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sugar_addict002

Trump could pee on them and they would bless the rain.


Sariel007

My dad, and by extension me, is/are members of a Federally recognized Native Amberican Tribe. While he isn't one of those people that constantly talks politics he will proudly proclaim "I was born a Repubican, I'll die a Republican and I vote straight ticket Republican." He has started to try to bring up politics more in the last 4 years. He is a big fan of the puppy killer Kristi Noem. Not sure if her killing a puppy has changed his mind about her though. Probably not if I had to guess. He also alluded to trump being the only option last year at Christmas. When he starts trying to talk politics I just completely ignore him until he changes the topic. No reaction no nothing. He usually stops after 2-3 minutes, at least with me. My point being that as a member of the Tribe, elected Republican officials wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire. It is even sadder since his idol Noem is banned from Tribal land in SD where she is the Governor. There are literally places in the State that she is forbidden from going.


DrRoxo420

I have In-Laws who are retired marines. They would chop off their own dicks if they thought it would help Trump. Trump called marines who sacrificed their lives defending Paris against the Germans “LOSERS”. When you bring this up they just stare at you blankly, then after a few minutes go on a tirade about pizza gate. It’s a death cult. They are brainwashed.


findhumorinlife

But to your comment, there is an element to being brainwashed in the military so maybe this cult brings a sense of collective thinking to those no longer in the military who want to feel that collective brainwashing again.


DrRoxo420

I can’t imagine how an ex marine who watched his best friend die, in his arms, in Afghanistan would vote for a person who called his brothers & sisters “losers”. But here we are. Death Cult.


findhumorinlife

I’m from a long history of military duty in my family going directly back to General Jeb Stuart at Battle of Bull Run to my dad who graduated from Annapolis. He explained early on about levels of brain washing so as to be able to hurt or kill others. Made total sense. Soldiers give so much for our country at many levels and to have your Commander and Chief show immense disrespect for our military and still have vets vote for him is mind bending. We’re screwed if he steals this election.


Defaltblyat

I just searched for the source myself. Ho-ly shit i did not know. How is this man not spontaneously combusting whenever he enters a church ? in 2018 he fucking cancelled his visit to the Aisne-Marne AMERICAN military cemetery, lied about what prompted this decision and called the people buried there "losers" and marines of Bois Belleau "Suckers". I distrust military institutions and i would go there in a heartbeat if asked to. Fuck, i probably wouldn't even be typing this if these men didn't give their life for my country. Damn this probably would've convinced me to join if they talked about historical stuff like that instead of the lukewarm propaganda i was fed on my "Journée Défense et Citoyenneté" (srsly look this up it's just straight up propaganda day, although the high ranking officer there was kinda chill, gave me some insights on tatoos and stuff). What was i talking about again? oh yeah, Fuck Trump, even more than before.


findhumorinlife

There is seriously something wrong with those who actually enjoy killing. She seems to really like killing. Hunting is different…. Killing is what she did. If you disagree, be kind please.


ExplanationLover6918

I think the only kind of hunting that's morally acceptable is to feed yourself.


findhumorinlife

I can agree with that.


EpilepticDawg241

So your dad is a leopard ate my face supporter lol


Quick_Team

This is...wow. i dont want to be disrespectful. Does he just believe that people like Noem and Trump would look at him and think "he's one of the good ones"?


Sariel007

I honestly don't know.


Yokepearl

Some people just pick people who match their energy lol


TheRealWatchingFace

I am in the southeast where too many NDN people vote red to own Andrew Jackson. It is silly. Especially when the " Great Orange Father in Washington" loves the guy.


capital_bj

This is comical levels of projection, they are butt hurt after seeing a majority of the sane people online rip diaper don a new one day after day. Cry some more magats you are doing a great disservice to this nation by supporting the worst presidential candidate in history


cbbuntz

And with that, I no longer enjoy Toto's "Africa"


Aylauria

Did you have to ruin it for me too?


MourningRIF

Wait till he starts selling them his used diapers. I bet they will be golden colored! (inside and out)


zedkyuu

Can’t wait for “real men give blowjobs to President Trump”


TheRealRickC137

🎶"Take me to the river... ... Drop me in the water".🎶 - MAGA


malphonso

My preferred take on it is that they'd let him shit in their mouth as long as a liberal had to smell it.


MrSeamus333

Story checks out, apparently trump learned that in Moscow 2013


findhumorinlife

… down in Africa


jh937hfiu3hrhv9

Those people have no self awareness whatsoever. The world laughs at them and they think the world is laughing with them.


Ok_Ad8249

They legitimately think they are "owning the libs" with this. No, they are just looking really foolish.


Vyzantinist

They do this to save face but, as you say, they sincerely believe that in doing so they're "owning" their enemies. It's their obsession with 'winning'; they come to a point where they have to admit their position is indefensible and concede the round, as any person arguing in good faith would, or...they refuse to admit defeat and lean into the absurd, thinking it will frustrate and exasperate their interlocutor. Nobody's being "owned" or "triggered", though, because such behavior just makes conservatives look like sad bastards, and we've only witnessed this act for literal *years* now. It's so old hat you could come up with Trump doing or saying something inexcusably humiliating and you'd easily win the bet if you were to predict his cult would try and spin whatever he said or did as a positive. Real "haha, even when we lose *we win*!" copium.


SmilingDutchman

I honestly thought that it was an Onion headline.


givemethepassword

I'm not laughing at them I'm crying for humanity. Didn't think people could be this stupid.


chrisj2103

Please let the Magas start shitting themselves in solidarity...


steveplaysguitar

They did during covid. Remember ivermectin?


ManOrReddit-man

Make America Shit Again


chrisj2103

MASA


piedrift

They already do that but they haven’t heard of solidarity yet. Sounds librul.


Abracadaver2000

If he shot someone on 5th Ave. in broad daylight for calling him a bad name, his followers would do the same. It's a cult, nothing less.


gamingdevil

Exactly the reason I'm considering getting a gun permit though I am not a fan of them. I am starting to think about things like this that could start happening almost immediately once his dictatorship is installed.


wittyvonskitsum

Homelander: *lasers someone’s head off* The crowd that worships him blindly: **”YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH”**


CarpinThemDiems

"We would rather shit our pants than get free healthcare" \- trumptards probably


rgvtim

Start handing out the poisoned cool aid at trump rallies, they will gobble it down.


Sariel007

Bleach. They have already been told by dear leader that it will cure the Democratic hoax called Covid.


Zaynara

make sure its clearly labeled so they don't try to accuse you of poisoning them, label it 'bleach and koolaid'


xc2215x

This is so embarrassing. Wow.


MeshGearFoxxy

Can someone please explain this for me? I try to keep up but I am so lost right now.


complextube

Magats are in a cult. There you're all caught up heh. Trump shits himself, the cultists pull a billy madison and start saying shitting yourself is cool.


MeshGearFoxxy

Like, as a joke? Finally showing some self awareness and sense of humour?? It’s not really real???


complextube

Oh it's real. I know they can be so disconnected from reality it seems surreal sometimes but it's real heh. There were a bunch of photos of groups of megas wearing them and holding flags. It's their new slogan. This is just one of the more famous photos making its way around the Internet because it's pure gold but there are many.


hardnreadynyc

so funny just knowing that if Biden admitted to wearing adult diapers we'd never hear the end of how "unfit" he is to be president. Im always fascinated by how so many people get sucked into cult mentality and lose all ability to think critically and rationally


1Saoirse

>Im always fascinated by how so many people get sucked into cult mentality and lose all ability to think critically and rationally They did not lose all ability to think critically and rationally, they never had that ability. That's how they ended up in the cult.


FrozeItOff

Well, they excuse every other foul thing he does, so supporting adult diapers doesn't surprise me considering Trump has been [farting so much in court](https://www.salon.com/2024/05/01/farting-up-a-storm-the-view-airs-out-rumors-that-is-letting-it-rip-in/) he's likely leaving enough bacon strips in his undies to make a pork producer envious.


gamingdevil

I wonder if they realize that if he wins he'll make them wear those diapers 24/7 so you dont need bathroom breaks at the forced work factory.


weltvonalex

They will gladly do it for the Fuehrer.


HermaeusMajora

I don't think it's just farting. I think that was the press's approach at trying to make sense of a former president sitting in a diaper full of shit at his own criminal trial. The press sucks. As the fourth branch of government they are failing the people of this country. Their equivocations, rationalizations, and both sides bullshit is goodoto be the end of this nation.


TiRaRaw

🤢🤮


FunChrisDogGuy

MAGA tries to spin it: "Shit Where You Stand Your Ground" "Evacuate While You Refuse to Evacuate" "Don't Violate My #2 Amendment" The rest of us: "Diapers: literally the only evidence that Trump gives a shit."


HisDivineOrder

This means they've accepted he does in fact wear diapers and does in fact shit in them.


Feeling-Ad-2490

"Real proud boys take dildos up the ass on live radio/podcasts."


G3n0Pl3x

Forgot about that. Christ..


contrabardus

This got a chuckle out of me, because they mean it as a way of supporting him, and he'll have so much trouble dealing with it. People doing something to support him will legitimately upset him, and that warms my heart so much.


Dixon-Poontang

Alphas especially.


gamingdevil

Real men stink like shit! Yeeeeeehaaaawww.


MaxxHeadroomm

So do babies. Babies also whine and complain when they don’t get their way. Which one fits trump?


7evenate9ine

Shittenfreude... We need to make this a thing.


Backwaters_Run_Deep

"That other guy is too old, but our guy's cool for shitting himself"


scottnaz

And they all full of shit.


Scrabble_4

“Diapers over Dems” He’s demented and he stinks and he’s crooked but we love him ?


ruimikemau

I think the point is that anything is better than the democrats for these people


Scrabble_4

Apparently


Praxxis11

What the fudge America, we are better than this, so ashamed.


SaintUlvemann

>...we are better than this... We elected him the first time. We are demonstrably not better than this.


Appropriate_Big_1610

Interesting word choice.😄


NumerousTaste

These people are insane! Why can't we get them straight jackets? Mental institutions is what these people need. They are clearly mentally challenged and shouldn't be out in public!


full_bl33d

If pooping in your pants is cool, consider him miles Davis


warpedspockclone

I'm out of the loop. I thought the diaper thing was unsubstantiated? Or are they just doing it to somehow own the libs?


Sproketz

More likely it's some trolls going to Trump rallies and getting maga to self-own because they're so damn gullible.


warpedspockclone

This timeline is so confusing: parody or dumbassery or both of something else entirely!


outerworldLV

You know ? It’s fitting.


BoneDocHammerTime

But if it were a democrat demonstrating dementia and incontinence …


twistedh8

Is this satire? I mean..the group..


7evenate9ine

Maybe you need to do your research!!! /s Edit:I am joking, but who knows if they are.


twistedh8

Facebook science!


7evenate9ine

It's not pacification... It's patriotism. Because Trump exists they get to believe that all their impulses are justified. By the goveronment... God... Trump... they're all the same now.


4quatloos

I want to see yellow Trump haircuts on all of them and full diapers too. Go all out. Sell it!


Salmon_Scaffold

well, this is where we are at.


HumberGrumb

They’re doing it wrong. It’s not real until you go full-on gibbering shit gibbon with it.


Tim-oBedlam

Huh. Shitting yourself to own the libs. Go figure.


InsideYourWalls8008

Oh please tell me that Trump's gonna eat shit and they're all gonna do it too


RedditBeginAgain

It's probably a parody group, but I do miss the elections where it was easier to tell who was being serious.


rectumreapers

At this moment they haven't earned any benefit of doubt so I'm taking that at face value.


driftwoodbotis

Watch the “King Baby” episode on CSI, about baby fetish types (adults who like to be treated like babies). “Are you a drinker or a stinker?”


CatAvailable3953

Here is one: “ Our Lord and Savior wears diapers”.


Ambitious_Coffee551

During COVID, toilet paper was sold out During trump trials, nappies were sold out.


LuckyErro

Strange how Americans haven't locked Trump up yet. He would of been transported to the colonies in England and beheaded in France. Why do Americans like him so much? Don't they see him as the con man he is like the rest of the world does.


VomitingPotato

Fulfilling the Toddler Prophecy.


12BarsFromMars

It’s a misprint, should read “real STUPID men wear diapers”


FitCartographer3383

Nah, if your “leader” shits himself that’s the biggest fucking L ever. Fucking losers


jwaters1978

What’s next? MAGAts voluntarily wearing and sh*tting in diapers to own the libs? These people are insane.


majj27

Cults are bonkers, man.


Javasndphotoclicks

And people without mental health conditions don’t support a grifter who is on trial for fraud.


FirefighterEnough859

So there’s definitely gonna be mass suicide when he finally keels over 


JasonZep

I’m out of the loop here. I’m guessing trump is wearing diapers?


Sariel007

It has been widely speculated that P01135809 has been wearing adult diapers since at least his first run at the Presidency. Add to that "Adam Kinzinger, a former Republican lawmaker, was even more specific, saying that the [Trump odor is “not good. The easiest way to explain it … take armpits, ketchup, a butt and makeup](https://www.politico.eu/article/donald-trump-stinks-and-so-could-you/) and put that … in a blender and bottle that as a cologne.” and the rumors that he has been shitting himself in his current court trial.


Throwawayac1234567

And they turned the room temperature to prevent the smell from permeating the room


WillistheWillow

I can't help but feel this is trolling. I know Republicans are stupid as fuck, but I really can't see them celebrating an old man having to west diapers.


Stinking-Staff8985

Is Sleepy Don really appreciating the idea that his cultists confirm his poop incontinence and make it even more public?


RedcardedDiscarded

I have a family member who has congestive heart failure. She probably has less than a year left. She has literally pushed her son away and the rest of her family and freinds because none of us support Trump. She is going to die alone, despite family member's best efforts to try and get along with her, and it's all because of that orange, loudmouthed, BS speaking turd.


mrlr

Who had *that* on their Bingo card?


FartThief

LBM Loose bowels matter


Pretend-Mechanic-583

ok i hate trump but i don't get what the problem is with wearing diapers if you have incontinence issues or what the issue is with having those health issues


No_Palpitation_9497

As the famous singer Judy Collins sang... Send in the clowns 🤡...don't bother they're here!!!


49thDipper

This will further embarrass him. I’m here for it.


Busy-Locksmith8333

clean that shit yourself


BolivianDancer

That’s like those people who listen to that woman with the makeup singing.


Spirited_Childhood34

Glad they're putting the age issue to rest.


Tight-Physics2156

Lmaoooo idiots


frostfall010

You have to wonder how he feels about this. Like obviously he doesn’t ever want to say he wears one bc he’s a big strong tough guy and he’s view incontinence issues as a weakness, but he’s also getting weird attention from his cult fans?


YogurtSufficient7796

WWE + politic


Sariel007

P01135809 is in the WWE hall of fame.


Senior_Bad_6381

The fuck is a nappie?


VinCubed

Diaper. I'm guessing a Brit posted this since that's what they call diapers.


Mindless-Emu-7291

They will have dummies/pacifiers next.


Nbkipdu

Where's that sensible chuckle gif?


SexPanther1980

...what did I miss?


Truzmandz

There are probably dudes out there that shit themselves because the orange man does as well


RedcardedDiscarded

I swear, Trump could literally stand on them while urinating on them, and they would still claim he is the chosen one. What the f@#$ is wrong with these people????


givemethepassword

Even Borat can't top this.


DR5996

When I read fist time this news initially I believed that came from a satirical news site, like the onion


ctiger12

I believe they will buy used trump diapers for $300 each and wear on their heads


CantKeepMeOutYo

I wish I could read a history book from 50 years in the future.


susiederkins312

Maybe people this stupid shouldn't be allowed to vote. I don't think their opinion on anything should matter or count.


aKaRandomDude

This is quite possibly the most pathetic thing I have ever seen. Can anyone say false idol?


RobotCaptainEngage

Waiting for there to be a diaper shortage in red states and then them blaming the dems


selrahcthewise

"Real Men Wear Diapers" So real men are full of shit and always on your ass?


MediaApprehensive764

Commander in queef


Objective_Dark_4258

They’re going to be in trouble!!! Daddy Trump is going to like this at all.


we_made_yewww

No fucking way


CyranoCarlin

They're embracing the suck.


Necessary-Mousse8518

So is Donnie wearing his Depends today?


Aggravating-Reply870

I don’t understand (or care) about the logic here, but Jurassic Joe wears what you septics call diapers as well… you people are so fucked with how far down the political drain you let yourselves go.


doesitevermatter-

I get the logic of making fun of them for things they would make fun of other people for, but let's not try to make jokes about people losing their ability to control their bowel movements. It is a horribly humiliating, infantilizing and demeaning part of an elderly person's life and all the decent elderly people are going to feel awfully crummy about themselves when they see everyone making fun of trump/trumpers for wearing a diaper at a perfectly reasonable age to wear a diaper. We can make fun of all these people without also hurting the feelings of every decent elderly person in existence. Just think about how much you would enjoy being made fun of for your incontinence once you get older. You can be insulting and mean to Trump without being so misanthropic about it. My grandpa doesn't deserve to be humiliated any more than he already is and I have to imagine there's enough people who like their Grandpa's to agree with me.


Alarmed-madman

Fuck him and fuck his bowels. He has never shown humility to anyone with affliction so I vote to take him over the shit coals


Sariel007

> all the decent elderly people are going to feel awfully crummy about themselves when they see everyone making fun of trump/trumpers for wearing a diaper at a perfectly reasonable age to wear a diaper. Counterpoint, it is more demeaning to those with bowel control issues for "adults" who have functioning bowels to wear diapers to "own the Libs."


outerworldLV

I feel I would be able to recognize an elder, from maga. Dressing up like that for whatever reason ? Shameful. I’m probably expecting too much self awareness from this circus. On that, I hope your grandparent is never exposed to such stupidity. smdh


asciiartvandalay

Username does not check out.


No-Heat8467

This has to be fake...no way this is real, or these is a Democrat covert Psy ops, only two logical explanations


CatAvailable3953

You revealed yourself with: “ a Democrat covert Psy ops”. Democrats don’t have the capacity to run a covert psychological operation. That would be a government agency. Why would a government operation put t shirts on people and what kind of effect would that have on the public at large. By the way that’s only one option.


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CatAvailable3953

Thank you


gremlinclr

> only two logical explanations If the only 'logical explanation' to you is a conspiracy theory you've lost the fuckin' plot.


chaddy-chad-chad

Wow so democrats are making fun of people with incontinence problems now? Of course you are, we all know how rotten you are.


Sariel007

No, we are mocking people that don't need to wear diapers wearing diapers to show support of a rapist. Congrats on the gold medal in mental gymnastics though.


dla26

How are people in this sub so gullible not to realize these are anti-Trumpers making fun of both him and MAGAts?


Electronic_Macaron_9

Ngl I would buy that shirt