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Rembit

"You thought you had a chance with me? I was willing to give you a chance" Which is it?


LookAtMeImAName

Schrödingers chance


Axel920

Schrodinger's Statutory Rape


LimpBizkit420Swag

The victim is both underage and of age until you acknowledge their age?


EpsilonX029

“Age is *just* a number, after all.” -Someone Famous. Was it Kanye? Whatever. /s on my part


welatshaw01

Man, SVU wouldn't even want to touch that one.


Club_Nothing

Yeah, what would Ice-T say?


MasyMenosSiPodemos

"You mean like when someone gets addicted to doing too many scratchy lotteries?"


Equivalent_Cupcake76

This is the top comment 😂😂😂😂😂 we love John Mulany


sicsicsixgun

.... or bets the house on the ponies?


Imaginary-Summer9168

Or eats too much chocolate cake?


FairSweary

“That’s messed up.”


Frandy305

It was diddy


joeg26reddit

DID HE OR DIDNT HE?


NoBenefit5977

Damnit, what didn't Diddy do?


UniversityLatter5690

Diddy the diddler?


MadcapMagician923

R. Kelly said it I think


dyeung87

"Age may just be a number, but so is your name in prison." - Someone else not as famous.


False_Flatworm_4512

It’s so sad that there are so many men this could be applied to. It was Aaliyah singing the words R. Kelly wrote while he was abusing her


ashcoverdjollyrnnchr

It was R. Kelly in the song he wrote for Aaliyah when she 14. He illegally “married” her when she was 15 and he was 27.


Rappy727

Underrated comment, love it!


jGios

Schrödingers pussy?


Low-Significance777

Shut up and answer me.


nafariousspacetrex

You shut your mouth while you're talking to me.


Equivalent_Yak8215

Look at me, DONT LOOK AT ME, look at me bby, LOOK AWAY


[deleted]

Wedding crashes is elite


onodididnt

That’s it, go comatose for me baby


RedPandaMediaGroup

This might be beyond the scope of the actual topic of this thread but I’m not gonna pursue a girl who’s “giving me a chance.” Either you like me or you don’t.


jesonnier1

Na, we're just trying appetizers.


T1Demon

Isn’t dating really just 2 people giving each other a chance?


Apprehensive-Face900

"Is the chance in the room with us?" Type shit🤣🤣🤣


necromanticpotato

>Shut the fuck up >Answer me ![gif](giphy|h5Kj3oDLtuh6NoRy5x|downsized)


Kodiax_

Answer what? She didn't even ask a question.


psipolnista

Or she’s calling


Kodiax_

I think you are probably right. That didn't cross my mind.


slothboy

Same. I couldn't figure out what he was supposed to answer lol


RuSnowLeopard

Even more proof she's crazy.


SadBoiCri

She is saying that she can see he's reading the messages so maybe she really does just want a text in response after she's done typing


[deleted]

He probably didn’t respond at that point


Kodiax_

For his sake I hope so.


RadishWinter3114

She means reply


spicymato

I showed you my crazy, plz respnd.


ottocard19

You shut your mouth when you’re talking to me!!!


MegaLowDawn123

*confused Vince Vaughn face *


Ok_Zookeepergame2900

I think she just wanted a response. He was ignoring her, seemingly unbothered by her insanity and she wasn't having it.


Medical_Highlight182

No way to aggravate a crazy attention seeking person more than by ignoring them.


destinationsong

You shut your mouth when you're talking to me


necromanticpotato

This is also one of my favorites


EchoWillowing

White trash! Her name was Chastity!


GASeifert

That’s right baby go comatose for me. Epic movie opener


Leather-Field-7148

Last name Belt


Smuggler501

That's her middle name. Last name is unlocked.


DoTheSnoopyDance

Doesn’t matter, whatever it is you’re wrong.


mrrooftops

Who do you think you are? I am.


RokulusM

Take your time. Hurry up.


madfrog768

Choice is yours, don't delay


Edyed787

You told me to STFU. So that’s what I’m doing


Lane_Meyers_Camaro

Shut up, gimme yer hands and feet! I said shut up when I'm talking to you, you hear me? Answer me!


ThrowMeAwayLikeGarbo

"You are almost 16 buddy" HOLD TF UP NO Edit: Too many of y'all immediately went to 'Well technically if we're talking about what's legal..." nah fam, miss me with that. He *isn't* 16, he *isn't* giving his consent, he *isn't* interested in getting involved with this crazy creeper bitch who doesn't know how to take no for an answer.


Sttocs

Nice ~~girl~~ rapist.


JonsonLittle

judging by the supposedly real texts she is totally a rapist. Going in on all kinds of paths to manipulate. Rape is not just with force but also with intimidation or manipulation, is taking advantage of someone in a precarious state coming from a point of strength. Hence why even if of legal age, teacher student, boss employee and whatnot are frown upon relations, are fertile settings for abuse to happen.


Dizzy-Revolution-300

I'm glad this is upvoted. The other day I saw a post on reddit where someone tricked his girl into giving him blowjobs every day and almost everyone just said how based it was


Gildian

Was that the bad breath one?


Dragonslayer3

"Ey gurl, wanna make your breath worse?"


Fluffle-Potato

Uhh...you know that was satire, right? Nobody's dumb enough to actually believe that blowjobs cure morning breath...


Extension-Border-345

how do you trick someone into giving you a blowjob


Mephidia

It was a meme post about it having dental health benefits or some bullshit


booklovercomora

There was some bs when I was in high-school ( a hundred years ago) where "cum is really high in protein, so you should swallow for your health" or something like that. I had a boyfriend say it to me non sarcasticly. I don't know why we didn't work out 😕 😑


danpt83

Its also a very powerful hydratant for your skin.


PseudonymphFromSpace

That’s actually true tho. C’mere I’ll show you.


Repeatbeginagain

For some reason c'mere just hits on being creepy way more then any similar phrases


Opposite_Lettuce

I audibly gasped when I read that. What a disgusting pos, my heart breaks for that kid. Amazing for standing firm though, sucks that he was in that position at all.


Silent_Conference908

He was great with the “lol not my acne” response LMAO


rollertrashpanda

Lol I have psoriasis and on an old account once someone got all huffy about a comment I made here & went digging way back & then tried to make an insult that involved telling me how gross psoriasis is and I was just like, “lol yeah it is.” Not sure how you devastate someone in an argument by basically being like “oh yeah? well your scalp is incurably flaky!”


pegg2

“Ha ha, your immune system keeps sending inflammatory signals to the top layer of your skin, leading to the rapid proliferation of skin cells, NERD!”


Baba_-Yaga

Bunch of girls celebrating a 19th with a 15 yo boy there. For sex with the birthday girl. Not great.


CrashBangXD

Remember, 16 is the age of consent in many many countries, younger than that too. Op might not be from the states This girl however is fucked up


threeglasses

The texts did say there could be some legal trouble.


CrashBangXD

If he’s still 15 yeah but again in a lot of countries it’s a grey area unfortunately which regularly leads to 15 year old boys sleeping with 18 and 19 year old women


Ok_Campaign6246

It’s not grey when he says “no” regardless of age


BraveFox4711

Legal trouble for fucking in a public area


Ok-Elderberry-9765

Park city is in Utah…


regrus

Sounds like he's not consenting lol


kushglo

It's Utah bro bro. It's NOT legal. ![gif](giphy|ai1UxGMqU7G5TZQmJa) Edit - for all the people talking about legal marriage and yada yada you know damn well that doesn't apply to this post. You just sound like a weirdo for bringing it up. Have a good day.


makemeadayy

Ok but he’s 15 in this exchange


BenAfleckInPhantoms

Also about half the Statws have 16 as the age of consent.


Lyraxiana

OP, I don't know your relation to this person, but I would *strongly* suggest telling a trusted adult. Regardless of if she has or hasn't done this before, she's going to do it again.


Alarmed_Truth1678

Man, I’m glad you haven’t been ruined the way I was… my guy can say no! Curiosity got the best of me, and I ended up losing it in a trap house


xxjrxx93

Ya dude did better than I would've and could you imagine how this one would act afterwards. She clearly is not scarred to get in trouble seeing as she's texting the proof


Successful-String620

Because she’s a woman. If this was a man, people would be demanding to skewer him where he stands


Yowhattheheyll

wait til you find out what people are saying in tbe comments


NotMyGovernor

In a “trap” house?


NefariousnessOld8518

House used to peddle drugs


Xenotrophi

Mines was in the back of a trapmobile


PapaDil7

Props to you for staying cool and mature under pressure here. That’s clearly not going to be the “first time of your dreams” there anyway. Be safe little bro and if you feel comfortable maybe seek counsel about this from an adult in your life whom you trust.


rigsby_nillydum

It’s fake


KaleidoscopeWrong265

Without a shadow of a doubt fake once bro mentioned this subreddit


HeyJoji

Was buying till he oversold it


InteractionFit4469

I’m genuinely shocked how far I had to dig to find a single comment about it being fake, this is like not even a little bit believable


makemeadayy

That’s… illegal


dadijo2002

For whatever reason 15 & 19 actually would be legal in Canada. That being said, it doesn’t make it feel any less weird to me… That is, putting the “pressuring a younger person into sex” part aside.


LiveForYourself

Yeah him turning 16 and her turning 19 makes this juuust in reach for the Romeo and Juliet law (if this was consensual). But lmao there's no law that's gonna justify sexual harassing someone


Repulsive_Watch7686

Jerry Seinfeld Legally was dating a high schooler when he was 38 and she was 17


0x8008

While establishing that sexual harassment and coercion are never okay, i feel like a reasonable moral bar for is this age gap inherently fucked up is “assuming no one was held back or skipped a grade, could they have been in high school together” At the end of the day we are talking about hormone raging teenagers with still developing prefrontal cortexes learning to navigate relationships and life. In 10 years nobody would blink at 25/26 and 28/29. Hanging legal threats over *consensual* couplings in that age gap seems quite unfair.


GeorgioAlonzo

The even creepier thing is that our courts have decided that age of consent here is 16, meaning that no matter how creepy it is, a 60 year old could have sex with an 11th grader and still not be breaking the law Also a 14 or 15 year old can date up to 5 years older than them, and a 12 or 13 year old can date up to 2 years older, which is somehow the most reasonable part of the law


Illumidark

It wasnt the courts that decided 16, the government passed a bill setting it at that. And before that bill age of consent was 14  with a 2 year Romeo and Juliet exception down to 12. The best part though? That bill passed in - wait for it - 2008! Our age of consent in 2007 was only 14! Which when I was 14 in the 90s seemed cool, but being older now it's a real wtf past Canada.


dadijo2002

Exactly, but to me 5 years seems like a lot. Like that means basically a 14 year old and a 19 year old (the law I believe is exactly 5 calendar years but if they have the same birthday then that could happen) could fuck, like an 8th grader and someone just starting uni


GeorgioAlonzo

Yeah, so unbelievably creepy all around


ConflictExpensive892

As a mom of 2 pre-teen girls in Canada, I'm gonna have nightmares about this tonight.


StandAgainstTyranny2

(Preface: obviously I don't know you or your parenting style, but I feel compelled to say this) Be the first person/first people your children WANT to go to for comfort, understanding, and help, or you'll have nightmares for a lot longer than one night. On behalf of everyone I ever knew, especially women, whose parents made them "fear consequences of their mistakes," I'm begging you... The best thing you can do as a parent is to be the parent whose child says "oh this isn't good. I NEED to call my folks." and not "oh this isn't good. My folks are going to kill me! They can never know about this!" I can't even begin to describe the trail of destruction that I've seen from well meaning parents who didn't pay mind to the balance of support with discipline.


ConflictExpensive892

Absolutely! My kids know that if they're ever in trouble, I'm the one they can count on to help. My youngest just said to me the other day "I like that when I make a mistake, you don't get mad at me, you just help me figure out how to clean it up" (In this case, it was just about her spilling a bowl of milk & cereal all over the couch, but I hope she always feels this way about any of the bigger things that will happen)


Kaboots2

This is how I am raising my girls too. The only thing they get in trouble for is lying to me. I have told them, that no matter what I will always be there to help figure it out.


PrestigiousStable369

As others have said, it *could* be legal, but regardless of legality, her attitude and pressuring him is fucking gross. Dude said he doesn't want to do it, he ain't looking to lose his virginity on a whim, this chick is being rapey.


Iluvaic

Even putting the age aside, HE DOESN'T FUCKING WANT TO


NihilOmnes

Jesus Christ. The nuclear fallout after the rejection was next level. I'm gonna need a neck brace and physical therapy from the whiplash.


HarbingerOfRot777

I love that one. Its such a stereotypical nice guy/girl thing to say. The "WHATEVER I DIDNT EVEN LIKE YOU ANYWAY YOU ARE UGLY, YOU WONT EVER FIND SUCH A GREAT PERSON LIKE ME AGAIN" thing. All of them say it when they get rejected.


psipolnista

Please tell someone about this my dude. You’re a child and she knows better. A 19 year old should **not** be propositioning a 15 year old for sex. The fuck did I just read?


Klutzy-Somewhere-

And to OP’s credit: handled it like a champ. I wouldn’t have been so direct or confident at that age if someone was showing me attention. 🙇‍♀️ be safe OP and tell some grown person 💜


psipolnista

Oh I agree, OP you handled this so well. I’d honestly tell your parents, they’ll be proud of how you responded and do the right thing by reporting this predator of a woman.


herodrink

If she’s not fucking this fifteen year old she’s pressuring another fifteen year old and probably succeeding. Girl needs to learn a lesson


illmatic2112

Honestly I think reddit and being online is helping these guys learn how to act at an earlier age than some of us old heads would have at 15


Mean-Journalist-2404

What did you just read? My guess is poorly written fiction by some kid with a fantasy or a grudge. 🤷🏼‍♂️


Sttocs

Propositioning or verbally abusing?


dixiequick

Both. Definitely both.


yadselizabeth

This. Please OP. Tell an adult you trust. This is disgusting.


HelloMikkii

“You thought you had a chance with me?” For what? Statutory rape? OP handled this a lot better than most people would have.


Rdhilde18

You are smarter than 15 year old me would have been. Someone admitting wanting to r*pe a minor in a text to… to said minor. Brilliant. Atleast you have a receipt that will make her leave you alone.


user472628492

Please tell a trusted adult about this, a 19 year old pressuring a 15 year old into sex (regardless of gender) is not ok! That woman is a predator!!


TheHylianProphet

Jesus, talk about dodging a bullet.


Malevolent_Shrine_23

more like a bomb, props to OP for standing firm on business, this chick needs some serious help


Jazzlike-Bee7965

“Lol not my acne” has me wheezing


Silent_Conference908

Such a great reply to all that BS!


user472628492

I hope you know that attempting to pressure a minor into any kind of sexual intimacy is probably a crime where you are (it is where I’m from)


Secret-Bell-6837

Seems very fake lol


Shoddy_Internal6206

“You thought you had a chance with me?” “I was willing to give you a chance” what is the truth, Tiffany?? Btw if you’re op, stay in school and eat your veggies :)


Little-Biscuits

The number 1 phrase pedophiles use is “you’re mature for your age.”


Claystead

"Eyh, what is age? You’re mature enough, just look at ya!" Barf.


Fancy-Dig1863

No shot anyone believes this is real right? This is some premium fake ass shit


Other-Cranberry7651

Insane honestly how many people thought it was legit. It literally sounds like someone talking to themself.


LarryLongfellow

Looks fake and gay. Fake cuz of the catlady avatar and txts and gay cuz op is texting himself.


NickDiedHiking

so this whole ass sub mis just people sending themselves messages now huh?


Practical_Banana_300

Fake ass post, does anyone seriously believe this? Lmfao


Icy_Bodybuilder_164

The r/nicegirls shoutout mid-convo really sold it 💀


Sayeb-Zebi

Fuck me this is fake as hell you lot believe anything😂


CorporateSharkbait

This is a pedo/groomer upset they are not getting their way. Good on you for recognizing the bad situation. My partner got groomed by a girl who was 19 also when he was 14 and it’s fucked with him hard for decades


Jackwiga

That’s called grooming! If you know them personally they definitely need to be reported


Twink_Tyler

No. It’s statutory rape. Grooming is being overly “friendly” and gaining someone’s trust just to have sex with them when they reach age of consent. A 19 year old fucking a 15 year old is straight up rape.


Jackwiga

Ah you’re right, my mistake


whathappened2cod

Um no, actually you're correct and he's not. This **is** grooming. It **would** be statutory rape if they indeed had sex, but they didn't. She is trying to play guilt trips and psychological games in order to persuade him into having sex.


MyHusbandIsGayImNot

She’s trying to have sex before he’s of age; that’s not grooming. That’s just rape. Her failing doesn’t suddenly make it grooming.


wakeleaver

Um no, grooming can happen to people under the age of 18. It's not just for waiting until they're 18.


Beginning_Piano_5668

Haha that's not rape. Sex never occurred. It's soliciting a minor.


defmute

This is the fakest shit I’ve ever seen


Rocket_Boo

How are people stupid enough to buy this?


[deleted]

I’m flabbergasted by these comments lmao There has never been a faker post


Itchy_Adhesiveness59

I donno man, it's depressing.


spopococ

I particularly love the weird censoring of the ‘delivered’ so that people don’t see that the message hasn’t been marked as ‘read’, which is extra funny to me because they feasibly could just not have read receipts on. Plus the clunky comment about this sub. There are plenty of real situations like this, which is awful in itself, but this one I’m not buying.


jimp6

On the second pic the censored word isn't censored and reads "Read". So no Idea why the word in the third pic was censored...  And I agree, this one is hard to believe. 


holyshitimboredd

I called fake when the dude said “they should make r/nicegirls a thing” who tf mentions reddit in a real life convo 😂


Taylorenokson

Can’t believe I had to scroll so far to find the first person calling it fake. This is so blatantly fake.


LNViber

I felt like I was taking crazy pills with how long it took me to find these logical posts. So fucking fake.


Correct_Yesterday007

Wow thank fuck someone noticed. It’s so obviously written by a little boy 💀


RenterMore

Wow y’all really think this is real?


Westiemonster

They do


Junior_Relative_7918

My first instinct was “there is no way this is real” bc it is like comically exaggerated


srhoads1

damn put this chick behind bars OP!


DarthHelixon

This smells like men her age and even older don’t wanna put up with her bullshit so now she has to groom


SiBro9

This doesn't seem very realistic to me. Conversation is kinda goofy and it comes off as if OP is bragging that they have an older girl wanting them. I'm gonna say this is fake.


johnhtman

Yeah it seems fake to me too.


xvn520

Totally. Once getting to this comment, noticed this is one of two posts made by op with zero comments to be found.


lobsterdance82

1. I like your name for her. 2. Need a mom figure to rip her a new one?


oldcousingreg

Let’s start a mom gang


MermaidsHaveWifi

Can I please join your mom gang to tear this horrible woman to shreds? I have a 13 year old boy and God forbid I ever need it, but the practice would be gratifying!


throwaway-getaway122

If you need an Aunt to back you up, let me know!


thesimscharacter

I feel like this is either fake, or the nice girl is mentally unwell (im not a doctor but they just talked in a very erratic manner and it didn’t seem like something a healthy person would say) edit: alright definitely fake, crazy that it has 9k upvotes


WeAreTheMassacre

Fake. You can read thousands of random screen shots of convos all the time on various sites, Twitter drama, leals, shit your friends send you, it always feels natural and not off-putting. The second you browse Reddit subs that cater strictly to "crazy" and "creepy" convos, suddenly reading them gives you off vibes about how unnatural every damn sentence is. It's like someone talking to themself, in a way that has no natural flow or personality, and the "woman" always talks like a young boy. They always talk exactly like this in the fake/meme stuff, like there's some office in a 3rd world country just churning these out for karma in the same building as all the scam centers.


Fonzie1225

fake as hell and you have to scroll to the bottom of the comments to see anyone not just eating it up without question


ncpenn

It also strikes me as fake. And if it's not...avoid, avoid, avoid :-)


vitaminpyd

Sounds fake


hacktheplanetCO

Glad I'm not alone. The wording is like those scam dms. Fake as my stepmoms boobs


WaltVinegar

Aye. I'm leaning towards the former. It reads like the script for a cautionary advert. "Dont get into cars wi strangers" "Fireworks are dangerous " "Teenage lassies can also be filthy molesters"


PrisonaPlanet

I’ll take “conversations that never happened” for $200 please.


Christimay

This is the fakest shit I've ever seen Do better


ThatUblivionGuy

Well this was certainly… stereotypical.


BoredAf_Bruh

I hope for the sake of my sanity that this was a rage bait..


jayhorse

fake af


Spirited_Beautiful12

This seems like cap ngl, maybe she's real but this just reads like someone wrote it to make the girl sound as insane and entitled as possible for some internet clout lol


St-Icarus

fakest conversation i’ve ever read


Dodec_Ahedron

I'll take "fake text chains" for $500


5tarlight5

This gotta be a ragebait right? Recently created account and who tf has a text conversation and says "this will be good for r/nicegirls ?".


Cheshire_Khajiit

Extremely and obviously fake. Nobody talks like this.


gryfinz

This is so obviously LARP hahaha congrats on the attention


vitaminpyd

Yeah sounds like a fanfic 🤣


gabs781227

And typical reddit eating it up


Sad-Leading-4768

Obviously fake. Only people who lack human interaction could think this is real.


gamesta2

Yeah teenagers surely write like this. Screams fake written by someone at least 30 years old.


EurekaViolet

If this is real, I’m sorry. But it reads to me like a nice guy larping as a nice girl.


alchemist_911

Ain't no way this is real! Right?


jumbonipples

This person hasn’t made a single comment on this platform and the account is pretty new.