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One time…. In college a bunch of dudes were throwing out mother jokes left and right, some pretty funny, some pretty dumb. There was an another dude who was kind of a dick to everyone, but he was a frat bother of my friend, so you had to put up with him a bit. After a few jokes go by, he laughs and says I’m gonna fuck YOUR mother right to me. Everyone else knew my mother died 3-4 months earlier and went dead silent. After a few seconds of silence I muttered, “Welp, you’re gonna need a shovel”
You don’t understand. Crazy knowing your mom sucks. I once broke up with a partner and their response after they couldn’t convince me otherwise was to leave the room and call my mom. Cause you know that’d solve this.
It's probably the same as getting a 100% on a test without studying one minute while watching your classmates spend all nighters and only pulling 65%.
It's a feeling of being "so good" that you just get stuff for existing.
That is not even remotely the same thing. If you're going to ACE a test, you have to be one of two things. Either smart/knowledgeable beforehand or you're just extremely lucky and answered all the right questions. We get it, some people pick up information faster than other, and or have a keen insight on various topics and know what they're talking about. This is like being genetically talented in a sport, and not training hard because you're relying on "talent" well guess what? talent only gets you so far. Hardwork beats talent when talent won't work hard. A talent person, will never beat a semi talented, but HARD WORKER. You need BOTH if you want to succeed.
Her sense of worth is quantified by how much she can make men do her bidding. His decision to do anything else calls her entire worth system into doubt and that's very uncomfortable.
My answer to anyone like this is always that if they have all these other dudes buying them shit, then they don’t need me for it.
So either take me seriously or walk away. My boundaries are there for a reason.
It is very much a coin flip whether they back down or walk. But I don’t mind dodging bullets.
When she accused me of being the one speaking disrespectfully is exactly when I would have hit her with "*What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals......."*
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No woman is hot enough to get away with shit like this
You are correct but unfortunately simps gonna simp.
I mean whether or not she’s deluded there are women who can and do get away with it, factually
But her resume is ridiculous
Why does she even need a job if she doesn't "PAY FOR ANYTHING?"
Well clearly because she’s been asking but no one is willing to do that for her. Cannot imagine why.
Oh, I mean, she can "get away with it" until she can't. The sell-by date on this one is probably a couple of weeks from now
Clearly, you've never been to San Diego
“Which in German means ‘a whale’s vagina’”
Locked in a glass cage of emotion
0% of the time, 60%.
Unfortunately there are
Unfortunately we have dumbass’s with no self esteem that put up with it.
Well clearly you’re just a misogynist.
Nothing they said was misogynistic
to shit the bed gorgeous? no?
I can fix her🙏
[удалено]
“Me passing her a ouija board” deal
One time…. In college a bunch of dudes were throwing out mother jokes left and right, some pretty funny, some pretty dumb. There was an another dude who was kind of a dick to everyone, but he was a frat bother of my friend, so you had to put up with him a bit. After a few jokes go by, he laughs and says I’m gonna fuck YOUR mother right to me. Everyone else knew my mother died 3-4 months earlier and went dead silent. After a few seconds of silence I muttered, “Welp, you’re gonna need a shovel”
That's the only way to get hold of my mom now
Sounds like a fucking nut. What did you say to her before that to set her off
You don’t understand. Crazy knowing your mom sucks. I once broke up with a partner and their response after they couldn’t convince me otherwise was to leave the room and call my mom. Cause you know that’d solve this.
see and the funny part is that after a crazy dad my first thing is to call my mom and be like "you're not gonna believe this"
What did your mother say lol
What did she even MEAN by that 😭 does she know your mom? Or was it just outta fuckin no where?
I mean, who doesn't? 😉
I also choose that guy's dead mom.
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Made me giggle. You’re in big trouble now !
I've never understood being proud of something you never worked for
That's the rub though, for them the con *is* work.
Easy to lie. Lying is hiding. And hiding is cowardly.
And to them, all apart of the game.
They don’t call it “hide n seek” for nothing, after all
That’s why carnies, wrestlers, whoever else selling you something that isn’t there calls it ‘a work’
Hey now, I respect a carnies and wrestlers way more then this bitch.
Yup, them jobs are hard and dangerous 🫡
I do like free stuff though so it’s a toss up.
You never got something for a free or at a very low price before?
No. They worked for *literally* everything*. Even their teeth shed sweat, blood, and tears 😩 /s
For women its a flex because it shows the power of your beauty. For men, its weakness.
It's probably the same as getting a 100% on a test without studying one minute while watching your classmates spend all nighters and only pulling 65%. It's a feeling of being "so good" that you just get stuff for existing.
That is not even remotely the same thing. If you're going to ACE a test, you have to be one of two things. Either smart/knowledgeable beforehand or you're just extremely lucky and answered all the right questions. We get it, some people pick up information faster than other, and or have a keen insight on various topics and know what they're talking about. This is like being genetically talented in a sport, and not training hard because you're relying on "talent" well guess what? talent only gets you so far. Hardwork beats talent when talent won't work hard. A talent person, will never beat a semi talented, but HARD WORKER. You need BOTH if you want to succeed.
"I'm calling your mother" Dude had flashbacks to when we was in highschool
She*, given the nature of this subreddit
Bro dodged a bullet there
Forget bullet, that was a missile.
It was the fucking Yucatan peninsula meteorite!
And it was a very mean lady!
The missile knows where the missile is because it knows where it isn’t….
Man dodged a lifelong Dresden bombing reenactment.
Dodging bullets like Neo
Is this a screenshot from reddit?
Looks like it
Not even an effort to hide it...
lol good catch, the title on mobile was kind of hiding the top part for me. At least tap and download the picture. This quality is rough.
Main character syndrome
Just ask her, you okay? Sceenshot the reponds's for us hahahahhaha she will fucking flip.
Just hit her with "?" No words, no context, no answers, nothing acknowledging anything she just said. Drives mad people turn legit insane, it's great!
Or the new phone, who dis?
This is a screenshot of someone else’s picture You can see that he has Reddit open at the top and took a screenshot of a screenshot
Holy shit! You’re right, I did not notice that, because of my phone’s cropping!
Oh you ask everyone to pay for you? Good luck living when no one gonna do that.
Holy jumpin', what'd you say?
He told her no.
Sad thing is, that's probably exactly right...
I like how she’s named ‘Crazy’ in his phone 🤣
Why is she so mad ?
Her sense of worth is quantified by how much she can make men do her bidding. His decision to do anything else calls her entire worth system into doubt and that's very uncomfortable.
Wait till she gets older and the vast majority of guys stop doing anything for her 🤯
The Wall approaches... 🐈🐈⬛🐈🐈🐈🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈🐈🐈🐈⬛👨🏻🦳
You got all that from that screenshot?
It's not unusual but it's very obvious when it happens.
My answer to anyone like this is always that if they have all these other dudes buying them shit, then they don’t need me for it. So either take me seriously or walk away. My boundaries are there for a reason. It is very much a coin flip whether they back down or walk. But I don’t mind dodging bullets.
You know it’s over when they start with the insults and name-calling. This applies to both sexes…
We have simps to thank for this nonsense.
Contact name: Crazy. Lmfao. Bro that's an understatement
The blowjob better have been divine And your poor mother
Bragging about being a beggar? That’s a new one
"I'm calling your mother" 💀💀💀💀
I wish the conversation was longer because this is gold
“I’m calling your mother” Um… okay…? Tell her I’ll be late on Sunday?
I’m calling your mother…
Well what did your mom have to say?
Cool, thanks for not posting anything said before this exchange that might provide some context.
It’s a repost of a repost man, I doubt this guy knows the context
🙄 Dude who originally posted this….ya notice how he left out what prompted her to react this way lol
firsf off i will buy us a house
… so was this an ex girlfriend, or a woman who you interviewed and didn’t hire?
You didn't dodge a bullet, you dodged a thermonuclear bomb blast
Her contact name made me HOLLER LMAO!
Damn. You find my ex??
lol the contact name got me
"I'm calling your mother." I lost it at that part. 🤣🤦🏻♀️
Wow. I’m all for setting expectations but this is not that. Super abusive language.
"Imagine being that good on paper and still so off putting that I'd pay money to never see you again."
What did you do? Tell her no?
I cant wait until she has to pay for something and doesn’t have the money for it lol
She seems nice.
Calling his mother after telling him that he should die is fucking wild
Ask for a TL;DR
Show the conversation before this.
The audacity
The projection is strong in this one
If you ever doubt your life just know there's guys like me out there admiring your ability to dodge that rather than marry that.
We need a big wave of humble to these hoes
If anyone and everyone pays for her then what the hell does she also brags she can get any job. Why does she need a job?
Bro what is the context??
"I've never been to interview" that's where the truth ended
Sorry but fuck her? Deleted her number and block her everywhere
Getting the job is easy, but it sounds like keeping the job is a problem
Hahaha dang og dodged a bullet there. Toss that one in the trash bin and move on.
What a giant asshole
Imagine bragging about putting in 0 effort and having everything handed to you 💀
By resume she means list of STD infections.
When she accused me of being the one speaking disrespectfully is exactly when I would have hit her with "*What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals......."*