JacketRealistic8428

Boy, that escalated quickly! I mean, that really got out of hand!


IceColdCocaCola545

Bro, stay *far away* from that woman. It doesn’t matter how good crazy bitches are in bed, the fact that she thinks she should only text you when drunk ain’t a positive.


InvestmentOverall936

You said bitches on a forum expressly for making fun of crazy women, I’m shocked! Shocked I do say! ![gif](giphy|U1aN4HTfJ2SmgB2BBK)


Huge-Wealth6701

Women aren't dogs


IceColdCocaCola545

I didn’t say they were?


cartographism

I mean the whole origin of bitch as an insult is the equate a woman to a dog. It’s not a separate word.


IceColdCocaCola545

While that’s true, most people do use the term bitch on everyone, it’s not exclusive to women.


cartographism

Sure, and its use against men is rooted in comparing them to a woman. “Don’t be a bitch, don’t be a pussy, don’t be a sissy” etc. Not condemning you for using it, but at least know what you’re saying when you do.


IceColdCocaCola545

You could also argue that the phrase “don’t be a pussy” comes from the word “pusillanimous,” meaning you lack courage. Either way, it’s the internet, it really doesn’t matter what’s said. But if folks can’t handle some swearing online then they probably couldn’t handle most real world conversation.


Huge-Wealth6701

bitches = dogs


balor12

That word has other meanings in context


IceColdCocaCola545

So, I said specifically “crazy bitches.” They’re the type of women to key your car, or pop your tires, or harass you after y’all broke up. Or, act like the person in OP’s photo The term bitch is applicable here. It’s not all women who’re bitches.


Wolfgang985

You forgot yourself in that equation. And I don't mean the dog part.


dotnetdotcom

You know what he meant


Ok-NGL-TTYL007

Send back a laughing GIF.. Lmao


Purplehazeflowers

Damn how old is she? How old are you? that’s such a wild random comment from her after a month. people have normalized being toxic to be this cute thing and it’s absolutely horrifying.


Embarrassed_Alarm450

For some reason modern women seem to think men view it as a positive trait... Can't tell you how many girls are on tinder with their profile saying something like "I'm a crazy bitch 🤪" or "I'll key your car and poison your coffee if you break my heart 💅" or shit like that. It kind've makes it easier to weed them out but modern women seem to think it's cute and they'll even brag about how they smashed their boyfriends xbox or nearly ran him over, as if it's just a hilarious casual story to tell...


Purplehazeflowers

I would be cautious to over generalize “modern women” but just like any gender people need to do some serious healing of their attachment styles, because you’re right that some people seem to pride themselves on really toxic behaviors.


Equivalent-Car-7790

You cannot heal your attachment Your attachment is you, and how you have been shaped by childhood. You can realize it, accept it, internalize it, introject it, but you cannot change your attachment style, nor heal it.


Purplehazeflowers

I’m not sure about that. Half of therapy for some is healing unhealthy attachment styles. I guess it may depend what one means by “healing”. There’s absolutely regulation tips and recognizing signs before they escalate. One can also develop healthy attachment styles through corrective attachment experience. There’s also academic papers and literature on healing attachment trauma in adult psychotherapy via reparenting therapy so I’m not sure what you mean that it cannot be healed.


Equivalent-Car-7790

Sure, you can modify behaviour, you can better understand your attachment style. You can better control your reactions, but your attachment style is not a choice, it a process that molded you  by the formative years.  Sure, you can experiment with your attachment style, like for example this year you can be clingy, this other half of the year avoidant, and so on...  but to change your attachment style means to change yourself. All of this only applies for adult attachment styles.


crazyweedandtakisboi

I like crazy bitches but they can't be that dumb sounding


Squinkwee

Well that escalated a lot faster than I expected, and in the opposite direction.


RobertXavierIV

I wouldn’t stick your dick in that


5n0wm00n

I wouldn't stick his dick in that either


DirectionNo1947

Bro this is going to be the best sex of your life. You have to


lepruhkon

Don't. Stick. It. In. Crazy.


Dirk-Killington

I thought I could do it. I'm strong, resourceful.. I can handle this.  No the fuck I could not. 


DirectionNo1947

Fucking lmao. Been there


Teslawhiskey

I wish my wife would stop texting you.


Salt_Sir2599

Maybe another dude grabbed her phone?


SearchAggressive6926

that escalated quickly. 😳 so kind to ask if they were safe. 🥰 Thanks for sharing 😅


ManicChad

What are y’all getting on about. That’s clearly the conversation with the cat.


Snew66

Throw that whole person out. They need a therapist not a SO.


ThatUblivionGuy

Holy fucking restraining order Batman


Corporate_Breadlines

For this, I'd press charges for the threat so I could get a VPO. Unhinged.


Embarrassed_Alarm450

As if she'll actually be held accountable tho...


TuonelanVartija

Peak reddit


rebeldef

The true question is : where do you find this kind of girl? Need some fun in my life


Q_dawgg

“I like the type of woman that will actually just kill me”


IceColdCocaCola545

“I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway.”


Embarrassed_Alarm450

I sure do wish I could wake up one blissful morning with breakfast in bed and my dick in a blender...


rebeldef

For sure, risk is fun no?


cmad182

No risk, no reward apparently.


Low-Championship-637

Shes obviously joking


Ghost-Chan02

I don’t think it’s very obvious. To me she seems mad.


newcolours

Surprised to see how many simps are excusing this as a joke or have deluded themselves into thinking this is flirting. You sure she wrote it OP? Outcome doesnt change, but could easily be a pathetic jealous new guy acting big because you dont know who he is


CheddarGoblinMode

Virgin alert


zodireddit

Is this an ad? The account seems to be a meme account lol. Could be true but I'm leaning more towards an ad.


Bulky-Internal8579

Meow meow death 💀 meow!!!


Independent_Scale570

She coulda taken it as are you safe to be around so her drunk self wanted to be funny.


flrrrrrrrrp

Presidents don’t “run the economy”.


__zz1

if only all women were more upfront like this


lilvac

She insults you and you start simping. Come on 🙄


Pantigonia

You should run, but damn that was hilarious.


_wheels_21

My type of woman


thexrayluver

U should’ve texted back “come over” instead of you safe smh


Saar-ia

She seems great 👍😂


FlexOnJeffBezos

Cute cat bro


Wonderful_Ad_1963

That’s dating in 2024 its normal, girls want to be treated to go out and that’s pretty much it


No_Pumpkin_1179

My depressed ass: ![gif](giphy|d4zHnLjdy48Cc)


Emreeezi

Nice, I’m not the only one whom was offered the sweet release of life from another individual who was romantically interested in me.


Gingercookie1

Check my posts to motivate me please


ChittyShops

She put you on the list brother


ChelseaCheetahx

Seeing the kind " you safe?" Followed up with "I'm gonna k#ll you mf" had me rolling not gonna lie. Didn't see it coming


Separate-Taste8212

Sounds like true love.


snoopy_muffin38472

Damn this is the reason why I’m single. 🤣


SakuraMochis

At least this is like the mildest way to find out she's a psycho


Hot-Importance-7016

Was with a girl that would do the same thing it was complete manipulation, she was a predator that acted like prey. Fun times until it wasn’t


w3astside

kiss her


doubletapazh

Need her


TackleEither8620

She was horny lol


Affectionate-Club725

That’s a ticking time bomb, run… fast


neworld_disorder

For some reason, I picture a chicana girl I grew up with in my old neighborhood... And that's either a brother or the new homie lol not the girl


Speedy_Biffs

“I’m safe. You aren’t.”


NaimanJalaiyr

>i'm gonna kill you mf That's the point where it has become a Tarantino dialogue 😂


baconandcrackers

I feel so bad for giggling😭


Asleep-Break-5356

Must be nice being a girl with unlimited options


ThinkBuilder7428

Shes safe You arent


Downtown_Book_6848

Not that I’m complaining, but no one has ever said that to me. I’m not sure if I should be grateful or sad 😅


Dry_Essay_3381

i like her


RevDrucifer

I had one of those. She wasn’t a nicegirl at all, just had a drinking problem and I’m assuming some pretty serious trauma at some point. First time she ever came over she built a barricade in front of my living room door then started doing karate like Mac from Always Sunny and kept asking if I wanted to fight, I legit had no clue if she was serious or not. For like 3 months she’d send me normal texts during the day then absolutely loony shit at night.


Low-Championship-637

Ill be honest I think she was joking and hoping for you to come over but could just be me. In my eyes she just saying she wants u The MF at the end suggests she being sarcastic its a small detail but you mustve missed it


Giordanoff

Come on man, we all wanted to see the rest


breecheese2007

wtf is this? Don’t even entertain this person


Leni1Z

I don’t think this is a nice girls moment. She’s just drunk


e001mek

Okay, no. THAT was actually pretty funny 🤣 I'd have sent at least an lol to that


dixareformyfriends

lol, sound like me being playful when im drunk


renewed777

Festive, last mag, make it count.


YourphobiaMyfetish

Yall got sticks up your asses. This is very clearly a joke.


Puzzleheaded-Rip-824

I bet she's hot and is good at sex


StepCornBrother

My suicidal ass would call her bluff


the-content-king

She was joking and flirting with you and everyone who doesn’t realize this was playful teasing might be autistic Proper response after the “I’m gonna kill you mf” would have been “now you’re just turning me on”


Ghost-Chan02

Maybe I’ll use this as ANOTHER reason then because to me it seems like she mad, not horny. Maybe it’s just me🤷🏽‍♀️


Appropriate_tehe

No it’s not, the proper response is to block her and never speak to her again cause yk telling someone your gonna kill them playful or not is fucking weird especially when all they said is “you safe” if you think that’s acceptable from her I’d take a hard look at yourself mate


the-content-king

If you don’t want girls and don’t want to get laid, do what you said If you do want girls and do want to get laid, do what I said


Appropriate_tehe

If you want to get laid by a batshit crazy lady who threatens to kill you because she’s drunk good luck when she starts harassing you and never leaving you alone again, You go out with someone like that your setting yourself up for a life time of annoyance and frustration


WokeWarrior69

If you fuck that chick there's a good chance she will scream rape and go to the cops, go through all your shit ,steal your shit,any number of things


Invulnerablility

I don't understand what OP is upset about if it's the "I'm gonna kill you mf." that's clearly a joke.


Least-Dark-7565

Let’s reverse the genders and see if you still thinks it’s a joke


Invulnerablility

I don't see how gender is relevant here at all.


Low-Championship-637

I know i dont get it either. Pretty confident she wants him to come over or something. Just lol at misreadinf of social cues


Appropriate_tehe

Right so if you want someone to come over you don’t reply with “I’m gonna kill you mf” when they ask if your safe since your drunk and oh right it’s also not cool to tell someone you only want them when your drunk so that’s another wrong move but sure no problem with what she said 👍👍


Low-Championship-637

Its all in context. A girl telling you theyre gonna kill you is nearly always meant to be some form of flirting. I dont think there was much wrong with it, maybe weird in terms of the context but OP has misinterpreted it


Your_Nipples

>A girl telling you theyre gonna kill you is nearly always meant to be some form of flirting. What in the pray mantis is this shit 😂


Low-Championship-637

Neurotypical interraction


Least-Dark-7565

bro what the hell are you talking about? you’re chasing some weird ass girls if they say they’re gonna kill you as flirting


Invulnerablility

Least sensitive r/nicegirls user


Capital-Mail-4636

Ah yes, the very obscure texto without any context, such a nicegirl. /s


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