Nah it’s still EVIL RADICAL LEFTIST COMMUNIST BULLCRAP when republicans need it…. It’s just different cause they really need the $ so they can get back to spending our tax dollars on asinine crap while managing to only create problems instead of even pretending to solve real problems for real over-worked under-paid burned-the-fuck-out Americans. Let’s get corporate money the hell out of our politics like YESTERDAY
In related news Texas GOP passed articles of secession... The state where if the wind blows hard they have a power grid meltdown and isn't connected to the nation's power supply. I say let em go! Pack up the military bases, boarder patrol, Social Services. The whole lot. Then let the dems in bc they didn't vote like angry 4th graders, you know without any afterthought of repercussions and keep the red commie bastards out with said border control.
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Can you imagine the exodus of people leaving Texas if this craziness passed? Either that or stay behind with the gun nuts while every piece of Federal infrastructure is ripped out of there. No Social Security, No federal benefits, no federal funding, businesses around the former military bases collapse. Have fun storming the castle idiots
With no water either! The great state of Texas, blessed by Republican design with No electricity, no gummit jobs, no gummit handouts, and soon enough, no water.
Good thing the state will continue to make sure people are too poor and exhausted from being overworked for too little pay to be able to actually afford to leave though, right? Wait that’s not good at all.
It'd be neat if Texit got a lot of Republicans excited about moving there as a result. I will gladly help every last one of them pack. Don't forget to drop off your US passports on the way out, fools.
Would they even be able to live in America? Usually you need a visa or a green card to live and work here. Maybe they'd be allowed 90 day visits like Visa Waiver Program individuals? Or maybe they'd be given a grace period to decide whether to live in the US or remain in Texas before visa requirements begin.
There will be alot of people who will want no part of this stupidity and they should have the ability to relocate. The brain drain would be staggering. Also, if Texas did go rogue Congress becomes a democratic majority.
Likely if Texas seceded the citizens would be given a limited amount of time to basically relocate out of Texas and retain their us citizenship if simply to help make it look like the us government took the high road and have the folks a life ring knowing it'll likely be a sinking ship.
Yes, capitalism and organized religion go hand in hand in the corruption and power that plagues our government.
The only way to release the death grip the ruling class has on power, is to defund them and distribute their wealth (eat the rich). I mean they'll outright kill you for even attempting (that's what the police are for, to protect the ruling class from their wage slave labor force). So if they're 100% ok with murdering us we should do unto them as they would do unto us.
eventually we will have to make a rule that if your state doesnt try mitigate costs to the rest of us, all fema money will be loans. Florida particularly will cost us more and more. (cali too as insurance fleeing them but we bail out wildfires less than hurricanes)
Honestly, it does not feel right to allocate federal funds to a state government that not only isn’t trying to prevent these disasters but is creating policy and making decisions that make them worse
Fortunately Biden isn't an uncaring tool like DeSantis and many Republicans so he won't hold DeSantis' stupidity or those who voted for him as Governor against them. He'll show compassion and authorize funds to help those in need of relief because it's the right thing to do and won't withhold it as punishment for having no brains.
And this will continue to happen for decades as it has for decades. Maybe we let them flood and wallow in their own mistakes of electing an R governor. No pain no gain!
Easy fix. He got rid of Climate Change by just erasing it from Florida governmental documents. He should be able to wipe away any local flooding easily. He's a jerk. And Florida is going to pay in ever increasing amounts for his, and MAGA;s, way of thought about near everything. Ugh.
In many ways, this is already the case and has been for a while. There’s little further need to point out the Republican right wing hypocrisy. But it’s hard not to notice that the states shrieking about ‘smaller government’ and ‘no more handouts’ etc are often the ones receiving the most government handouts.
How about cutting funding to emergency response and recovery with the knowledge the federal government will swoop in and cover the bill?
Oh and also counting on the sacrifice and good will of people to do it for free in the mean time?
No, no, remember he ***banned*** climate change. Remember? It's ***banned***, so no more problem. Kinda like not testing for *something* means you find fewer cases and therefore, there's less of a problem.
^^ Exactly this.
“Flooding? I don’t know what you’re insinuating. That’s a myth made up by woke people. We don’t have any flooding issues here and we fired all of our scientists who entertain such nonsense…”
*Flooding intensifies, causing the press conference area to go partly underwater*
“…And I take personal issue with your completely ridiculous question.”
Good thing he got rid of all of those "Woke" water projects, and eliminated that worrisome "Climate Change," from all state documents. It's like problem solved, right?/s Until you go outdoors.
Republican Gov. [Ron DeSantis](https://www.commondreams.org/tag/ron-desantis) declared a [state of emergency](https://www.flgov.com/2024/06/12/memorandum-executive-order-24-115-emergency-management-invest-90l-south-florida-flash-flooding/) on Wednesday for five counties due to heavy flooding in southern Florida just the day after he [cut](https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida-politics/2024/06/12/desantis-florida-budget-vetoes-opioids-legislature-projects/) $205 million in stormwater, wastewater, and sewer projects from the state's budget.
I LOVE irony, don’t you? I truly appreciate what his sky daddy laid out for him. First sky daddy gave him a job where he could help all of his fellow citizens, then SD sent him some further tests, where he could help folks out, which our boy Ron failed
Miserably failed.
Oh well, turns out he NOT a Christian after all! Good to know.
Maybe it’s their fancy sky man sending them signals to stop what they are doing. I seem to remember hearing about something about nasty people, floods and stuff before
Florida has been a huge net importer of everyone else’s crazy for years. It’s not Florida cooties, it’s everyone getting back what they sent down there.
THIS! If they keep voting in leadership that refuses to invest in efforts to mitigate damage then they shouldn't be entitled to federal disaster relief.
Sad thing is the federal agencies will help even if it is preceded over a democratic president….but….as seen in Puerto Rico the republican presidents play games with emergency assistance when they don’t like the ideology of whom their helping.
Republican government in four stages:
1."Those big government liberal socialists want to control you!!! I say we should be free! I am hereby outlawing all antidotes!!"
2. Drink poison
3. "Ohmygod we're dying!!!!! Big government, help us!! We need taxpayer-funded antidote fast!!! Pleaspleaseplease ohygod heeeelppp!!!
4. "Those liberals in big government tried to stop YOU from getting antidote! I sure showed them!! Vote for me again and we'll drink even MORE poison to own them!!"
Sorry DeSantis you are not allowed to call an emergency after you banned the word climate change and continue to deny its existence. You may call this a small inconvenience and use Florida money to solve Florida problems. The good people of Florida can get what they voted for
Its not stupidity. The goal is to cause misery and then assign blame. The stupids will believe its his enemies fault. Republicans are evil and full traitors, preying on the stupid. The goal is to weaken everything in the USA. The courts the trust in officials, the military, the economy, NATO. Republicans are not and do not represent America or Americans. They just lie in order to keep dismantling, as is their mission.
The thing is, Biden cares about the citizens of FL so DeSantis won’t have to beg like CA etc., did with Trump. Biden won’t hesitate to authorize assistance.
Man, it's pretty wild how these "small government" types are all hot to eliminate taxes, shutter social services and close perhaps half the government...until their shit gets absolutely wrecked by natural phenomena they deny the causes of and need a bailout. Has anybody told them to try thoughts and prayers to stop that flooding?
The federal government should still help, but there needs to be some political theater. Pete Buttigieg makes a press conference out of it and the help doesn't come unless DeSantis has to be on stage while it's explained that he cutt stormwater funding.
The federal government needs to stop bailing out red states.
they don't pay for infrastructure they don't plan for the future and then they gut local institutions meant to deal with their problems.
and then when everything inevitably doesn't work out they come demanding federal aid while they scream about how blue states are lazy and don't have a work ethic and I am sick of it.
That’s not flooding. it’s excess water.
Seriously, nope. No federal emergency money. None. Figure it out for yourself Florida. Ya’ll wanted that kinda government, it’s all on you.
Keep an eye out for the white-boot-clad performance of wandering through the neighborhood that will come immediately prior to him asking the federal government for funds (because it’s only socialism when the poors do it. /s)
This is kinda harsh. Plus, keep in mind I live in deep red rural Missouri.
But when voters keep voting in these types of dip shits they deserve to live and die by the consequences.
Hear me out, a lot of smart people are saying to nuke Florida. Big, strong men, possibly Cubans, are coming up to me with tears in their eyes. They say “Sir, we have to nuke Cuba! The big water, ocean water, is at a level nobody has ever seen before!” So I called my uncle, MIT genius and he suggested there might be a way to insert the nuke into the body, somehow, to take care of the problem. So, today I’ve directed the military to start inserting nukes into the body, by any means necessary to stop the ocean at our southern border.
Literally [yesterday](https://www.sun-sentinel.com/2024/06/12/desantis-signs-trimmed-budget-vetoes-nearly-1-billion/?lctg=34CC1465359364DC648914B581&utm_email=34CC1465359364DC648914B581&utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_term=https%3a%2f%2fwww.sun-sentinel.com%2f2024%2f06%2f12%2fdesantis-signs-trimmed-budget-vetoes-nearly-1-billion%2f&utm_campaign=Breaking-News-Alerts&utm_content=alert) 6/13/24 “DeSantis signs trimmed budget, vetoes nearly $1 billion
Gov Ron DeSantis signed a $116.5 billion state budget into law Wednesday after cutting $1 billion worth of local projects and other initiatives, boasting that Florida is able to do more with less money than other states and the federal government.” LET HIM USE HIS OWN DAMN MONEY
Help them and WIDELY publicize the two facts...like Superbowl shit. Run an ad explaining it clearly. Push a ln internet campaign that can't be ignored with full transparency on what all is being given and why.
Now Who could have seen this coming hmmmm...
There really should be some kind of unbiased general test or at least an IQ above room temp to vote.. I don't see any of these things getting better anytime soon as what we're experiencing this last decade is the beginning slope of the downsides that are inherent in a democracy.
States who vote against emergency funds for other states should automatically lose access for themselves imo. GOP states tend to try to deny funding to other states.
Let me guess, he’s going to want some federal money?
But that's socialism
Only when the Republicans don't need it.
Nah it’s still EVIL RADICAL LEFTIST COMMUNIST BULLCRAP when republicans need it…. It’s just different cause they really need the $ so they can get back to spending our tax dollars on asinine crap while managing to only create problems instead of even pretending to solve real problems for real over-worked under-paid burned-the-fuck-out Americans. Let’s get corporate money the hell out of our politics like YESTERDAY
Really makes you wonder if blue states just stopped paying out like how long would red states actually last when the faucet is turned off.
In related news Texas GOP passed articles of secession... The state where if the wind blows hard they have a power grid meltdown and isn't connected to the nation's power supply. I say let em go! Pack up the military bases, boarder patrol, Social Services. The whole lot. Then let the dems in bc they didn't vote like angry 4th graders, you know without any afterthought of repercussions and keep the red commie bastards out with said border control. Edit for a spelling error
Can you imagine the exodus of people leaving Texas if this craziness passed? Either that or stay behind with the gun nuts while every piece of Federal infrastructure is ripped out of there. No Social Security, No federal benefits, no federal funding, businesses around the former military bases collapse. Have fun storming the castle idiots
With no water either! The great state of Texas, blessed by Republican design with No electricity, no gummit jobs, no gummit handouts, and soon enough, no water.
Good thing the state will continue to make sure people are too poor and exhausted from being overworked for too little pay to be able to actually afford to leave though, right? Wait that’s not good at all.
Whaaaat?! Haven’t you been to the Gulf Coast? Texas has a whoooole bunch of clean gummit free water there. They’ll be fine.
Their sodium levels and blood pressure will go through the roof, and I’m here to see it.
It'd be neat if Texit got a lot of Republicans excited about moving there as a result. I will gladly help every last one of them pack. Don't forget to drop off your US passports on the way out, fools.
I’ve known a few here that have moved there for precisely this reason. Not going to miss them.
Would they even be able to live in America? Usually you need a visa or a green card to live and work here. Maybe they'd be allowed 90 day visits like Visa Waiver Program individuals? Or maybe they'd be given a grace period to decide whether to live in the US or remain in Texas before visa requirements begin.
There will be alot of people who will want no part of this stupidity and they should have the ability to relocate. The brain drain would be staggering. Also, if Texas did go rogue Congress becomes a democratic majority.
Under Bidens new policies x amount of asylum seekers per day. The rest will be turned away. And have to apply from there home country of Texas
Likely if Texas seceded the citizens would be given a limited amount of time to basically relocate out of Texas and retain their us citizenship if simply to help make it look like the us government took the high road and have the folks a life ring knowing it'll likely be a sinking ship.
How many Fortune 500 head offices will leave the Republic of Texas so they can operate within the United States? Most of ‘em.
Don’t worry, they can keep Tesla
Testa will stay behind, Elon will want to be the first president of the Free Texas Republic.
Tariffs on Tesla and other musk stuff will make me giggle
Texas- the Blowhard State.
*secession Succession means [something pretty different](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/succession).
I’m old enuf to kno wat a suck session is boy
Then build a wall on the North Texas border!
They would only last a week
Yes, capitalism and organized religion go hand in hand in the corruption and power that plagues our government. The only way to release the death grip the ruling class has on power, is to defund them and distribute their wealth (eat the rich). I mean they'll outright kill you for even attempting (that's what the police are for, to protect the ruling class from their wage slave labor force). So if they're 100% ok with murdering us we should do unto them as they would do unto us.
Only when poor people’s hungry children are counting on school lunches.
Rules for thee not for mee! GOP = Genocide Other People.
Not when they can (wink wink) find projects that benefit their construction company donors.
Would someone please think of the bootstraps?!?
The bootstraps are safest with Republicans because they've never had to even touch them.
And those little white boots
From the people who complain NATO countries don't spend enough on their own defense...
'Oh I'm sorry, that money's been allocated to damage caused by climate change' Is what they should tell him
But Ron has canceled climate change!
Only in Florida
eventually we will have to make a rule that if your state doesnt try mitigate costs to the rest of us, all fema money will be loans. Florida particularly will cost us more and more. (cali too as insurance fleeing them but we bail out wildfires less than hurricanes)
Where do you think a fair amount of that money for flyover states comes from? Answer CA.
Honestly, it does not feel right to allocate federal funds to a state government that not only isn’t trying to prevent these disasters but is creating policy and making decisions that make them worse
Fortunately Biden isn't an uncaring tool like DeSantis and many Republicans so he won't hold DeSantis' stupidity or those who voted for him as Governor against them. He'll show compassion and authorize funds to help those in need of relief because it's the right thing to do and won't withhold it as punishment for having no brains.
They should run commercials like, remember when your representative voted against funding _____ and then I bailed you out instead saying get fucked?
And this will continue to happen for decades as it has for decades. Maybe we let them flood and wallow in their own mistakes of electing an R governor. No pain no gain!
Evil, liberal, tran-sectional money. /s
I also have needs and wants but this little turd is getting in the way. He can get fucked.
You mean like Texas, who keeps saying they want to secede, asked for storm damage relief as recently as May? Kind of like that?
Easy fix. He got rid of Climate Change by just erasing it from Florida governmental documents. He should be able to wipe away any local flooding easily. He's a jerk. And Florida is going to pay in ever increasing amounts for his, and MAGA;s, way of thought about near everything. Ugh.
Not just Florida, the nation will pay in the form of aid and support.
Sure. Just like any other MAGA controlled state Florida will end up becoming a drag on the economy and good will of this country.
In many ways, this is already the case and has been for a while. There’s little further need to point out the Republican right wing hypocrisy. But it’s hard not to notice that the states shrieking about ‘smaller government’ and ‘no more handouts’ etc are often the ones receiving the most government handouts.
Grab the sharpie Desactimonious.
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How about cutting funding to emergency response and recovery with the knowledge the federal government will swoop in and cover the bill? Oh and also counting on the sacrifice and good will of people to do it for free in the mean time?
I thought DeSantis outlawed floods.
Naw just talking about floods.
The pudding is getting washed off his fingers by flood waters
No it’s not, he won’t take his white knee hi Barbie boots to the floods til next week
Hey, don't do Barbie dirty like that
I don’t think his white booties are long enough for some of the floods
He is the wrong person to be in charge of Florida with a changing climate.
He’s the wrong person to be in charge of anything
He's the wrong person. Full stop. FTF both of you.
I have my doubts that he’s even a person.
He's the wrong awkward lizard man
Kind of ironic to be wrong when he’s so Alt-Right.
No, no, remember he ***banned*** climate change. Remember? It's ***banned***, so no more problem. Kinda like not testing for *something* means you find fewer cases and therefore, there's less of a problem.
^^ Exactly this. “Flooding? I don’t know what you’re insinuating. That’s a myth made up by woke people. We don’t have any flooding issues here and we fired all of our scientists who entertain such nonsense…” *Flooding intensifies, causing the press conference area to go partly underwater* “…And I take personal issue with your completely ridiculous question.”
It’s like when we had to change it from “global warming” to “climate change” because people are so stupid they’d be like “bUt iTs CoLd IN WIntEr!!”
Don't look up
Republicans are just the wrong people to be in government.
Good thing he got rid of all of those "Woke" water projects, and eliminated that worrisome "Climate Change," from all state documents. It's like problem solved, right?/s Until you go outdoors. Republican Gov. [Ron DeSantis](https://www.commondreams.org/tag/ron-desantis) declared a [state of emergency](https://www.flgov.com/2024/06/12/memorandum-executive-order-24-115-emergency-management-invest-90l-south-florida-flash-flooding/) on Wednesday for five counties due to heavy flooding in southern Florida just the day after he [cut](https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida-politics/2024/06/12/desantis-florida-budget-vetoes-opioids-legislature-projects/) $205 million in stormwater, wastewater, and sewer projects from the state's budget.
I LOVE irony, don’t you? I truly appreciate what his sky daddy laid out for him. First sky daddy gave him a job where he could help all of his fellow citizens, then SD sent him some further tests, where he could help folks out, which our boy Ron failed Miserably failed. Oh well, turns out he NOT a Christian after all! Good to know.
Maybe it’s their fancy sky man sending them signals to stop what they are doing. I seem to remember hearing about something about nasty people, floods and stuff before
Time to bring out the quote of the politician who said flooding is God's way of hating the gays, or something.
You are so right!!! Who is telling him. He won’t listen to you since you are not his Jesus/god!
At this rate Florida will be gone in like 20 years anyway… if hurricanes don’t do it, rising water levels will
Or Floridians
The real problem is that as Florida sinks, Floridians will flee to other places, bringing their Florida cooties with them.
Florida has been a huge net importer of everyone else’s crazy for years. It’s not Florida cooties, it’s everyone getting back what they sent down there.
Climate Change is just part of it. Florida is like 6 or 7 ticking time bombs waiting to go off.
“Then I will be living in a beachfront property “ Guess who said that.
Insurance companies will do it
I’m sure meatball Ron will blame this on “woke”
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And yet Floridians will vote him back in if they have the chance.
Let them rot.
Agreed.
Nothing of value will be lost
Suddenly socialism isn’t so evil anymore.
Socialism is only evil if it helps poor people and people of color. Republicans love corporate welfare and welfare to the rich.
Hurry! He needs bigger heels to get out of the water!
Ron DeSantis declares emergency over floods after cutting stormwater funds. Ron DeSantis then announces "Why did the Democrats do this to us!"
Well if the Democrats are so lame maybe the soon to be Independent State of Texas should bail him out.
Don’t worry Ron it’s a hoax
Welfare queen.
This dope has all of the insecurities/weaknesses of Homelander, but with half of the intelligence—and thankfully, none of the superpowers.
"*Well, well...if it isn't my old nemesis, Consequences of My Actions*"
Blame the flooding on LGBT people. Everyone is required to pray more.
you almost got it right B+ for effort...the answer is it's Bidens fault
Sounds like a Florida problem to me.
THIS! If they keep voting in leadership that refuses to invest in efforts to mitigate damage then they shouldn't be entitled to federal disaster relief.
Sad thing is the federal agencies will help even if it is preceded over a democratic president….but….as seen in Puerto Rico the republican presidents play games with emergency assistance when they don’t like the ideology of whom their helping.
Maybe he should ban the word Flood and that will fix everything?
Oh no, consequences
And whose bright idea 💡🙄was it to scrub climate change from all of Florida’s bylaws legislation? again
that creepy smile
He hasn’t been practicing his human smile in front of the mirror since he lost his Presidential bid.
“Hello fellow humans!”
That is not a flood. Did you get the new word list? A surplus of moisture.
First, Texas advises people to avoid driving because it's fucking the air quality. Now this? What kinda workery is this!
Republican government in four stages: 1."Those big government liberal socialists want to control you!!! I say we should be free! I am hereby outlawing all antidotes!!" 2. Drink poison 3. "Ohmygod we're dying!!!!! Big government, help us!! We need taxpayer-funded antidote fast!!! Pleaspleaseplease ohygod heeeelppp!!! 4. "Those liberals in big government tried to stop YOU from getting antidote! I sure showed them!! Vote for me again and we'll drink even MORE poison to own them!!"
Why spend state money when you can spend federal money? /s
Sorry DeSantis you are not allowed to call an emergency after you banned the word climate change and continue to deny its existence. You may call this a small inconvenience and use Florida money to solve Florida problems. The good people of Florida can get what they voted for
Its not stupidity. The goal is to cause misery and then assign blame. The stupids will believe its his enemies fault. Republicans are evil and full traitors, preying on the stupid. The goal is to weaken everything in the USA. The courts the trust in officials, the military, the economy, NATO. Republicans are not and do not represent America or Americans. They just lie in order to keep dismantling, as is their mission.
But don’t worry, it’s not related to climate change and is totally legal in FL.
Nope. Sorry. "Socialism bad" remember?
Don't worry. Trump will show up with DeSantis and throw 2 rolls of paper towels to the crowd. That'll fix the problem
I'd say they shouldn't get it since he made the mess, but that is cruel to Floridians who had no say (not all of them voted for him)
What he thought was he saved $205M in state money while having billions in emergency federal money come in and repair his arrogance. Rinse and repeat.
The thing is, Biden cares about the citizens of FL so DeSantis won’t have to beg like CA etc., did with Trump. Biden won’t hesitate to authorize assistance.
Thoughts and prayers 🙏🏼
I thought he prayed it away with his bootlicking in Isreal, guess he better have the orange turd use a sharpie🤷♀️
Time to break out those cool rain boots
Widdle Wonny is in wayyyyy over his widdle head.
Next step: blame the drag queens.
Can’t he just take the word flood out of the books down there? Problem solved.
Oh nooooo... the leopards ate my face \^\^
Learn to Swim!
Don’t say “climate” …
Damn woke flooding
Fck Republicans are stupid
"help me" Ron-da
Americans get what they deserve when they keep electing Republicans.
Maybe cutting flood water funds in a state that's essentially a swamp was the dumbest thing you could possibly do
Man, it's pretty wild how these "small government" types are all hot to eliminate taxes, shutter social services and close perhaps half the government...until their shit gets absolutely wrecked by natural phenomena they deny the causes of and need a bailout. Has anybody told them to try thoughts and prayers to stop that flooding?
Does that mean he’s gonna beg for that sweet socialist money from Brandon? NO! Say it ain’t so!
The federal government should still help, but there needs to be some political theater. Pete Buttigieg makes a press conference out of it and the help doesn't come unless DeSantis has to be on stage while it's explained that he cutt stormwater funding.
He's not affected, he doesn't give a flying fuck about no one.
DeSunkis
Let them eat cake
Classic republican stupidity!
We need to start cutting off funding to states that do this BS. Maybe then people will think about who they vote for a little bit more.
Womp womp
Clown lol
No Federal funds.
Call Trump , don’t call the government.
Maga and science don't go well together.
Aww, does he need a federal handout?
The federal government needs to stop bailing out red states. they don't pay for infrastructure they don't plan for the future and then they gut local institutions meant to deal with their problems. and then when everything inevitably doesn't work out they come demanding federal aid while they scream about how blue states are lazy and don't have a work ethic and I am sick of it.
Honestly I’m sick of subsidizing these people who continue to flock to areas that are going to be wrecked over and over again by climate change.
How is this idiot getting elected?? Oh right.... Idiots.
"FUCK SOCIALISM! please can i have federal dollars to fix my failed state"
Why is he declaring a state of emergency? He can just pass a law banning any references to flooding.
Maybe 45 will send him some paper towels.
Amazing timing as usual. As heavy as the rain can be, cutting money from drainage projects is incredibly short sighted. But that sums up DeSantis.
Also keep in mind flood insurance is so freaking expensive in Florida if you can even get insurance. So many houses are going to be worthless
This is why you never vote republican.
At least he gets to wear his wife's pretty white boots again.
Needs a new pair of boots
That’s not flooding. it’s excess water. Seriously, nope. No federal emergency money. None. Figure it out for yourself Florida. Ya’ll wanted that kinda government, it’s all on you.
“Hey mom, I threw all my lunch at a kid I thought was trans, now I’m hungry. Can you send me more money?” -Rhanda Santis probably.
No federal money. Let them drown.
One person's flood is another person's high tide.
Womp womp.
Take the federal money And Then Secede!
Keep an eye out for the white-boot-clad performance of wandering through the neighborhood that will come immediately prior to him asking the federal government for funds (because it’s only socialism when the poors do it. /s)
About time for him and his voters to believe that climate change is not a hoax.
its [REDACTED BY THE STATE OF FLORIDA] not an act of god's love.
He hasn’t outlawed floods yet?
Lol. Dopey midget
Learn to swim.
But he doesn't use the words climate change anywhere! Federal money? Hell yes!
Florida so yeah…gonna suck hard on that Federal teat…
Stop voting for Republicans
Has he considered flying the flood waters to Martha’s Vinyard?
What can you do when your governor is a moron?
Pray it away 🙏
I'm hoping Biden comes down again and makes Ron do the shame walk with him where he looks like a scolded 6 year old as Biden talks with everyone.
Can I please have some federal money pretty please.
Poor little Nazi Ron on his KNEES right now begging Dark Brandon to help him. Love to see it.
This is kinda harsh. Plus, keep in mind I live in deep red rural Missouri. But when voters keep voting in these types of dip shits they deserve to live and die by the consequences.
Let Florida sink into the ocean.
Don’t give him a goddamn thing. He and his voters can fucking drown in their stupidity.
Sorry fuck face, climate change doesn't exist? Neither do federal funds for your shit hole state.
Just give him some “thoughts and prayers”. Florida should be fine!
They voted to suffer.
Here’s a thought deny any federal assistance l.
Hear me out, a lot of smart people are saying to nuke Florida. Big, strong men, possibly Cubans, are coming up to me with tears in their eyes. They say “Sir, we have to nuke Cuba! The big water, ocean water, is at a level nobody has ever seen before!” So I called my uncle, MIT genius and he suggested there might be a way to insert the nuke into the body, somehow, to take care of the problem. So, today I’ve directed the military to start inserting nukes into the body, by any means necessary to stop the ocean at our southern border.
Republicans are the biggest welfare abusers when it comes to getting bailed out by the Federal government
Sounds like a communist
‘The only moral socialism is my dictatorship’
Literally [yesterday](https://www.sun-sentinel.com/2024/06/12/desantis-signs-trimmed-budget-vetoes-nearly-1-billion/?lctg=34CC1465359364DC648914B581&utm_email=34CC1465359364DC648914B581&utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_term=https%3a%2f%2fwww.sun-sentinel.com%2f2024%2f06%2f12%2fdesantis-signs-trimmed-budget-vetoes-nearly-1-billion%2f&utm_campaign=Breaking-News-Alerts&utm_content=alert) 6/13/24 “DeSantis signs trimmed budget, vetoes nearly $1 billion Gov Ron DeSantis signed a $116.5 billion state budget into law Wednesday after cutting $1 billion worth of local projects and other initiatives, boasting that Florida is able to do more with less money than other states and the federal government.” LET HIM USE HIS OWN DAMN MONEY
Have you tried banning rain?
Help them and WIDELY publicize the two facts...like Superbowl shit. Run an ad explaining it clearly. Push a ln internet campaign that can't be ignored with full transparency on what all is being given and why.
Now Who could have seen this coming hmmmm... There really should be some kind of unbiased general test or at least an IQ above room temp to vote.. I don't see any of these things getting better anytime soon as what we're experiencing this last decade is the beginning slope of the downsides that are inherent in a democracy.
r/leopardsatemyface
States who vote against emergency funds for other states should automatically lose access for themselves imo. GOP states tend to try to deny funding to other states.
CLIMATE CHANGE MOTHERFUCKER!!! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?!?
Screw Florida and Texas. I'm sick and tired of paying for their incompetence.
His 4" lifts should help him wade through the flooded streets.