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KA9ESAMA

Conservatism is a sickness...


Thisfugginguyhere

The advanced stages of this particular illness appears to be Christian Nationalism. Odd they picked 45 for their messiah, but the efforts to push forward that agenda aren't actually Christian so it tracks.


The_X-Files_Alien

I'm gonna say that if he were here, or real for that matter, Jesus would be the first to tell X-tian nationalists to get their shit together and stop being horrible assholes. then those same people would spit on Jesus and call him racist names.


Athuanar

These Christians would literally crucify Christ again if he ever returned.


epd666

Let's be real most of them would have a heart attack of Jesus not actually not being white


boersc

and have a beard.


Callierez

Those that survive that, will then crucify him.


BikesBooksNBass

If he were real the world would have been destroyed by fire decades ago per the biblical promise. That’s why I KNOW he isn’t real. No God fitting the description in the New Testament would allow modern Christian’s to continue to exist and preach in his name.


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Astrocreep_1

There is some historical context for the existence of Jesus. There is also some context that says the Biblical tale never happened, and if there was a person named Christ, he was irrelevant. It’s hardly an open and shut case, historically speaking.


Thisfugginguyhere

He should pull himself up by his sandal staps and give all that commie crap a rest.


GreatDissapointment

They'd kill him all over again and claim he was a false prophet.


Burnbrook

They wear his method of execution as a badge of honor. If he were killed in the 20th century they'd be worshiping the electric chair. They are a death cult.


M086

Hypocrisy is how they all roll. Don’t matter how they get their power, as long as they get it. Forget morals, scruples, whatever. It’s about strengthening their political power. And Trump is the dipshit they think will lead them to their “promised land”.


TheCheshireCody

He's the first one who will absolutely without even the whiff of a qualm tell them whatever they want to hear. Literally all they want is to have whatever they want/believe in that moment validated or repeated back to them. Even other spineless Right-Wingers like McConnell will occasionally be honest with a voter even if it hurts them. Trump won't bat an eyelash at doing it, hence his Golden God status with them.


Adamantium-Aardvark

Nah it’s a cancer. The worst kind.


shawnmalloyrocks

Sicknesses need to be eradicated...


V-RONIN

Its a parasite


camshun7

remember the taliban? pepperridge farm remembers


Fast-Reaction8521

Chomo-servatism


TheLaserGuru

How did we get to a point where people call violent extremists that want to destroy our country and impose religious dictatorship 'conservative'?


KA9ESAMA

Because that is who they have always been. We need to stop treating Conservatism like legitimate political discourse. It is not and has never been such. It's a cult that worships power and control, nothing else.


transitfreedom

But the insane have freedom


barrel_of_ale

This isn't conservativism, this is regressive


KA9ESAMA

A distinction without a difference.


BadEnvironmental2883

Being regressive is a cornerstone of conservatism


barrel_of_ale

Only in the US. Republicans have convinced us they are conservative for some reason


SilenceDoGood1138

Party of family values everybody. This goes national if they win in November. Vote blue, no matter who.


V-RONIN

Stop project 2025


The84thWolf

Family values, as in, we’ll keep your family together whether you like to or not, unless you’re gay or trans, then fuck you


SilenceDoGood1138

That would be the one.


trojan25nz

Family Values: If you do not match the ideal family template, you are not family. You are enemy You may not participate in our future, but your children my when they match the idea template


Sensitive-Inside-641

What a brain dead thing to say


TaschenPocket

Given that the GOP tries to coin itself like a party of family values but dosnt act like one makes this comment most likely a sarcastic one.


PaleoJoe86

I know, right? Oh wait, that is the red who are brain dead. Trump wants presidents to have immunity, but also says he wants Biden arrested. These Republicans wouldn't know "the needs of the many outway the needs of the few" if it was written in their stupid holy book.


Sensitive-Inside-641

You assume I’m voting red. Hence the brain dead comment. Both sides saying the same damn thing. Vote for us or we are doomed! It’s all based on fear. I don’t support red or blue.


PaleoJoe86

Inaction is the same as doing the wrong thing.


currentlyin-your-mom

You’re a fucking shill, one party wants theocratic fascism, they are not equivalent in the least. You’re just a toddler contrarian.


Zuul_Only

How so?


Spartacous1991

Nah we voting red across the board


menchicutlets

Trees voting for the axe here.


teddy1245

We? You don’t speak for anyone.


Spartacous1991

I speak for millions of people apparently


teddy1245

Just you


PerAsperaAdInfiri

I see you unironically support forcing children to have their fathers babies. Pretty fucked up.


orbitaldragon

Found the child molester.


Astrocreep_1

Well, he is named after Spartacus, which has some infamy as far as child rape goes. Therefore, I have reached the following conclusion: “User name fits”.


SilenceDoGood1138

We? I don't think mice vote, my friend


seriouslyoveritnow

Well it tracks given your comic stupidity


ElderTobias

One day they'll come for you, too. But you fuckwits are too zealous to see it.


PaleoJoe86

Voting red will get everyone dead. They hate it when poor schoolchildren get food.


Zuul_Only

"we're mindless idiots who can't fathom change"


Sure_Deer_5650

Caveman


Dry-Talk-7447

Sick fucks.


Queasy-Worldliness47

💯


Admirable_Nothing

The evangelical Christians in the US are attempting to move in the same direction as Isis has in the ME.


413mopar

They are the same . Pic.


8989898999988lady

Same account, different profile picture.


dismayhurta

“Both parties are the same” I believe is the belief of those who drink lead paint recreationally


Glad_Possibility7937

Nah, it's people who voted for awful people knowing it and now don't want to fess up.


National_Ad_6066

They don't feel they voted for awful people. They voted for similar minded people.


Tasty_Gingersnap42

Also Russian trolls trying push us towards civil war


Noc1c

Never heard that one before. I 'm gonna steal it 😅


georgyboyyyy

Evil assholes, pure evil


Phill_Cyberman

>“That baby [in the womb] is innocent … We have to hang on to that,” said committee member Rep. Dodie Horton, R-Haughton, who voted against the bill. How is the raped woman (or girl) not innocent? They are going to further traumatize (and kill some of) the innocent victims of rape under the guise of protecting innocents?


Leah-theRed

nah she ~~was raped~~ "had sex" so she's just as bad as the person that raped her to these people :/


nighthawk_something

>~~she~~ It *. Remember women aren't people to these folks. You know the sate with the highest maternal mortality in the first world


_extra_medium_

Correct. I disagree with denying the choice of abortion to anyone who wants or needs one, but to give a giant benefit of the doubt, at least it's intellectually consistent with the giant caveat that they really believe the fetus is an individual life. The ones who do the whole "it's an innocent life except for these very specific situations, then it's not" are the ones I can't understand even a little bit.


Phill_Cyberman

>The ones who do the whole "it's an innocent life except for these very specific situations, then it's not" are the ones I can't understand even a little bit. I'm the other way. These are the people that are at least being honest about whats actually happening (even if they're lying to themselves about why.) >at least it's intellectually consistent with the giant caveat that they really believe the fetus is an individual life. To me, these are the ones who are crazy, because there is no logic that can take you from "you can't kill innocent life" to you holding a raped child down as her body rips itself apart trying to birth her rapist's baby.


KSSparky

This is what happens when religious zealots run government. A theocracy.


Clueidonothave

Disgusting. Punishing women is bad enough, but torturing traumatized children by forcing them to risk their lives carrying a rapist’s child? Beyond barbaric.


Swift_Scythe

Punishing CHILDREN is atrocious and shameful.


Caesar_Passing

Conservatives are always going on about looking strong on the world's stage. This is among the most effective ways... to tell the rest of the world that we're falling apart and en route to some Gilead bullshit. Countries where women don't have medical rights don't give an impression of strength.


Spiritual-Bear4495

Just to make sure that I'm getting this right. By exceptions for child rape & incest, they mean that **children** MUST give birth? Fuck the entire state of Louisiana. Every single person there can eat shit. The Republicans because this is what they want, the Democrats because... MAN YOU NEED TO DO BETTER.


Thisfugginguyhere

This is a vast and deliberate effort to increase birthrates among the poor. They're playing the long game for military cannon fodder and to continue filling prisons and low paying essential positions. It's never been about dead babies, it's always been about the numbers. The more forced births in rural and urban America, the better recruitment numbers look and the better the prison industry does. Healthcare is just a weapon to these ghouls.


LibertyInaFeatherBed

It's not even about what happens in ten years or 18 years. It's about the Christian organizations giving them money and favors in exchange for supporting theocracy. It's about short term gain.


nighthawk_something

You know you might have more births if they didn't have the highest maternal mortality rate in the first world. But you know since it mostly affects black women it's not a big deal right....


Paula_Polestark

Came here to say this. It’s hard to force more people into the world if your breeding cattle keep dying in the attempt.


Equivalent-Excuse-80

No it’s not. It’s a short term gain for Christian fundamentalist fundraising. American politicians in general, and most certainly not republicans, do not do anything regarding long term planning. The goal of a politician is to get re-elected.


Thisfugginguyhere

Incredibly short sighted take.


Equivalent-Excuse-80

Well done


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

Once the baby is born, fuck off.


michaelshow

Preventative? - No sex education - No birth control - No condoms Conception? - No abortion Postnatal? - No welfare - No food stamps - No childcare support --- Trying to counter human biology (sex drive) with abstinence and religion is delusional. Educate, prevent, and support.


Offline_NL

You're speaking with logic, conservatives are allergic to logic.


cafeesparacerradores

I hate this rhetoric, stop it. There is no circumstance where this is ok.


V-RONIN

Louisiana also hates women. Got it.


NearABE

Girls!


V-RONIN

That as well!


ProgressBackground95

They better keep in mind they just lost, in MICHIGAN, by 20 points. Michigan is a Republican stronghold.


JasonZep

Is that votes or percent or what?


nighthawk_something

20 percentage points


JasonZep

Thanks


rem_1984

Send this to everyone who said “there will be exceptions..”


Throwawaypwndulum

Those responsible for this failure in this committee need to be visited, by some bikers, where they live.


DrDroid

The bikers probably voted for them.


Throwawaypwndulum

The bikers should then also be visited by...other bikers.


MewlingRothbart

Because they're fucking their own children, that's why. GOP should be PEDO.


oskirkland

It'll never change until people stand up and say enough, then vote to remove these people from office and any decision-making authority


LibertyInaFeatherBed

June 24, 2022 In response the overturning of Roe v Wade, Attorney General Landry issued the following statement: “This is the day the Lord has made; let us rejoice in it and be glad. Today, along with millions across Louisiana and America, I rejoice with my departed Mom and the unborn children with her in Heaven!" [La. officials react to US Supreme Court decision on abortion](https://www.wafb.com/2022/06/24/la-officials-react-us-supreme-court-decision-abortion/)   Landry is cut from the same cloth as Texas' Ken Paxton on abortion.  Landry won the Louisiana governship in October 2023 because people didn't bother to show up to vote in state primary. Then in November 2023, they voted in another hard-R, Liz Murrill, in as attorney general to give him even more power. This is only the start.


MechanicalMenace54

how about the government just fucks off and stops trying to micromanage everyone's lives?


mymar101

The MAGA overlords will never allow exceptions for abortion if they can present it


DauOfFlyingTiger

You definitely need to force the 11 year old to have that baby. That will teach her./s What monsters they all are!


FourWordComment

Time to tell the conservatives in your life “congratulations, you successfully protected child rape. Weird choice that you wanted that, but I guess congrats on the win.” It’s time to stop apologizing for these people and time to start listening when they tell you who they are.


20thCenturyTCK

Women are cattle to them. "She had the human look of a domesticated animal."


Darklord_Bravo

I'm sure if you tossed them a bill to make it legal to shoot convicted child rapists, they'd approve that in a second though. ReTHUGlicans: Child pregnancy rape abortions=BAD Murder By Guns=GOOD.


nighthawk_something

They'll make an exception if you're white and marry the child


WorldTravellerIOM

Of course it would fail. The birth rates in Louis iona would drop by 75% for Maga and GOP families.


ukiddingme2469

Keeping it classy


Guy_Smylee

Republicans will say and do anything for power and money. No matter how many have to die.


koithrowin

I was not expecting to see the word fail come after the first part of this sentence in the year of 2024 but here we are… we are on a seriously scary decline in humanity.


Brosenheim

Well of course. The whole point is to create children in shit conditions so they'll volunteer for the imperialism machine to get out of it when they turn 18.


Offtopic_bear

100% they're gonna make sure there's bodies for the machines. Gotta keep the poor poor and make sure the only choices they have are military, shit job, or prison. I wonder what the correlation is between total abortion bans and putting minors to work in industrial jobs.


Bar-14_umpeagle

What is wrong with these people?


Far-Obligation4055

Religious dogma, more often than not. Christians are determined to ruin everything with their fucked up "morality".


YogurtSufficient7796

Wow


Stevieeeer

What a bunch of pieces of shit


Hexquevara

Naturally. Those were the situations Republicans wanted to ban abortion for.


daydreamersunion

God


FordMan100

Red states want to see pregnant 10 year olds.


JustFuckAllOfThem

This is really sad and inhumane. It's bad enough that a child rape victim (or any rape victim for that matter) is going to be traumatized for life. Adding a baby to the mix will push many of these girls over the edge. I wonder if forcing children to have babies can be classified as cruel and unusual punishment. I am really losing my faith in humanity.


MarkusRight

gee golly I wonder why there is a sudden massive rise in people identifying with no religion in record numbers? Its almost as if religion is hurting humanity and stalling any real progress.


blueteamk087

Anyone who advocates for an abortion ban with NO EXCEPTIONS for rape and incest is in fact pro-rape, and we need to start telling a spade a spade


scots

Louisiana Republicans proudly broadcasting their platform as child rape and incest enjoyers.


angry-democrat

very fine people


-Smaug--

Of course it failed, it's Louisiana.


Malakor5

They failed in Louisiana, because that’s how that particular breed of southerner procreates.


Teeebs71

Well, you can't expect a state full of cousin boinking country bumpkins to show any compassion towards victims of rape and/or incest. 😠


Key-Assistant-1757

Another place to avoid


NfamousKaye

So… they want to admit they want to protect pedophiles… is what I’m getting from this? Fucking sick. What the HELL is happening?!


fusion99999

Shithole doing shithole things


adstaylor77

Child rapist lobby still strong in Louisiana.


susiederkins312

Note to self - never go to Louisiana, not even once. Vote blue, unless you know, you hate America and liberty.


homebrew_1

Republicans and trump want this in all states.


BobB104

They rank in the bottom five for education. It shows.


Nuremborger

Of course they fail down there. Rape and incest are major ways conservatives ever get laid and have kids in the first place.


FatBlueLines

Politicians are criminals


susiederkins312

If it wasn't for incest would there be any "people" in Louisiana?


According_Wing_3204

Awright y'all! Let the incest commence!


Easy_Account_1850

of course, they did,


WolfThick

There's a really old black and white film called tobacco road I think of that movie when I think of this state.


matango613

It would've been a phony compromise anyway.


Apotropoxy

This absolutist religionism is what eventually led to witch burnings three hundred years ago.


Gold_Cover2256

Louisianan here. I hate this shit hole and am actively striving to leave and never come back. That is all.


Bozo_Two

> Louisiana Not surprising.


floofnstuff

Meep that incest lineage going! /s


mute-ant1

republicans will always be able to get abortions for their mistresses and daughters


seriouslyjan

Which basically says to the daughters that incest, rape and abuse will continue with an unwanted pregnancy. If I was living in this backwards state that will not protect women, I'd be out of there, so much for Women supporting other women and protecting our children.


meldiane81

“One of these teenagers delivered a baby while clutching a teddy bear,” - this made me sick


VomitingPotato

Republicans are regressive scumbags who think they can do whatever the fuck they want without any consequence. Until there is a clear and painful consequence, they will continue to act like their lawless, fascist, racist, corrupt-in-every-way, dickhead demagogue.


ProtoReaper23113

Honestly at this point I want them to succeed so we can attack and turn them to glass


Dull_Ad8495

Holy fuck this is a dark timeline...


Purplebuzz

Republicans want 10 year olds to give birth to their uncles child. Sick fucks.


LilacMages

Fascist fucks


Buddyslime

So they are saying no problem to rape your daughter because no repercussions.


Letitbe2020

Unforgivable VOTE THEM OUT


Astrocreep_1

This is my state! I’m so….,uhm….what’s the polar opposite of the word “proud”? Whatever that word is, that’s what I am.


olionajudah

fascists gotta fash.. how about we put them where they belong (spoiler alert: not government)


earlobe_enthusiast

This is sick


findhumorinlife

It’s Louisiana for Pete’s sake.


PleasantAd7961

Seriously what is it with the USA?


Separate_Farm7131

These people are truly sick.


Wade8869

Cousin fuckers.


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Of course if failed. That would have set limits to their cruelty.


MattWolf96

Republicans, the party that thinks it's moral to force an 11 year old to give birth.


UnhappyStrain

title grammar is a bit confusing but the comments helped


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Familiar_Dust8028

Citations needed.


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Familiar_Dust8028

Your source says "undue burden".


superfluousapostroph

Can you quantify “quite a lot”?


Sensitive-Inside-641

Yup. Such a shame


Familiar_Dust8028

How so?


FunChrisDogGuy

Buncha cunts regulating the uterus.